Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The Bitches are BAAAACK!

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO OUR WORLD??!!

See what happens when we go MIA for a year??!!

 






 And we never did a BTB review of Fifty Shades of Grey
(MeganBTB, you can skip this part. lol)








I am ashamed of myself for my behavior.

I deserve to have my BTB card suspended.


 BUT....
Let's forgive ourselves and move forward because we have A LOT to catch up on.

HOLY FUCK BALLS DO WE EVER!

Missed you bitches HARD!
xoxo

38 comments:

  1. It's been so long I have completely forgotten how to post gods 😭😭😭 lol

    Let me try that again!
    Here is my review of Fifty
    http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/19b-matt-bomer.gif

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  2. This is karma bitch slapping us...HARD. Lesson learned, Karma!

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  3. Next thing we know, Nikki Reed is gonna divorce her fugly loser husband and get together with Damon Salvatore... Wait what?

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  4. Don't feel bad I had to wear my special hoodie while making the post because I was so confused!

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  5. We're back. I can finally breath again. There are no words to how much I missed my girls, my true partners in crime for life.

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  6. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 22, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    Yessssss, the Bitch is Back! I missed you! So much to catch up on.

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  7. It may take a few months to totally catch up. FUUUUN! And yes Deebert is still alive😂

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  8. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 22, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    My review of Fifty? Well, let's just say I have more nekkid pics Jamie Dornan than I ever thought I would have!

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  9. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 22, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    I have some to post but can't get my damn twi-pad to move fast enough! I think there's too many gif's, it can't keep it up!

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  10. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 22, 2015 at 9:11 AM

    So who thought Rob would go for a little swirl? I never saw that cumming!

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  11. She is a strange beauty. And she is talented. But she has our man.....so I hate her. lol j/k

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  12. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 22, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    I would like to try fucking him better than her sometime! LOL! Give me Two Weeks Rob! Two Weeks!

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  13. I think Rob had a little taste of chocolate during the filming of Cosmopolis. And he liked it!

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  14. Nothing wrong with getting the fever for the flava. Mine would be Shemar Moore. I'm wet just thinking about that tall glass of sexy!

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  15. You're a BTB! It would only take a minute or two to change his mind. lol

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  16. Jamie is waiting for us ladies!

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  17. I would suck his dick through the underwear! My lust is real. 😏

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  18. Yeah baby😍😍. Mine would be Idris Elba. He could talk me into an orgasm

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  19. Well let's make it easier for you, love

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  20. Anybody read any good smut lately? I'm reading Captivated by You - I love me some Gideon Cross

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  21. I'm trying to read the first Outlander. I'm on chapter 23... thankfully hockey season is over and dance season will soon be done so I'll have a bit more free time!

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  22. I've missed my BTBs... Facebook isn't the same as our little heaven here! Can't wait to read all the crazy posts! I have to go get my son pain meds and pick Alie up from my moms but I'll be back BTBs!

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  23. Well if it makes you feel better I still don't know how to post gifs... I am a natural blonde though so thats my excuse!

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  24. Haven't read any but have been writing some. 😁

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  25. Let's admit it. Facebook is a glorified net nanny who always slaps our tits for going to far. FUCK UNFACEBOOK! I'm going to stem cell grow a dick just so FB can suck it! 😂

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  26. And we can't wait to read it! I might skip over the smut though.... lol.

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  27. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 23, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Rob says: Good morning my loves!

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  28. Take the pic. Leave the man!

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  29. IheartLMC*BTB4everApril 27, 2015 at 7:28 PM

    Where are my fellow bitches? Did everyone have a good weekend?

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  30. IheartLMC*BTB4everMay 5, 2015 at 10:00 PM

    Fucking sexy as hell! I really want to know what he is saying to her and how is she still standing!!!!

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