Poor Tay-Tay! I can feel the awkwardness already... having to do all the promo tours with his baby girlfriend! LOL
All I see when I look at this pics...
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Oh Jacob!
I think I speak for many of us when I say how sorry I feel for Taylor!
Poor Tay-Tay! I can feel the awkwardness already... having to do all the promo tours with his baby girlfriend! LOL
I feel like at any moment Chris Hansen is going to show up! and then he will end up in "To Catch a Predator" at NBC LOL!!!!
All I see when I look at this pics...
is this:
Poor Tay-Tay! I can feel the awkwardness already... having to do all the promo tours with his baby girlfriend! LOL
All I see when I look at this pics...
I seriously can't understand how S. Meyer thought it would be a great idea for Jacob to imprint on baby Renesme . Why not wait until she's at least sixteen and then imprint.
ReplyDeletePoor Taylor. I would totally blame S. Meyer in every interview!
The teasing already started. From the interview: Taylor: 'Everyone likes to ease me about it. Everyone thinks it's so funny'
Rob: 'Did you ask him if his taste in women has changed?' LMAO!
Can't wait for more PedoJacob jokes!
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HOLYFUCKBALLSICAN'TSTOPLAUGHING!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you make that gif????? I FUCKING LOVE U!
LOCK UP YOUR KIDS! THE WOLF IS OUT OF THE BAG!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteRun Renenenenenenensme RUN!!!!
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Where doyou bitches find these things???!! HOLY FUCK!
ReplyDelete:DDDDD
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't! I found it yesterday on tumblr while looking for funny baby gifs!
Yep.
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And again....yep.
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I can't.......LMFAO
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Just google Pedobear!
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That gif had me BATL x2. I'm now flat chested.
ReplyDeleteFuck the like button for this post. Where's the FUCKING LOVE button???!!!
ReplyDelete*looks over at Marcela*
THERE IT IS!
*evil grin*
ROLFMFAO!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT! I FUCKING LOVES IT!!!
ReplyDeleteSo fucking wrong and not the right time to post this but whatever!!
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Pedobear has his own brand of condoms! Safe sex is better than no sex I guess.
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That's BD Pt2! :-D
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ReplyDeleteOh no! He's recruited his friends!!
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I think everything is okay. Renesecum has been looking for Jacob.
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I flove all these pics and I flove E/B, but I also enjoy poking fun as well...
ReplyDeleteEd, you look constipated. Bella, your riding pants crotch is hanging too low. Renesmee, I feel sorry for you. Jacob, ew.
:-)
Ahhhhh!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Volturi witnesses! LMFAO!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! Pedosaur!!!
ReplyDelete*porn moans*
ReplyDeleteYES YES YES!!! Keep pressing my buttons!!!!
This just proves that Pedobear doesn't ask anymore. He just takes!
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Omfg Im dying laughing in the drs. Office right now waitin to be called and I fuxking love this!
ReplyDeleteI feel like shit right now but this is making me feel a bit better!
I can't wait to get my copy of EW!
BATL!!omg thats hilarious
ReplyDeleteBAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThis post will kill me! YOU are killing me woman!!!
I'm fucking crying!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL BATL!
Pedo wolf!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHide!!!
AHHHHHH!!!! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCKKKKKK MEE!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!
That's so creepy and funny, I'm so fucked up
ReplyDeleteOMFG!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHalloween Renenenenenenesme is getting some! Eeekkk ''
So fucking disturbing!
I blame SM the nasty bitch!
Tumblr is killing me!
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OMG!
ReplyDeleteShe is scary!
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You know I will. *licks lips*
ReplyDeleteROTFL!
ReplyDeleteYou created it!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteThis photo is IDK I don't like it. I like the other one better. Ur right Star Edward looks constipated, Bellas pants in this photo looks like hammer pants. LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteI can't
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ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry. And I seriously hate Stephenie for making Breaking Dawn. Not even regretting saying this. To all of you saying it was a good book, I respect your opinion. But in my own, I hate that she cock block her fans by trying to be all sweet and pure. Then she wrote half of the book in Jacob's point of view (could have been Edward's). Then she destroyed his life by having him marry Bella's child. He's annoying, but he's a good guy. He could have end up with some high school chick and dating. But no. It's like his world revolves around Bella. Hell, everyone's world seem to revolve around Bella. It's like they don't have any other thing to do or any other friends. -__-. IDK. This is just one movie I won't enjoy watching. I'll probably cringe all the way because of how Jake's supposed to be all cutey-pie with Nessie. He's a certified pedophile. Poor kid.
