WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE DAY OF WHEN MIRACLES CAN COME TRUE.
SO WE WANT ALL YOU SEXY LITTLE BTBS OUT THERE TO USE THIS POST AS YOUR WISH LIST FOR SANTA. IT CAN BE A LONG LIST OR SHORT (BUT WHAT FUN HAS ANYTHING CUM FROM ANYTHING BEING SHORT).
REMEMBER HERE IN THE BTB WORLD GREEDINESS IS SMILED UPON.
AND I PERSONALLY KNOW SANTA...WE DATED ONCE. DON'T LET THE BELLY AND THE GREY HAIR FOOL YOU. THAT FUCKER CAN LAY IT DOWN...HARD! I GOT OFF TRACK AGAIN (SHOCKER). ANYWAY! I WILL BE FORWARDING THIS TO HIM AND OUR LIST WILL BE PUT ABOVE ALL THE LITTLE ANKLE BITTERS IN THE WORLD.
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SO WE WANT ALL YOU SEXY LITTLE BTBS OUT THERE TO USE THIS POST AS YOUR WISH LIST FOR SANTA. IT CAN BE A LONG LIST OR SHORT (BUT WHAT FUN HAS ANYTHING CUM FROM ANYTHING BEING SHORT).
REMEMBER HERE IN THE BTB WORLD GREEDINESS IS SMILED UPON.
AND I PERSONALLY KNOW SANTA...WE DATED ONCE. DON'T LET THE BELLY AND THE GREY HAIR FOOL YOU. THAT FUCKER CAN LAY IT DOWN...HARD! I GOT OFF TRACK AGAIN (SHOCKER). ANYWAY! I WILL BE FORWARDING THIS TO HIM AND OUR LIST WILL BE PUT ABOVE ALL THE LITTLE ANKLE BITTERS IN THE WORLD.
BTB AKA VIP.
Fucking hilarious FB
ReplyDeleteOne question!
ReplyDeleteDoes the carpet match the pubes?!?
LOL!!!
Ok here it goes... My list that is:
ReplyDeleteI WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
I WANT ROB
Thanks Santa!!!!
LMAO! Same color but the month of December he colors it in red and green stripes. That's why we broke up.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the fucked up feeling that your list is going to be duplicated all day long??
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm here for!*wink*
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a veeeeerrrryyyy good thing.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
ReplyDeleteMy list #2I WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBI WANT ROBThanks Santa!!!!
Eww Yeah deal breaker, I hate green...
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
Let me guess...you were the little girl that always tried to grab two candy canes after meeting Santa...right? LOL
ReplyDeleteGreen in the crotch area is a non-negotiable deal breaker for sure!
ReplyDeleteYep, I grabbed them with my butt cheeks, it's a hidden talent... LOL
ReplyDeleteHere's my list..
ReplyDeleteRob
Kristen
Rob and Kristen
Kristen and Rob
Rob again
Rob in character as Breaking Dawn Edward
Rob in character as Georges
Rob in character as Eric
Rob in character as Tyler
You cease to amaze me everyday.
ReplyDeleteAH! Very smart of you! Change it up and keep it interesting. I like your style, BTB!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteRAWR!
ReplyDeleteEXCLUSIVE!!!! Straight from FB personal Photos!!!!
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/390695_176171699145989_100002594797893_305916_1917920337_n.jpg
Dat was my bitch. LOL
ReplyDeleteHe is one fuck hot senior! LOL
ReplyDeleteIKR! I'm going to let you in on a little secret he told me. Everyone thinks that it's his Christmas bag that is magical to hold all those gifts but the truth is he sticks them up his ass and shits them out over the houses. He takes a peppermint laxative to give it that seasonal scent.
