Sunday, December 4, 2011

THE BTB BUDDY AT YOUR SERVICE!


With Christmas fast approaching we wanted to offer all the help we could to help speed up and finish all your Christmas chores you may have.

We've enlisted the help of our very own and exclusive BTB BUDDY! He will do it all! Wrap gifts, send out greeting cards, put up the tree, bake cookies, clean your home, entertain your children and yes, he will FUCK you so hard and long that it will be November 16, 2012 before you know it.


Just think how wonderful it would be to have him stuff your stockings.


Did he miss a spot? Yeah, MY SPOT!

The kids will love his hijinks!

ACT FAST! The BTB Buddy's schedule is FILLING up fast!

What more could you ask for? Seriously! I want to know what more you would ask for.
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96 comments:

  1. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®December 4, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Me first!! Me first!! Only God knows how filthy I am... I need some cleaning ASAP!!!!

    Rawr!!!! *moans* yeah Rob, that's the spot..... hmmm

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  2. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    He makes the dirt devil look like a dirt angel. He hits EVERY spot perfectly and repeatedly.

    We programmed him well, didn't we...*hi5's Marcela*

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  3. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    oh Rob servant clean me first! and then I'll give ya ride!

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  4. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    then I get a turn next! he can come up to my bedroom.....and start inthere then the dining table the living floor/carpet, then the kitchen table

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  5. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    That's against the rules of THE BTB BUDDY! BAD, BAD GIRL!

    You have to ride him first then let him work. That's how we keep him charged. DUH!

    lol

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  6. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    LMAO!!! thats why god put men on this planet just for that!

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  7. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    hey Rob ya missed a spot *flashes tits*

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  8. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    IKR! It took us women this long to realize we are suppose to be in power, not them. Live & learn..learn & live.

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  9. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    LMFAO! You just did a Bella!

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  10. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    oh BTB's I have some bad FUCKING NEWS AND THAT IS(sorry about the yelling) Cosmopolis will not be out in the theaters til 20(FUCKING)13!!! TIL 2013!!! TIL 2013!!! WAIT THERES MORE IT IS BECAUSE THOSE FUCK ASSES ARE EDITING THE FLIM IN JANUARY(2012)so this whole SHIT does not make any FUCKING sense it is susposed to be out in the spring!!! or summer!!! and but I have a pretty fucking good idea why it is because of fucking scumballs!!!

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  11. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    WHAT???!!! They don't think we can handle that much Rob in one year? MOTHERFUCKERS! Someone is going to burn. I'm pissed the fuck off!

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  12. ♥K~K♥WaitingOnBreakingDawn2!December 4, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    Is it weird that the bottom pic turns me on too ?

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  13. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    Absolutely not. And you know why? I will tell u!

    Because we know what is flopping around inside those baggy red pants.

    UNF

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  14. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    OMFG!!!  I go MIA for a while, then finally have some time to check out some of the blogs... *BAM*  I hear crickets when I visit RC, then while cruising the comments on bdm.org I see someone post that there is leaked footage of BD2 at BTBs Uncensored!  Needless to say, I am so proud of you bitches!!!  The blog looks kickass awesome!!!  Keep up the GREAT work!!!  

    XOXOXOXOXO,

    AZ_Chica_BTB

    P.S. I want first dibs on the BTB Buddy's Schedule!  ;-)

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  15. ♥K~K♥WaitingOnBreakingDawn2!December 4, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Oh thank God. I thought it would be weird. Anyways I'd bone that elf....

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  16. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    This sucks hairy balls!  So, we now will only see Rob in Bel Ami and BD2 next year... Hopefully, the movie studio for Cosmo will change its mind!

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  17. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    OMFG! AM I DREAMING? IF I AM DON'T WAKE ME! IS IT REALLY YOU??
    *starts sobbing*

    You have no idea how much me/we have missed you!! NO WORDS!!!! We have been talking about you since we started this blog.

    LOVE U! LOVE U! LOVE U! LOVE U! LOVE U!

    MARCELA IS GOING TO HUMP YOU TO PIECES AND THEN I WILL GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER AND HUMP YOU AGAIN!

    All is right with the world again. I can breathe.
    *takes deep breath*

    X♥X♥X♥X♥

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  18. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Put that energy to good use and ride the fuck off of your BTB Buddy!!!  ;-)

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  19. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    I missed that in the movie entirely... WTF?!?!!!!  I guess I will go see it again just for that part...  LOL!!!

