Saturday, August 4, 2012

Edward Cullen's "Google it"

Happy Saturday Bitches!!!!



Welcome to this new space! 








Let's see what our reliable friend google 
brings us today!

*Sobs* 

I've never wanted to have sex with a fictional character before, but I just wanna cuddle  Edward Cullen's cold stone-like cadaverous body next to my warm bosoms, have him empale me with his frozen pole and sparkle all over me...

I love you Edward Cullen!!! BITE ME!!!


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50 comments:

  1. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 5:57 AM

    Happy Saturday BTB's!

    Gotta love Google!

    And I agree about Edward! :)

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  2. bobannaAugust 4, 2012 at 5:58 AM

    That used to be a group / page on Facebook! Back in the day when pages existed? I'm talking Twilight original days 2008. My boyf caught me reading it. Suffice to say he has been giving me shit ever since. Little does he know I now have far more trouble dealing with the fact that Robert Pattinson could be SINGLE... Holy shit how is that man going to appear in public as a single available man? It was bad enough when he was off the market FFS...

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  3. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 6:31 AM

    What's there to deal with? Lol. EC is't real but Rob is. I can so deal with that! 

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  4. Ishi17August 4, 2012 at 7:45 AM

    Ah! It would have been great I'd Edward was real...but to be honest Rob did manage to keep the genuine Edward persona in his real life..you know the fact that he was sweet and was completely smitten with his girlfriend :)

    On a completely different note I was on another twilight fan website and I cannot tell you how charming they are!!! They are completely tearing each other apart!!! Lol! It is so entertaining!!!

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  5. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 7:57 AM

    Oh man! 
    I know, I don't go out much from this site for the same reason. Bitches hate BTBs! LOL they call us sinners... whatevs

    But aren't we the ones getting along? I hate it that they take everything so seriously, they all need to take a bottle of chill pills!

    Love you momma!
    I'm happy you found us, you were a lost BTB!

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  6. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    Dude Seriously!

    If I ever meet Rob, you'll need a spatula to separate me from humping his leg, shit just got real! LOL

    BTW Welcome!!

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  7. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    I know!!!! I'm re-reading Twilight (i know) just because  have the time lol, and Shit FUCKING LOVE EDWARD!!!!! 

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  8. Ishi17August 4, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    Love you too BTB :) *hugs*
    I cannot tell you how happy I am to find you guys here!!! I wish it had been sooner :( LOVE MY BTB BITCHES!!! BTB for life!!!!

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  9. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Tru dat girlfriend!

    We have single Rob o drool about now! LOL

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  10. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 8:12 AM

    Whoop whoop!

    *smooch and boobie honks*

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  11. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 8:22 AM

    I'm in a book club with some ladies I met at EL James book signing I went to so whenever you want some new shit to read, let me know.

     I know I already sent you some books to read thru email!  IF it gets too much just let me know!LOVE YA BTB!!!

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  12. Ishi17August 4, 2012 at 8:31 AM

    *hugs hugs*

    (just like my BFF and I used to say)

    Let the rocky mountains meet again!!

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  13. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 8:36 AM

    Never!!! Keep em' coming! I'm always looking for new stuff, you know im a psycho and read like 3-4 books a week!!! LOL

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  14. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 8:41 AM

    Just sent u a recommendation on Goodreads.com! It is a good one!

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  15. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    O/T: I vote we have a post about this...

    http://robertpattinsonwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robert-pattinson-baby-3.jpg

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  16. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 9:39 AM

    Yooooooooooooooohooooooooooo FB, donde esta?  It's time for booby honks!

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  17. KarenAugust 4, 2012 at 10:20 AM

    Edward Cullen...what every girls fantasies are made of...

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  18. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    You mean this?

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ikqpXG6i1r76he7o1_500.gif

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  19. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 10:57 AM

    UNF! Never saw this pic before but this is when I fell in love with Rob! VF photo shoot for Twilight!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88cx2aCwy1r82yy7o2_1280.jpg

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  20. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    UNF fuck me!!!!!!! *faintz*

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  21. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    Stalker tendencies an all, I fucking love him!!!!

