Wednesday, June 20, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDWARD CULLEN!


HAPPY 111TH BIRTHDAY!







NOW GET OVER HERE SO I CAN SWING ON YOUR ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!!



117 comments:

  1. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    HhAaPpPpYy BbIiRrTtHhDdAaYy to youuuuu myyyy loveeeeee

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  2. ♪♫♪ Happy Birthday Edward... Let me blow your candle! 

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z9eje5Ky1qjd3rdo1_500.jpg

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  3. That means we get to spank him 111 times... no he shall spank me 111 times... yeah, that's what I meant!

    Happy Birthday Eddie!

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  4. That first gif....

    *wails*

    HE FUCKING OWNS ME!!!! 

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  5. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    That's where it all started isn't it....sigh. 

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  6. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    He could wail on me for as long as his heart desired

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  7. Seriously. Don't stop at 111, Eddie!

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  8. Oh fuck, that made me so fucking wet... my stomach clenched and everything.

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  9. BD PT2  trailer reaction! Nutty Madam...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGz9F1sQOPU&feature=youtu.be

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  10. Get a little Freeze Burn from it too, no doubt!   

    x0x0x0 ♥♥♥

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  11. UNF! I'm so fucking exhausted I can't even think of what to say! I miss you BTBs...

    Happy Birthday to the most fucking hot sexy sparkly vampire to ever own us! 

    I wish I could be on here more. In the middle of packing, picking paint colours for kids rooms, new bedding sets ect. I did finally finish Alie's 3rd birthday montage! Yay me! 

    Also did I miss something, what happened to Leah? Cause she never posts here anymore, like seriously she's worse than me! 

    I love you bitches and now I have to go pack some more before we have Austin's last hockey game tonight! He's playing the older kids who are in a hitting league so fingers crossed they don't hurt my kid! 

    I also have to work on the boys hockey montage I promised them but I'm thinking that will have to wait till after moving and unpacking ect. 

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  12. Your words are so romantic like a poem... if I didn't you you were talking kinky I'd think you were a poet... LOL 

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  13. *humps doorknob*

    UNF!!! I hate you, how can you make my body react with 4 words!!!! 

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  14. LMFAO!!!!!!

    *swoons*

    I like when you get romantic on me! LOL!!!!! 

    Would you like a set of frozen eggs with that? 

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  15. Well, you better prepare. A lot of crying, shouting and screaming

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  16. Happy Birthday indeed!!!  
    It's my son's birthday as well...what a day!
    Missed you BTB hOOrs alot!
    ;D

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  17. Happy Birthday you sexy Beast!

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  18. Fuck yes!
    Just imagine sitting in the cinema next to her?! OMG! I would die. She's fucking crazy.

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  19. No shit.  Four words make me feel like I was just fucked hard and put away wet.

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  20. Hey hot momma!!!!

    Miss you tons! You must stop by more often!! Smooch! 

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  21. I'd stab her and play with her blood. the end.

    LOL!!! 

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  22. Oh God!!! Check the new post! LOL!!!

    I had to add her! All thanks to you, I'm not taking credit for that hot fucking mess!! LMFAO!!! 

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  23. FB, how should we field the question about Leah?....  

    I had to give her a piece of my mind a couple times... maybe we scared her away, I guess.  We weren't in agreement about Rob playing CG, etc. etc.  It was a little surprising how different our opinions were.  That is my guess about why she's not around.

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  24. I'm so glad she's not a BTB.... or is she???? 

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  25. Hey traitor, what's with Josh?

    JUST KIDDING!  Love him too, ever since Zathura.  *wink, wink*

    Happy Birthday to your son as well!  ♥♥

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  26. ahhhh I missed out on all of that! I didn't see it and I hope I'm not pissing anyone off by saying this but if that scared her off then she's not a BTB..... just my opinion though!

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  27. FSoC? That got you all fuck hot? NICE!

    Just imagine what Edward could do. He could fuck you on the ceiling and then have to peel you off of it!

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  28.  FSofC got you hot as well?? DAMN! We need to keep using it then! LOL

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  29. As soon as Edward sinks his frozen meat log in me I'll have two frozen eggs immediately! *shivers with horniness*

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  30. that's not Josh!
    That's my son, Christian...lol...it's his b-day too!

