Friday, March 23, 2012

OH WAIT! THERE'S MORE....

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE HOST.

WE ARE NOT.

THERE'S ALREADY A TRAILER RELEASED FOR THE SEQUEL.

THIS ONE ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD. DEFINITELY BETTER THEN THE HOST.

AND IF THAT STILL DOES NOT ENTERTAIN YOU...

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...

PINK CHEEKS! THE HORNY POLE RIDIN' BUNNY!
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NOW THAT'S A NICE PIECE OF WHITE ASS!
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Marcela, you inspire me beyond belief. Thank you for being the best BTB a bitch can ask for!
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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Just In Case You Happened To Give A Flying Fuck!

The very first trailer of the Craptastic movie "The Host" came out today...

Here it is:

If this is not your thing... Well, here is a gif of a pole dancing bunny... LOL

Just in time for Easter, how cute :)

COSMOPLOSION!

Our first look at Cosmopolis.

And we have our luscious little BTB MegO to thank!

Here's the same trailer in sl0w-mo.

Holy Fuck Balls.

My squirts are coming out in slow motion and are suspended in air!

MegO, I didn't think I could love you anymore then I already do but you just proved me wrong!
LOVE YA!
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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

NEW EXTENDED SNEAK PEAK OF BD2

Just saw this over at Robsessed and of course I grabbed it and ran like a muthafucka!

Vampella's eyes get me wet.

OH, JENNIFER!

FUCK.ME.HARD.

I couldn't be happier if Jesus was standing in front of me with his arms opened.

Thanks for sharing Jen!
*starts pushing down panties for some fun time*

EW REVIEW OF FIFTY

Book Review

Fifty Shades of Grey (2011)

E L James

Reviewed by Lisa Schwarzbaum | Mar 19, 2012

EW's GRADE

B+

Details Release Date: May 25, 2011; Writer: E L James; Genre: Fiction; Publisher: Vintage

To women wondering which position to assume while enjoying the pornographic runaway best-seller Fifty Shades of Grey, here's what I'd recommend: Sit in a thrumming bus or subway car and read E L James' indefatigable sex story on an e-reader, cradling the instrument with one hand while stroking the touchscreen to turn pages with the other. Odds are, other anonymous readers will surreptitiously be doing the very same thing. And if so, odds are also that each woman is in a state of arousal, amusement, or, at the very least, amazement at the ingenuity and imagination with which the pseudonymous James — described in sketchy press materials as a West London TV executive and mother of two — has made steamy female-centric erotica out of what began as Twilight fan fiction. If Bella Swan had more gumption and sexual curiosity, she might be Anastasia Steele, Fifty Shades' 21-year-old heroine, who quickly and decisively loses her virginity to an overpowering man but never relinquishes her fondness for the girlish, clod-kicking expression Holy crap! And if Edward Cullen weren't, well, a vampire, he might be Christian Grey, the fiendishly rich and handsome sexual fetishist who plays Dominant to Ana's Submissive.

As hardcore (and, per this lady, yowza! pleasurable) lady porn, Fifty Shades of Grey has a long literary tradition behind it, from The Story of O and the erotica of Anne Rice to Toni Bentley's The Surrender and Catherine Millet's The Sexual Life of Catherine M. But as a hot publishing phenomenon (Vintage Books has paid seven figures for the rights to a trilogy) that pours female-oriented erotica over a base of Twilight leavings and makes brilliant use of the discreet portability of e-books, Fifty Shades of Grey is in a class by itself. Holy crap! A reader might just miss her bus stop. B+

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I think this was a pretty good review of the book and trilogy.

Whatcha think? I know my BTBs won't sugar-coat a fucking thing!

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Anyone else love this song as much I fucking do?

I've been listening to it NONE STOP for about 3 days.

Damn that Chevrolet commercial.

CUM ONE, CUM ALL

I've always said that any publicity is good publicity. And now I just proved it to myself. ☺

Amazon now has the Fifty Trilogy for pre-order! And the price for each book is only $9.57!! That's cheaper then the ereader version! These are the paperback editions.

Amazon Release Dates
Fifty Shades of Grey: April 3th
Fifty Shades of Darker: April 17th
Fifty Shades Freed: April 17th

And if you use Amazon's super saving shipping you will get free shipping!
You could own the Fifty Trilogy for under $30!!!!

So what are you BTBs waiting for??? Get your sexy asses over there and order these fuckers!

Aurora, you give us so much great info that we should just put you on the BTB payroll! Actually, there's no money just sexual favors.
BEND OVER!
*evil grin*
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