I'm worried that the world's future population is in danger here due solely to the amount of ovaries cum-busting around the world. Mr.Pattinson, you need to save humanity by doing every single one of us so that we may pro-create and save the human race.
I'm willing to take one for the team...(on my back, or however you're feeling Rob...It's your world)
Bitches, be nice to me today... My tummy was bothering me yesterday so I took some laxantive... well, I think 2 pills of dulcolax were too much, bc now I can't stop shitting *ouch*
There is water coming out of my butt, and it hurts! This is not right...
PS: I'm just glad I haven't eaten any corn lately... LOL
You poor thing! I am the expert on how to comfortably "move" your situation. Here's some tips for the future:
If it's just a temporary problem: Enemas don't sound fun, I know, but, they are the best for completely emptying, and for relief...
If you are looking for long term "assistance": take magnesium citrate, 200mg. daily. I take two, last thing at night, and almost like clockwork, I 'move' first thing in the morning. It is natural and healthy for you as as well, and it does not turn your stuff watery. You have to give this a couple weeks though, but you will be so happy.
I got mixed answers when I read it when Ana asked him. I know he said that he would have his subs do it but I also thought Mrs. Jones would do it as well. That's why he left it in "playroom". But Ana took it in the bowl it was in and washed it in the bathroom. She covered it up with clothes and she ran into Mrs. Jones and she asked to take the clothes from Ana but she said she wasn't done with them yet. SO FUCKING FUNNY!
I would wonder to myself... How many wrongedy wrong things did Mrs. Jones have to see, and clean up? And, did she ever get jealous that he never propositioned her, or was she appalled by it and was glad he never "went there"? LOL!
Sorry was away running errands with the bestie! Back now to catch up on Rob and his glorious self!I found it by Googling: Grey Tie Robert PattinsonI know, WTF was I googling but I was doing um....some research for something.....
LMMFAO! That pretty much sums up my entire life since Rob entered my fantasies (more like took them over) in 2008! My vag is probably smoking like that as we speak....and here I thought it was just a pizza burning in the oven!!! Silly me. Well....atleast the fire singed off all the pubes,now I don't have to waste time shaving/waxing.....thanks Rob!!!
Awww,Cooter sooooooooo much good comes from your fucked up thoughts. Soooo much laughter and free flowing urine.....I love you.....my couch,however does not feel the same! <3
It's his whole fucking family too. His Mom and sisters? WTF? Even Pops P. he's looking pretty damn good for a man in his mid 60s. Its just fucking WRONG to be so damn beautiful! Surely there must be an ugly cousin or something down the line.
My favorite Rob replica is a manip of him pounding his sweet cock into Kristen... I don't think they would appreciate that picture very much. *evil grin*
Oh God,Im dying laughing here but (butt) I feel sooo bad for you. I had a virus last week and pissed out of my ass for 2 solid days.....and the irony is....my housekeeper DID in fact have to clean up after me. Poor lady....I should give her a raise! I shit my bathroom rug......damn I loved that rug too! :( I love that theres no such thing as TMI here....or was the shitting my bathroom rug too much?? LOL!
Makes for some interesting sounds though doesn't it? Between my writing in agony,the vomiting in the trash can in my lap and the funky pissing out my ass sounds,my cats were highly amused! My kids,however,said the house smelled like a sewage plant!!!
LMFAO! Eh,just go soak in the bath and take your favorite silicone friend.....the water helps relive the rawness...yet theres no need to break in between Robgasms! I got this shit WORKED OUT! ;D
My sofa will get over it.....always been a jealous bastard anyway. But it's MY free flowing urine you are responsible for....I swear since I joined this site Ive pissed myself laughing more times than I can count......and Ive already had that damn bladder tuck surgery once!!! If I have to have it again,Im citing YOU and the girls here as being at fault!!!!
I don't think I have it saved anywhere. There have been a few posted on this site, I don't know how to navigate through old posts. One like it is sure to show up again someday!
hey!!! guess who?! the shitty fucking computer is down and I am using my brother inlaws computer for now until we get the damn thing fixed! yes I am fine just glad tobe back!
hey HOT BITCH! guess who?! I have been MIA and it is because the family computer is being a FUCKTARD and I have to use my borther in laws unitl we get the family oe fixed and 2 DAYS TIL BEL AMI!
I agree! but I must say it is SCIENTIFICALY IMPOSSIBE to be that goregous! I have said this before I have seen FINE I have embraced it ane let me tell ya NO ONE can tip the scale at FINESS like this man can!
hey! 2 days til BA!!! yes I am back for now the famoy computer is a FUCKTARD so I am using my brother in laws computer and I need to eat something I'm straving all though Rob IS the perfect appetizer!
There is also one (can't remember if 'Kristen' is in the pic), but it was during the feud with church lady. Either Marcela or FB posted it mid thread... or maybe there are more than one...
