Thursday, May 10, 2012

FIFTY IN THE CITY

Our Sweetheart BTB Aurora23 had the most amazing day yesterday in NYC.
She got to meet the The Queen of The Universe, EL JAMES!

Without further adieu here is her experience in her words.
♥♥♥Loves ya, Aurora♥♥♥



Okay so where shall I begin???

Well 1st off, I almost did not go to this book signing because I was very discouraged when B&N told me that they were not going to give out wristbands for this event!

I seriously thought this would be super crazy and that there was no way in hell I was going to get to meet her!

Well, my gut instinct said to go check it out and see how crazy it really is going to be!

I WAS FUCKING WRONG & THANK THE FUCK GOD I WAS!!!

Got to the B&N at about 1:30pm to see how bad it was! To my ultimate shock, it was running like a regular day, no lines in site! So I go up to the Customer service line and ask them what the deal is. The girl tells me all I got to do is buy one book from their store and I can get it signed personalized to whoever and also get up to 6 books signed! She then tells me that no lines can start to form inside the store for seating till 4pm! I'm thinking cool but YEAH THE FUCK RIGHT in my head about no one lining up early. SO i go upstairs to the area where the siging is and they were still setting up books and seats.

So I get on line to purchase another book so i can have her sign it with the other 2 I already had and go outside to kill 2 1/2 hrs before I can get in the line to try to get a guaranteed seat for the Q&A and signing.

I decided to go to Starbucks, cause let's face it, I'm addicted to that shit like crack & ROB of course and I need something to get me more pumped up for my nerves to be even more high then they were at the time to pray that I will get a seat in the signing!
I Imessage FB to tell her what I am up to, we start chatting back and forth about Fifty & me being all nervous & shit.

All of a sudden a fucking hot Fifty type guy walks into Starbucks and i tell FB on Imessage. So of course our BTB minds that think alike she asks me to take a pic! Well, I got one but it was from behind! he did have nice shoulders & ass! Right FB? He caught me staring and I smiled but nothing came of it! NYC is full of FIFTY"S!!! I need to find me one!

(The Ass Man) *pinch..pinch*

So back to the signing....3:30pm rolls around & I head back to B&N. I go straight upstairs to the signing area after using the loo so I'm all set to wait! I see a security guard and ask him where is the line going to start, he asks me if i bought the book and I tell him yes. He then points to a wall and tells me the line has started and I can go on it to wait to be seated!

I FUCKING SQUEALED!!! YES OUT LOUD!! Fucking dork that I am, I go to the line and notice only about 20 people in front of me!

MY INNER GODDESS is fucking dancing like ANA in my head!!

I text FB to tell her the awesome news & then right away I meet all these awesome ladies on the line who are all like me in shock that we are going to get to meet E.L. James!! Within 10 minutes of being in the line, they start sitting us right away! I'm stunned and in shock that they sit us before 4pm! I wound up being in the 3rd row from the stage!

INNER GODDESS DOES BACK FLIPS!!!!

So the wait begins! All the ladies i meet, first thing they discuss is who is CG going to be played by! Thank goodness everyone agreed Chris Hemsworth is a MAJOR NO!!!! Henry Cavill & Ian Somerhalder are the top favs!

"IT'S TIME....7PM"

THE QUEEN BEE herself is introduced and comes out!

(Aurora did this collage while on the train on her iphone after the signing!!)


THE PIC OF HER LOOKING LIKE SHE IS CRYING IS HER CRYING, SHE GOT EMOTIONAL WHEN EVERYONE CLAPPED FOR HER AS SHE CAME OUT.

I took video of the whole Q & A so I will not go into detail of what was said cause you can just watch it! Sorry it is 2 parts! I pressed a button on my Ipad and had to record it in 2 parts!

After the Q&A, signing time! I get all nervous again and get myself mentally ready to what I want to say to her! My Inner Goddess gets in her business suit & whips out her notepad!

