I want to start this venting post with some positive venting:
-I fucking love you, you whores! I come here and after minutes I'm in tears of laughter! You guys are the best in the world, I'm the luckiest twat ever... You are funny, sarcastic, dirty *le sigh* all I want in a group of friends. Don't ever change, you are the best ever!!!♥♥♥
Ok, now to the bitching:
-Don't get me wrong, I love Kristen, but these past few days I can't help hating her guts... WHY must Rob love her so much, I want him to love me too! Fucking bitch, I love her though...
-New BD2 posters, I fucking love them (even Edward in the fucking Pea-Coat) they all look bad ass, and Bella in a leather jacket makes my cooter sing... But how about the rest?? I wanna see Daddy C, Jasper... and even Emmett. SO, FOR FUCKS SAKE, PLEASE TELL ME YOU MADE NEW WIGS FOR THE PART2 OF THE MOVIE!!
I can't deal with Daddy-C looking like this again:
What ever happened to this?!
Some of you were also bitching about Jasper's wig... let's face it, he's never had a good one... LOL!!
**Use the comment section below to bitch freely!
Where is everyone today! ?
ReplyDeleteI love my bf and he is sexy and adorable and makes me happy.
ReplyDelete*here comes the vent*
But my bf doesn't look like this!!!!
GOTDAMNITMUTHAFUCKINBULLSHITSLAPMYASSANDCALLMECHARLIE!
***WAILS***
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean!!!!!
I want Rob to fuck me retarded!!! *sobs*
Am I only BTB that catches herself staring at her bf/husband and wondering how much money it would take to make them look like Rob?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking around 5-10K for my bf. He's got the height, eye color and build/frame but just needs a little tweaking here and there. And he has to take classes on learning an English accent.
Ok now here is the postive: glad its motherfucking friday, love my husband
ReplyDeleteNow here comes the vent:
I'm going to be spenting all fucking weekend traveling from house to damn house to do some visiting. My parents, his mother, and his father, whom i like alot but the damn step-mother, Ugh....fuck me! I fucking hate my hubby's step mother cause she is an unsatisfied motherfucker. She will be the first to complain because she doesn't get to see her grandchildren( mind u not blood related, bitch) but they never call us, never come visit us at all. WTF!! At least i get to see my parents whom I miss alot ( who understand and comes to visit us) Oh and of course Robert, whom I wish was mine, Mine!! End venting.....
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLet's see my husband needs few inches, he's 5' 9. loose few pounds (although i prefer him a bit chunky LOL) he has dark green eyes, and the Eastern European/German accent, we would have work VERY HARD in trying to change that, it may be impossible... LOL
Rob: "What if I fuck you?"
ReplyDeleteMy vent is: He is not really asking me this. *wails and pounds fists on wall*
Hmmm...I think there is a Michael Jackson skin regimen that he can do to soften his skin color. LOL
ReplyDelete(was that in bad taste? BATL!)
I think we're all outside enjoying the gorgeous weather!
ReplyDeleteAnother vent (and thank you for bringing this to my attention *grumble grumble*):
ReplyDeleteMy DH really looks nothing like Rob. Mine is tall (ok, average), somewhat dark, handsome, and built well (for the fact that he doesn't HAVE to work out or watch his weight).
(He does have one thing that makes up for his lack of Rob-ness.... bed-side 'skills') ;)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking hilarious! Nah, bad taste? bad taste is the spunk after drinking beer, this ^ is awesome! LOL!!!!
Another vent: my stomach has been a bitch for the past few days, and my butt-hole is sore.
ReplyDeleteTMI?
Fuck me, I wish I could work from the park!
ReplyDeleteit's gorgeous here today, I wouldn't even mind if a squirrel crawled up my ass! LOL
LMAO! So glad my dh doesn't drink alcohol (neither of us are big drinkers). He does eat pineapple tho... lucky me!! ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry! Give your step-M-I-L some laxantive and have her suffer all weekend! LOL
ReplyDeleteWe love you Ang! ♥
Was that sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteActually, that strange BTB connection again.... I was mowing the lawn this morning and it is beautiful weather in Northern Cali. :-)
I do try. *curtsey*
ReplyDeletePineapple is the fruit we now keep FRESH in the kitchen all the time!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, we are both drinkers, me mostly, but he likes German beers and that's pretty much all he drinks and some Chilean Wine. Me? I like everything LOL From margaritas to caipirinha, Mojitos to Martinis...
Fuck, now I'm thirsty! LOL
I have to brag tho, I have one of the most awesome Bars in Las Vegas, I have pretty much a bit of everything!
Come over and let's get wasted!
Hmmm...A squirrel up the ass.
ReplyDeleteI think we just figured out why Star's butthole is sore.
Love you too. did you see our red vixen yet?
ReplyDeleteWow! Very kinky and frisky, BTB! That is Hot? or Scary? LMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Just the connection kicking ass as usual.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that bitch slapping the M-I-L repeatedly with Fifty Shades of Grey would keep her in her place. Works with the bf.
