Jackson Rathbone is now a DILF!!!!
Congrats to one of our favorite vamps!
Dear Jacksper, if you liked it, I offer you the position of BTB BABY DADDY!!
Just trash the wig...
Proud Daddy Tweeted the news:
"Thank you ALL for the love & support! Sheila & I couldn't be happier to have such a beautiful, healthy baby boy, Monroe Jackson Rathbone VI, Feeling so blessed! What an amazing day! Love and respect, Bone Daddy."
Baby was born at 9:43 a.m., weighing in at 8 pounds, 11 ounces.
That's a BIG baby!
I hope she had a c-section... if not Jackson may be having the "Hot dog down the hallway- Sex experience" LOL J/K~
Congrats again Bone Daddy!!
We Love You!
Awwwwwww.....yes def a DILF for sure!
ReplyDeleteHe can Bone Daddy us BTB's anytime!
Perfect name they picked.
ReplyDeleteBut is it wrong that I would still try to fuck him and take him away from his gf and child? I totally would. No shame. No remorse. Total BTB I am.
Seriously! no shame! and I trying to be nice, but his GF is a hot fucking mess...
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ARGH Fucking disqus! Why are you such a dick!
ReplyDeleteDisqus is fucking my pictures!!!
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ReplyDeleteAnd to think! You actually got to TOUCH THAT MAN and get a pic with him. I still have fantasies about that pic and that's one dreamy threesome I have OFTEN. LOL
ReplyDeleteHoly Fuck Balls! That bitch looks like Katy Perry/Smurfette's "special needs" cousin.
ReplyDeleteWHY, BONER, WHY???!!!!!
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Is that his gf? Did she and her twat-twin set themselves on fire when Boner performed with 100 Monkeys?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I wish I had gone to a concert. I would drenched that bitch in gasoline and lit my joint on her.
No hard feelings. Peace. L♥ve. Twilight.
It's horny. You've been gone all weekend. Disqus missed you. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh I know!! *Wails*
ReplyDeleteI wish he would've picked me!!!! LOL
Seriously... WTF Rathboner!!!
ReplyDeleteRumor has it, his family doesn't approve... wonder why?
She is nasty looking! Yuck! Hopefully Jackson's genes take over his son and he grows up to be a handsome man!
ReplyDeleteYou know you would've had to have me as your live-in nanny, right? BATL
ReplyDeleteHe's with a Smurf on crack. I don't approve and I have broad-range of sick fuckery in my head that I do approve of.
ReplyDeleteWTF is that??? It is one thing to be a nasty bitch but not LITErALLY nasty!
ReplyDeleteSHe must give good head if he stuck with her!
wow. Let's just hope she removes the heart pasties before breast feeding. And cleaning up all the cum from the passerby guys might be a good idea as well.
ReplyDeleteI just got herpes looking at her. She's a total scab.
That's Jackson's GF to you! Eeekkk!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHOT.FUCKING.MESS
LOL!!!! Indeed it has to be MEGA-FUCKED.UP for us not to approve!!
ReplyDeleteI just got back from watching 'Cosmopolis'! Ahhhh......
ReplyDeleteIt was so good! Rob was really awesome! I really enjoyed the movie! It's so much better than Bel Ami in my opinion!
What really got on my nerves were the fucking teenage girls who were sitting a few seats away from me. They were giggling and talking through the whole movie and in the end they said :''Oh, I didn't understand a thing'. Well, fucking duh! If would have shut your mouth maybe you would understand it. Why even bother paying for tickets if you don't want to follow the gist of the movie! They were obviously not there for Rob otherwise it would have been enough just to sit there and look at his face for 2 hours!
Oh I'm so jealous!
ReplyDeleteBur not about the airheads! ARGH
I hate them~
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteTWAT TWIN!!!
I'm still processing the movie! LOL
ReplyDeleteThere was a lot of talk about finance and stuff but you don't really have to know about it to understand the movie! It's so different but good! Rob's acting improved since Bel Ami.
It's out in August for you, right?! Can't wait for you to see it.
I kinda feel bad for Jackson... he has worse taste than Kellan in women!
ReplyDeleteDUDE!!
File that bitch in the SM/CH/MR folder.
ReplyDeleteThe lengths a guy will go to get a haircut. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteYou needed me or Marcela there. We can be loud and obnoxious all fucking day but let a bitch try and ruin our experience? OH HELL NO. Not on our clock.
ReplyDeleteI love going to the movies but some bitches try and test us. I remember this guy kept bumping the back of my seat. You know me I had to say something before the movie began. I stood up and turned and asked him if he was planning on doing that through the whole movie and if so I should just go ahead and break his knee caps. He shot me a snide grin and I starred him dead in his fucking face. And after I sat my sexy ass back down he and his whore moved about 5 seats down. TA-DAAAA!
ReplyDeleteWe need to design and patent a BTB-IN-A-BAG. It's a BTB that comes out and fucks a cunt up if needed at any time.
Only seemed fitting for the pic. LOL
ReplyDeleteIKR. WTF??!! Is Rob the only Twi-guy with any taste? We know he almost went down the wrong path (NR) but thank fuck his senses kicked in and now he's in pussy paradise.
ReplyDeleteI thought you say cock.... LOL
ReplyDelete*Gags*
ReplyDeleteI hope he didn't stick in NR's dead hole!
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget herpe queen NR LOL!!!
Oh please, never! I just cleaned it!! I wouldn't let some popcorn munchin' troll get on a BTB dick. Not only is it hard to polish but the wait-list to replace one takes forever!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think so. From the pix we've seen he seems to be FULLY intact. It shows no signs her her wolf-monkey juices..aka battery acid. ☺
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is in her own file!
ReplyDeleteHer file is orange with this logo on it. It's the same logo that's been stamped on all her panties.
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Dude, that would have been awesome! I tried to shush them one time and they were silent for like 5 minutes and then began giggling again. Ugh
ReplyDeleteThere was a man sitting right next to them and he didn't say anything. Also their stupid comments. 'What's a prostate?' 'Oh no, that woman is naked, that's too much'.......I don't know why they even wanted to see the movie! Stupid teenagers!
I really do wish we all lived close-by. I'd rather be kicked out of a theater for beating a bitch down then having my movie experience ruined.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine if all of us rolled up to see BD2 or FS0G.
HOLY FUCK BALLS!
OMG <333
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We just need to figure out how to teleport and the rest is a party.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see this movie! I know it's going to be good!
ReplyDeleteAs far as the finance/accounting part of the movie, I will totally get it since I use to work in Finance and accounting for 17 years. It is Boring but can be interesting at times.......but yeah who am I kidding that movie is all about drooling over Rob! :p
I had the same problem with Tweens watching twilight and swath!