You all know how fond I am of the Fifty Shades Trilogy, since way back! When it used to be MOTU (like many of you!). I love it! Loved the books! I Cried like baby, grinned like an idiot, humped like a bunny and even chuckled like a crazy person with playful fifty (no one can resist him).
I ♥ FIFTY SHADES!!!
But also, I see the books for what they are: Well written FanFic
Even Icy AKA E.L. James said she's no literary queen.
So with that said, I understand these books are not for everyone and some people out there are already hating!... Well, I also know funny when I see it. And this my friends its FUNNY!!
I present you
A tumblr/blog that will make your sides hurt from laughter
Here are some of my favorites:
***MORE LOLZ AFTER THE BREAK!!
Holy shit!!! I think I peed a little!!!! LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI snorted so loud it sounded like I farted! Ahahahahs
This blog is hilarious! I am the first one to make fun of my obsessions, so I'm totes cool with it. Although.... I understand why the creator of this blog is hateful and bitter.... She must be frigid, or she's been with some really boring men: “His lips close around my other
ReplyDeletenipple and when he tugs, I nearly convulse.'Let’s see if we can
make you come like this,' he whispers, continuing his slow, sensual
assault.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 84.
YOU CAN’T! THIS ISN’T A THING!
WOMEN DON’T COME THIS WAY! men, if you’re reading, don’t do
this, it won’t work.”----and-----
“I feel the build up again. Jeez, no…
not again… I don’t think my body will withstand another
earth-shattering moment.
Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 236.
death by orgasm. not a thing. but if it
was it wouldn’t kill anyone because no one comes this much.”
Here's my (somewhat random) Rob gif of the day... cuz I told FB I would try to post one a day.... even though I know she's busy jacking o..... I mean... reading.
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Oh fuck yeah! she is a hater alright! and she hates Anastasia! Dude I love our Ana... and our Christian.... DUDE~ Fuck yeah I love him too!
ReplyDeleteSome of her post are not funny at all, but some others, dear God! I choked on my saliva when I saw the picture of the "inner goddess ballerina" LMFAO!!!!!!!
I'll love fifty for eternity! Now, I gotta go get some spanking!
*stay tuned for tomorrow's post.... its HOT!!!*
LMFAO!!!!!!! Me too!!!!! Some of her shit is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteClearly, she hasn't gotten laid in ages, but funny none the less... LOL!!!
LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteSo fitting! I know! Stop hating our fifty!!
I think I need to read fifty again... but I must finish the 2 books I have already started.... ungh LOL
What are you reading right now?
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see the post! ♥
ReplyDeleteI've been going through and reading random chapters... I still fucking cry, even just five words into a sentence. I FLOVE ANASTASIAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteEmancipation procamation and Gabriel's inferno... the second one a major mind fuck...
ReplyDeleteI liked EP, but it was long and redundant, even though I like hearing both E/B POV... I would start skipping stuff out of impatience.
ReplyDeleteGI looks really good. I think I may read it next. :-)
Yeah EP is really annoying me, and GI get's kind of depressing at times... argh LOL
ReplyDeleteTell me again, why do I do this to myself?!?! LOL
FUCKING INNERGODDESS BALLERINA!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH GOD!!! I CAN'T!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
Because you like reading R/K having sex..... at least that is why I do it. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI was googling GI in pdf, but can't find it. Do you, by chance have it?
I really don't like Edward's character pre-Bella (EP). He is the epitome of men that I loathe... I had to push past his wife beater tanks, and... wait, how far are you???
ReplyDeleteSent! ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm at the part where Edward is teaching Bella to drive carlisle's car... it's just dragging!
ReplyDeleteLOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU!
ReplyDeleteI'm knee deep in tears and cum juice over here! And loving it!
And how dare you assume I'm over her masterbating! I need my hands to the pages! So, I do this......
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LMFAO! THAT'S NO BALLERINA!!!
ReplyDeleteI can not get over how fast Ana cums. I'm so fucking jealous of a fictitious character. Christian says her name and she cums. Christian touches her and cums. etc, etc, etc!
ReplyDeleteShe's a walking cum ball! *pouts* I wanna be a cum ball.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m325qaYAwk1rqbtmpo1_400.gif
Thank you so much! ♥
ReplyDeleteI think, if CG was touching me (looking at me, picking his nose, shitting in the bathroom) I would be a cum ball too.
ReplyDeleteReady to read?.... Assume the position, BTB.
ReplyDeleteOK... Ed's loathe-worthy traits (in EP): wears a wife beater, sleeps around with filthy hos, thinks he's God's gift, he's the football captain (*please*), does hard drugs, the list goes on... but I loved when he was with Bella...
ReplyDeleteWhere are you in the book now?
ReplyDeleteI'm about to start chapter 17 of Darker.
ReplyDeleteJack...that nasty fucker!
LMFAO I can so see that.... you need the BF to help you with the problem while you read....lol.
ReplyDeleteJHC!!! damn woman!! I've sat here and shit myself laughing so hard!!!
ReplyDeletelmfao and rimos !!!!!
So, your through with ch. 13 and 14... What did you think of THAT???
ReplyDeleteGIRL!!!!!! Between "L" and "Mrs. R." and then CG.....two words..holy fuck!
ReplyDeleteThese books are now my new Bible. lol
I thought I was going to fucking vomit reading about CG alone in her apartment with L... and then when he went 150 shades, and subbed out on Ana. I think I had a nightmare after reading it. Heavy, heavy shit... I will never forget this book... more so than Twilight.
ReplyDeleteIKR! That crazy bitch! When he dropped to his knees...holy hell! The tears were pouring out me.
ReplyDeleteAll this time I thought the Fifty books were just fun and filthy but they are so (as you said" HEAVY.
I'm into Freed now. I love the events that occurred at Christian's party. BIG score for Ana and CG's mom. FUCK YEAH! And not to mention what Kate found. GOTDAMN!
I'm so giddy with happiness and excitement with these books!
Thank YOU and everyone else finally pushing me to the edge of Fifty and taking the plunge. It's such a rush!
But I have a question. Where are the real CG's of the world? I want my Fifty Shades of Fucked-Upness. *evil grin*
LOL!!!!! I'm glad you got a laugh! That bitch is nuts but hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't totally picture you like this!!! LOL
Fifty is like a drug to me....
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I don't think it's self esteem, but more of a comfort level... I don't think I would ever feel comfortable in the company of someone like CG (in real life, if I'm truly being honest with myself)... That high class, uber-rich lifestyle is so unreal to me... I think I would run the other direction if I were Ana (one reason I admire her so much, she is so brave).
ReplyDeleteAlthough, if someone like CG was TRULY "chasing me", and really treating me the same way he treats Ana... what's a girl to do, other than 'succumb' ?.... Right?
Jesus H Christ....Im FUCKING DYING HERE!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG. If ever met a Fifty. *rolls eyes*
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So, my mother told me another publishing company picked her up and is going to help clean up more editing for ELJ. MY MOTHER!!! Who only reads myteries knows about this before me! I just stared at her blankly…and a little proud. And all she could say to my expression was, "What?" Then I lost it with laughter… Gotta love her!
ReplyDeleteAnyone know if what she said is true? I haven't been able to research yet…
PS: love the one of Ana tied up…lololol!
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