WHAT.THE.FUCK.
I am in shock,
WHO in their right mind would say this:
"Joe Jonas is the perfect Christian Grey"
Stab me in the vagina with a pitchfork and end my pain!
THIS: is not hot.
THIS: Is HOT!!!
So many things I have seen while making this post... Things that can never be unseen...
Sorry Rob, I have no words...
JJ as CG... that fucking wrongedy-wrong.... more so than a Jonas circle-jerk.
ReplyDelete*_*
Am I wrong, or does JJ look a little like this in the above pic?....
ReplyDeletehttp://a69.g.akamai.net/n/69/10688/v1/img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/83/19/24/19670234.jpg
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
I'm seeing double!!!!
BAHAHAHHAHA Oh you open the link didn't you... LOL
ReplyDeleteMy apologies, I will my brain beach though...
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/182/058/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ReplyDeleteTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI'll cut a bitch if JJ even says the words Christian Grey
I'm sorry but I need to reiterate...
ReplyDeleteFUCK NO.
LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wanted to tell you, your previous post wasn't so convincing... LOL!!!!!
Hilarious!!
Buy I'm with you:
FUCK THE HELL NO!!
I WILL FUCKING NEVER CLICK ON THE WORD "HERE" EVVVVVERRRR AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteI'm disturbed they even thought of the chance of putting the 2 names together... *SMH*
ReplyDeleteNo way in hell...
What part of: Hot, sexy, God like didn't they get! argh
LMFAO!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!!! LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHERE: this one is safe!!!
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/182/058/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg
I guess we all know what time it is now and what we have to do about these retarded cunt farts.
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny5avxNgH1qixf5v.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmut05vtU01qiib0qo1_500.gif
THE END.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0dh2iBoA1qalseto1_500.jpg
ReplyDeleteI clicked thinking there were more images, but did you know that it shows up in the post anyway?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna need that in the Costco jumbo family size.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, I don't see it there now... I did earlier though, even though I hadn't clicked on the link yet.
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLL I know...I'm at work and I know i shouldn't have but I couldn't help the lure of the word CLICK HERE on the BTB site
ReplyDeleteYou are too nice...
ReplyDeleteI rather do this:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydwyqqmkl1r5u6sfo1_500.png
Marcela fucked us over majorly! I still haven't gotten my full vision back.
ReplyDeleteCan't we do all of it? LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou make me feel like this:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rzgrYnn11rxxkm9o1_500.jpg
LOL!!!!!! Cuming right up!
ReplyDeleteBut be honest.
Did you think whoever made that manip was OVERLY generous with the junk size? LOL I sure did!
I moved it moments after posting it (you ninja you!!) LOL
ReplyDeleteI looked a bit to much... not for the nudity... but the faces.
Lots of BTBs have weak heart since yesterdays trailer, could jeopardize it! LOL
Exactly! Any straight woman or normal gay man knows that the real size is this.
ReplyDeletehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xp9oN3dZ1rx7qzwo1_400.jpg
Sure why not ;)
ReplyDeleteThat why we are a team! LOL
Damn skippy! Forever!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of little ding-a-lings.
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5k0cj7TTV1rt3e1ao1_500.png
Shouldn't this guy's balls have dropped by now? They are tighter then a newborns! And there's no shaft just a little marble head.
And the thing is...he thinks he's fucking fine! And no one needs to see a butthole from that angle. HELLS NO!
LOL!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry~~
YOU:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyle1jNE4x1qeg39to1_400.jpg
DAMN!!! I thought it was his thumb!!! LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBATL! No candy? Deal breaker!
ReplyDelete*gags*
ReplyDeleteWFT!!!!
My dick is bigger than him, and I dont even have one!!! LOL
at least he had the decency to bleach his asshole...
Let's hope his thumb isn't that small.
ReplyDeleteIt's a clit with balls! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh no, it's pedobear again! LOL
ReplyDeleteFuck no! I'm not going to watch it if he is Christian Grey! Hell no!
ReplyDeleteAlso heard that Emma Roberts (who is Team Jacob btw :-/) is interested in playing Ana! Yeah, NO!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vydzlWHL1qcoa6s.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrl1h3sOT61qdlkgg.gif
o_O
ReplyDeleteIs that Nutty Madam's boy toy?
YEP! She chewed him down like she does her morning bowl of gravel.
ReplyDeleteWe said Christian GREY, not Christian GAY
ReplyDeleteThey misunderstood...
Case solved!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jb1Dlgjyj1c/SoueaWFXFOI/AAAAAAAAAQw/zN9B7DGBr48/s320/case-solved.png
You are joking, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteHell no either!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sko4KuPn1qfcz88.gif
BA-MF-TL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is pure genius! Do you know the site where this person is petitioning this? I wanna use your Christian Gay line sooooooooo fucking bad!
