O/T for a sec I HOPE EL James writes the script for Fifity Shades of Grey it really did look like Kristen was expressing some interests in doing the movie ;) I wish I knew if anything is going on with this movie right now
Really. It always shocks me when porn stars (or hos, or whatever) can take such large "objects". I was at a "toy" store a few weeks back and I couldn't believe how a majority of the toys in there were so BIG. DUDE! People are going to tear their shit up with those monster cocks!.... And the stuff that some of them put in their chocolate starfish.... I just don't get it.
Ed has red pubes in MoTU?? I've read a lot of that version, but I guessed I missed that part. LOL! *shudders* (not that there is anything wrong with red hair).
I thought EL (Icy) was inspired by Rob (and Kristen)... (E/B, same thing)... I wonder if she pictures Rob as having GINGER pubes? (did you catch how I threw that in *wink wink*).
LOL! I don't blame you when I see something hystercial on here or anywhere and it is(like it is now) 6:15 in the a.m. I have try so hard too laugh the GIF is funny
ture story my bff is a RN at Kaiser Hospital she works in intense care for premies(babies) well that night she was working in the ER and they brought this DUMB ASS woman who(people will use ANYTHING for an orgasm) in because she had a Ken doll(NOT kiding) upher twat and when she told me that I was dying of laughter it was so funny and she is a nurse but she tried like hell to not laugh I was crying it was hysterical!
GOT DAMN!
ReplyDeleteAfter he's done with that bitch she's going to be in pieces.
ReplyDeleteWtf? Damn that is even too big for me to swallow!
ReplyDeleteWait did I write that out loud???
You sure did! And now we will never forget and we will always remind you! BATL!!!
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Um, that thing is going to rupture her spleen.
ReplyDeletethat dick will rip her open LOL!
ReplyDeleteLOL! yeah ya did!
ReplyDeleteO/T for a sec I HOPE EL James writes the script for Fifity Shades of Grey it really did look like Kristen was expressing some interests in doing the movie ;) I wish I knew if anything is going on with this movie right now
ReplyDeleteyeah you could say that xD have you read Fifty Shades Of Grey yet if so pretty HOT huh?!
ReplyDeleteHot doesn't even begin to cover it! I read MOTU, and now I'm half way through "Darker". Got all my books signed- "Laters, baby"!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!! Holy shit! That's not Rob then, that's definitely the Edward Cullen from the MOTU version and the ginger pubes LOL
ReplyDeleteI def want Christian Gray! LOL
BTW that's a whole lot of pink sausage!!!
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou sure did you dirty bitch! and I fucking love it! Just looking at that ginger sausage makes my gag reflex have nightmares!!!
*grabs own cooter*
ReplyDeleteDude, it makes my uterus cry just looking at it!!! LOL
HEY! Where the fuck is joan?!?!
All I can say is ummm ouch!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteIm right there with you! Ouch! have sex with that will be like giving birth!!!
Really. It always shocks me when porn stars (or hos, or whatever) can take such large "objects". I was at a "toy" store a few weeks back and I couldn't believe how a majority of the toys in there were so BIG. DUDE! People are going to tear their shit up with those monster cocks!.... And the stuff that some of them put in their chocolate starfish.... I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteEd has red pubes in MoTU?? I've read a lot of that version, but I guessed I missed that part. LOL! *shudders* (not that there is anything wrong with red hair).
ReplyDeleteI thought EL (Icy) was inspired by Rob (and Kristen)... (E/B, same thing)... I wonder if she pictures Rob as having GINGER pubes? (did you catch how I threw that in *wink wink*).
Atta BTB! Fuck no!..... I mean... what are we talking about?
ReplyDeleteI know. Last time we heard from her, she was having bowel problems.
ReplyDeleteHope she's O.K. Seriously.
Oh fuck. Did you all see the towel she has under her? Is that for the blood she's gonna spill when she ruptures a major organ.... or for her lady cum?
ReplyDeleteHope she likes it in the back too...
ReplyDeleteOT, Does anyone know what interview this is from? Can't remember it for some reason.
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double ouch. *_*
ReplyDeleteDirty girl. ;)
Trying so hard not to laugh so loud that I wake my family up.....
ReplyDeletehttp://gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/it's-dinner-time-funny-gifs-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-119.gif
That dick needs to be tattooed with "KITTY KILLER" on it!
ReplyDeleteIt's the Jay Leno show and I think the date was June 15/16, 2010. ☺
ReplyDeleteIs that Michael Fassbender? BATL!!!
ReplyDeleteThat gif is killing me! LMFAO!
LOL! I don't blame you when I see something hystercial on here or anywhere and it is(like it is now) 6:15 in the a.m. I have try so hard too laugh the GIF is funny
ReplyDeleteture story my bff is a RN at Kaiser Hospital she works in intense care for premies(babies) well that night she was working in the ER and they brought this DUMB ASS woman who(people will use ANYTHING for an orgasm) in because she had a Ken doll(NOT kiding) upher twat and when she told me that I was dying of laughter it was so funny and she is a nurse but she tried like hell to not laugh I was crying it was hysterical!
ReplyDeleteNope. Not him.
ReplyDeleteWTF?! SERIOUSLY?! EEWWWWWwwwww........
ReplyDeleteSomeone has a fetish for Ken Dolls...Ew. But LMAOOOOO
I'm not a MF fan. He might have a big dick but it takes more than that to get my attention.
ReplyDeleteHe was talking about being nekkid for BA wasn't he?
ReplyDeleteNot sure. But I will find it and post the interview. *wink*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG Tears in my eyes!!!! TEARS!!!!!!
I betting its for the blood and shredded ovaries and uterus... LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! OMG! That is priceless!
ReplyDeleteIf she's really fucked up, it could be for her pile of shit as well.
ReplyDeletedo they even MAKE condoms that size? WTF
ReplyDeleteUgh I know like really!!! It must be like throwing a hot dog gown a hallway if they can take that stuff! lol.
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