Wednesday, March 14, 2012

POP! SQUIRT! POP! SPUIRT! POP! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!



If there way any question out in the twi-verse of why Rob is with Kristen has now been answered in BOLD PRINT.

HOLY FUCK BALLS!
I'd let her fuck me with the heel of her shoe!
*squirt*

Thanks AZ for the pic! Actually I stole it from a post you made to Marcela.



70 comments:

  1. Thank you, AZ! I have not seen this pic from the LV/MJ exhibition!

    wow. *flatlines*

     

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  2. Fuck!  I would so fuck her.... and girls are NOT my thing.
    Isn't it amazing how much us BTBs have in common with Rob???  We all want to fuck her!!!!

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  3. Anybody out there want to see her re-enact the Sharon Stone leg scene in Basic Instinct???  *AZ jumps up and down*  Me, me, me!!!!!!!!!

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  4. ITA... Chicks are not my thing either, but she just does something to my cooter!!!

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  5. Fuck she looks fucking gorgeous! I love her hair the way it is right now, looks great on her! 

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  6. I would so fuck her too! Hubby thinks that's hilarious cause I tell him all the time how hot she is and I would so fuck her anytime! lol. 

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  7. All our pleasure my Love!!!!!!!!

    I can never resist a fuck-HOT pic of our girl!!!

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  8. I would pay a lot of money to see that! Should we start up a fund to see Kristen do the Sharon Stone leg scene? *grabs a $20* I'll start! 

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  9. Holy Fuck!!! If Rob was not thinking the same thing while he was in Paris with her!!!

    *AZ throws in $100!*

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  10. woohoo AZ is throwing in the big bucks.... someone wants some Kristen cooter time! ;)

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  11. LOL!

    "Kristen" and "cooter" in the same sentence... *AZ throws in another $100* ;-)

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  12. hahahaha oh god AZ I love ya!

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  13. I FLOVE ya, too, BTB-Meg!!!!!!!

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  14. Holy fuck me Kristen! Sooooo loving the fuck me heels and that dress!

    I bet Rob was behind the camera and she was giving him those "I'm soooo going to fuck you with just these heels on" eyes!

    I agree, I'm not into chicks but I would totally make The exception for her! And of course Rob can sit & watch us and totally join in!

    ***cooter is on purrrrr overdrive****

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  15. IKR? It's because we know that Rob's cock has been in hers multiple times.

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  16. *Throws piggy bank against wall*

    TAKE IT ALL BITCHES!!!!! 

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  17. HOLY FUCK LONG LEGS!
    It's like they start at her fucking armpits! 

    *dies*

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  18. Damn girl! So fucking hot! Jesus....
    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhk6igDdI1r3ovdbo1_500.gif

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  19. OT: I just went to check my yahoo mail and this was one of the top stories on yahoo: http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/mommy-porn-naughty-e-book-series-hit-playground-184100515.html

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  20. Excellent point!!! LOL!

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  21. That's the spirit!!! LMAO!!!

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  22. *SMOOCHES back!*

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  23. DAMN that is one HOT pic!!

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  24. She sold 250000 copies already?! Holy shit! Good for her!
    And I think it's so funny that they always mention Twilight in those articles although they don't know that it used to be a twilight fan fiction! 

    So glad that it's that successful. And I don't understand how people in this fandom are hating the author/the story. They are doing the same as the Twilight haters do. If you don't like it it's fine you don't have to read it but don't tell things like 'The story is stupid or People who are reading it are stupid'. 
    Sorry for the long strory! LOL 

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  25. OH PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEE let be true!!!!!

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  26. she has legs that could make ANY of "cum"!

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  27. oh yeah it does!! the exact same postion in the chair and the exact same "look" she has OH MAN IS IT EVER!!

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  28. she always looks SEXY!

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  29. I hope that the rumor is true!!!!!!  Gah!!!!!!!

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  30. SO well said!! *cooter is tingly all over*

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  31. *grabs checkbook*

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  32. *throws in 100*

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  33. *sad panda face*poor piggy

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  34. LMAO!! too funny!

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  35. who wants(*raises hand) some Kristen cooter raise your hand ;)

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  36. She should have them insured by Lloyd's of London like Heidi Klum has insured her legs!

    And, Rob should insure his MonsterCock and porn-fingers... just sayin'... LOL!

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  37. *so does leah*

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  38. DAMN STRAIGHT!

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  39. I know! It would be great!

    Btw: Have you heard that Charlize adopted a baby boy?! His name is Jackson! So happy for her! And it's like almost every co star/friend Rob and Kristen worked with is pregnant these days! I think that's a sign! ;-)

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  40. I am so glad that your husband has a sense of humor about us BTB's obsession LOL!!

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  41. Wow!  So happy for her!

    Thanks for sharing, BTB-Meg!!!

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  42. I guess we have to wait and see. Hope it it's true

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  43. ITA!  

    It goes to show how large and powerful the fandom is still, despite having lost several fans over the past years.  Good for her!!!

    Realistically, not everyone in the fandom will support her, but those of us who enjoyed her stories before her success should not be ashamed of enjoying books that are labeled as "taboo".  As with anything, "do not knock it until you try it", or read it, in this case!

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  44. No, I had not heard that Charlize adopted a son!  How cool!  

    Yes, let's hope that our favorite couple gets bitten by the baby bug!!!

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  45. He must show us the goods before we can insure them...
    You know, its just standard procedure

    *salivates* 

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  46. Rawwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

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  47. ... And, Rob's MonsterCock!!! LOL!

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  48. Mr. Pattinson, please lay your cock on the table...

    Thanks... that... impresive

    ...can I pet it?? LOL

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  49. I give you my whole fourteen dollars and seventy three cents, hairclip, dead spider, chest hair and push pin...

    Take it all!!!! 

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  50. LMAO!!!

    And, for quality assurances purposes, we will have to pump it a few times to measure its true length!!! ;-)

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  51. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    Are you sure that THAT is your piggy bank, and not one of a Vegas hooker??? LOL!

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  52. LMFAO!!!!!!!

    Hey I don't know how all that stuff got into my piggy bank... it's a pig after all! LOL

    Or it may be a hookers, god only knows... 

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  53. LMFAO!!!!!!

    Yes, our best indicator its Marcela over here, she has a ruler down her throat...

    Let's put it in there and measure it!!!

    YIPPE! LOL

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  54. I am sure that each piece tells a very interesting story there, Grasshopper... LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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  55. Marcela FTW!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

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  56. He has to or he'd be out the door...... lol.

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  57. Sure I leave to go skating with the kids and you guys decide to talk about the holy monstercock! Fuck me I miss all the fun! lol. 

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  58. Fuck me she sure does!!! I would love to do some nasty fun stuff with her! lol. 

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  59. I agree you have to show the merchandise so we can guarantee the quality of the product and how much it should be insured for and well if we need to take it for a test drive to really make sure I guess I can take one for the team and offer.... ;) 

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  60. I heard that too! Maybe Rob and Kristen will be bitten by the baby bug now! lol. 

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  61. My husband saw this pic this morning and was like "who's that?" Bella from Twilight - no fucking way, her legs aren't that long...so I had to pull up my stash of KStew pics and give him proof...and I agree...Rob is one smart man...damn...

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  62. What movie will have that trailer or do u mean online trailer?

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  63. Hannah VerschuurenMarch 15, 2012 at 1:23 AM

    You got thst right, i just becum a krisbian. :0

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  64. I think it will come out online first! But I don't know if it's true.
    Someone sent the producer an email and asked about it and he said that the trailer will be sent out Friday! We have to wait and see.

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