Judging from the size of Rob's meat missile I bet that's the size of his sperm. I bet when he cums it looks like an explosion at Mayonnaise factory. Kristen probably has to wear goggles, ear plugs and a nose plug. ALL FUCKIN' WORTH IT!
*just write a comment then: -enter -Look for the pic you want to add (you can right click in any picture or gif and select 'copy Image Url') -right click and 'paste' URL from picture or gif -enter
ahahahah! that second gif with the sperm attacking the girl is PRICELESS!!!
ReplyDeleteYES THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR. PATTINSON!!!
Judging from the size of Rob's meat missile I bet that's the size of his sperm. I bet when he cums it looks like an explosion at Mayonnaise factory. Kristen probably has to wear goggles, ear plugs and a nose plug. ALL FUCKIN' WORTH IT!
ReplyDeleteI'm a jealous bitch.
He's a great, great man! And his mom had alittle something to do with it but we appreciated her on Mom's day. lol
ReplyDelete*sings with no teeth*
ReplyDeleteEvery sperm is sacred♪♫♪ LOL
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI I'd love to taste Rob's mayo, but your comment did make me gag a little LOL
*gags*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3koxf6ggf1r53ddi.gif
That fucking gif!!! WTF
ReplyDeleteI'll be having nightmares with monster sperm tonite
*Shudders*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bungVdIi1qg3kx7.png
I don't eat mayo or anything creamy. I have a texture issue. Creamy stuff and little people. NOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHHH HAHHAH @ the sperm gif lollllll
ReplyDeleteRob's dad is one of my hero's =)
Sleep in lots and lots of layers, sister! lol
ReplyDeleteI'm exactly the same way.....anything Mayo consistency I can't do.
ReplyDeleteI'd happily get over it though for Rob's cum =)
This was supposed to be in reply to FB lol
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain and disgust. *hugs it out with TIDRP*
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5pehzqOG71qbiydqo1_500.gif
ReplyDeleteEwwwww LOL!!!!!!
Here this mayo id better...
ReplyDelete"Hair Mayo" For FB and TIDRP
LOL!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5l3fyv6Ro1qefe9to1_500.jpg
Oh no you di'int! You evil bitch! BATL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'd rather be bald!!!
ReplyDeleteShe really does get off on torturing us. LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGay asians with mayo tubs, the ultimate nightmare! LOL
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ReplyDeleteI don't know how to post the gif's that you guys do so my thoughts are below lol
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be a bunny...
AHHHHH!!!! NEVER MIND!!!
WTF!?!?!
http://static.flickr.com/3084/2702302906_4bec67d724.jpg
I'm a panda!
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35bovdxtc1rrgjhfo1_500.gif
Maybe the mayo is the lube
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH NASTY! You're just as bad as Marcela! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's Etsy's version of Bella the lamb...
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
awwwww
ReplyDeletethere there.... http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yhwzFuaz1qfd9dd.gif
lol yayyyy thanks =)
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwww LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDitto I have the same problem with texture in foods! I dont even eat meat on the bone!
ReplyDeleteBut with Rob would i would totally make that exception!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6s4qeG3P1qfaikno2_250.gif
LMFAO! As always you know exactly what to do to make me feel better. ♥
ReplyDeleteIt's making my lip quiver and my stomach turn......
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteCome to the dark side, we have cookies.... and mayo
LOL
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o85bw4TE1rnwkfpo1_500.jpg
I was half way there until the mayo part. LOL
ReplyDeleteRAWR!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat fucking gif!
Does crazy things to my pussy...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fwnkCDpD1rtnv1oo1_250.gif
I mean I'm already half gagging thinking about mayo in general...why not have a laugh with it lol
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDelete*off topic*
ReplyDeleteWhen we do get together in person and you and I both know we'll most likely be arrested at some point this is what we ask for instead of lawyer.
*Peeks up from the trashcan.....cookies....yesssssss*
ReplyDeleteyikes i will have nitemares with sperm and teeth. Thats almost as bad as that movie "Teeth"
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr Pattinson for your fuck awesome sperm
ahahaha!
ReplyDeleteExactly!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt280jl18q1qfaikno1_r1_500.gif
Bless his dad and his parents. Literally. Without them, where would he be? Bless the luckiest sperm alive.
ReplyDeleteWTF IS THAT GIF?!
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyphrcMFN1qmzxy4o1_400.gif
Rob: down boy!
ReplyDeleteFuckin sick dude.....Marcela GD you lol
ReplyDeleteThe makings of a truly disgusting porn. lol
ReplyDeleteYum!
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't like a hairy meat sandwich!
Eewwwww
*gags*
O, I made myself gag LOL
LOL
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-Look for the pic you want to add (you can right click in any picture or gif and select 'copy Image Url')
-right click and 'paste' URL from picture or gif
-enter
and you are all done!
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