Friday, May 25, 2012

Kristen the Red Vixen!!!!

Holy fuck,

One word: Nips! 





FUCKIN' FLAWLESS...

81 comments:

  1. I fucking love this dress. Best one ever. She should wear red more often, definitely her colour :)

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  2. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 25, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    I'm in love even more then I was before wi Kristen!!!

    Fucking love this gown! She oozes sex like Her man Rob!

    Eh need to do Fifty Shades together!!!! Please Robsten Gods make this who happen!!!

    I knowRob is gang to rip off that dress in nano seconds later tonight!

    He probably will just pop out her boobies and start going downtown on them!!!


    Okay I need to stop, I'm really all worked up now more than before!


    ***fucking dies****

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  3. her nips are so close I can almost taste them... 

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kjzbwqUL1qemqxn.gif

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  4. Why FB, why...

    I seriously felt my butt cheeks squeeze together in anticipation...

    FUCK ME!!!!!! 

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  5. Oh Aurora!!!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k2woobWX1qmlorfo1_r1_500.gif

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  6. AND HERE IS ROB.... JESUS

    http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522225_388248274558904_971507742_n.jpg

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  7.  It's what popped in my head when I saw the post. Well, first I wanted to fuck her into 50 shades of BTB lovin' but Anastasia came 2nd. lol

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  8.  That's it. I've had it. These two are not from this planet. Nothing that hot comes from Earth. And we all know what comes from Uranus.
    *wink..wink..nudge..nudge*

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  9. LOL!!!!!!! 

    I'm bouncing on my seat!

    This week has been fucking awesome!!

    Robsten and you know my other reason... FREEDOM!!!! LOL

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  10. You think??!! Imagine what's going to go down tonight when she's wearing that dress. HOLY FUCK BALLS!

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  11. GAWD WOMAN!  UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

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  12. More with the butt!

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  13. AND HE DIDN'T SHAVE!!!!!

    I say we look at Kristen's thighs and look for beard rash... just for investigation purposes... you know LOL

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  14. I'm sick and tired of what's coming from my Uranus.

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  15. I am so fucking angry right now.

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  16. LOL I thought the same thing this morning when he did the photocall with very sleepy  eyes.

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  17. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 25, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    Totally agree!!!!!

    Yummy!

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  18. LMFAO!!!! It's  a butt day!! 

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4innfiYX11rw1962o6_250.gif

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  19. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 25, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    What? ****bats eyelashes****

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  20. *throws laptop on ground and stomps on it*

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  21. TROLOLOLOL

    We know all that comes from uranus is trolls 

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  22. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 25, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Nom nom nom nom......motor butt those nips!!!!

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

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  23. STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!

    Do you really like to watch a grown woman sob and weep and pull her hair out?????

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  24. Don't act all innocent now!! You made me all horny!!!

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ktpv4EIY1qmk9dwo1_250.gif

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  25. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 25, 2012 at 11:18 AM

    Yes the scruff burn will be all evident down in her seashell of a cooter!

    I bet she has no undies on!


    UNF unf

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  26. Actually, Marcela's squirrel comment came before mine.

    Just sayin'.

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  27. Best fucking dress ever! Whoa!!!! She looks stunning!!!
    And love that Tom went with her! So cute.
    Both of them attending each premiers, the make out on the balcony.....Epic

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4laqgn65f1qe3fwdo1_r2_500.gif
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j6nnCycz1qbmozgo6_250.gif

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  28. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 25, 2012 at 11:21 AM

    Do I make you horny baby?????

    Tehee!

    Shit the last 48 hrs I've been a horn dog! Between both of their hotness and that kissing video porn, I'm fucking drowning over here!!!


    This is not just rain and humidity in NYC.....it's fucking BTB juices flowing in the air!

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  29. Can someone fill me in on the Uranus usage?  What is the 'back'story on this?

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  30. Pika, pika.....

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  31. She looks so gorgeous!!!

    Did you see the video of her telling the pap she hates him? (from the OTR after party)

    http://youtu.be/pFEFzUvP_ZI

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  32. I'm looking for the hickeys Rob left after seeing her in that dress and sucking those pretty titties before he had to leave the room this morning....