We can get rid of him!!! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5v095WIOa1rqfla2o1_500.png
Joking about what?
ReplyDeleteHe has to be pre-pubescent. He doesn't have any hair... anywhere!
ReplyDeleteCan you pass me the brain bleach, please?
I've already drank it all. Marcela shouldn't be getting back from Costco any minute with more. LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNOM
http://www.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nuttymadam.png
Fuck to the yes!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHERE:
http://joejonasforchristiangrey.tumblr.com/
Oh fuck no! Her bottom teeth are tan! What do you have to eat to get tan fucking teeth??
ReplyDeleteGOTDAMNSHE'SNASTY!
OMG, Hitler?!
ReplyDeleteI never thought I would say this, but I agree with him! JC!
Bwwuaahhhhaaa
I don't think I can comment! And I'll be damned if I ♥ like it!
ReplyDeleteI wanna go off on them. WAH!
This bitch!
ReplyDeletehttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/166/324/tumblr_ladyf2xnQi1qb4yo4o1_500.jpg
Stupid question. I don't know what I was thinking... I was almost going to apologize to you, for your BF. LOL!
ReplyDeleteBATL! OMFG! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo worries in the bf dick department! It's alllllll good. LMFAO!
You crazy bitch!!!
♥
She eats turds...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bolgernow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Angry-Turds1.jpg
I'd be angry too. And I could have gone my whole life without knowing that about Nut.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://truestreetcars.com/forums/attachments/off-topic/24454d1322544439-pedobear-sticker-owners-beware-pedo.jpg
Even Llama is speechless (BTW This fucking lama cracks me up!!!LOL!!!)
ReplyDeleteWUAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
*falls off chair*
literally
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*chants*
Picture!
Picture!
Picture!
Oh man!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo it here, pretend they can see it... what do we know, maybe they are already here!!! LOL
DAMN it!! Discuss!!! You fucked up my llama!!
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vgr0GM771rt8i28o1_400.gif
Girl, i flove u
ReplyDeleteHe would fucking kill me! But would so be worth it! LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't know what my problem is today. I'm so serious... not in a bad mood, serious... just like out of it, and zen, and empathetic and I feel like I need to hug everyone and all the trees in my backyard, and shit. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna ask them what's the point of JJ being CG when he's not willing to share any of his dildos or butt plugs because he's afraid they'll get girl cooties on them. ☺
ReplyDeleteComing down from your BD2 trailer high? lol
ReplyDeleteThe delivery is almost here, have some flan while you wait... LOL Ewwwww
ReplyDeletehttp://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405731_213834088705786_1397588337_n.jpg
That's disgusting!
ReplyDeleteHOLD MY HAIR BITCH!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe still love you!!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLike this?
ReplyDeletehttp://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/68178/1734965-gsnatch.gif
LOLLLLL!
ReplyDeleteDo you love me enough to spank me?
ReplyDelete;)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pmjb7jr41rp6u08o1_500.gif
ReplyDeleteI don't know why!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis Llama cracks me up!!! I can't stop laughing every time I see it!!!! LOL!!!!
I guess. I'm not depressed or anything though... I'm just like 'itzaaah'... and I'm not even stoned. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHow dare you! I (used to) love flan.
ReplyDelete*wretch*
Fuck yes!
ReplyDeleteTurn around...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z47pb7DL1rtpboso1_500.jpg
Actually if it's my DH's... who eats plenty of pineapple... I may just clean my plate. *wiggles eyebrows*
ReplyDeleteI actually just figured it out.... Last night, I "got it" really good, and so did my DH, if I'm not tooting my own horn. I think I'm just satiated and not needing to release any pent up urges. Have you noticed that I have been a little mild-mannered, and haven't gone completely porn-star yet today? I need to snap out of it and talk some nasty smut about 'Robert'.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is my house...
http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fruits/images/large/pineapple.jpg
LOLO
ReplyDeleteThey made disqus un-available on fucking purpose. They have to know that they will get all sorts of hate from all but the three twisted faggots who started the site.
ReplyDeleteNo shit. Everyday I'm like.. "there's fresh pineapple in the fridge."
ReplyDeleteEspecially when Aunt Flo visits... I'm like, if you still want some of this (points to throat), don't slow down on the pineapple.
That's what my family calls 'tooth butter'.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta brush those pearls twice a day, you nasty, Nutty Troll!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteMy older boy is into WW2 air planes, so we've been watching some boring, fucked up WW2 stuff. I fucking hate war and all that shit, but, I am tolerating it for my son. *zips lip and fakes throwing away a key*
I LOVE that gif!
ReplyDeleteThat pic would be hot if her meat curtains weren't hanging out.
