So, I just stumble upon this piece of shitte on tumblr...
My first thought is... WTF?!
But my first reaction is more like
and then,
and finally
WHOEVER MADE THIS,
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU:
*BTW, I'll hate Nick Cage as FIFTY as much as I hate this bitch...
nah, not that much...
I've my heart set on Snooki and The Situation for Ana and Christian... classy like, you know!
ReplyDeleteOr this cast might work!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m828oaKkc91romq0yo1_500.jpg
Lol!! Btw my lovely ladies just heard that godly Rob and scanky K -HO will both be attending BD2 premiere together and will be giving joint interviews!!!! Shudder!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat should be interesting! Did you see that Rob and K-Whoresten will be co-presenters at the MTV Music Awards on 9/6?
ReplyDeleteDon't ruin FSoG for me as well! LOL
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I hope he has a sweet smelling BTB finger - waving it near her face.
ReplyDeleteBALT!!! Whoresten!!!
ReplyDeleteI heard the MTV one was cancelled! But Red carpet aside, I cannot believe how the interviews are going to go!!! Although our Rob would shine through :) and K Slut can go fuck herself!!!
Haha! Hopefully! I hope he doesn't take her back...he deserves so much better...
ReplyDeleteagree....1000%
ReplyDeletehe is a class act
real fifty talk...what about Rob (cg of course) and Mila Kunis???? looking for a pretty ana
ReplyDeleteNicolas Cage has old balls! What in the actual fuck was whoever made this thinking? And Miranda Cosgrove?...Nah!
ReplyDeleteI'm putting my foot down! Ain't no way in HELL!
Was it cancelled? Good!
ReplyDeleteI think Kristen will be awkward and weird as usual on the carpet but I think Rob is going to be his alluring self...as usual! Mmm.mmm..good!
BATL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to go for old balls, let's make it more realistic...Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart....he obviously knows how to manipulate a situation to his benefit (wow...did I just write that???)
ReplyDeleteInteresting. My opinion is:
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I just threw up in my mouth. lol
ReplyDeleteHe's gotta be like 50ish, right? Mayb he's younger and just looks oooooold.
ReplyDeleteahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYUCKY YUCKY YUCKY!!
ReplyDeleteFuck must have been soe old hags who did that shit! YUCKY!
I think so. He's not even sexy! I'm soooo calling CPS for Miranda!
ReplyDeleteI love that you used a Barney/NPH gif for this!
ReplyDeleteIcky! I hope he sits a good distance away from her.
ReplyDeleteFar from! I ain't happenin', yo!
ReplyDeleteI hope he's like "Ten feet away from me, bitch. Ten feet!"
ReplyDeleteSimulated Suicide was the only form of expression for my opinion and Barney does it perfectly. lol
ReplyDelete*fist pumps*
ReplyDeleteI have to say, I'm really diggin' this who gansta side of you, yo!
ReplyDeleteGot a grill yet?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmy9v43Z0v1qi74e8o1_250.jpg
10 ft? You know how big his dick is! That will still put him near her. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I have a friend in college with me who's worse. We're both whiter than fucking white. Too white to be talking like that but we still do it.
ReplyDeleteRight, sorry! How could I forget something so precious? Okay then he should be like distance, bitch, distance!
ReplyDeleteI do it. Shows that you have swag.
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83gsxiOib1rcdj0go2_500.gif
LMFAO! Have I told you lately how much I love you???
ReplyDeleteI would kill a bitch for you.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m750qxgGdJ1qkls9mo1_250.gif
Fuck yes! LOL 21 Jumpstreet!
ReplyDeleteAww! I serenaded y'all with some Rod last night on some post.
ReplyDeleteFor you.
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Oh my God, quit it! You're gonna kill me!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteSeriously! What would you do if you were in that situation?
ReplyDeleteI would be nibbling on his hammock.
ReplyDeleteLMAO *picturing that*
ReplyDeleteMe 2
ReplyDelete*Mind wanders to Bomerland!*
ReplyDeleteLoves it!
ReplyDelete*ran out of room below*
ReplyDeleteBOMERLAND! Entrance in the exit!
Me too. I have two lands in my mind. Pattinsonland & Bomerland.
ReplyDeleteBut really who do you guys want to see play Christian & Ana? I have several possible contenders in my head playing 50 :D... But I wanna know what you guys feel! And yes Matt Bommer will be a good choice :D
ReplyDeleteHere we go!
ReplyDeleteRob is #1 choice, Henry Cavill is my #2....and that's my list for CG.
I have to completely start over for Ana. Kristen was my only choice before but now I don't want to even want to hear her mumble the words Fifty.
Here's some videos that helped convince us that HC could do Fifty proudly.
ReplyDeleteBrace yourself, BTB!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgrRNZJxJbc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H699qRoxqUk
Lol! Kristin was my choice too :( but off course not anymore! Rob is definately #1.. Ummm, Caville! To think about it, it isnot too bad!!!! Anyway my original #2 is Ian Smolderhalder!
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK!!!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!.. I just need to take a break.....
ReplyDeleteOMG!! I love this GIf. love NPH
ReplyDeleteROB, ROB AND ROB. :D
ReplyDeleteIam starting to like this guy
ReplyDeleteYep. You have BTB blooding running all through your veins.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/01/kristen-stewarts-inbox-leaked_n_1730352.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular check this out!!! Bahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteAh I picture him when I read the book :D
ReplyDeleteYeah I am back now.. Phew! That was something.... No wonder SM thought of him as Edward Cullen when she wrote Twilight...
ReplyDeleteMuhahahahahahahaha!!!!! Tom Cruise wants her in church!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously speaking girl needs Jesus!
OMG! I gotta post this!!!!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU! FUCKING HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteGotta give ol' Twinkie Queen credit, he's fuck hot! Bitch has good taste but anyone that's insides is actually twinkie cream should have good taste. ☺
ReplyDeleteI agree....
ReplyDeleteOh you have no idea how much I love you for saying MB should play CG!
ReplyDeleteI thought u would!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was the BEST laugh I've had all week. So fucking funny! Thank you again for sharing! BTBs are the best at finding things!!!
ReplyDeleteBut there was one problem. I really should follow the NO DRINKING & NO EATING while reading rule. I was snacking on some chex mix and I still have a pretzel or chex square lodging in my nostril. So worth it!
X♥X♥X♥
Got you a new MB bestie!!!! WOO HOOOOO!
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DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you want to be buried? LOL
ReplyDeleteOh it's so hard to decide! Do you have any idea how grateful I am to you for sending me MB gifs? *humps FB's leg*
ReplyDeleteWants some MB tongue action? Here ya go!
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Want some more shirtlest MB action? Here ya go!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7tzawFZQM1rpwd9j.gif
Loves ya, BTB! ♥
*ovaries explode*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteWe are the worse offenders!!! LOL
LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUNF!!!
ReplyDeleteHot SOB!
UNF Ian *humps screen*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDelete*gags*
Nasty but funny!
I love Mila! I have a girl crush on her! lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH MELL!!!! Just when I thought THAT ^ was the worse, YOU COME UP WITH THIS!!!! LOL
I know!!!! IAN!!!! Hotness galore!!!
ReplyDeletexx
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ReplyDeleteShe's hot as hell!
ReplyDeleteFuckin' A!
ReplyDeleteHOT GSOB!
I've had to switch to sippy cups when I'm on here! You don't want to know how many straws I've swallowed. My a-hole looks like a porcupine.
ReplyDeleteThat's KK!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat sounds about right. *goes to change panties quietly*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteTrue. True. True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!