The captions are endless!
♥♥♥Thank you BTB Aurora for sending in the pix♥♥♥
*MUAH*
Yes BTBs I said PIX...you get one now and another later.
*evil grin*
♥♥♥Thank you BTB Aurora for sending in the pix♥♥♥
*MUAH*
Yes BTBs I said PIX...you get one now and another later.
*evil grin*
"hey camera man are ya gettin "THIS"?!
ReplyDeleteaw thank you BTB's for voting for me for the biggest monster cock award!
ReplyDelete"Another award for my cock. You really shouldn't have done that. Now he's got a big head!"
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is he bulging out of his shirt more than usual?
ReplyDeleteHe's definitely displaying some peakage there.
ReplyDeleteROB (mentally): Thank you, I'd like to hang around longer but that would be fucking lie because Kristen is waiting for me back home and she's handcuffed wearing nothing but a smile and I gotta swing In-N-Out to grab us some dinner. PEACE OUT, BITCHES.
ReplyDeleteROB(verbally): (watch video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA7O5QTnESU&feature=player_embedded
yeah I've noticed that too hmmmm
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDelete"yeah I know I have big cock" is'nt it cool?
ReplyDeleteIn-N-Out really a euphemism for Monster cock fun time!
ReplyDeleteIf my vag could just rub on those biceps for like 5 minutes, I'd die happy!
ReplyDeleteI was going to use Jack In Box but thought In-N-Out FIT so much better.
ReplyDeleteOMFG! If I could do that I would cause a suction that no one could pull us apart!
ReplyDeleteROB: So I'd love to hang around but the after party is calling my name and it involves no clothes and my monster cock. See ya bitches later!
ReplyDeleteThe image in my head is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBTB's hanging all over him, suctioned on by our vag's!
Rob: "see all you haters who thought I would not win anything but Twilight awards, SUCK THIS!"
ReplyDeletePoints to Sparkle stick and gives a thrust to the haters!
Lol cheesy I know but it makes me lol!
Hahahaha thought the same thing!
ReplyDeleteIf my vag could rub on those biceps for like 5 minutes, he wouldn't need a shower afterward.
ReplyDeleteIt's a trained secret and not many know of it. But Katy Perry knows and teaches it at our BTB Academy for up and CUMMING BTBs of tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI LOOOOOOOOVE me a MEATY Rob... give me some cushion, and something to grab and grind against.... UNNNFFF!
ReplyDeleteRob: "Guess what else I shaved."
ReplyDeleteNot cheesy, fucking awesome!
ReplyDeleteUm, I have no idea what you are talking about Rob. Please show us!
ReplyDeleteyour avi...must fuck it....your avi...must sit on it!
ReplyDeleteSo that's how you do the splits!
ReplyDeleteBTB's have mad skills!
It's a trained secret and not many know of it. But Katy Perry knows and teaches it at our BTB Academy for up and CUMMING BTBs of tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWe are everywhere! Some live out-loud some like to live a more secretive life. What fun is that?!!
ReplyDeleteMove the cig first, watch out for your cooter!
ReplyDeleteCig burns would be a braggin' right to me! lol
ReplyDeleteI can picture it... showing some random stranger you scarred choochie.
ReplyDeleteHad no idea Rob was into S&M! Hm! ☺
*In his deep sing song voice* I'm sexy and I know it
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO fuck that's quite the picture!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I bet he does.
ReplyDeleteOh man, wasn't prepared... just wet myself.
'I'm sexy and I know it!'
ReplyDeleteSorry, I can't get the song out of my head. But it kinda fits! LOL
BREAK IT DOWN FOR US, BTB!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-wClz6Jo4
OMG guys LMFAO! You guys are giving me a fucking hilarious image.
ReplyDeleteYeah baby. And I don't even like that song! LOL
ReplyDeleteBut when it fits....
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo3cddVFX1qdx3u7o1_500.gif
Uh man thanks. Goes to change panties
ReplyDeleteHa, we had the same idea! :-)
ReplyDelete'Girl, look at that body......'
*fans self*
ReplyDeleteRob should be illegal. Torture is illegal, right? That man is mother fucking torture.
That's how we roll.
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking hot, PL!!!!
ReplyDelete"I work Out"
ReplyDelete*HI5*
Literally (lit-chralee)... Fuck THIS mother like torture!
ReplyDeleteLMAO Austin's hockey team listens to that in the dressing room and Austin hates it! lol.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious??!! That's how they try to pump the kids up? LMAO!
ReplyDeleteWohoo
ReplyDelete*Hi5*
The kids bring their own iPods and they have an iPod doc for the dressing room so the kids pick the songs. Austin prefers ACDC nd Guns n Roses and Bon Jovi and stuff so he wears headphones and listens to his own iPod.
ReplyDeleteHave they ever listened to Skillet? That band kicks ass! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry this is getting way off topic, but I was wondering where "Like a Boss" came from and found this vid...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c Then after that, I found this vid (Adam, this happens to me all the time..... when I'm on my fave BTB site!!!!)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=relmfu Adam Sandberg is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! Tears of laughter lit-chralee streaming down my face.
ROFLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteI hadn't before but I just looked them up on Youtube. Awesome! I'll have to play some of their stuff for Austin after school.
