Hey lady I'll probably never see again in the ugly as maroon piece of shit car that followed me ever since I left the Walmart parking lot! Fuck you! Fuck you for making me go over the speed limit because you can't seem to stay off my motherfucking ass! Fuck you and your old ass!
Haha I love that Krisbella is draggin Robward by his pocket
OK here goes the rant:
1) mother nature: where the fuck is the heat in NY? Its motherfucking cold here. sucks too cause my daughter is growing out of her winter clothes.... 2)mother of the children I babysit for: I'm so sick of ur griping about the way ur kids treat u like crap...I can understand why...stop acting like their best friend and act like a parent. " I pick my battles" really?! seems like ur letting ur kids win these battles ALL THE TIME!! End of rant
My bitch today is that I have been sick but getting better and have had a hard time keeping up with all the Cosmopolis posts! On the upside, I'm flying to Seattle today and hope to be standing in front of ESCALA on Sunday - will send pics! Have a great weekend my BTB's...love to you all!
Can't wait for Vamp Sex! Did anyone see Kristen on the Graham Norton Show? He asked about E/B now being parents and having the duties that go with raising a vampire child...she responded with something like "no, not really, they just want to bone all the time"!!! Can't wait to see that!!!
I kind of envy you being in the cold. It's hot here in Cali, and even though I grew up here, I still can't handle it. I simply don't function in the heat. Once I start sweating, I get all sideways and moody. Yuck!
People who let their kids walk all over them... I just don't get it. Who is it helping? You as a parent? Your child? The answer is, NEITHER!
I haven't been sick, and I've been on the net plenty, and I still can't keep up with all the Cosmopolis stuff. I do think of Hanna every time I see a Berlin post though. *sigh*
I had a great day minus the weather. Rainy, humid and straight-up bullshit. SWATH is AMAZBALLS! So good! The dwarves didn't scare me as much as the fairies. Those fuckers freaked me out HARD!!
Same here with the weather! First it was warm and now it's raining and it's fucking cold. Meh
And yes, I loved the movie too! Do you mean those two fairies/alien looking creatures?! The were kind of creepy. The whole forest was like a magic mushroom trip. So many colors and animals! :-)
It was a great weather to see a movie but nothing else. My hair is a bitch with humidity and rain. I was so tempted to go into Hot Topics and get a ball cap.
YES! Those fairy creatures! They came out of the birds chests! WTF! And their little teeth! One of them had a space between the front two! FREAKY! But the movie was visually stunning. And Ravenna's costumes....omg! No words. I want the crown, I want the bad ass finger daggers!
We waited around to see if there was a sneak peek at the end of the credits but no luck. WAH!
Charlize was a great evil queen. I hated her and also felt sorry for her. What about her creepy brother Finn. He told Snowy that he always visited her when she was asleep right?! Umm, another Twilight reference? Edward watching Bella sleep! ;-DDD
ITA! I would love to see a movie about Ravenna's life. I think she turned bad by chance not by choice. The snippet of what happened to her as a child made me want to know more.
Finn said that everytime he visited her (SW) she was always awake. Right? I was cringing when he started to touch her. Nasty fucker!
Yeah, her mother basically told her that beauty means power. So she wanted to stay beautiful therefor she had to kill other people. I just remembered the scene where she ate a heart. The scene where she picked it up with her finger and ate. Eeek.
When Finn started to touch her was really creepy. I don't remember if her told her that she was always asleep or awake. Anyway. This dude. He played really well. And then the scene when the Huntsman kills him and Revenna is lying on the floor. A part of her dying too?! Damn
About "little people"? There's really no reason why I should be scared of them. But I am scared they might touch me with their little hands. That would kill me.
What happened to me in Target is what pushed me over the edge.
My bff and I was walking into Target and I turn and look behind me and a normal height guy was holding hands with a "little" woman (gf or wife, I guess). As soon as I saw her I started screaming and pawing at my bff and I attempted to climb on her back. Yes. I made a totally fool of myself and EVERYONE was looking at me and I didn't give a fuck because I was so freaked out that I had to bury my face against my bff until the "little" woman was out of site. We left immediately.