ReplyDelete*gets completely silent*
ReplyDeleteThat scares me.
I know! Me too.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to laugh but ..... fucking pedobear
:-)))
Pluto wants some of the action!
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It's sooo wrong but I can't stop laughing
ReplyDeleteI"M 100% there with you. For me BD its honeymoon sex and sex and vamp bad ass bella and more VAMP SEX.
ReplyDeleteWhy did they have to even made rennenenenenensme! I fucking hate it too.
How awesome would have been a fight with the volturi, and Jacob could have ended up with leah for all I care!
PEDOBEAR it's not acceptable.
What is he doing????!!! OMFG
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!!!!! I can't!
"Jacob, ew" LOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking LOVE.YOU.
You are the one with the FUCKING AWESOME GIFS!!! LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH GOOD GOD!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGIF WEDNESDAY! LOL!!!!!
Oh GOD!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!
Oh my fucking god!
ReplyDeleteMy sides hurt from laughing so hard! Fucking pedobear!!!!
Call me maybe or call 911?
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We are all.... No worries! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking pedo wolf!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
I love it!!!! bahahahahaha
YES. BD should have STOP after the wedding. It could have been sold as that short story and would still have made MILLIONS.
ReplyDeleteJacob went to school, that's the thing I find most ridiculous about! He must have girls as friends and not just Bella -__-!!!!
Dear Stephenie Meyer, endorsing child pedophilia is not a good thing. Endorsing sex in between two lovely couple is a good thing. Look at how Fifty ends up now.
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ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
He was chasing a kid and this bitch stopped him and dropped him. LMFAO!!! LOVES IT.
ReplyDeletePedoWolf!!!!!!!
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DUDE!!!! LMFAO!!
ReplyDeleteBut why is he chasing that poor kid!?!? Traumatized by Pluto! LOL
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon!
ReplyDeleteThat sneaky bastard.
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LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll call 911!!!! LOL!!
I'm thinking 911 also. lol
ReplyDeleteI know... Eww
ReplyDeleteNo matter how she words it, it WILL ALWAYS be fucking CREEPY!
Awwwww
ReplyDelete*hugs and kisses*
Feel better soon hunny!
tee hee
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ReplyDeleteDirty grandpa...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeletePedo's motto is...
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EEEEEwwwwww
ReplyDeletetoo much? nahhh lol
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*
Seriously my sides hurt!
BATL!!! That's not just any stub!
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IKR! But we're just trying to help Taylor through this difficult situation. NOT!
ReplyDeleteTell me when you see it.
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It's truly official now. I'm going to hell.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwww.....You said Fifty. ♥
ReplyDeleteShe's the one that can handle pedowolf. lol
ReplyDeleteWe are some sick bitches. No wonder no other bitches will fuck with us. We'll have pedowolf rape their ass!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD, FB, YOU KILLED ME WITH THAT!! CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow come something so disgusting be so fucking funny when you add a teddy bear?? MAKES NO SENSE! But it's funny as fuck.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Exorcist.
ReplyDelete*hides eyes*
EW DUDE
ReplyDelete*hold hands with FB*
ReplyDeleteLet's go, I'm ready! LOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteFucking sneaky pedowolf! LOL!
what the hell is it....i can't stand now knowing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep! And if you look really close you can see a tongue and dick print on the glass. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou don't see Mr. Fuzzy?
ReplyDeleteNot yet! We gotta see Fifty on the silver screen! LOL Then we can rock out like the btb bitches that we are. *wink*
ReplyDeleteohhh shit!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou found him. LOL
ReplyDeleteGo here if you're picky about the cover you want.
ReplyDeletehttps://subscription.ew.com/storefront/buy-a-single-issue/site/ew-single48.html?link=1011056
Bitch! I already bought my ticket to hell long ago! LOL
ReplyDeleteFine! Good thing they have open dates! LOL!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! No need to RSVP to hell we own it!