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  33. Do you remember from book three?:   

    I would love to see Kristen in a silver mini-dress.  UNF!

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  34. Now you guys are just being cruel! I fucking hate her.... no I fucking love her but it's so not fair!!!

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  35. So handsome! I mean he always looks good but in a suit/tux?! Wow

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  36. You and me both, BTB! You and me both.

    But this week has been Uranus free. YIPPY!

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  37. FUCK!  STOP!  PLEASE!

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  38. Okay, I would love it for this to be Rob but it's sweet that her and Tom seem so close too and I can't believe how many people on Facebook had no idea who he is and that he's an actor ect! lol. Some were saying how rude of her to show up at his premiere with another man.... *shakes head*

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  39. LOL!!!!!!

    No pointing fingers, we are blaming you ^.^ 

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jzd6ktCg1r0ppux.gif

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  40. I.can't

    *dies*

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jzf4LyI91r0ppux.gif

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  41. Please *looks up at FB with puppy dog eyes*....

    Email me and fill me in on 'little people' and 'Uranus'.... feeling so out of the loop.  :(

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  42. They stopped short of a chest bump!  I want to see a chest bump... or better yet be the recipient of one.  

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  43. No undies ;) just like Rob when he wnet to OTR premiere commando ( no underwear lines girls)

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  44. Little people just freak me out. I can tolerate them on tv because I know there's no chance of them touching me. But if I see any of them in RL I freak out.  You really want to hear about my little person event at Target?? I thought everyone had heard about it.

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  45. I don't know that story either. Now I'm curious :)

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  46. I have never seen that woman look so fucking beautiful and sexy in her life. And that is said a lot because she is fucking beautiful and sexy all the time!

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  47. I never heard it. It must've been before I started visiting this site. I soooooooooooooooo want to hear it!!!!!! (And the meaning behind Uranus too)

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  48.  Uranus is just code for any crazy bitch that is getting on our nerves.  Or going in our anus or UR-ANUS. Just alittle inside joke Marcela and I came up with.

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  49. LMFAO!!!!!!

    Those are the famous twats trolling over the internet... LOL

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  50. AGAIN with the butt!!!!!

    LOL!!!!

    I fucking love it! BUTT FRIDAY!!!! 

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  51. I love it!

    Fuckers, they are assholes to her, and then they want her to pose, the can suck my big black dick! 

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  52. True that, she's fucking gorgeous... but right now she's glowing! 

    Must be the pride for her man, and the sex after glow.... I hate her LOL

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  53. I want you to spank me! Here I cum!

    .....CHUUUUUUUUU!

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  54. You sexy best!!!!!! 

    LOL!!!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ftihCfg51qi8vpro1_500.gif

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  55. She's without a doubt the prettiest girl I've ever seen. 

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  56. I'd die if she played Ana...I wouldn't survive. I dunno if I'd be more excited for her to play Ana or for Rob to play Christian...I never questioned my sexuality before Stewy lol

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  57. I love hate her....my poor confused emotions. 

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  58. I'd fuck the shit out of him...he makes me go stupid.  

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  59. Tee hee....I had to say it, I'm a BTB!

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  60. It would be impossible to pick. That's why we have Robsten. lol

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  61. Yup! I was seriously laughing and shaking my head!

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  62. BolansCatBlack (Joan)May 28, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    While I am a "little person" (okay.....not to the point that Im considered disabled....I can drive a normal size car.....hmmmm.....although,I do drive a Mini....NONETHELESS......Im 4ft fucking 10 in.....not like Thumbelina sized!) Anyway, I hope Im not one of the "little people" who freak you out or am getting all up in anyone's Uranus!!! Im unreliable.....but I love everyone.....and I really miss you all giving me shit!!!!   :(

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  63. BolansCatBlack (Joan)May 28, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    I absolutely would wear heels to bed if I could!!! I have a mass collection....not even sure how many!! Rob is not my only obsession in life.....just the prettiest! ;D

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  64. BolansCatBlack (Joan)May 28, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    Nah,not freaky smakk,Cooter! I think my girth throws everyone off anyway!!! ;D

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