ReplyDelete*evil grin*
LMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*wiggles eyebrows*
is that the only reason why your ass is sore?!?
Or have you been doing the nasty?!? LOL
Don't lie to us!
http://rlv.zcache.com/two_in_the_pink_one_in_the_stink_shocker_mousepad-p144171640210033216envq7_400.jpg
I'm a lightweight. I would only need a shot or two and I would be nauseous or asleep.... guess that's why I don't drink much.
ReplyDeleteI could bring my own stuff?! I know Kristen would approve. *wink wink*
♥
She looks unvelievable!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4la2gTwqI1qd0jq4o1_500.jpg
WUAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! I'm laughing so hard I farted a little!
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe did mention she was outside this morning uhhhh*scratches chin*
I'm thinking scary and painful... LOL
ReplyDeleteI rather have CG and butt plug instead!
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/110653_o.gif
ReplyDeleteThis will cheer you girls up.
ReplyDeleteNah. Haven't done 'that' in quite a while. Things need to be PERFECT before I can let my husband proceed to the 'back door'. It's not an everyday occurrence. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why I don't like nature!
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly FUCK! I want to lick her tit!
ReplyDeleteRAWR!!!!! I love it! Check out the new post!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!! Just birthdays and new years!
ReplyDeleteIt's all right! It's fixable! Just get your husband to fuck you missionary style and the squirrel will see the nuts knocking at the backdoor and he'll go for them!
ReplyDeleteProblem solved...more like passed on. LOL
DH: "How the fuck did the squirrel get up your ass?"
ReplyDeleteStar: "I swear, I was gardening and tripped on a pebble, and I just fell on it!"
What's with the ass today? lol
ReplyDeleteThe sexiest couple ever. Total GORG!
ReplyDeleteDon't make me fart... it'll burn. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI don't know the true reason for my gif (or maybe a combination of all these reasons):
ReplyDeleteCrying from embarrassment,
Hurt feelings,
Or hurt asshole.
LOL!
You should never be embarrassed about anything you say here! So, I'll just think that the gif is because of discomfort. lol
ReplyDeleteI look at the hubby and think the same thing, he's got the height and the hair, but that's where we can stop the comparisons.... *cries*
ReplyDeleteNeed to build up a resistance! lol.
ReplyDeleteI saw the 50 trilogy at our Wal-Mart, my friend who is anti twilight was looking at it... lol.
ReplyDeleteWonder what kind of footage we'll get from this after party? lol.
ReplyDeleteGorgeous here too and we're going shopping for trucks.... again!
ReplyDeleteThis Friday vent post is making me laugh more than anything!
ReplyDeleteMy vent, I just realized my baby isn't a baby anymore... :( She got herself ready this morning and I almost cried! Can't believe in a couple weeks she'll be 3!
Did she get them?
ReplyDeleteShe looks perfect, and cute, and matches and everything!
ReplyDelete*gives MegO sympathetic rub on back*
I'm hoping for some fucking!
ReplyDeleteYah she did. I didn't though, but I do have them on my kindle along with about 300 FF stories waiting to be read...
ReplyDeleteYah she's great about picking clothes, shoes ect has been since she was 2 but this morning she just looked so much more grown up! :( Thanks Star, wish I could keep her a baby.... :(
ReplyDeleteDid you notice?... there is a longer version of their PDF on robsessed (I think) and at the very end, Rob looks down and sees the paps and you see a bit of shock/anger on his face and he instantly sits down so that he is shielded by the wall.
ReplyDeletePoor guy. :(
Would be nice, I bet he can't resist her boobies all out and gorgeous like that!
ReplyDeleteREAD THEM! Skip the sex if you have to! The story is so amazing! Beyond anything I felt with Twilight. NO JOKE!
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that.... :(
ReplyDeleteI'll try to find time! I might have to wait till summer and after we've moved though!
ReplyDeleteI would die. You would never hear from me again.
ReplyDeleteK. That's all I ask. Don't be like me and push it off and then regret not reading it sooner. OMG! It's so amazing.
ReplyDeleteOkay I promise you FB! An if I break my promise you can come up here and kick my ass!
ReplyDeleteNo. Have her spank your ass.... soooo much hotter!
ReplyDeleteLMAO Star! If she does that I will not be held accountable for my actions after....
ReplyDeleteI am sick! I feel like Rosie the elephant kicked me in the chest, my voice sounds like Kathleen Turner (DH kinda links that tho), my daughters have all been promoted in school, my oldest is now a junior, then freshman then 7th grade! Damn I am getting old! Oh, and my head is about to explode from all the Robsten fuckhotness...
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteCum over! I'll help you!!!
BOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteFeel better hun! Maybe I'll have Rob give you massage in between you thighs with his monster-tool.... Uh? Whatcha say?!
It's frASSday!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh God!
Alrighty then! Let's throw a shot back and stick our asses in the air!
ReplyDeleteOh I have a resistance but I'll still come drink with you! lol.
ReplyDeleteRemember I'm the one whos never had a hangover though! :)
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