LMFAO!!!!! That's what I thought too, but yeeah, it's scummit and they did a good job! Maybe they hired a Twilight Fanfic banner maker from the fandom... there is now way the same person from BD1 made this... LOL
I certainly hope they fired the motherfucker who made the first posters! Maybe the hired the same person as they did for Cosmopolis, because the trailer and poster are hot ;)
Carlisle's wig makes me want to close my eyes and scream. Fuck how bad! Such a joke. No wonder you chuckle! Anybody with eyes would rip that shit off his head.
Nooou! Don't show me this shit! I get nightmares! *LOL* He was so good looking in the first one. How could they fuck him up so badly, it is unbelievable.
*ziiiinngg* That is the first true squirt I have had all day. My cooter half-sang while watching the PDF video, then I just fell into a depressed stupor. I'm cuming back tho. ♥
I'm totally serious. This morning my pussy was crying... I was NOT squirting, those were fucking tears. I'm so glad that when I cum to this site to see this stuff that just rips at my heart (and makes it sing at the same time) that I am also here to spend time with you guys. I would NEVER survive my obsession if it weren't for you and Marcela and the rest of the BTBs.
This site always cheers me up and lately I've had some bad times ect and haven't wanted to come on here cause I don't wanna depress anyone but they always make me laugh! ♥
I wuv ya too, but this is my happy place.... I can't fucking taint it!!!
Wanna hear something sad but funny....
My almost 3 year old used the word fuck in a sentence.... damn husband! He was giving her heck for feeding the dog too much and she said to him "Don't fucking yell at me Brett!" (yes she used his name) so he said "What did you say?" and she said it again.... I know bad mommy moment but I never say fuck in front of them.... yes I'll say oh shit or damn but never fuck..... fucking men! lol.
See she's a mini BTB. She saw a pic of Rob and Kristen on my computer today and she asked who Kristen was and why she was with her Rob, that's her boyfriend!
It's from scummit!
ReplyDeletehere is link to download them all!
http://www.breakingdawncovensearch.com/
Bella is wearing a leather jacket! FUCK YEAH!!!
New Scummit Posters!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jfe8fYhw1qg8ggio1_500.png
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jfslQFmQ1qzzbuao1_500.png
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jeai2jDm1qdspdto1_500.jpg
MY GOD I WANNA JUMP THIS MAN LIKE A JAGUAR!
ReplyDeleteThis is too good to be officially Scumshit so my first thought is fanmade.
ReplyDeleteWOW, they look good. Better than the BD1 ones ( not like that was difficult)
ReplyDeleteBad ass Bella! LOVES IT!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!! That's what I thought too, but yeeah, it's scummit and they did a good job! Maybe they hired a Twilight Fanfic banner maker from the fandom... there is now way the same person from BD1 made this... LOL
ReplyDeleteWith that fucking leather jacket... pinch my nipples I think i'm dreaming!
ReplyDeleteHis pea-coat! That's what makes me think it may not be official. But it looks as if it is.... sure screams "Scummit"!
ReplyDeleteStill looks fuckable tho. UNF!
LOL!!! Surely... my 2-year-old could have done a better job with the BD1 posters...
ReplyDeleteI have the calendar... (of course I do...) and I cringe every single time... Gosh they fuck them up....
Carlisle wig does give me a chuckle though... LOL!!!!
I certainly hope they fired the motherfucker who made the first posters! Maybe the hired the same person as they did for Cosmopolis, because the trailer and poster are hot ;)
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHHA WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteSomeone tried to make a mirror image of the one side and made this?!?!?!
WTF!!!!!!!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ji7yLZ4K1ql8r0ko1_r1_500.png
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteANOTHER PEA-COAT!!!!! WHY GAWD WHY?!?!?!?!
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/398612/edwards-double-breasted-twill-gray-peacoat-and-twilight-gallery.jpg
WTF??!!! I don't even know what to say about that. I guess I'll just roll around on the floor while I piss myself.
ReplyDeleteWorsed wigs I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI know why. A peacoat resists twinkie stains.
ReplyDeleteCarlisle's wig makes me want to close my eyes and scream. Fuck how bad! Such a joke. No wonder you chuckle! Anybody with eyes would rip that shit off his head.
ReplyDeleteThese are real good. K is going to be one bad ass vampire.
ReplyDeleteHe's 2 hairs away from an UNIBROW!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee238/hremarkable/unibrow1a.jpg
ROFLMAO!!! WTF> that other bella one too is a manip! its only onde sided people for a reason!!
ReplyDeleteTOO TEASE US.....NOT MAKE FUGLY ONES!!!
DOUCHBAGS!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4crfrYWo81rojgemo2_250.gif
3 pic is a manip! The 1st 2 are for real from Scummit
ReplyDeleteOH NO! Not Lily Collins again??!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe looks so much more pale in the last one. With her entire face showing. Weird.
ReplyDeleteHow did we go from this to THIS!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Dr-Carlisle-carlisle-cullen-7400901-1103-571.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/twilightsaga/images/b/be/Carlisle-cullen-gallery.jpg
OMFG im dying over here in laughter and puddles! seriously this shit is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSome bitches shouldn't be allowed to have computers.
ReplyDeleteTHE END.
Buhahahahahaaaaa! LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteClay Aiken is Carlisle Cullen on Broadway!
