I know you are all pissed about BEL AMI release date...
But hey! Look at the bright side, you'll have the time to stack up in Shammanties or something even better!!!
Directly from our favorite weirdos from ETSY:
Sexy Vampire Reusable Menstrual Goddess XL/Postpartum Cloth Pad
"An extra long version of the Goddess pad, measuring at a whopping 16 inches long it's surely to be the only pad you'll need for your heaviest overnight flows or after childbirth.
The inner core consists of two layers of flannel sandwiching two layers of terry cloth and backed with the softest matching black fleece. There have matching black poly resin snaps with two snap settings for a more personal adjustment.
This listing is for one XL Goddess/Postpartum Pad in the 'Sexy Vampire' print."
Heave flow, heavy cum... same thing!
Hooked and ready to buy? See this fucktastic product HERE
PS: AZ_Chica, look you can use this re-usable pad after childbirth as well! Consider it a welcome baby gift *wink*
*GAGS* really? you put the words sandwiching ?!?! *gags again*
ReplyDeleteOrdered 12!
ReplyDeletedon't be desperate guys! there is not even a release date for Bel Ami in Brazil!!!! doesn't matter, i got my plan B, wherever it releases first, there will be a torrent! and i shall download it! and watch it in home! naked...
Two layers of terry cloth pads, no chance of infection there.
ReplyDeleteI love how it's got the snap buttons on the wings. And there's two snap options for fastening it. THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's how I plan to roll. *hi5*
ReplyDelete*gets cellphone*
ReplyDeleteIKR?! how much is it :p
ReplyDeleteit's perfect for "cumming"in
ReplyDeleteOH can I bring my camera?!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI have no clue and don't want to know! lol
ReplyDelete9 days till we get our blu ray/dvd!!!!
ReplyDelete*_-
ReplyDeletewooooooo hooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! TARGET HERE I CUM!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteIKR! Target and Walmart are the only two places I'm going to.
ReplyDeletehell yeah! look the guy i hired to hold the clapboard:
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ReplyDeleteis it just me or this 'sexy Vampire' looks a LOT like Ryan Reynolds? LOL
ReplyDeleteI love 'cunt' Dracula! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Good one!
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck...it does. That gives me all kinds of weird feelings now.
ReplyDeletenah it's not you he does look alot like Ryan Reynolds LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI am going to get the "limited" cover edition and I can't wait to get that and all the goodies that go with it LOL maybe on part 2(the commentary) of the movie they will have Mackenzie, Kristen, Taylor Rob, and maybe a few other cast members I hope for the commentary *keeping fingers cross!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmm *licks lips* oh yeah!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! perfect combination. Your bloody crotch against a blood thirsty vampire.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I want to reuse my bloody pads just so I can save the earth....NO THANKS
I would rather put Ryan against my bloody twat than Rob...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't consider myself a prude... but I'm off limits when I'm doing that nasty shit. I'll rub my sex all over Rob when I'm shiny clean, thank you! I'll be so finger-lickin' good, that he won't ever want to stop... ya know what I'm sayin'!!??
Sorry, don't mean to get graphic, but this subject was lingering in my subconscious before I read this post. o_O
Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
ReplyDeleteWTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!
There is a whole site away from etsy that sells shit like this! Fucking gross!
Shammwaties r the only way to go!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBest welcome baby gift EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, Corazon!
Now, I wonder if they have some similar pads to wear for breastfeeding???!!! LOL!
LMFAO at "Ryan Reynolds in a gay pirate outfit!"
ReplyDeleteScarlett Johansson has a whole year's supply of them and she does not know what to do with them now. LOL!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I have never found RR to be attractive. I think that his eyes are too small and close together... weird and shifty! *AZ shudders!*
ReplyDeleteI cannot fucking wait! It will be an early bday pressie for me! My hubby told me to wait to get it for a bday gift the next day, but I told him: "Fuck no! I am not waiting!" LOL!
ReplyDeleteI thought that I read somewhere that the commentary is just Bill Condon...
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI would hate to have a period for 12 days straight... Please tell us this fact is not so for you??? LOL!
Leah, you are one sick bitch... But, we LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe does have a case of the James Der Beek syndrome. But RR has a body!! Just don't look above the nipple. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL! Doesn't he realize your hormones are a leathel weapon and you will never be charged for any crime because of it??!! I know you're getting that movie on time now. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey are probably shaped like vampire teeth! LOL
LOL!!! YES HE DOES!!! lol
ReplyDeleteWho in their right minds would want wash a cloth with chucks of placenta?!
WTF! indeed....
I think she wants to use it for cum! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Fuck the earth!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not that picky, I'd fuck him! lol
ReplyDeleteI got you!~
ReplyDeleteLOL
There is no such thing as TMI @ BTB-Uncensored! lol
We do... lol
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter??
ReplyDeletelol
Even if there where free, there is no way I will wash placenta chunks out of it! Eekkkk~
Lol Ryan Reynolds is hot! His body in Blade 3 is insane! UNF
ReplyDeleteOf course I want Cunt Dracula near my.... eh you know! LOL
ReplyDeletehey AZ!
ReplyDeletewhat?! giiiiirl haven't you seen what Marcela pointed out? it's good for cumming too! LOL
by the way, in my period i use tampons, then i freeze it so i can eat and put on my husbands meals so that we'll turn into vampires... it worked with that lady... http://btb-uncensored.blogspot.com/2012/01/no-words_18.html
LMAO!!! Sounds like an Etsy dream!!!
ReplyDeleteStill cannot do him, even with a paper bag over his head... His eyes would still haunt me... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's gets it now! Just as I crave certain things, Edward thrusting into Bella is a must for me!!! The blu ray/dvd will be mine on the 11th...LOL!
ReplyDeleteHi, Mariana!
ReplyDeleteYes, I know that it helps with the cum, but I wear my pink, Marcela-made shammanties for that flood! LOL!
Holy Shit! I missed that btb post! Thanks for educating me on some sick and twisted shit!
Whatever creams her twinkie... LOL!
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome, it's my pleasure... LOL
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UNF!!! And he is ready for BTB's all chained up!
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Well, If I'm going to bleed all over him, I want this fucker naked!!! At least give me one good reason to put this up against me! ♥
ReplyDeleteIf you're craving "thrusting", I'm predicting a baby BOY!!! ♥
ReplyDelete...LITERALLY... !
ReplyDeleteIt is... I wonder if she means BD2? Just once, I want Taylor in one, too! In fact, just him and Rob would be the BEST!!!! ☺
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Goud won!! [that's supposed to be a dracula accent] ☺
ReplyDeleteOh for the love of drooling...
ReplyDeleteThanks, Hun! ;)
ReplyDeleteHopefully it will be B2! Taylor & Rob in one would be hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint... We found out today that we are having a girl!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate being wrong, but congratulations...little girls rock!!!! ♥
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