I'll keep my eye out for new ones as well. You know there will be many more, what with all the new Fifty fans that are sure to be cuming out of the "wood" works.
I will really fucking get mad if iTunes Canada doesn't get this fucking movie. I probably won't be able to come on here because I'll be in a jealous rage of all of you lucky bitches!
mmmm Aurora have I told you how much I love you? The smirk in the last picture on his fingers sticking out of his jeans pocket.... UNF!!!! Plus he has sex hair going on..... Oh fuck me! The things this man does to us!
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I'm worried that the world's future population is in danger here due solely to the amount of ovaries cum-busting around the world. Mr.Pattinson, you need to save humanity by doing every single one of us so that we may pro-create and save the human race.
I'm willing to take one for the team...(on my back, or however you're feeling Rob...It's your world)
=)
UNF UNF UNF AHFOAIFNOANFPNPFNPANRPNP!!!
Anytime FB!
Ummmm.....yeah, can't think of anything to say while looking at a picture of this sex god deciding which way he want to fuck you...UNF!
UNF UNF UNF!!!!!!!!
OMG Rob gets me all hot and bothered...
My nipples are about to escape from my shirt...
Seriously, Look Rob... give me your hand and feel my nipple.
How is it?!?
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dy17cnGB1qe0m9jo1_r1_500.gif
I know.... I know....
HOLY JAW PORN!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Bitches, be nice to me today...
My tummy was bothering me yesterday so I took some laxantive... well, I think 2 pills of dulcolax were too much, bc now I can't stop shitting *ouch*
There is water coming out of my butt, and it hurts! This is not right...
PS: I'm just glad I haven't eaten any corn lately... LOL
Where did you get this fabulous cumtastic picture. It's fucking breathtaking. He's soooooo beautiful!
I want to console you but I'm laughing so hard that I have the jerks and I've snorted twice!
Miss Aurora is a Rob Porn Dealer, Gosh I love her!!! LOL
It's stunning! We have our Aurora to thank for bringing us this glorious pic of Rob.
Where did you find it Aurora?
Maybe Ana will let you borrow one of her butt plugs!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we can have the housekeeper (what was her name) wash it up for me! LOL Eeewwwwwwww
BATL! That was perfect!
Mrs. Jones...AKA.....sex toy cleaner.
L.O.FUCKING.L!!
You poor thing! I am the expert on how to comfortably "move" your situation. Here's some tips for the future:
If it's just a temporary problem: Enemas don't sound fun, I know, but, they are the best for completely emptying, and for relief...
If you are looking for long term "assistance": take magnesium citrate, 200mg. daily. I take two, last thing at night, and almost like clockwork, I 'move' first thing in the morning. It is natural and healthy for you as as well, and it does not turn your stuff watery. You have to give this a couple weeks though, but you will be so happy.
:-)
Can we write a thank you note to his parents? Without them, this inexplicably beautiful creature will not be born?
Dude I'll try that... it no-fun having water shoot out of you ass like that!!!! LOL
I think CG said his subs would clean those after *wretch*... but I could be wrong.
LOL!!!!! YES!!!!! That one!!!
I can't promise mine will be as clean as Ana's tho... LOL
My ass burns just thinking about it. *_O
BATL!!!
Oh man... this 'shit' is too fucking funny!!!
lol could you imagine a BTB thank you note to his parents?!?!?! OMFG It would be hilariously obscene!
BATL is definitely the right response for this!!!
Ummm owwwwwch! Try not to laugh Marcela!
Ahh the good ol laugh snort... Alie has gotten that from me too and it's fucking hilarious to hear a 2 year old laugh snort.
We will all sign it and include a pic of all of us wanking each other off! How does that sound, BTBs??!!
(I'm just kidding... kind of)
UNF Thank you god and Aurora! You just made my day somewhat pleasurable!
OH GOD NO!!! That note is going to his parents! No, NO picture.... unless it's going to Rob.
lol that would be an epic BTB meet-up and maybe just a tad weird to have pictures....lol.
I was thinking we could write a letter saying reasons we love your son from head to toe and yah... that would get dirty enough!
I didn't know if anyone else was saying BATL.... lol.
I got mixed answers when I read it when Ana asked him. I know he said that he would have his subs do it but I also thought Mrs. Jones would do it as well. That's why he left it in "playroom". But Ana took it in the bowl it was in and washed it in the bathroom. She covered it up with clothes and she ran into Mrs. Jones and she asked to take the clothes from Ana but she said she wasn't done with them yet. SO FUCKING FUNNY!
BOOBIE HONKS FOR AURORA!!!!
LMFAO! Give it hell, BTB! GIVE IT HELL!
