NO FUCKING JOKE!!!
I WANNA BE KINGSLEY'S BEST FRIEND!!
My favorite quotes:
"The Motharfucka Cullen's walk into the cafeteria like a bunch of bad bitches..."
"Bitch, it's the fluorescents..."
"Nigga, you're fucking with my emotions..."
"Fucking hot fucking mess, he has a weave"
"I really think they were about to rape her ass..."
"Like a motherfucker cheeta on crack..."
"Glistening and turning into Ke$ha and shit..."
"because she is fucking idiot cunt..."
"Oh shit! WTF is gonna happent next? Gotta watch New Moon Mothafuckas!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I laughed so hard I may have peed a little!!!
Kingsley is a BTB. He just doesn't know it yet. lol
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK! You gotta post the NM, Eclipse and BD spoilers of his. I would have rather watched these videos then read the books. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh BTB, you always find them hidden gems! THANK GOD!
O/T for sec I AM SO FUCKING WAAAAAYYYY BEYOND PISSED OFF just found out that when BA hits the theaters in North America it will PG FUCKNG 13!!!!!! because they want the GOD DAMN TEENS TO SEE IT!!! ya know what I say to that FUCK.THEM. this movie is for US WOMEN ONLY okay now back on topic this vid is SO funny!
ReplyDeleteyep he is! this is funny!
ReplyDeletehelloooooo anyone here come out come out where you are come BTB's!
ReplyDeleteThat's some stinky bullshit. I don't see how BA is going to show it's full potential with a PG-13 rating. This movie is about a player of sex not a player in the sandbox. I guess we'll be waiting for the good version of this movie on dvd also.
ReplyDeleteDid SM write BA? That might explain it. lol
*goes over and hugs Leah* We'll get through this. Wanna go set some of the executives cars on fire? Sounds like fun, right? ☺
Mornin' Hunny Bunny! ☺
ReplyDeleteThats bullshit! I want to see some thrusting!!!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Bitches =)
ReplyDeleteThis is what I want and please feel free to add to this list.
ReplyDeleteBA GOTTA HAVE LIST:
♥SWEATY ASS THRUSTING
♥BREAST GRABBING AND NIPPLE SUCK
♥SIMULATED BLOW JOB/VAG MUNCH
♥GRINDING MISSIONARY POSITION
♥HIP ROTATING GIRL ON TOP
♥MOANS AND SCREAMS AND LOTS OF PROFANITY YELLING
♥SLOW AND GRAPHIC UNDRESSING
♥TONGUES TEASING LIPS
♥AGGRESSIVE SEX-PUSHING/PULLING/GRABBING
♥PRE-CUM DRIPPING AND CUM SHOT (TOO MUCH? NAH.)
Mornin' Sugar Tits! *wink*
ReplyDeleteIm up im up what's crackin' y'all? Whoa i need to get outta the south for a while.
ReplyDeleteMornin' babe! Leah gave us some bad news about BA. Brace yourself and get ready to start throwing shit around the room. We started without you...SORRY!
ReplyDelete*hands KK♥BTB a vase*
That hat's killing me
ReplyDeleteIKR! I got one similar to that one when I went skiing in Colorado but I don't think I pulled it off like he did. He fashioned that bitch and his CZ earrings. lol
ReplyDelete*throws vase* I'm pissed! I'm 20 years old for fuck's sake! I'm old enough and I want to see some fierce thrusting, dammit! Who gives two shits about what teeny boppers see. They can go watch Hannah Montana for all I care.
ReplyDeleteOMG this shit is too funny!
ReplyDeletefuck! i've never heard someone say fuck so many times!
i think my fav part is: "bella wakes up in the hospital and they're telling people she fell down two flights of stairs and out a window... *blinks in disbelief*
lol
ReplyDeleteIKR! And we all say "fuck" alot! I feel in love with him. lol
ReplyDeleteare you fucking kidding??? i'm just grabbing my gun and then i'm on my way to the airport... i'm so killing this bastards! why GOD? why???
ReplyDeleteLet me know your flight # and maybe we can meet up at a layover.
ReplyDeletei think you covered it all... now lets get some signatues and send them a petition...
ReplyDelete*hands Mariana♥BTB a pen* Let's get this done. *wink*
ReplyDeleteyes! BTB united for murder!
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LOL!
ReplyDeletelol we should call him to our parties
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He would fit in perfect here! I left a comment on his youtube video page. We need another crazy bitch here! And that crazy bitch as a dick! How cool is that??!!! lol
ReplyDeleteGOOD MORNING BTBs!!!! 8:22am in Vegas and I'm ready to start humping all my BTBs!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! Fuck! it's funny!!