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  31. i know!  RL fucking sucks!

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  32. I don't know! Can someone be too crazy to be a BTB?! I think she is....LOL

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  33. I stumbled across this pic. and added a little somethin' somethin'.  Can you spot it?
    (wish I was talented enough to remove Rob's pants and add his monster cock slamming into Kristen with her dress hiked up... UNF!);-)

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  34. I think she felt ganged up on when she said what she said about Robert. And I know she blurred her opinion and truth together  when she made her comments about it. I don't think she was ever a BTB. I think she just liked to comment alot to be the top commenter on sites. That's just my opinion though.

    We know who the real BTBs are.

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  35. Who Nutty? That bitch is not a BTB! We do not allow ogres to be BTBs. They tend to eat the smaller BTBs. 

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  36. She never was. Myself an dothers asked about her name and why she never added BTB and she said Disqus wouldn't let her. Bullshit.

    She's a roamer commenter. 

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  37. Oh... my bad *blushing profusely*

    The pic is small, totes looks like Josh. *chuckles nervously*

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  38. Very good point!  ;-)

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  39. I totally knew from the first time I saw it.  ♥♥♥

    That idiot Pruney, or Prnny, or whatever, is an idiot for not figuring it out as well.  

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  40. I remember from the Target sneak peak of BD2 that she had a real problem with Ed wanting to put "his penis in her vagina"... definitely NOT a BTB!!!!  She's not even WELCOME here in my opinion.
    LOL!

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  41. FUCK ME! How old is he again?? *evil grin*

    Does he like slightly older women?? *raises eyebrow*

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  42. Atta BTB!  I was NOT going to be the one to say that!  *high five, chest bump*

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  43. Robert.  ROFLMFAO! 
    Is this Rob's mother or FB?

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  44. Fuck!  I just spit all over my laptop!

    You are off the fucking hook funny!

    Baahaahaha!

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  45. You bitches are making me laugh so fucking hard today!!!!!

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  46. HOLY FUCK! I had to double check what I said and I'll be fuckin' bent over a barrell and plowed! I did say Robert. WTF??!! BATL!!!

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  47.  You know the rule! No drinking, eating, driving or walking while associating with your BTBs. Your ass will get injured...not to mention the rest of you.

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  48. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 4:29 PM

    HAHHAHHAAAAA

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  49. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 4:31 PM

    WHHHHHAATTTTTT!!!!! How did they let that slip out...that wasn't a provocative photo shoot at all!

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  50. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    She commented to get to the top but like any douche they fall harder the higher they get....scared of a little disagreement?? PFFFF!!

    Was that mean to call her a douche lol...I mean...it was annoying that she commented the same comment on EVERY FUCKING THING. 

    Rant over. 

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  51. OMFG! So I wasn't the onliest one that noticed that about her. I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs every time she would go on a crazy commenting rant and they would all be the same fucking thing.

    I don't comment to be the top commenter. I just comment because my mind is always thinking and I fucking love talking and sharing with my BTBS!

    XOXO

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  52. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    IT REALLLYYY ISS AN AMAZINGG BOOOOOKKKKKK...LOL...omg she's totes batshit off her fuckin rocker elevator doors open but it doesn't go up and down crazyyy motherfucker. 

    I'm tempted to video myself laughing at her LOLLLLL

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  53. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 4:41 PM

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I JUST SNORTED LAUGHINGGGGGGGG

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  54. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    Or how about the time she commented on EVERY comment the fact that she wouldn't be commenting for a while due to traveling to Forks, WA...you know...where Bella and Edward are from..

    -_-

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  55. In her defense I think she did that because she knows no one is following her on Disqus. And she wanted EVERYONE to know. Either that or she was bragging. Twilight wasn't even filmed in Forks. Why go??

    Hmmm...I guess I really wasn't defending her. MY BAD! LOL

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  56. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    What whoa.... O_O

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  57. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    Happy Birthday!.......and I don't know what else to say. I hope you get lots of fucking today? LOL

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  58. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 5:27 PM

    I remember Leah saying how she can't stand people that bash Nikki. And we did that a few times. :/ Maybe that's why she left. 

