Wednesday, June 20, 2012

BREAKING DOWN - BREAKING DAWN

OMFG!!!
I'm still hyperventilating so pardon me if this post makes no sense!

So, what did we learn from the Breaking Dawn 2 Trailer?!

*Per PinkLady:
Breaking Dawn 2 brings you...
FUCKING BRUNO MARS!!! LOL













And WTF?! Is Aro the Leader of Forks Marching Band?!? LOL






PL, you crack me up!!! LOL
FACT 1:
Bad Ass Bella, still makes Jake's nipples hard.
FACT 2:
My mind has been blown...
FACT 3:
I fucking hate Irina, and I'll be cheering when she's ripped apart.

FACT 4:
I'm DEAD! Fucking pea-coat BATMAN!

PS: My vag looks like Bruno's Dancing Waters above...

71 comments:

  1. Fucking love this post! LMFAO!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wfjlK1Tf1qh2o7zo1_500.gif
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu674mVwQC1qzgpx9.gif

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  2. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    DAMN FIERCE BELLA.....I CAN'T GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS SOOOO FUCKING COOOOOOLLLLLLLLL GAHHHHH

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  3. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    Aro trying to be Dracula. LOL!!!


    OMG. Jake's nipples hard:
    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0kyrUz9w1r5z6y1o1_250.gif 

    And that last gif. Oh my god. My heart. Yes, we all know there won't be a battle but Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT THEN. Did they alter the ending to include a battle?! Because if that's not war, then I don't know what war is. 

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  4. I totally forgot Alice and her "I jizzed in my pants" Face! LOL!!!1

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  5. I think I read somewhere that it might be Alice' vision! And that it's not really happening in the end! We'll see...

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  6. I know!!!!!
    FUUUUCKKKKK

    That's (after demon child) was the part it pissed me off the most!

    All that preparation and no battle!?!?!?

    I'm so excited!!!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x5veoQJ21qgqsja.gif

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  7. BAD ASS!!!

    I wanna cry!!!!

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x5kehfrO1qcv95ro1_500.gif

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  8. Are is the king after all... or he wants to be... LOL 

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KXDWixWUzis/SpuJEaQ6ziI/AAAAAAAADaY/R9OViGPrnXo/s400/michaeljackson+marching+band+jacket+urban+gentleman.jpg

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  9. LOL!!!!!!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w9jwwGUf1rtqdoyo1_500.jpg

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  10. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Yeah! Stephenie and her inability to kill a character of hers because she loved them too much. -_____-!!!! 
    Also, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who calls the child, the Devil Child. Or Demon Child. *Hi5*

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  11. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    Yeah, and I read they killed someone. But it's in the vision. :S 

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  12. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    SHE IS HOT. BURNING HOT. MY GOD. I 
    My girl crush on her just jumped by 1000000000000000x!!!

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  13. *hi5*

    I would've sacrifice half of carlisle's friends! LOL

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  14. It's him! I mean, I saw him live on stage, so I know what I'm talking about! LOL

    *sings* If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door....

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  15. I'm just pissed because Aro didn't wear the hat that went with his outfit.

    STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT! ALL OR NOTHING, ARO! ALL OR NOTHING.

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vvs7s7iQ1qlf15yo1_500.jpg

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  16.  I bet that's what it is. The vision comes right after she drops the vase.

    GOTDAMNITIWANTITRIGHTFUCKINGNOW!

    uh oh. The panda is coming out of me....


    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ff283Ecu1rq65sso1_400.gif

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  17. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    If you go gay, go all the way! 
    That's what I say...

    LOL

    My new rhyme!

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  18.  Frozen sex on a stick that's our Vampella!

    I've been tearing up all fucking morning. I can't figure it out if it's because it's the last movie or the trailer was so fucking amazing!

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  19. Do you think Benjamin (AKA Bruno Mars) Can pull the squirt out of me?!

    LOL

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  20. Wonder if he'll be singing a song on this soundtrack.

    He could remake the songs, Walk On Water or I Feel The Move.  LOL

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  21. Both Darling, I'm a hot mess... Nutty madam is vanilla crazy compared to me right now... *wails*

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0zy6i7XO1qfb2ngo1_500.jpg

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  22. LOL!!!!!!!!!

    And I'll be like...

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liyfcqT8U21qaboh9o1_500.gif

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  23. I'll cry if there is no battle!!!!

    I can feel it!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nmj9XAY01qjp4ph.gif

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  24. Yes! That would have been perfect! LOL

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vyp602tX1qd650w.gif

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  25. Let me help you.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5v838tTIB1qfgnqe.png

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  26. Everyday it will rain, rain, rain...!!! LOL!!