ReplyDeleteMornin' Lover! *blows kiss 2 BTB*
ReplyDeleteAwwww I'm glad you love him as much as I do!!! It must be a BTB Thang! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! I was gonna tell him he got a shout out too!!! LOL Evil minds think alike!!!! I love you, and I love him!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm snorting like a motherfucker, seriously!!!! LOL!!!!!!
He is a RIOT! And you can just tell how he is just talking about it free-handed without a script because he just goes off!
ReplyDeleteYes they do.*evil grin* Love U MORE!
ReplyDeleteOh no! I hope your mocha or cappuccino doesn't come squirting out of your nose! It's funny as fuck but burns like hell.
ReplyDeleteWHAT IM SO PISSED!
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I know! It sucks balls!!!!!
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Good morning babe!!!
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE!!! IT'S OKAY. We're use to Marcela doing that so we have a huge stock of replacement monitors in the back.
ReplyDeleteg'mornig!!! Sugar buns!
ReplyDeleteG'morning Hunny bunny!!!! *smooches*
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ReplyDeleteWHAT!
ROFLMFAO! We really have to get you a helmet.
ReplyDeleteOh no you dodn't! Call me! I've got my gun ready!
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OH NO YOU DI'INT! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteI swear to God I think I have a lung stuck in my throat. I am laughing so fucking hard. Thank God I put on my 24 hour under eye concealer. But I don't think it's waterproof. lol
LOL!!!! I know Its HILARIOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks... I must control my temper... ARGH
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know, my head hurts... But I was so mad! Who new plastic containers bounce! Fuck me!
LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Yes I did! *swings arms* I'm gonna ghetto on this mofos! LOL
Maybe it was made from Rubbermaid. lol
ReplyDeleteI think I just came A LOT! FUCK!
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's gotta hurt. lol
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ReplyDeleteThis is me..... LOL
I'm with you then! Let me grab my gun.
ReplyDeleteAir hump it baby girl! LOL
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to kill me today? LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteDude! I'm in such a good mood today!! LOL
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Me 2!!! The sun is shining and just a good vibe out there today. LOVE YA BABE!
ReplyDeleteBut you might want to rethink that silk or satin suit. lol
Oh my coffee still brewing...
ReplyDeleteI'm ok, still dancing (aka billy) LOL
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_lk54oh7tTt1qeot64.gif
lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm ok!
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_llatanJkKU1qbnthu.gif
NEVER!!!!! LOL that's me... Well my shadow *air humps slowly*
ReplyDeleteYou're this happy b4 your coffee? You are in a good mood!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeletelmao
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ReplyDeleteLet's go!!
I don't know if I'm going to choke, pee myself, fart or poop! Or maybe all the above. Oh, my cheeks hurt from laughing so hard. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou're right! It may get cold! LOL
ReplyDeleteSave that sexy bitch for the Spring.
ReplyDeleteSpring of 1985? LOL!!!!
ReplyDeletemorin!
ReplyDeleteha ha hahahahahaa!! love it! that is SO me!!
ReplyDeletethose MOTHER FUCKERS I want to cut their balls off who wants to help me LOL
ReplyDeleteoh man I expressed my anger on the robsessed site someone told me to calm down I'm like calm down does not exist in my world right now I want to hang them by their balls!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteI want to hunt them down but seriously why the hell cast him in the first place if it was "a risk" *rolls eyes* I fuckin don't believe it!!
ReplyDeleteSure. I have a few bald spaces on the Christmas to fill. Balls would work perfectly.
ReplyDeletegirl I agree!! we are ALL women here and we deserve some serious NAKED Rob!
ReplyDelete*gets molasses, rope, and ants* to take to San Deigo to tie down the ceo's of SUMSHIT and pour molasses over them and ants and leave them there to suffer!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! @ Brad Pitt this movie looks funny!
ReplyDeletemorning BTB!
ReplyDeletewoooo sugar tits! and sugar buns mmmmmm ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm comin with ya! *gets rope, and knife to cut balls off*
ReplyDeleteright on!!
ReplyDeleteha ha hahaha!
ReplyDeleteright behind ya!
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteyou got that right! i'm so tired of the "almost naked"... I WANNA SEE HIS PENNIS!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteREALLY cool! i hope he comes!
ReplyDeleteIKR! How incrediballs would that be??!!
ReplyDeleteGot your back baby! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh Hell yeah bitches!! LOL
ReplyDeleteFuck this guy is fucking funny for fuck sakes!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLFhk-vzfU
His BD part 1 spoiler! LMFAO
LOL!!!!! They are sooooo awesome!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's one of us!!!!
ReplyDeleteReally fucking cool!
ReplyDeleteThey are!!! I think we need to have Kingsley posts!!! He fucking cracks me up!
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