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OK so I'm a greedy BTB...here are some more characters I'd like to see Rob and I role play:
ReplyDeleteRob as Julian from American Gigelo (think full frontal nudity)
Rob as Noah in The Notebook (sacrilege I know)
Rob as Edward in Master of the Universe FF movie
Gotta go to work now...not sure I can cconcentrate!
guess what she wants for Christmas? WFT!>! LOL
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Have fun working BTB!!!! And cum back to us!!!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSanta- I want the 2 for 1 deal. Rob and Kristen together with me. Oh fuck that i want Rob all to myself...sorry Kristen ur number is up
ReplyDeleteMmmm.. that sounds like agood Idea
ReplyDeleteYou are fucking killing me with these GIFS!! I LOVE EM'!!!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a real life Timmy from South Park!
YUM! Those would be so fucking hot!
ReplyDeleteOMG. That's spooky! But on the other hand I see stuff I want. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!! I fucking love playing with my toy guitar when im happy... LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm right there with you sister, right there... LOL
ReplyDeleteyou forgot rob in character as Jacob.... too late! he is mine now hahaha!
ReplyDeleteooooooh look at those suspenders...
http://www.bellasdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/Robert_Pattinson_Water_For_Elephants_1.png
wow rob as noah? i loooove ryan gosling, but i gotta say: you have a brilliant mind, that would be HOT!
ReplyDeletegeez! santa is so different from what we usted to believe... i like this fucker santa most
ReplyDeleteOn the off season he drinks and smokes weed. Weed is the new holly "UP NORTH" if you catch my drift. Just don't inhale that drift. lol
ReplyDeletelmao
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Fuck Marcela how did you get a picture of my living room! Fucking stalker! lol.
ReplyDeleteYah no question what I'm asking for...... world peace!
ReplyDeleteYAH FUCK NO!!! Santa all I want for Christmas under my tree when I wake up is Rob naked and ready for me!!!
Well, well, well...if it's not Betty COCKER BTB.
ReplyDelete*evil grin*
LMFAO I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteThought you would. lol
ReplyDeleteHow's it going lil' mama?
eh....it's going! lol. Todayhasn'tbeen too bad but I think Alie is getting pink eye. Supper is precooked and in the fridgethough to be thrown in the oven cause hubbyhas fire practice tonight so supper time is always rushed. It's 2pm and I'm finally sitting down to eat lunch.How r u doing?
ReplyDeleteOH NO! The poor little sweetheart. That really sucks Elmo's ass! How do you cure Pink Eye..meds? Don't doctors restrict who can be around someone with Pink Eye. I hope she doesn't have it.
ReplyDeleteThings are good..just another in the BTB House of Crazy. lol
Don't really restrict just have to make sure everyone is washing their hands a lot! Right now it's not bad enough for meds, it's a type of allergic reaction to something that affected her eyes. So I'm going to have to figure out what it was.
ReplyDeleteSucks I haven't been on here as much.... *Pouts*
Dear Santa:
ReplyDeleteI have been a VERY good girl thsi year give me some of that candy cane cock!
good answer!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI wrote to santa and said I want Rob under my tree naked and a bow around him or just send him to my bedroom...;)
ReplyDeleteNOT BAD!! that is perfect!
ReplyDeletewooooo DAMN! he is hot!! LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah he sure is he can my sugar daddy LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA H AH AHAHAAA!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeletelmao!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLAMFAO!!! love it!
ReplyDeleteha ha hahaha! you kill me!
ReplyDelete*snaps fingers* DAMN I should have asked for guitar!
ReplyDeleteheres my list:
ReplyDeleteRob as himself
Rob coming out of my shower "wet" and no towel
Rob in charater as Jacob J.
Rob and I playing ridem cowgirl and horsey
I want to chew those suspenders off of him!
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmmm that is all!
ReplyDeleteme too!!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha hahaha!
ReplyDeletehow about naked and standing infront of the tree with nothing on!
ReplyDeleteso did I!!
ReplyDeleteI would love to see that talent!
ReplyDeleteum.................. ooooookaaay *has therapist on speed dail* for this chick!
ReplyDeleteha hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWe were just talking about you!!! LOL We imagined you cooking like this!!
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tis true.... I scare the kids some days!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to do that. Just snuggle and stuff works for me. *dirty grin*
ReplyDeleteI'd say I was shocked by your confession but I'd be lying. lol
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