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/0529_clay_aiken_faces_06-thumb-450x675-400x470.jpg
Step away from the photoshop.
ReplyDeleteWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteI'm dying!!!!!! You EVIL MASTER!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/LilyCollins.jpg
Nooou! Don't show me this shit! I get nightmares! *LOL* He was so good looking in the first one. How could they fuck him up so badly, it is unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteNAILED IT BTB! YESSS!
ReplyDeleteShe scares me.
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43n1gSrH71rtlviyo1_250.gif
That's another photoshopped fail... we know Kstwy's eyebrows have a life of their own LOL
ReplyDeleteI had just convinced myself that I was going to go outside and wash the car. But here you are and I can't walk away from my computer now. ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteRosalie's wig sucked too. At least we know the budget didn't go to the wigs lol!
ReplyDeleteExactly! I don't think any of these are new pictures. Scummit sure is talented with photoshop. *heavy sarcasm*
ReplyDeleteAwww! Gimme love!
ReplyDelete*leans over and squeezes Star's boobs*
HONK! HONK!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ReplyDelete*runs screaming*
What? What's wrong? Why are you running??
ReplyDeleteBATL!
*ziiiinngg*
ReplyDeleteThat is the first true squirt I have had all day. My cooter half-sang while watching the PDF video, then I just fell into a depressed stupor. I'm cuming back tho. ♥
We'll bring you back where you belong. *wink*
ReplyDeleteI'm totally serious. This morning my pussy was crying... I was NOT squirting, those were fucking tears. I'm so glad that when I cum to this site to see this stuff that just rips at my heart (and makes it sing at the same time) that I am also here to spend time with you guys. I would NEVER survive my obsession if it weren't for you and Marcela and the rest of the BTBs.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
*hugs, kisses, squeezes, and slaps all around*
He's not hot ,he's creepy !!! lmfao.
ReplyDeleteOk, confession time: I like the pea-coat. *hides in the corner*
ReplyDeleteAww! I/We love you!! You know where your home is. *muah*
ReplyDeleteI never gave it much thought until I heard Rob complaining about it, then I was like... you're right, it is kinda gay! LOL!
ReplyDeleteMe too! *hides with you in the corner*
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I know! let's be glad there is no budget for a waxer either... Plucked eyebrows-Edward me no likey! LOL
That fucker scares me to death! LOL
ReplyDeleteI know!!!
ReplyDeleteHow did they mange to turn Ken (from barbie) into a sad drag queen...
*shakes head*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30xdoq5tt1roplrn.gif
ReplyDeleteYou know. Just think about it. Help from you know who...
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln1igtQczi1qhh6xjo1_400.gif
GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteTOO FUNNY!!!!
It is very gay, but Rob can make anything look hot
*whispers*
I almost bought the "Edward Pea Coat" last year, but my sister was making fun of me and threatened me of putting my face on FailBlog.org LOL!!!!!
Definitely better than the BD Prt1 ones! I think I like them
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is my midget LOL!!!!
Your gif scares me!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteURANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight Carlisle was definitely a fucking DILF, BD Carlisle was someone I would only sleep with if I gave his hair the paper bag treatment! lol.
ReplyDeleteBATL!!! I love that GIF.... oh Modern Family. I actually cried last night watching it.... fuckers I'm only supposed to laugh while I watch that show!
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs their photoshop confiscated!
ReplyDeleteSORRY!
ReplyDeleteMe too!!! We can be corner buddies! lol.
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Pea coat is so much better than the clothes in New Moon!!! Ugh old man clothes or what?
This site always cheers me up and lately I've had some bad times ect and haven't wanted to come on here cause I don't wanna depress anyone but they always make me laugh! ♥
ReplyDeleteWe are here for the good, bad, sad, funny and HORNY times. If you need to vent let us hear it. We wuv you!
ReplyDeleteI wuv ya too, but this is my happy place.... I can't fucking taint it!!!
ReplyDeleteWanna hear something sad but funny....
My almost 3 year old used the word fuck in a sentence.... damn husband! He was giving her heck for feeding the dog too much and she said to him "Don't fucking yell at me Brett!" (yes she used his name) so he said "What did you say?" and she said it again.... I know bad mommy moment but I never say fuck in front of them.... yes I'll say oh shit or damn but never fuck..... fucking men! lol.
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteSee she's a mini BTB. She saw a pic of Rob and Kristen on my computer today and she asked who Kristen was and why she was with her Rob, that's her boyfriend!
ReplyDeletebahahahahahahahaaha
ReplyDeleteTis true!!! They really fucked him over for BD!!!
ReplyDeleteI can relate. I have a little RL drama as well. This is my happy place, where I cum to escape. You all literally keep me sane. ♥
ReplyDeletethe last one is a manip. thats why it looks so weird. they mirrored the image of the original poster to make a full face poster.
ReplyDeleteLmfao!! these pics are not for photoshop. you should see the jacob one! i almost died!
ReplyDeleteloooool
ReplyDeleteLol i screamed in excitement when i saw the peacoat. i love that shit!
ReplyDeletethe coloring for the bella poster looks kinda weird
ReplyDeleteThey all look SUPER SEXY!!! Bella in leather... Rawrrrr...
ReplyDelete