Sunday, August 12, 2012

MIDNIGHT SUN - FAKE NEWS

I'm sure many of you have seen pictures and tweets everywhere that "Midnight Sun" will be released on 2013.

Well FB and I took a long scary journey to uncover the untold & ugly truth.


What we discovered was HORRIBLE!!!!

Not only our chubby bunny twinkie queen
 DOES NOT have Instagram to have been able to post this picture


But she has NO DATE WHATSOEVER to even finish "Midnight Sun"








Apparently she's too busy with her known hobby, and working hard in her newest project.











Let me just give a quick THANKS to FB, for dragging my ass back to Las Vegas...
I was taking our discovery a bit hard.

80 comments:

  1. This is not personal SM, but I hate you, you bitch.
    Finish the book already you fat cow, and stop playing with my feelings

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kbcfrYz11qh6cx2.png

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  2. OH MY!!! LMAO..histerical...

    but seriously, this woman cannot pic little money she has and pay some people to make her loss some weight??????????????????????w

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  3. LOL!!!!

    I'm glad we gave you chuckle! 

    But yeah, seriously! she needs to watch her weight, I can smell her diabetes. I if you listen closely we can hear her arteries closing LOL

    Too mean? Nah! 

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  4. JIMD-Twifan since 2007-BTBAugust 12, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    Awww! It was all rumours?! :( She was getting so much better at writing and Edward's point of view always seem more interesting! Also, is that picture, the official BTB uniform? 

    I guess she's too busy with her next baby, "The Host", and it's sequel. Bleh, I as a fan, do not want sequels to that. The ending was good. She should leave it there. Do not want baby pedophilia and an alien child to be out in the world. For those that have not read it, I urge you to. It starts of VERY VERY VERY slow. Like, so slow, you feel like you're Bella in New Moon when Edward leave you. Like, time stops, y'know?  But in the middle, the story gets so good, you really can't imagine it's from the same brain that created Twilight. And yes, this novel gained her some sort of respect from book readers. 

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  5. All rumors and fake accts.... Sucks ass.

    And yes, that's our Journalist uniform. So when a BTB brings us news, this is what they ll wear, you included LOL

    I read the Host, it was ok. But not my cup of tea... plus the name Wanda was like punch on the tits every time I read it, lol I fucking hated it! 

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  6. Motherfucker! God dammit woman I want to read the words of Edward! Fucking get to it. Shit!

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  7. OT: I must be 'let's fucking cheat on our bf' season! Anderson Cooper's bf was caught macking on another dude in a park in New York. JMFC!

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  8. Damn straight!!!!

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  9. We have a new rumor to check on too! (for me at least) My girlfriend said she heard ELJ is writing Fifty from Christian's perspective. I went to her website and other people have asked there and talked about it. No definite answer though... I would to read 50 Christian style, and hope this to be true one day! :)

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  10. So maybe he'll want Rob on his show to compare notes! Did you read that shit Gather posted about Rob being bisexual and having flings with PFach and Kellen? I smell some lawsuits brewing....people need to shut the fuck up and the media needs to stop reporting shit stories just for hits...

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  11. I think that ones true. We know she gets all her ideas from SM so why wouldn't she?

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  12. Stop being a dirty hold out woman and finish that book. I couldn't give a flying fuck about the Host. Just give us what we waaaaaaant!

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  13. BolansCatBlack (Joan)August 13, 2012 at 4:53 AM

    Off topic,but I can't remember if I ever posted this......just unhhhhhhh. I want Robbie to do this to all of us pervy girlies...but me first. Heehee. Look at that spittle.....it makes me all tingly in the right places.. Greatest manip ever. Enjoy ladies.....you may require extra batteries for this one....or your hubbies  jaws will be worn out. One of my faves.

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  14. What jumps out at me? that unflattering dress she's wearing. Her boobs are just pushed  together then her big ass hips

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  15. JESUS CHRIST! OUR TITS! TITS AND GUNS???!!! We're the NRA's dream cum true!

    Mama always said, if your tits are bigger than your head then you should be able to make some money with them!

    Marcela, time to make some $$$! LOL

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  16. Oh my God, are you guys looking at the Cosmopolis premiere pics? Rob looks fucking delicious!

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  17. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    Yes so fucking hot he looks! UNF!

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  18. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 5:14 PM

    http://www.robstendreams.com/


    They have tons of HD pics! Drooling over here!

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  19. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    Helloooooo???? Check ur iPod and emails please......

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  20. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    Damn! 

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  21.  He looks so gorgeous! But he looks really tired. Let's snag him and have a sleepover! *wink..wink..nudge..nudge*

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  22. I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U!
    I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U!
    I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U!
    I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U! I ♥ U!

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  23. We know how to nurse him back to health.

    HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89rjcmy4o1qdyyi3.gif

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  24. We'll start off with MG and the go into KoL - Sex on Fire!

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  25.  Ur avi is FUCKING KILLING ME!

    And I FUCKING LOVE IT!

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  26. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 5:51 PM

    Super scrumptious!

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  27.  *looks down at cooter*

    Yep. He killed her.

    BUT IT'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8otfkK8M51raeu2vo1_400.gif

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  28. lol I just wanna see his Daily Show interview tonight!

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  29. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    less than 2 hrs left here in the East Coast! :)

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  30. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 6:22 PM

    OMFG tongue porn!

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  31. HOLY FUCK!!!

    Slap me with a sparkly dildo I'm a goner

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  32. Fuck yes! 

    LOL

    Tits & Guns can be in our business cards 

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  33. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 6:55 PM

    fucking everything about him makes me *die* over and over again!

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  34. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 6:59 PM

    here u go!

    http://juliasplayground.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/sparkly-dildo.jpg

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  35. I hope that sparkly dildo is a double-headed one because I'm a goner with you!

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  36. LMFAO!!!!! who are we kidding, every single one we own its a double head *wiggles eyebrows* LOL

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  37. LOL!!!!! My Aurora to the rescue!!! now slap my but too!!! LOL

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  38. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 13, 2012 at 7:26 PM

    as you wish!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsmd8lvF331qctsz3.gif

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