It's time we stop shitting rainbows and get our heads back in the gutter where it belongs!
No more hearts and pink butterflies... at least for today! LOL
So for that reason, I present to you...
POLL TIME!!!
Ok bitches, get your brains to work and tell me:
What does Rob calls his MonsterCock?!?
You must use the word(s) and then use it in a sentence.
Keep it dirty, of course ;)
Here is your inspiration below...
32 comments:
Example: "The one eyed snake"
"Oh yeeeeeah... suck my one-eyed-snake you whore"
LOL!!!!! You get the idea!
"Kristen's toy"
"I'm going to stick Kristen's toy in every one of her holes tonight."
"Sweet cock"
"Star4 is going to suck my sweet cock better than anyone ever has, then I'm going to blow my wad down her throat and she will suck and lick me clean."
I can't stop laughing..... someone responded to me over at robsessed, she re-coined my acronym to Public Display of Forehead kissing. *gags*
Please woman, don't defile my pornography with something sweet and cute. I so wanted to respond with anger, but I bit my lip... or fingers, or whatever.
Do you know how honored I am that you used my PDF? I am so warm and tingly right now. ♥♥♥
My head is back down in Rob's lap..... I mean 'gutter'...... Right where it belongs.
Thank you for the distraction Marcela. ;)
"cherry popping cock"
Rob's cherry popping cock will Pop you till you can't pop no more!
LMFAO!!!!!!
How dare she!!!!! *gasp* We must fight for perversion! It's all we have left!!!
ALL BTB's Inventions are used here! WITH PRIDE!!!!!
Nah, tell the twat that I she wants to use PDF SHE USES IT RIGHT OR NOT AT ALL!
WE Fucking love PDF!!!! and we love you! You evil genius!
WORD!!
LOL!!!!
I fucking love my BTBs!!!!
*glup*
Jesus Star... *fans self*
You are making me all hot and bothered! LOL
UNF, there is something about Cherry popping that makes me all tingly... *groans*
Anytime my darling!!!!
No BTB will ever be sad!!!! We aim to please miss Star, laters baby
I'm very partial to this one. Mainly because it's in my name. *huge grin*
"THE COOTER INTRUDER"
Just when Kristen thinks Rob is done fucking her. He grabs her! Throws her on the bed, spreads her eagle and in the best Fifty impersonation he rams his COOTER INTRUDER inside her again and again until she explodes all over his PUSSY PLUNGER!
I added a 2nd one just for fun. Who doesn't love a good pussy plunger??
That's alot cherries, HO!
http://www.math.byu.edu/~jeffh/mathematics/games/cherry/cherry2.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking love it! for the price of one! LOL
Fucking love the Pussy Plunger!!!!
And the Cooter Intruder *wiggles eyebrows* it feels very very personal RAWR!!!!
I love the bottom of the pic:
"WARNING: Choking hazard"
Yeah, we'll take out chances... LOL!!!!!!!!!
"Personal" is my middle name.
Actually it's, FUCK ME NOW ROB, I BEG YOU but you know what I mean.
Those cherries will choke you up if you're not careful.
CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB!
THANK YOU MARCELA!!! You saved me....I was worried about myself there for a few hours...I was so sad and happy from their PDF...I was like a fembot ready to pop.
I'm back...but now I can't think of what I was gonna say cuz i'm distracted by the above picture....that's without a fucking doubt the hottest sex face I've ever seen in my life.
I love the gif too! It's supper hot... but he does look like he's in pain!
Ok, which one of you bitches was biting Rob's cock?! LOL
We said, NO TEETH!
"Have ya, grab ya til you're sore!"
(reminds me of Runaways and "RV") LOL!
Zipperpocalypse
The Belly Tickler
Seventh Heaven - I'm assuming he's at least 7 inches ;) - It explains why Stewy twitches the way she does.
Bone-Her
A little pain never hurts anyone...spoken like a true 50 fan lol
Do blue-stringed tampons make you tingly as well?
LOL!
So, I just googled PDF and that acronym has already been used for foreplay. But that's ok, I'll take credit for it because I didn't know it existed, and in my head I made it up. ;)
Okay here is another one with GIF included that I think will make everyone crazy!
***evil smirk***
"Deep Throat My Cock"
Rob says "Deep Throat My cock you filthy dirty BTB whore or else its my twitchy cock that is going in that fine ass of yours! Your Choice!"
BTB says "Can't I have both???"
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jfu9TMFW1qb9jcko2_250.gif
Yes I'm fucking on fire from all this hotness today!
"Anaconda"
I'm gonna fuck you hard and ur never going to forget my Anaconda
Ok I'm back now that is a nice "I'm cumming" shot!! of durob
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So by this, we can say f0r sure, he started boning her in Twilight...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2vprVBQr1Q
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