Holy moly! That sounds scary... the couple and the reaction! LOL! You realize, she doesn't need to get down on her knees, right?! Just want you to know that I would be extremely bothered by something like that as well. Maybe I shouldn't post the little people porn I stumbled across the other day. *smirk*Thank you for sharing! I have a smile plastered on my face right now! (and a little bit of bile in my throat from the image of that "wrong" couple) *wretch.... tee hee*♥♥♥♥
Also, glad you people are dragging people to watch SWATH!! It hit #1 at the Box Office there last night!!! Well done to the Robsten army!! Australia will just have to wait until 21st June. :/
167 days for vamp sex? You got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
ReplyDeleteRant over...
Okay here I go....
ReplyDeleteHey lady I'll probably never see again in the ugly as maroon piece of shit car that followed me ever since I left the Walmart parking lot! Fuck you! Fuck you for making me go over the speed limit because you can't seem to stay off my motherfucking ass! Fuck you and your old ass!
Damn, that's so far away! I wanna cry
ReplyDeleteLOLhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qrg4H3ED1qiearwo6_r1_250.png
Haha I love that Krisbella is draggin Robward by his pocket
ReplyDeleteOK here goes the rant:
1) mother nature: where the fuck is the heat in NY? Its motherfucking cold here. sucks too cause my daughter is growing out of her winter clothes....
2)mother of the children I babysit for: I'm so sick of ur griping about the way ur kids treat u like crap...I can understand why...stop acting like their best friend and act like a parent. " I pick my battles" really?! seems like ur letting ur kids win these battles ALL THE TIME!! End of rant
Postive side: glad its motherfucking friday!!!!!!
My bitch today is that I have been sick but getting better and have had a hard time keeping up with all the Cosmopolis posts! On the upside, I'm flying to Seattle today and hope to be standing in front of ESCALA on Sunday - will send pics! Have a great weekend my BTB's...love to you all!
ReplyDeleteIn Edward's defense...if I was anywhere near Kristen, I would be pussy whipped too...just sayin'!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for Vamp Sex! Did anyone see Kristen on the Graham Norton Show? He asked about E/B now being parents and having the duties that go with raising a vampire child...she responded with something like "no, not really, they just want to bone all the time"!!! Can't wait to see that!!!
ReplyDeleteRant: I want for my pussy to whip Rob.
ReplyDeleteITA! She must have one nice pussy! And that sweet, pouty mouth... all sorts of body parts must have hip whipped! UNF!
ReplyDeleteand of course, her heart, mind and soul... can't forget about those. ♥♥♥
Another BTB I'm jealous of. Hope you have a wonderful time, you lucky bitch!
ReplyDelete;)
I kind of envy you being in the cold. It's hot here in Cali, and even though I grew up here, I still can't handle it. I simply don't function in the heat. Once I start sweating, I get all sideways and moody. Yuck!
ReplyDeletePeople who let their kids walk all over them... I just don't get it. Who is it helping? You as a parent? Your child? The answer is, NEITHER!
That gif! LOL!
ReplyDelete"I'll bend over for ya! Strap one on!"
NO! NO, NO, JUST KIDDING! That would end my Robsession... knowing that he would take it in the ass. *shudders*
I haven't been sick, and I've been on the net plenty, and I still can't keep up with all the Cosmopolis stuff. I do think of Hanna every time I see a Berlin post though. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteI had a great day minus the weather. Rainy, humid and straight-up bullshit. SWATH is AMAZBALLS! So good! The dwarves didn't scare me as much as the fairies. Those fuckers freaked me out HARD!!
ReplyDeleteWe'll make it together. We just have to stay strong and use heavy duty sex toys on each other. ☺
ReplyDelete*buzz..buzz*
Same here with the weather! First it was warm and now it's raining and it's fucking cold. Meh
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I loved the movie too! Do you mean those two fairies/alien looking creatures?! The were kind of creepy. The whole forest was like a magic mushroom trip. So many colors and animals! :-)
It was a great weather to see a movie but nothing else. My hair is a bitch with humidity and rain. I was so tempted to go into Hot Topics and get a ball cap.