I would wonder to myself... How many wrongedy wrong things did Mrs. Jones have to see, and clean up? And, did she ever get jealous that he never propositioned her, or was she appalled by it and was glad he never "went there"? LOL!
It doesn't matter if you get off because It builds up again as soon as u see this man!! Damn my cooter is getting raw
I do use it! Whenever I see it, I must say, it makes me think of an implant busting. Is that what it's supposed to mean? Regardless, it's funny.
I have to say it because it was created in my sick, twisted and dark mind. I'm one fucked up BTB.
I don't think she was jealous. She was too busy getting it from Taylor. LOL
Mrs. Jones is a Pandora's box of information. To know what she has seen and heard and had to do. HOLY HELL!
I love it and say it all of the time.... lol.
Yeap! Burst a Tit Laughing!~ LOL
Sometimes something good comes from all my fucked up thoughts. lol
TY! I could not for the life of me figure out what that stood for! and work is now cock-blocking Urban Dic, so I had no hope of figuring it out.
That pic is even yummier full size!!!!
Right click, Lick, Hump, aaaand Save!
My favorite part with Mrs. Jones is when she makes him an omelet that he didn't ask for... to mess with his head.
It just goes against God's Law that this man is so gorgeous. It goes against nature.
I am addicted!!!!
But only to the premo stuff!
*Lick!
We should populate the world with his Fucktastic gene's!
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/wenn2659235.jpg
I'M HERE!
Sorry was away running errands with the bestie! Back now to catch up on Rob and his glorious self!I found it by Googling: Grey Tie Robert PattinsonI know, WTF was I googling but I was doing um....some research for something.....
Thanks! You know me so well! When it CUMS to Rob, I will find it! :)
Oh no! Feel better! Sorry your bum is on Fire!
I found it by Googling: GREY TIE ROBERT PATTINSON
I know.....WTF??? But you know why I was googling it!
***wink wink***
*Waves frantically* HIIIII
LMMFAO! That pretty much sums up my entire life since Rob entered my fantasies (more like took them over) in 2008! My vag is probably smoking like that as we speak....and here I thought it was just a pizza burning in the oven!!! Silly me. Well....atleast the fire singed off all the pubes,now I don't have to waste time shaving/waxing.....thanks Rob!!!
Can you please not tell our boy Ive had a hysterectomy and just let me have my turn anyway????? Help a sister out!
Better have him check the other one too.....just to be certain!
oohhh find some of these other ones on my google searching....
the man can just never take a bad pic!
the last pic is like he is saying: "I know what you BTB's are up to....& i love it!"
tehee
Squirt away BTB's....Squirt Away.....
love ya!
Awww,Cooter sooooooooo much good comes from your fucked up thoughts. Soooo much laughter and free flowing urine.....I love you.....my couch,however does not feel the same! <3
OMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFG!
KEEP UP THE GREAT SEARCHING! HOLY FUCK BALLS!
It's his whole fucking family too. His Mom and sisters? WTF? Even Pops P. he's looking pretty damn good for a man in his mid 60s. Its just fucking WRONG to be so damn beautiful! Surely there must be an ugly cousin or something down the line.
Can't take credit for the free flowing urine...that's the water and cranberry juice I drink. lol
As long as you love me I can stand your sofa hating me. ☺
Droooooooool!
I just posted some more I found! Im like WTF have I been and why have I not seen these before!
Right click and saving tons today!
yeah.
**waves back frantically** Hi KK!
you fucking crack me up!!! ahahaha!
Why did I just get a visual??? DERP!!!
OMG! Id frame that fucker and put it in my foyer for everyone to see!!! That would be so awesome!
Im assuming (hell...Im pretty certain) we have our favorite "Rob replicas"...what if we take a group shot holding them up in victory and thanks???
Hiiiii! Thank you for the beautiful rob porn!
Fucking LOL!
My favorite Rob replica is a manip of him pounding his sweet cock into Kristen... I don't think they would appreciate that picture very much. *evil grin*
Oh God,Im dying laughing here but (butt) I feel sooo bad for you. I had a virus last week and pissed out of my ass for 2 solid days.....and the irony is....my housekeeper DID in fact have to clean up after me. Poor lady....I should give her a raise! I shit my bathroom rug......damn I loved that rug too! :(
I love that theres no such thing as TMI here....or was the shitting my bathroom rug too much?? LOL!
Does that require a degree?
Not if they've been in your liquid shit filled ass! Hahahaha!
It gives me a "shit" eating grin! :D
Makes for some interesting sounds though doesn't it? Between my writing in agony,the vomiting in the trash can in my lap and the funky pissing out my ass sounds,my cats were highly amused! My kids,however,said the house smelled like a sewage plant!!!