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  59. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    It got old after while...like calm down with the commenting....and it wasn't just on here....it was on Rob's Closet...BDM.org...etc.....shake my head...whatevs. 

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  60. It was EVERYWHERE! Let Robsessed keep her. I need a break.

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  61. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 5:36 PM

    Awwww, she seems like a nice supportive person. Even though it gives me headaches to read what she writes sometimes...though I get used to it. 2 of my friends texts like that. I suffer daily. 

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  62. it's a bigger avi at Robsessed...trust me, he's cuter than Josh!
    lol
    ;D

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  63. Tori...he's legal today...turned 18.  
    makes me feel old now....
    *sigh*

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  64. Aurora23❤BTB❤®June 20, 2012 at 8:02 PM

    told ya they were pink! 

    Nom Nom Nom as Rob says...

    http://robattack.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tongue-gif.gif

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  65. Aurora23❤BTB❤®June 20, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    HAPPY HAPPY BDAY EDWARD!

    Without you being created my Twinkie Queen SM, we would have never had our man RP to lust & cream over repeatedly daily.

    We would have never got FIfty Shades Trilogy which started as Master of Our Universe.

    And lastly Krisban would have never been born

    Love ya!!!

    In honor of your bday, I'm wearing you on my cooter!

    http://ctscanhollywood.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/pattspanties1.jpg?w=460

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  66. I don't doubt you, Jennifer... I mean... Oh really?!

    ;-)

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  67. That was me and my mad-photoshop-skills.  Ya like?

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  68.  Dear fucking God. BITCH! Don't even start with me on that!!

    It's not even real!! It's a manip-nip!!

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  69. Well difference of opinion and all that... maybe it's time for some big girl panties for her.

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  70. Yah I remember that. I had no problem adding BTB, even if I was late to the party.... *hangs head in shame*

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  71. Okay hope I'm not stepping on toes asking this but where did this go down? I must have been away or something cause I don't remember it but I do usually stay out of the CG posts cause of my lack of having read Fifty yet... god I am like the worst fucking BTB ever! lol.

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  72. No, you are not a bad BTB.. but, you must repent nevertheless. *wink*

    It happened here, a few weeks ago... I will try to find the post if I have time, tomorrow.

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  73.  You're here now and that's all that matters. I'm sure there are millions and millions of BTBs out there and they just don't know it.

    LOVES U!
    xoxo

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  74. I found it. This was the main post in question. It may have gone over into a couple of other posts or threads, but this was the biggie.

    http://btb-uncensored.blogspot.com/2012/05/kristen-talks-fifty-with-celebuzz.html

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  75. I read through it all....lol. Okay and.... *stands on chair clapping* I am so fucking glad you girls called her out on some of her shit, like not actually reading responses and just posting to post! I love you bitches and yay!

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  76. Just xoxox I must be in the shit books....lol.

    You girls are bad, I should be packing and instead I'm on here! lol.

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  77. Yeah. I always thought there was something off about her , and the way she ALWAYS had to comment was annoying. I started out 'following' her, simply because she visited BTBs Uncensored, and then I wanted to un-follow because she posted too damn much.... EVERYWHERE! The whole CG/Rob thing was the straw that broke my back, anyways.... those comments simply weren't BTB comments.

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  78. I haven't read 50 but I still have positive thoughts on Rob doing a kinky ass movie, how could you not? Yah it really bugged me how she commented on everything and barely added to the value of the actual conversation and I might be nit picking here but the too and to as well....lol. It's to lady not too! I have always had a weird vibe from here she just seems kinda odd especially for a woman in her 40s and some of the things she has said.

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  79. I guess I feel a little hypocritical for saying that she comments too much, because I know I am a loud mouth too, but I'd like to think that I don't jump on a thread just to jump on it... I just always seem to have something to say. I'd like to think I can take a hint... so if I get out of hand, please (all you girls) drop some hints and I will back off. ;)

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  80. She's in her 40s??? I pictured her as young... like late teens, early 20s. LOL!

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  81. Yah she has said she was in her 40s. If I didn't know I would have thought the same!

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  82.  When I first met her on RC I remember her saying she was 18 or something. Why lie? I don't get it.

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  83. I don't know, some people do. She added me on Facebook like a year ago and her birth year on there is 1961.

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