When I first heard we were getting a 10 second teaser trailer this Tuesday (TODAY!!) I was like this.
Yes. I did the fat boy scream.
Yes. I did the fat boy scream.
Then I heard we would also be getting the FULL teaser trailer on Wednesday (Edward's birthday!!) and I was like this.
Self Explanatory.
Self Explanatory.
Enjoy the 10 second sneak peek! We'll post the full teaser when it's available tomorrow.
HOLY FUCK BALLS! Bad ass Bella all the way! I'd still want to run into her in a dark alley.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a teaser!!!
ReplyDeleteOmfg awesome! Love how Edward pics up R to hug her! So fucking cute! Wohooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteYes I screamed and squealed like a chubby wubbby
NO JOKE!
ReplyDeleteI heard you. *tee hee*
ReplyDeleteYYYEAAAA BITCHES YEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLovin me some Bella's bitch stare at the Volturi lol
FUCK ME! I'm in love with your new name.
ReplyDelete*pushes down wet panties*
IKR! This movie is going to kick ass so hard!
ReplyDeleteI just don't wear panties anymore lol
ReplyDeleteI needed an update lol...and I had to pay homage to Fifty =)
ReplyDeleteDamn! A DILF and a MILF in one family, well, fuck me! Bella is gonna be so badass!
ReplyDeleteIt's for the best. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd you did it perfectly!!!
ReplyDeleteRight...those vickies are too damn expensive to keep havin em blow off of me in shreds every time the man smiles lol....
ReplyDeleteWhat's the female equivalent of a I jizzed in my pants face haha
OMG! Are you a VS Girl also????!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you hit up the semi annual sale? I went fucking crazy!!
YESSSSS lol...it was bad...I smelled like a whore walkin out too cuz I was playing with all the scents hahhaaaa
ReplyDeleteHere ya go. The jizzed in my pants face. LOL
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Christ almighty what the fuck was that lol...I hope I don't look like that when I cum...I'd like to think of myself as having a sensual jizz face lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! I'm with ya sister!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHH
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Where is the I fucking love it button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna play this in loop ALL DAY!!!!
FUCKING COCKTEASERS, I HATE THEM... I LOVE THEM
AHHHHH
They're in Alaska in that 2nd pic aren't they???!!
ReplyDeleteIf that's you then this is me.
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It's going to be even better tomorrow!!
BAD ASS BELLA MAKES MY NIPPLES HARD~~~
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LOVES NEW NAME BTB!!! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF IS THAT!!! LOL
Not even a clit tease... more like a flicker! argh
ReplyDelete*ugly cries*
ReplyDeleteI want more!!!!
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Those babies are hard enough to rub your love button on..mmmm
ReplyDeleteAre they? I don't know! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm re-reading BD but I'm still kinda lost with the images!
In this one you can see the 2 vamps in the back, Kate and Garrett... and Garrett saying "How you doing....?" LOL
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Awwwwww
ReplyDelete*leans forward into toilet*
You make me feel so good!
Tomorrow I'm gonna be freaking out, seriously!!!
FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
These puppies can cut glass!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWELL FUCKING DONE, BILL CONDON!!!! SIR, GO AND HAVE MY MONEY!!!
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Look at that!! 10 seconds and my heart swelled up with happiness over the one book I hate! How is this even possible?! Perfect setting. Perfect make-ups. Perfect hairstyles. JUST BLOODY PERFECTION.
Although that Aro the Dracula shit is hilarious!! Other than that though http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/applause.gif
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I gotta re-read it also. They never went to Alaska, right? FUCK! And now that I look at it the exterior house looks like the Cullens.
ReplyDeleteMy mind is going a million miles per sec. I gotta let out this excitement!!
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*stands behind JIMD to hand BC wallet*
ReplyDeleteGonna be so worth it!!
LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDRACULA!!!!! *falls off chair laughing*
Screams like Hattie from Ella Enchanted. YESSSSSSSS!
ReplyDeleteYour new name.. *______*
ReplyDeleteI declare it Robproved!
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lol yessssss!
ReplyDeletePleasure spank?
ReplyDeleteI just had heart palpitations. And guess what...tomorrow is MY birthday too!! :)
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah! Get ready!
ReplyDeleteI'm lovin' the new name also! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm so excited
ReplyDeleteSounds like a plan!
ReplyDeleteRob and Mackenzie. My ovaries are toast.
ReplyDeleteThat is something I won't do... read a book just before seeing the movie... I tend to over analyze and criticize when the story is fresh in my mind. When it's been a while, some of the details are fuzzy, so when they get it wrong in the movie, I don't freak out so much. :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's what I call a teaser trailer. I got teased very thoroughly. Now give me the real one dammit! I love daddyward <3
ReplyDeleteI just saw this pic of Kristen in Australia and somehow I thought off you. ( seriously, even I freaked out)
ReplyDeleteMINI ME! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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COUNT FUCKULA! Or as I like to say Count Fuck-u-lots.
ReplyDeleteThat's actually brilliant. Because I don't want to be one of those crazy Twilight Bible Beaters who watches the movies just to find changes or mistakes. So stupid and such a fucking waste of a movie ticket!
ReplyDeleteHmm.....Maybe I'll go BD refreshed free. But I'll still shower of course. lol
I don't think he even stands tall enough to reach her who-ha. What a waste.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Seriously though... little people freak me out also. Their little hands might be the creepiest part about them. *shudders*
Gawd. I love how Rob's abs tighten in that gif. UNF!
ReplyDeleteIKR! I'm always scared that one might try and touch me! And they all seem to run really fast and they dart around. I can't handle it. NO FUCKING WAY.
ReplyDeleteYup. Must always shower before you "shower"... fresh is best! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe only time I have watched a movie directly after reading, was Twilight. I debated whether I even wanted to read the story until I found out Cedric was going to be playing this lame vampire. I was pulled into the book so hard and so fast, that I "NEEDED" to watch the movie, NOW. I don' even remember analyzing the movie that much, I was too shocked by the realization that Ced was making me soak my panties. The only thing that stood out as bothering me in the movie, was when Carlisle told Ed to stop sucking Bella's blood... that it was clean. I was like:
WHAT THE FUCK! NO ONE TELLS HIM TO STOP! HE STOPS ON HIS OWN BECAUSE HE LOVES AND CARES FOR HER, AND THAT IS THE SOURCE OF HIS WILLPOWER!
That made me SO FUCKING ANGRY! I want to know why no one has called crazy cunt, CH on that.... WHY????
I'm still in therapy over the way CH decided to have Edward "expose" himself to Bella for the first. So shitty the way she did it. It didn't POP like it did in the book.
ReplyDeleteDAMN YOU, CH!
You cunt fart whore!
He's gonna get ya
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I'll bite you!
ReplyDeleteThat was crap too. Everything about that shot was lame. No offense to Rob, but he looked like an idiot, and it was totally CH's fault. I would have been totally good with CGI , just to make him look like the bad-ass vamp he is supposed to be.
ReplyDeleteI didn't like "spider monkey" either. Ed doesn't fucking climb trees, and he would NEVER climb a tree with Bella because that could put her life in danger, or she could accidentally scratch herself, and being that early in their relationship, he may not have been able to help himself... he would have sucked her dry... like I would do with our real Rob.
UNF!
As long as you leave marks ;)
ReplyDeleteITA! CH & Summit fucked us with Twilight. Wish BC would re-do it.
ReplyDeleteI always do/will!
ReplyDelete*wink*
Fuck me! That's scary!
ReplyDeleteIt is now tomorrow so Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteBATL!
ReplyDeleteShe just found out that she's related to SM.
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