LMFAO! Eh,just go soak in the bath and take your favorite silicone friend.....the water helps relive the rawness...yet theres no need to break in between Robgasms! I got this shit WORKED OUT! ;D
Hmmm...you may have to send that one to me. I have several faves,most involving Rob's long freaking tongue and fingers!!
Probably a very unpleasant visual huh??? Sorry 'bout that! :)
My sofa will get over it.....always been a jealous bastard anyway. But it's MY free flowing urine you are responsible for....I swear since I joined this site Ive pissed myself laughing more times than I can count......and Ive already had that damn bladder tuck surgery once!!! If I have to have it again,Im citing YOU and the girls here as being at fault!!!!
I don't think I have it saved anywhere. There have been a few posted on this site, I don't know how to navigate through old posts. One like it is sure to show up again someday!
Well,let me know if you see it again. Point it out to me. LOVES me some good Rob manips!
yummy one yes indeed!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-y8S3kG8pSLg/Tx2UZwpBMZI/AAAAAAAAARM/a3hw2C5eomg/s1600/281949_10150346146883529_614323528_9641811_3246547_n.jpg
posted it for ya and here is the link to the fifty post they did awhile back!
http://btb-uncensored.blogspot.com/2012/01/in-honor-to-our-fifty-shades.html
I would think so. But a vocational college would probably suffice.
Just file out a form and submit it to our BTB claims department. We might be about to help you out. lol
Do you think good old fashioned hands on experience would count? Ive washed many a toy in my time! ;)
LMFAO! I would think so.
Imclaimingmycouchtoo!
Mmmmmmmmm YUM!
OH DEAR GOD!!!!! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
DO IT!
hey!!! guess who?! the shitty fucking computer is down and I am using my brother inlaws computer for now until we get the damn thing fixed! yes I am fine just glad tobe back!
hey!! no it's not your imagination it is me! and these pics of Rob holy fuckballs! he is THE FINEST man on the planet!!
NICE!!
...and 'cum" ;)
You took the words right outta my mouth.
hey HOT BITCH! guess who?! I have been MIA and it is because the family computer is being a FUCKTARD and I have to use my borther in laws unitl we get the family oe fixed and 2 DAYS TIL BEL AMI!
GOD HAND FUCKING PORN!
but God KNOWS what us women like! and God was in a HORNEY mood when she created this man...
IKR?! SO beautiful!
I agree! but I must say it is SCIENTIFICALY IMPOSSIBE to be that goregous! I have said this before I have seen FINE I have embraced it ane let me tell ya NO ONE can tip the scale at FINESS like this man can!
ROFLMFAO!!
LMAO!!
hey! 2 days til BA!!! yes I am back for now the famoy computer is a FUCKTARD so I am using my brother in laws computer and I need to eat something I'm straving all though Rob IS the perfect appetizer!
yeah! lets! and send his mom a bouquet of roses and a bottle of champange for his dad!
IKR?! too funny!
oh me too! LOL
ahahahhahaaa!!
I wonder if wrist brace purchases have gone up?
It's not human. Can't be.
Hey you, We didn't know what happened to you. I thought you got upset with us over the NR post. LOL
Nice! Thank you! ♥
There is also one (can't remember if 'Kristen' is in the pic), but it was during the feud with church lady. Either Marcela or FB posted it mid thread... or maybe there are more than one...
UNF! That is one of them!
I'll keep my eye out for new ones as well. You know there will be many more, what with all the new Fifty fans that are sure to be cuming out of the "wood" works.
I don't know if it's on urban dic cause FB came up with it one day! lol. I'm off to look it up!
I'd be willing to help with that!!!
LMAO you got it down don't ya! lol.
I will really fucking get mad if iTunes Canada doesn't get this fucking movie. I probably won't be able to come on here because I'll be in a jealous rage of all of you lucky bitches!
mmmm Aurora have I told you how much I love you? The smirk in the last picture on his fingers sticking out of his jeans pocket.... UNF!!!! Plus he has sex hair going on..... Oh fuck me! The things this man does to us!
mmmm I know the things he should be doing with that tongue.....
I fucking LOVE the new banner!!!!
Just another Marcela masterpieces. She so fuckin' rocks it out hard!
LOVE YOU MARCELA!!! ♥♥♥
Loving the new banner! SO hot and sexy!!! Totally us BTB's!!!
If it isn't, it should be!
I should have known FB was responsible! lol
I love the new banner!!!
It isn't I looked, on there it means beneath ass tan line?!?! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BATL
I found a couple from January BTB posts (the last is the funniest manip I have ever seen):
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DnFFzkHlhAg/Tv2u7gkv5qI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/S-j6UImjnU4/s400/tumblr_lkysjtfDFm1qc0rv7o1_500.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bYOd_eIfgI4/TwcDxMnsjJI/AAAAAAAAAwI/_VKHJGKWfLU/s400/wg.jpg
http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/193/4128/original.jpg
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