FIRST LOOK: MAPS TO THE STARS

!!HOLY FUCK BALLS!!

IT'S HERE!

The first sneak peek at the upcoming film Maps To The Stars.

It's been so long since we've had a Rob trailer to hump over and eventually destroy our computers and tablets because of it.

Gimme a sec while I blow the cobwebs out of my coochie-coo.

3..

2..

1..

I feel so much better!

Time to drop yo' panties and flick dat bean!

Here it is and ENJOY my lovely BTBS!

XOXO

ATTENTION ALL BTBS: IT'S TIME TO TWEET YOUR TWITTERS

Hello my lovelies.

It's been way too long.

Over time we've lost touch and focus on what's important.

And that is...US!

The BTB Nation will never vanish or break away.

We will always rise like the Phoenix.

We need to link together and never let this 

happen again.

Robsten may be broken up but BTBs will never break apart.

 (Stole this from Marcela's FB page. BATL!)

We will start doing more posts (PROMISE).

 Because that's what makes our nipples hard 

and our labia's thROB.

If you are on twitter please share your twitter names so we can

 link up and take it to the next level.

Nothing but love for all the BTBs!

Long live Rob and his Le Monster Cock!

WAKING FROM HIBERNATION

Hello my lovely BTBs!

 I blame my absence on Rob's absence.

It's been tough and here's a glimpse of those months without him...

 Yes, I eat my feelings.

 Yes, I turn into a little Asian boy when I cry.

Where the fuck is he? 

I want this back!

Am I alone?

I love you all and have missed you so much and let's make 2014 another great BTB year. 

DJ! ROCK THE MUTHAFUCKIN' BEAT!