ReplyDeleteYES! Those fairy creatures! They came out of the birds chests! WTF! And their little teeth! One of them had a space between the front two! FREAKY! But the movie was visually stunning. And Ravenna's costumes....omg! No words. I want the crown, I want the bad ass finger daggers!
We waited around to see if there was a sneak peek at the end of the credits but no luck. WAH!
Charlize was a great evil queen. I hated her and also felt sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteWhat about her creepy brother Finn. He told Snowy that he always visited her when she was asleep right?! Umm, another Twilight reference? Edward watching Bella sleep! ;-DDD
ITA! I would love to see a movie about Ravenna's life. I think she turned bad by chance not by choice. The snippet of what happened to her as a child made me want to know more.
ReplyDeleteFinn said that everytime he visited her (SW) she was always awake. Right? I was cringing when he started to touch her. Nasty fucker!
Still no explanation, huh? *crosses arms and taps foot*
ReplyDeleteYeah, her mother basically told her that beauty means power. So she wanted to stay beautiful therefor she had to kill other people.
ReplyDeleteI just remembered the scene where she ate a heart. The scene where she picked it up with her finger and ate. Eeek.
When Finn started to touch her was really creepy. I don't remember if her told her that she was always asleep or awake. Anyway. This dude. He played really well.
And then the scene when the Huntsman kills him and Revenna is lying on the floor. A part of her dying too?! Damn
I need to see it again!
About "little people"? There's really no reason why I should be scared of them. But I am scared they might touch me with their little hands. That would kill me.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to me in Target is what pushed me over the edge.
My bff and I was walking into Target and I turn and look behind me and a normal height guy was holding hands with a "little" woman (gf or wife, I guess). As soon as I saw her I started screaming and pawing at my bff and I attempted to climb on her back. Yes. I made a totally fool of myself and EVERYONE was looking at me and I didn't give a fuck because I was so freaked out that I had to bury my face against my bff until the "little" woman was out of site. We left immediately.
Now ya now. lol
It's definitely a repeat watch and a blu ray buy! Can't wait for the blu ray release!!!! Think it will be out by September? I hope so.
ReplyDeleteAmazon says end of December for me! Meh :-/
ReplyDeleteIt can still change. We'll see
Damn. I just checked Amazon and we don't even have that. Just said I could sign up for updates.
ReplyDeleteHoly moly! That sounds scary... the couple and the reaction! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou realize, she doesn't need to get down on her knees, right?! Just want you to know that I would be extremely bothered by something like that as well. Maybe I shouldn't post the little people porn I stumbled across the other day. *smirk*Thank you for sharing! I have a smile plastered on my face right now! (and a little bit of bile in my throat from the image of that "wrong" couple) *wretch.... tee hee*♥♥♥♥
Sharing is caring when it comes to us BTBs. lol
ReplyDeletexoxo
I love sharing with you! Makes me feel warm and tingly. *wiggles eyebrows*
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
I feel exactly the same way. *wink..pinch..pinch..poke*
ReplyDelete♥♥♥
Hahaha!! Perfect gif!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, glad you people are dragging people to watch SWATH!! It hit #1 at the Box Office there last night!!! Well done to the Robsten army!! Australia will just have to wait until 21st June. :/
You all have probably already seen these, but is this NOT CG? Seriously, he has to know that he's torturing us.... and then the fingers??
ReplyDeleteYou are evil, Rob.... Evil!..... Now, bend me over and spank me and assault me with those fingers.... NOW!!!!!
http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/Movies/Cosmopolis/London/Apple%20Store/MOREHQRobertPattinsonAttheAppleQALondon1.jpg
OMG! He's doing the "two-n-the-pink-one-n-the-stink" gesture!
ReplyDeleteI wanna be his bowling ball so bad!!!
Went and saw it even though I was exhausted and looked like a fucking lobster....lol.
ReplyDeleteDid you like it? I'm going to see it again today!
ReplyDeleteI loved it and will definitely be going again! Hopefully when my sunburn is better and I'm not in so much fucking pain! lol.
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