Friday, June 8, 2012

Le MONSTER COCK

AKA The SparklePeen or The Disco Stick...


Is it real?
or...

Is it a myth?

We are are to solve the mystery...

Let's ask the MAN!!
Rob, Is your Cock REALLY that big?

Gee, thanks...

Ok, let's see what we can find!



Ok BTBs, now it's up to your bionic eyes to tell me:
Size, width, length, cut or uncut, hairy or trimmed, brown or ginger pubes...
I.WANT.TO.KNOW.

Thanks to iluvmormonvampires for the Images!

60 comments:

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m561kqkNuv1qdv921o1_500.png
And here's him teasing us with le monster cock image

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

Bad boy! Why tease us so bad! LOL

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

The way he holds that microphone. Fuck. 

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

Reminds me of Christian Grey in the bathtub stroking himself right before Ana downsies on him for the first time lol...muahhahhahaa!

PinkLady_BTB® said...

What about this one?! ;-)

Karen said...

Let's see if I can say this without passing out....8 inches long, 2 inches in diameter, uncut, trimmed redish-brown pubes and definitely hangs to the left! Pick me up off the floor in 3, 2, 1...

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

UH OH! Where did Ana go and why is Fifty cross-eyed? lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

THAT'S A WIENER! *starts jumping and pointing* THAT'S A WIENER!

*starts running in circles*

THAT'S A WIENER!

*passes out*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Take me God. I'm ready.

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

Sweet mother cocker!!!

As Kristen says:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qietBo8R1qehgdio1_250.gif

Aurora23❤BTB❤® said...

wtf? Crossed eye for sure! ahahaha

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

LOLLLLL

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

He's gotta be at least 8..he's massive! MMMMMMM. 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

OH FUCK ME!

He's HARD!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

Holy shit!

They say too much BJ would make you go cross-eyed! LOL

Bad deep throat ANA!!! 

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

*dies*

Are you fucking kidding me!! *thud*

*whispers last words*
....I knew he had ginger pubes *flatlines*

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LOL!!!!

WAKE UP!!! 

*slaps FB with sparkly dildo*

ginger pubes is calling! LOL

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

ME too!!!!

I'm ready...

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc13/drunkenfistmaster/gifs/thisismearoundjerrytrainor.gif

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

I wonder if I could fit it in my mouth....

Hmmmmm....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59uc72jqE1rur15qo1_500.gif

Karen said...

Abso-fucking-lutely! No wonder Kristen is so giggly and smiley these days!

TeamIdDoRPatz said...

He's still packin in cold water.....could you imagine him at full stance......he'd split me in 2...and i'd take it willingly. 

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

LMAO!

Oh FB how I love you....

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

BATL! Just a little wiiiiider and I think you got it.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Just imagine the facial expressions we would make if Rob went down on us. FMH!

http://yourmotivational.com/uploads/4458.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

LMFAO! You are the QUEEN of GIFS. The End.

star4_BTB® said...

Ginger pubes???  *looks around for who called out*

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 If that's the case. This guy must have had one fucking crazy BJ!

 GOTDAMN!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tZl5yixVpZs/TT8Y_twuG5I/AAAAAAAAEPY/vyd4t1pyVXA/s320/Cross-Eyed%2BSurgeon-1.jpg

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 *jumps up and starts screaming again*

THAT'S A WIENER! THAT'S A WIENER!

star4_BTB® said...

Hairy or trimmed... LOL!

I wonder how many men trim their bush?

star4_BTB® said...

Oh, I'm sure you'll do your best to get every last inch in... you're a BTB for goodness sake!

star4_BTB® said...

I wonder if it's straight or has a curve to it?
In the ff "Last Tango in Forks"... Bella goes on and on about how awesome Ed's dick is because it curves towards his stomach....(No offense to any of you who have a husband/BF wit a curved dick).... But, is it a GOOD thing.... does it feel better?  I'm super curious.

star4_BTB® said...

I remember the pics of Rob in those green pants.... he was being harassed by paps... it was the day that he watched "Salt" with his publicist, Stephanie.  Soooo............

0_o

;-)

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Hey you! Feels like I haven't talked to in awhile. *sad panda face*

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfdlvK1CJ1qii6tmo1_500.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

Oh BTB! Thank fuck it's Friday!

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49w68AZvv1ruf90ho1_400.gif

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 And I love you!

Anonymous said...

It looks like it likes to hang out to the left. maybe a tad bigger than my hubby's uncut, alittle manscaping  and ginger pubes.  Oo key i hope to god one of u is not rob becuz id be completely embarrassed

star4_BTB® said...

I know.  It's kinda like we're ships passing in the night.

Here....my pussy wants to give you a hug...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitten-hug.jpg

Anonymous said...

I'm sur if it curve up like that it would hit the "g" spot perfectly

star4_BTB® said...

I was actually thinking that!  I wonder if that is the case.

Anyone out there who can give a first person account???

star4_BTB® said...

I am sooooo curious if he's ever been here. 

Anonymous said...

Ohit looks like its up. mmmmmm.....

star4_BTB® said...

I wonder if it would be more difficult to sit on though... *evil grin*

Anonymous said...

I guess id say 'hey rob'

Anonymous said...

hahaha! OHHHH! I don't know!

Karen said...

Speaking from experience...YES it is a good thing!

star4_BTB® said...

Really?!  For the G spot reason?  What about sitting on it?  Is it awkward? Does it slide in and out smoothly without bending?....   Sorry, LOL!

Karen said...

Depending how long it is, it canhitnthe g-spot in one stroke. As far as sitting on it, that wasn't a problem for me..just added to the feeling.

star4_BTB® said...

*convulses*

Wow.  I guess most of us are missing out. *frowns*

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

What's funny is I can actually picture you running around yelling "that's a weiner"

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

And what's REALLY funny is.......I did.

There's no limit to what I will do to amuse my BTBs.
Now that's true fucking love. lol

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

You have the cutest pussy! I just wanna hug it forever!

♥K~K♥Waiting4BD2!♥BTB♥SexFace! said...

Fuckin' A!

JIMD-Fangbanger-BTB said...

Or Rob's friends. Or Kristen googling this. Their friends probably are aware of this. Or is commenting already among us. Shit. 

Anonymous said...

Kristen would be" haha bitches wouldn't you like to know"

LegHitchThis said...

LOL that gif!!

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

 Even in cold water that thing still looks like a kielbasa meat stick.

I really want to be beaten with it!

Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB® said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

True! 

lovespunk said...

Monster....is the key word here.  9 3/4 inches. 
His family & friends do look at some of the sites.  It seems, his sister responded to a thread posting at: Robsessedpattinson.com  on 4/15/2012 covered the ummmm large size topic..............something to the fact "she saw it once by accident and it was so huge it should have an elbow."  
Put a smile on everyones face.

Glad my husband has a monster too.

★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB® said...

You know this is Kristen.

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mud85jUl1r3tlyao1_1280.jpg