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  27. Oh lord! I'm scared

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vzdjyWJF1r3zat8.gif

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  28. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 10:20 AM

    It makes me tear up because it's the last one.....I'm so proudddddd of them.....Rob and Stewy mostly....GAH!

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  29.  Pure brilliance! LOL

    I can see it on tee shirts, bumper stickers..NR's next tatt.

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  30.  I think so. He did say it will rain!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-w3WfgpcGg

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  31. OH FUCK! Don't feel like that. PLEASE!

    What if the battle is only a vision? Is that ok?

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  32.  We all know that B&E get their hands on Aro. And how will they show Bella's power? A big plastic bubble? LOL

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  33. I heard in the vision Carlisle, Emmett and I think some more Cullens are killed but B&E kill Aro.

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  34. LMFAO!!!!!!

    This movie is gonna be epic in so many levels, I cant wait to squirt all over that theater...

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  35. LOL!!!!!!!!

    Yeah look at his hands and fingers, I bet he can make me cum like the rain! LOL

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x51jp9Rd1rs1mryo4_250.gif

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  36. Holy fuck. She out ranks little people now on my fear list.

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  37. *MUWAHHH*

    That's why I love you!!!

    Phucking Disqus!! LOL

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  38. Below is Bella and her superpower...

    LOL

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vaqoRE6V1qiyu5no1_500.jpg

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  39. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    I think it's her teeth....they're not quite smooth looking lol

    *Shudder*

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  40. Hand to Bible. Twilight would not be what it is today if it wasn't for Robsten.

    Hallelujah, AMEN!

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  41. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Well, if they USPS can't destroy it then no one can. LOL

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  42. I thought his name was Peter?  LOL!

    And, Marcella, no one needs to 'pull' the squirt out of you.  You will do fine on your own.  ;-)

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  43. No shit.  Like a troll.

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  44. I read/heard somewhere... I think it was from BC... that they did change the 'confrontation' scene a little bit, and I think there is more 'hostility' involved in the movie.  Don't quote me on that though.

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  45. LMFAO!!!!

    Sure, why not LOL, we could always hook up Emmett with Tanya, she's another horndog...

    Or Leah, we all know she's the only one SM forgot to give a mate to... LOL

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  46. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

    LOL!!!!!!!

    I fucking love it! 

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  47. TIDRP - LovesRobX50June 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Oh 100%.....nothing about Twilight would make sense if it didn't have Rob and Kristen =).....Gah I love them!

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  48. I feel the EXACT same way.  I started tearing and choking up and had to control myself, because my boys were in the next room, and if they knew I reacted that way to the BD2 trailer, I would never hear the end of it. 

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  49. Holy Fuck!  She is one crazy bitch!  Does she watch this shit before posting her vids?  Does she not have shame, does she not get embarrassed?  

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  50. I am so so so so sorry... I just can't get frightened by Robward.... I don't know why.  I have been frightened by Rob in other things... but he just can't make Ed look scary... and the pea-coat is NOT helping.  

    All I can see when he's running in that last shot is me fucking his cold hard cock until I fucking pass out.

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  51. Bella looks fucking BAD ASS though... I'm so wet for her right now.

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  52. There you go!  They would be fucking perfect together!

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  53. Awwww....no one loves Leah.

    OMG. Where have I heard that b4?
     

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  54. True dat... you know me so well, I'll be squirting when the title of the movie cums on... LOL

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  55. I teared up too! I've only gotten to watch it once though.... damn real life always in the fucking way!

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  56. have I ever told you ...that you are the fucking master of gifs....what to use when...I laugh til I piss myself at your antics woman!!! lmfao
    ;D

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  57. Awww! I wish I could claim that title but Marcela.... OMG! I bow down to her! She's caused me to have things come out of my nose, mouth, butt and cooter..and sometimes at the same time. I'm just her apprentice. LOL

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  58. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 5:31 PM

    Yes, fucking SM. Everyone know she was way meant to be for Jacob but damn it. -__-

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  59. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBJune 20, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    No, not her. She actually turn out to be okay in the last book. And no one's taking away the blond jokes between her and Jake. 

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  60. Aurora23❤BTB❤®June 20, 2012 at 8:12 PM

    THe Twilight fan flood gates are flooding near a BIG screen near you in November!!!

    Damn, seriously this movie is going to be epic!!!

    This has been by far the best trailer for all the movies!!!  

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  61. I was just kidding. I liked Rosalie actually... even from the beginning... I think Rose would actually be a good BTB. It was more a jab at Nikki. ;)

    I'm a sap, and was glad that no one died.

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