ReplyDeleteI'm fucking calling CPS. "Here sweetie, when you want to advertise that you will bend over and take it from behind, you wear a tattoo right here.."
ReplyDelete-_-
I don't mind a few extensions here and there but this is too much! Some guy has a one night stand with this bitch and wakes up with a different whore. But he might like that. lol
ReplyDelete*looks at pic* Hmmmm...why am I craving an Arby's roast beef sandwich now?? So fucking weird.
ReplyDelete*gags*
ReplyDeleteWTF?? Disqus just changed it's format... the only thing good about it, is the comments don't end up in one long column of letters, but it's hard as fuck to follow the flow of the conversation.
ReplyDeletePineapple is delicious =)
ReplyDeleteI DON'T LIKE IT!!
ReplyDeleteWAHH.
FUCK...I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! It's disqus 2012. We're trying it out. So far you and TIDRP doesn't likey. LOL
ReplyDelete*Throws up in mouth a little bit*
ReplyDeleteI know most women can't help how their girly parts look but if i were a dude the thought of sucking extra lip would turn me right the fuck off lol
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's good and bad.
ReplyDeleteThe good: The absence of one column of letters; and the fact that it shows updates without having to refresh, is awesome.
The bad: you can't tell who liked your comment; and it's hard to understand which thread is which, they kind of merge, so you can't tell what comment was the one that is being replied to.
That girl has a tramp stamp lol!
ReplyDeleteAmen.
ReplyDeleteWith this new format it doesn't give me the option to attach a pic. WTF?
ReplyDeleteYea I don't like this at all!
ReplyDeleteSo yes or no?~
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to tweak it to look more like the old one, but it's being a fucking bitch!!! AHH
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteMy bad! You like the old one better? or you think you could get used to it?
Oh man, that's a deal breaker.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you able to customize it, or is it simply one way or the other?
ReplyDeleteDeal breaker!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We gotta have our pix!
ReplyDeleteFuck me! BTBC with the deal breaker!
ReplyDeleteBut we need the picsssss......they're toooo funnnyyyy to not include lol
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH!!!
ReplyDelete*UGLY CRY*
http://blog.timesunion.com/amanda/files/2010/09/woman_crying_m.jpg
I fucking love the instant updates, it's like being on chatroll. But that's about all.
ReplyDeleteYeap, I agree... fucking deal breaker!
ReplyDeleteI tried to customize it, but it wont let me.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty techy, and I already contacted customer support... I guess it's this... or the old one! ;(
LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs it back to normal? It is on my side.
ReplyDeleteBack to normal BABY!!! Yipppers!
ReplyDeleteNice! Maybe Disqus will tweak it and make it better soon. If not, we'll just fuck them up.
ReplyDeleteRob is happy! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5es7rHCdj1rqmvgg.gif
And makes cum taste like pudding! LOL
ReplyDeleteAwwwwww! And we have to keep him that way.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! ♥
ReplyDelete*gags*
ReplyDeleteThanks for that...
*throws away roast beef sandwich*
Gahhhhhh!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
I just made a reference to roast beef!!!! LOL!!!
We are a match made in roast beef heaven, i'm tellin' ya
LOLOLOLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe famous tramp stamp!!! I fucking love it!!!
I like the old one =)
ReplyDeleteWe've said it before and we'll say it again. I LOVE YOU, SISTER!
ReplyDeleteXOXOXO
Well...Icanalwaysussemoreproteinlol
ReplyDeleteRobert Pattinson approves lol
ReplyDeleteBitches have no excuse for their lips dragging the ground anymore!
ReplyDeleteLabiaplasty to the rescue!
http://www.massachusettscosmetic.com/images/lrg_labiaplasty4.jpg
You had to go there didn't you FB lol
ReplyDeleteDo I ever hold back what I'm thinking??? LOL
ReplyDeleteThe bitch in the pic better be glad she got the surgery! If she ran to fast she might start flying!
hahhahaa
ReplyDeletePre tuck she'd be the only one to survive a plane crash. She could have flapped her wings to safety
ReplyDeleteOMG! He looks like Jack Nicholson there!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteNowIknowwhatLeahmeantwhenshesaid"Spreadmywing"Ekkkkk
In her case something like this.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.naughtyfake.com/pics/demotivational-poster/0906/meat-curtains-demotivational-poster-1244333154.jpg
WTF??!!! DID SHE GET HER PUSSY STUCK IN A VACUUM???
ReplyDeletehttp://images.nonexiste.net/img/irc/2008/07/11/TN_huge-meat-curtains.jpg
Someone needs to get their eyes checked! -____-
ReplyDeleteShit...I just had to pour bleach in my eyes to get that shit out!!!!
ReplyDelete