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  20. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    I like feisty, horny Leah best!!!  RAwwwwwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

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  21. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Such a dirty, dirty girl!!!  Me likey!  ;-)  Mmmmmmwaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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  22. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    I want my BTB Buddy to suck like a Hoover, pound like a hammer, and wet me like a garden hose!!!!!  Just for starters, of course!  LOL!

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  23. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    IKR. This is a total rape of the ass and I don't like (for the first time).
    *giggles*

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  24. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    You know I will! GIDDY UP, BTB BUDDY!

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  25. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    I guess because I'm a Krisbian I was waiting and praying for it and I'll be damn if I didn't get it. It's very fast but ohhhh sooo good.

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  26. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    The BTB Buddy can be modified to any preference but I'm positive that those requirements of yours are already per-installed.

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  27. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    LMFAO!!!  NO, Sweetie, you are NOT dreaming!  It is really me.  

    I have missed you bitches like crazy, too!  Several RL things have kept me away, especially work and being preggers, but I am back as much as time and health permits.

    I have missed you and Marcela so, so much!!!  I Fucking LOVE you bitches HARD!!!

    Marcela can hump me all she wants....  Just promise me that you will use Rob's "glue" to put me back together!  ;-)

    I am finally home....  now bend over!!!  **Slaps FB's ass  HARD!!!**

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  28. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Perfect!  I will take 12 of him.... one for every month since I am sure to exceed the "wear and tear" on the warranty!!!

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  29. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Not at all....  His BIG hands and feet say it all!!!!!

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  30. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    LMAO!!!

    Maybe we will see a flash of Rob's/Edward's dick in BD2 as a consolation prize.... Please!!!

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  31. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    Atta Girl, Cowgirl style!!!

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  32. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    OMG! You're pregnant??!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! How are far are you?? A baby btb is on the way. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

    Now you know where to come & find us. But I would love it if you could be part of BTBs Uncensored. I know Marcela would LOVE IT!

    Would you consider being a moderator/poster? You could do it anytime you wanted or had time to do it....nothing constraining or commanding because I know your schedule is getting even more hectic. It's just that you've been a BTB from the very beginning.

    Please think about it.♥

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  33. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:52 AM

    I am a Krisbian, too, so how did I miss that flash???!!!  I blame my hubby for seeing the movie with me... I was worried that he was going to start making stupid comments during the movie.  I definitely will go without him next time!

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  34. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    I am positive he will make an excellent nanny for you in the future.

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  35. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    Oh fuck. Here's hoping for that!

    *fingers crossed and legs spread*

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  36. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    I've been in the south too long. lol

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  37. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:56 AM

    That explains it! You were on BD1-guard. You won't miss it. It was so yummy! I put an extra bucket of love juice in my shammanties when I saw THE NIP.

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  38. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Yes, I am knocked up!  LOL!  Remember a while back that I said that I wanted to be preggers by fall time?  Well, BAM... I got my wish!  I am due at the end of June (3 months along).

    You know it!  I will be commenting here, and here only! 

    Thanks for the invitation to be a mod/poster!  I would be honored!  Just give me another month to sort some shit out, then I think I can help my BTBs out.  YAY!!!

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  39. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I am so happy for you! Nothing but love & happiness for you and your growing family!

    You take as long as you want! You just let us know when you're ready.

    I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!

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  40. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    Excellent idea!  It just so happens that I have an extra bedroom to have an in-house "manny"!!!

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  41. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    IMO, being down south is good... very good!!!  ;-)

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  42. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    I will be sure to wear the pink shammanties that Marcela sent to me!!!

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  43. PinkLady_BTB®December 4, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Congratulations on your pregnancy!!!! So happy for you! <333

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  44. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    You do know that his uniform looks like this, right?

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  45. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    It does have some good meaning. lol

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  46. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    You'll need it! And probably a big bucket to sit on. I ruined everyone's shoes in the theater. And I was in the lower level seating!!

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  47. MegODecember 4, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Congrats AZ! June is a good baby month!!! 

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  48. MegODecember 4, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Oooooo pencil me in for some time with the BTB buddy! 

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  49. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Fuck me NOW!!!  UNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  50. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Thanks, PL-BTB!!!  We are happy to be preggers, but this time around it has kicked my ass.  My first was easy, breezy... FML!  

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  51. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    Thanks, MegO-BTB!!!  The running joke amongst our friends is that we only fuck only during a certain time of year since our first was born in July and this one is almost a July baby... Bastards!!!  LOL!

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  52. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Thanks, Hun!  When are you getting knocked up???