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  22. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 11:10 AM

    She's still wrapped up in her sheets moaning and dirtyDreaming of Edward LOL

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  23. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    LOL!!!!!


    I love me some boobies honks!!!!!

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  24. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Exactly!

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  25. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Oh God! *ovaries cries*

    I wanna have his child and I want him to like this younger Rob!!!!

    *wails*

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  26. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Someone slap her! lol

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  27. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    Luv ya!!!!!!! 

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  28. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 11:17 AM

    This cute lil baby boy turned into one sexy motherfucker

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  29. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 11:22 AM

    this one will make u really faint!

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m87dxycIFe1qbnvlgo1_500.gif

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  30. K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦August 4, 2012 at 11:26 AM

    Mmmmm...

    He captured me when he walked into that damn cafeteria! And then when he fixed Bella's dent with his bare hand, and then when he threw her back in the bed, and then when he dipped her down at prom and kissed her neck instead of biting it...lol...and he hasn't let me go since! Then I read those damn Twilight books and also fell for the lopsided-grinned sparkeler! Sheesh, I'm easy!!!! Lol

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  31. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    Yes Cafeteria scene is the best introduction to Edward. As for Rob, he caught my eye as super sexy when I saw this pic:

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  32. KarenAugust 4, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    Me too! I saw the movie after it was on DVD then read the books and lusted after him even more (hmmm...maybe that was just Rob instead?)...I FUCKING LOVE ME A VAMPIRE...or just the actor whom plays him!

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  33. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    Luv ya more! :*

    Did u get my email I sent this morning to you with a bunch of books to read attached? let me know! :)

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  34. Aurora23❤BTB❤®August 4, 2012 at 11:49 AM

    A FUCKING MEN!

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  35. KarenAugust 4, 2012 at 11:51 AM

    I didn't see this till later. The first magazine I bought with his picture on it was the 2009 GQ issue...fucking hot as hell!

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  36. KarenAugust 4, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    TONGUE PORN!

    HE DOES IT SO WELL...

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  37. KarenAugust 4, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Awww....if only....

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  38. KarenAugust 4, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    GAH...he is in big trouble as a single man....better carry more condoms than Zac Efron at a movie screening...

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  39. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    of course you do *honk honk*

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  40. ♥K~K♥BTB♥Peace.Love.Pattinson♥August 4, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    We could if FB would come out from wherever the fuck she is! lol Or maybe Marcela could do it. i'd blow that post up!

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  41. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    LMFAO!!!!!!

    Better safe than sorry! there are BTB all over the world! LOL!!!

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  42. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    Oh Girl! I'm so there with you!!! 

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  43. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 4, 2012 at 12:16 PM

    Ask and you shall receive!

    Check the new post! <3

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  44. bobannaAugust 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM

    Thanks! I just got home frm seeing Magic Mike and my boy is out for the night (his loss!!!) so naturally i came here for some Rob instead lol

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  45. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBAugust 4, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Me with Jasper Hale. Goddamn Stephenie Meyer and her male characters. -_-. 

    It's as though she created male characters in her book for everyone. Like, all those women that ever DENIED ever wanting to have a male character be real from Stephenie  Meyer's books, be it Twilight or The Host, you need to get checked. 

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  46. K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦August 4, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    :D and then the pics just kept cuming and cuming and cuming!!!

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  47. K2☼_Cosmo♥BD2♀MB♠TRvr♣Maps♦August 4, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    I loved that when I read the books Rob was Eddie through the entire series!!! I've gobbled up so many vamp stories since! :)

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  48. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB®August 5, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    The first time I saw Rob in Twilight I was like...


    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m896zzEhIN1r8swqdo1_500.jpg

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  49. Marcela♥Airhumps♥Hard4Rob-BTB®August 5, 2012 at 4:57 PM

    LMFAO!!!

    Its that a double hole toaster? You dirty woman, that's why I love you! LOL

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  50. ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB®August 5, 2012 at 5:08 PM

     You know me when it cums to Rob. I'm always OPEN...anytime...ANYWHERE.

     I might cry at first but it will be tears of pleasure. ☺

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