ReplyDeleteSo many of their songs remind me of Twilight. I've been obsessed every since I heard their song, Comatose. Gives me goosebumps!
ReplyDeleteSorry to bother all of you with this shit, but I can't get over how fucking funny all this shit is....
ReplyDeleteHow could you bother us? You are one of us! LOL
ReplyDeleteThose pix are fucking hysterical! That monkey is freaking me the fuck out! LMAO!
IKR look at those balls and the needle for penis. LOL
ReplyDeleteJust more proof God is a woman and she does have a sense of humor.
ReplyDeletethats a good one!
ReplyDeleteJizz in my pants...That's totally us on this site. HaHa
ReplyDeleteLMAO! smart kid!
ReplyDeleteagain smart kid!
ReplyDeletethat is so hilarious!
ReplyDelete*dying of laughter* they are fuckin funny!!
ReplyDeleteOk, last post for now... gotta get some productive stuff done....
ReplyDeletePeace!
He can burn me, choke me, whip me, hit me anything he wants as long as he fucks me till I can't scream no more!
ReplyDeleteLove that song! Freaking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFunny indeed
ReplyDeleteLOL We are gluttons for punishment!
ReplyDeleteFucking hot! Nice job PL!
ReplyDeleteThanks. But I only found it. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm not really talented with photoshop.
And Shared it! I had to save that one!
ReplyDeleteI'm working on learning photoshop right now.
I couldn't take it anymore! all those hot manips keep popping up and it looks like a lot of fun creating those!
That's great!
ReplyDeleteDid you buy photoshop or downloaded it on the internet?
B-day present from the DH :)
ReplyDelete*changes panties*
ReplyDeleteI so agree! lets make a citzens arrest *goes to get handcuffs*
ReplyDeletewe certainly are when it comes to this FUCK HOT GOD!
ReplyDeletehe has this look of: well drop your panties and lets fuck!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! that is good!!
ReplyDeleteWe will cuff him, frisk him, do a strip search, full body cavity probe.... oh wait, he shall probe OUR cavities. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI just had a revelation..... I'm sure Rob looks at his shit on the net all the time... he probably knows how us crazy bitches react to his fuck-hotness... he knows he can melt us with his hotness.... Sooooo, he has been trying to shed his hotness by growing mountain man beards, and shaving off his fuck hair.
ReplyDeleteHe has no idea that there is no way to cock (vag?) block us. He will always be amazing and fuckable no matter how bad he tries to make himself look!
NICE TRY ROB! ISN'T WORKING!!!
What a trip! I didn't know a thread had started on Robsessed in regards to the hair subject... I would post this there, but it's a little R rated. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI just clicked on "follow" you, simply because your avi makes me cream!.... and you're a sizzlin BTB! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHe gets that from his momma! Trust me I have some good sources! ;)
ReplyDeleteFuck the Meerkat one?!?!? LMFAO
ReplyDeleteMe too! lol
ReplyDeleteAn they can be a little uptight..... lol.
ReplyDeletewell of course he does :)
ReplyDeletewooooo now that's what I call a citzen arrest! he probe us ANYTIME with those FUCK HOT hands!
ReplyDelete*high 5* on that one! so fucking well said! it is so true! he can run naked thru(with us of course) a field of daises with his hair on fire and his ass painted green!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteever since I have commented on robessed I have been influence on everyone ha haha hahaha I say R rated things all the time!
ReplyDeleteVERY TASTY!
ReplyDeleteThat poor monkey. I bet he has to squat to pee and then he pisses all over those volleyball balls of his. That's a damn shame but fuckin' funny!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I post something on robsessed, and then remember that I'm not on RC or BTB, and I have to cancel it. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteRob:" Thank you for the award. Now I'd like to draw you attention to my big dick..."
ReplyDeleteoh thats a good one!
ReplyDeleteI say FUCK HOT all time and few other thing s LOL!
ReplyDeletewhos the guest with the avi down below my comment and this persons comment has been removed is it someone from the RC if I'm out of line asking I'll shut the fuck up and not emtnion it anymore :)
ReplyDeleteWhere? It might have been my comment and I dup'd it and I just removed it.
ReplyDeleteI see that one. Maybe she typed something, and then she proceeded to read the rest of our BTB posts, and it scared her... she shit her pants.
ReplyDeleteFuck I would laugh so hard if I saw that at the zoo!!!
ReplyDeleteBut imagine how they would react to humping the screen or a lot of the other things we say! lol.
ReplyDelete;) ll the kids must get there smarts from me and all of their bad behaviour from their father! lol.
ReplyDeleteAustin couldn't listen to it last night, poor kid came home with such a bad headache cause of his concussion.... :( Still 0 days symptom free....
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. Poor lil' man. *sad panda face*
ReplyDeleteYah he's getting frustrated. He's still going on the bus to his teams game on Saturday, he can hang out with them for the 3.5 hour bus ride!
ReplyDelete3.5 hr bus ride? YUCK!
ReplyDeleteI'd die.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nKBKPcycFE
Yup! They'll be on a bus for 7 hours total for just one day!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha it's not bad cause it's a luxurybus with TVs and soft seats and they all their own iPod touches to play on. Kids these days are spoiled! LMAO
ReplyDeletehaha ha ha ha so true!
ReplyDeleteoh okay LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm still learning. GIVE ME A BREAK! J/K lol
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