    I missed you all so much!!!

    I AM SO, SO HAPPY TO BE BACK WITH Y'ALL!!!

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  53. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    LMAO!!!!!!

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  54. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Always!!!

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  55. MegODecember 4, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    Sounds like my SIL her 2 daughters are a week shy of being 2 weeks apart. How is the pregnancy going? The hubby keeps saying he wants us to have another baby and I look at him like he has 3 heads.... LMFAO 

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  56. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I'm writing that down as an approval on the uniform for your BTB Buddy/Manny contract.

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  57. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    You should take your baby with you to see BD2 and say it's Renesemee. Ok, bad idea.

    *drops head in shame for lame idea*

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  58. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    Not anytime soon! I just back down to a size 2/4. I'll adopt. lol

    You have no idea how great it is to have you back!

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  59. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    Amen, Sista!!!

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  60. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    My baby should be the right size by the time BD2 hits the theaters...  LOL!!!

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  61. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    I have not been feeling the greatest this 2nd time around the prego block.  I am extremely tired most of the time, and I do not have much of an appettite.  I am hoping this will all change soon as I start my 2nd trimester.

    Tell your hubby that he can have the baby...  LOL!!!

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  62. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    Aw, I thought that you'd be trying to have one by now...  LOL!

    **Blushes** Thanks, Sweetie! I am glad to have you back, too!!!

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  63. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    That's what I was thinking!!!

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  64. AZ_Chica_BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Great minds think alike!!!

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  65. Karen60BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    Me next...me next! I need help stuffing my stockings...how soon can he cum over?

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  66. MegODecember 4, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    I hope it gets better for you! Yah no more babies here, I had hyperemesis with Alie so not fun! 

    That's what I told him and he just glared at me and then got Alie to come ask me for a baby brother.... *eye roll* her cuteness does not work on me!

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  67. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    How soon do you want him to CUM?

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  68. Karen60BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Well, considering my response to the other post - I NEED HIM STAT! Just so I can get my priorities back on track....1. Rob 2. BTB's 3. RL (which is really sucking right now)

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  69. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    It's not really sucky, you're just clumsy is all. *nudges BTB*

    L♥VE YA BABE!

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  70. Karen60BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Off topic...I sent an email about Trumpet playing...did you get it?

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  71. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    I just checked and we haven't received an email yet.

    Trumpet playing...eh? My interest is peaked!

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  72. Karen60BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    I just resent it.

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  73. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    Just received the email. ☺

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  74. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    *LICKS LIPS* FUCK ME HARD!

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  75. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    missed ya I am so glad your here! :D

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  76. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    I need him to "help" me with my uh wrapping yeah thats it! OR unwrapping!

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  77. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    yeah the RL stuff BITES the big one!

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  78. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    woo where do I sign up?!!

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  79. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    no way there was some leakage sences from BD 2?! woo I want to check that out!

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  80. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    my sentiments exactly!!!

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  81. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    ha ha ahahhahaa!

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  82. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    it sucks HARD hairy balls!! I am SO pissed and by the way WELCOME BACK! yeah I hope by the grace of the GODS that they will decide to put Cosmopolis in the summer time also SWATH is attached to BD part 1 I saw the trailor EPIC that is all I gotta say!!!!

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  83. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    fuck yeah is it ever!!!! and I LOVE your comments and I LOVE YOU!

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  84. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    OHHHHOOOOO GOD PLEASE IF YOU LOVE US PLEEEEASE!!

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  85. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Thanks babe! You and the rest of the BTBs inspire.

    You all are my Muse. ☺

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  86. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    that goes ditto for me!!

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  87. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    oh lady you and me both!!! I AM SO FUCKING PISSED THOSE BITCHES I WANT TO RIP THEIR FUCKING BALLS and TITS off!!!

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  88. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    oh now that is a promise! LOL

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  89. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    yeeeeeeeeeeehawww ride'm cowgirl!!!

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  90. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    After we rip their tits and balls off let's decorate our Christmas tree!!! Whatcha think?

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  91. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    AMEN to that sista BTB!!

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  92. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 4, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Howdy ma'am. lol

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  93. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    *smirks* hey what can I say ;)

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  94. leahreallyitisDecember 4, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    *hands the paddle to FB and bends over*

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  95. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 6, 2011 at 3:57 AM

    Wrapping/fucking. Tomato/Tomahto.

    We get the idea. ☺

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  96. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTBDecember 6, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    Right here. *pulls up tee shirt* Just keep your name legible and between my nipples.

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