ReplyDeleteThis probably made her sick.
ReplyDeleteoooooookay!
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ReplyDeleteI must admit...
ReplyDeleteNot the best HUMP DAY topic...
My bad!
LOL!!!!
GAHHHHHHHHH
ReplyDeletePEDO WOLF!!!!!!! ATTACKS!!!!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDelete*in italian accent*
Oh Mario! Mamma Mia! LOL
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NOOOOO You are my SISTER!!!
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We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start...
ReplyDeleteFate brought us together to be sisters by heart.
Awwwww....let's get fuckin' wasted!
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*****Calling all BTBs******
ReplyDeleteCan you all help a bitch out???.... I've been over to Robsessed to check out the new posts, and there are like 2,000 posts of Cosmopolis interviews. I don't have time to look at them all. Can any of you post your fave Rob interview here? I find that they are all redundant and the asshats all ask the same fucking questions.
Which are your fave interviews?
I hope I get the threesome cover and not the foursome one in the mail! otherwise I will have to go out and buy another one
ReplyDeletethat is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate Barney!
ReplyDeletei can't stop laughing!!! this shit is too much!
ReplyDeleteOMFG MY TUMMY HURTS SO MUCH FROM LAUGHING I GOT AN AB WORKOUT FROM ALL THE FUNNY GIFS!!
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I agree with yall about BD,
Twinkie Queen should have skipped the Jacob POV and had Edwards.
Also, I seriously read the Honeymoon scene like 5x and was like "WTF Really??? Thats it????" I even said it out loud while in a Starbucks in San Francisco! Was so pissed off!
When I got to Jacob imprinting on Renesemmememmerenrkehhjghoahgo, I was like, SM must have been out of Twinkies to come up with this shit for being such a "PROPER MORMON" she says she is! Yeah Right ***rolls eyes***
She said she won't read FIfty Shades of Grey but she writes about a fucking pedobear in BD>???
She Makes no fucking sense as usual!
And we all know she is bitter about Snow Queen aka: EL James popularity! Instead of being flattered, she is being a fucking dried up Twinkie about not reading it! :p
I liked this one! Hope that helps!
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LMAO! i just love you...
ReplyDeleteDANCE, TWINKIE, DANCE!!
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ahahaha! awesome!
ReplyDeleteThank you! ♥
ReplyDeleteuh oh!
ReplyDeleteI'm in tears, BTBs. Some cunt (Prnny) over at Robsessed said I was mean as a snake and fucking mad as a hatter. How will I live knowing that someone thinks of me that way???
ReplyDeleteOh wait...I know.
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That's exactly why I refrain (most of the time) from commenting over there. People over there are so fucking uptight and judgmental.
ReplyDeleteStay here with me (us) and we will make you feel better.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xoxoxo
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But what if I love to drain the blood from a stupid bitch?
ReplyDelete*evil grin*
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I've watched CSI and Solved and Cold Case and all that shit, and I know how to clean up a crime scene... no worries... I got your back!
ReplyDelete;-)
I saw a far away planet trying to slyly hop on a couple of your threads as well... they weren't directly replying to your comments, but I was still like....
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(did those appear in the right order?)
Really?? I missed that! Where there any good ones? lol
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I knew I could count on you! *muah*
ReplyDeleteBag em' & Tag em'.
OMG?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI'm hyperventilating!!!!
GUYS!!!!!!!
THIS IS MY BFF, cardboard Edward-Sister, Crazy fucking twat waffle of my heart!
AHHHHHHHH
ITS YOU!!!!
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WTFUCKING FUCK!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna cut a bitch!!!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Fucking pedo wolf!
YAH!!!! Is she a BTB also?
ReplyDelete*wipes tear*
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah!
Tch. No. The one that stood out was more of the same shit as before. Fifty stuff.
ReplyDeleteAh, gotcha.
ReplyDeleteYes she is!! She's the one that goes and freeze her ass @ the midnight premiers with me and helps me sneak in bottles of vodka and redbull to the teather! LOL
ReplyDeleteWe wear Team Edward shirts together with no shame!
She's one dirty bitch! Say 'fuck' more than me, and fucking loves some fifty! LOL
She just doesn't comment much, but its a lurker alright!
I've never talked to her but I think I love her.
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