I've had such a fucked up shitty day. UGH. Not only do I have a cold/allergy combo but Flo just came to town. FML. Usually this would be TMI but since I'm amongst BTBs, sharing is caring. lol
you need a massage *rubs FB's shoulders* hey hot mama I was not able to come on today the fucking computer was down!!! I am here and I hope you feel better soon *hugs*
I needed that! I've been in bed all day with a heated blanket on top of me. Feels like I have a wolverine inside my uterus fucking shit up..and I don't mean the Hugh Jackman wolverine either! lol
Thank you, BTB! I have to go out tomorrow and finish some Christmas shopping. If you here about a crazy bitch killing people in VA you will know it was me. I will not have the time or patience for stupid fuckers. I will strangle a bitch with a Christmas bow. lol
Yeah, I know I can get pretty messy... My bad! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO! It looks like he's playing bowling.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! or maybe wiping his nose redneck style! Eeekkkkk
ReplyDeleteTwo in the pink, one in the stink.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe bowling method! I had almost forgotten!!!!!
gosh! where's his fifth finger? never mind... he only needs one! (or maybe two)
ReplyDeletehow is that? *makes innocent look*
ReplyDeleteIt's disgusting when a guy says it but it's funny as fuck when we say it. lol
ReplyDeleteFINGER PORN OVERLOAD! *starts shacking and sweating...jumps Marcela and starts humping the fuck out of her* I CAN'T STOP! AND I DON'T WANNA!
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't want to think about that! Eww
Gah... more of those fingers. I should smell alright..I did take a shower this morning
ReplyDeleteDon't STOP!!!! *HUMPS FB LIKE POSSESSED BY LeMOSTERCOCK*
ReplyDelete3 Finger some!!! Finger licking good!
ReplyDeleteAhaha okay that was bad! Sorry could not resist!!
I've had such a fucked up shitty day. UGH. Not only do I have a cold/allergy combo but Flo just came to town. FML. Usually this would be TMI but since I'm amongst BTBs, sharing is caring. lol
ReplyDeleteyou need a massage *rubs FB's shoulders* hey hot mama I was not able to come on today the fucking computer was down!!! I am here and I hope you feel better soon *hugs*
ReplyDeleteFINGER PORN ALERT FINGER ALERT!!!
ReplyDeleteoh fuck yeah he IS finger lickin good and I want to play with those fingers and him!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteoh god is that a turn on!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteplaying with my nipples
ReplyDeleteSTRRRIKE!
ReplyDeleteHA HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteoh thats so true!! I guess we just know how to say it better!
ReplyDeleteyou are so fucking funny!
ReplyDeleteYou know me so well and what I need! *hugz*
ReplyDelete*BIG HUG* to my BTB!
ReplyDeleteI needed that! I've been in bed all day with a heated blanket on top of me. Feels like I have a wolverine inside my uterus fucking shit up..and I don't mean the Hugh Jackman wolverine either! lol
ReplyDeleteDon't worry i'm sure mine is visiting soon. God how I loved not having mine
ReplyDeleteAlmost makes me want to get pregnant. lol
ReplyDeleteThat was me last week! Feel better my BTB'!
ReplyDeleteThank you, BTB! I have to go out tomorrow and finish some Christmas shopping. If you here about a crazy bitch killing people in VA you will know it was me. I will not have the time or patience for stupid fuckers. I will strangle a bitch with a Christmas bow. lol
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