My turn is up with EL James and she looks up at me and smiles and Says "Hello Lauren!" (they put our name on a sticky note for her to personalize our book for us)

I blush and say Hello back to her & I tell EL JAMES that I am so happy for her success with the books and that I read them when they were MOTU (Thanks to Angela & all you BTB's for telling me to read them!). I also tell her that I look forward to seeing the movie being made and thank you for taking the time to meet us fans! She smiled so big when I told her I read MOTU 1st and she also said thank you for my kind words! I told her to rest up and take it easy!

She is the sweetest and most down to earth person to meet! Makes you happy!

My last of this story is when I was on the train home, I finally opened my book to see what she wrote in it and she signed it:

Lauren, laters baby EL JAMES

MY INNER GODDESS DIED!!!

Love ya BTB's & enjoy the pics and videos! The whole time I thought of getting as much as I could to share with my BTB's! Seriously I love ya all!!! Without you, I would have never known of the world of Fanfics or Fifty!!

SO this is a thank you to all of you for making me have an INNER GODDESS!!

Love,
Aurora23♥BTB♥®




113 comments:

  1. Thank you for sharing this amazing experience with us!!

    P.S. I fucking love iMessage! *wink*

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  2. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 6:08 AM

    Your welcome! Had to get something for us BTB's on EL James!

    I ❤ Imessage too! 

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  3.  You went above and beyond! HOLY FUCK BALLS!

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  4. Hannah VerschuurenMay 11, 2012 at 7:37 AM

    Aurora, I'm so jealous right now! Thank you so much for sharing. Loved to hear your experience and the vids are so cool. :)   Hope she does an European booktour soon !
    BTW that guy looked really hot from behind ;)

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  5. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 8:08 AM

    Thanks Hannah! Yes he was fine! Had on a pink/grey tie! I was drooling for sure!

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  6. DUDE!!!!!!

    This is fucking awesome!!!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ogee5gQe1qebzpao1_500.jpg

    I fucking love you Aurora! And you E.L. James too!

    PS: who brought the baby to and kinky book signing? LOL 

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  7. I'm so happy for you!!!! I feels like I was fucking there!!!

    Thanks for sharing with us!

    XOXOXOXOXO

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  8. That is so awesome. Oh how I wish I could meet her. Thank u for sharing ur experience with us. U made me teary eyed when you mentioned me but thats what BTBs do when we find something really good we like~ we share.  I love our close nit family. 

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  9. What a GREAT experience for you, BTB-Aurora!!!  Thanks so much for thinking of us and wanting to share it all!!!  You rock!!!  *SMOOCHES*

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  10. I am tearing.  This is so awesome!  I'm so happy for you, Aurora!!!  ♥♥♥

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  11. Your BTB reporting was amazeballs!!!  We love you more for it!!!

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  12. Awwww You made ME all teary now ;'-) but from happiness
    Yes we are a family a BTB family of best friends!

    I love you Angela! And all my dear BTBs

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  13. What song by the Black Eyed Peas?  I couldn't hear.

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  14. Yah well no one ever iMessages me..... *couughfuckerscough* lol

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  15. Your back?!?! How are you and baby girl doing? Not too much longer eh?!? *squeezes AZ and rubs BTB baby belly* Missed you! :)

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  16. Okay I know I'm the only BTB to not be on the 50 train but I'm happy for you Aurora, it's great you got to meet her! Oh and thank you for the hot ass guy pics!!! *mmmmm*

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  17. I am!!! If only for a short time here and there.  Thanks to the pregnancy, I have developed carpal tunnel in both hands... FML!!!  So, my hands hurt and have been numb, which makes it difficult for me to type, let alone hold anything without it dropping (poor hubby!). ;-)

    I have missed you HARD!!!!!!!  XOXOXOXO!!!!!!!!

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  18. Well, i'm sure if you were holding leMonsterCock you wouldn't let go even if the Hulk was pulling you off!!! LOL 

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  19. OH MYG OD HOW FKING AMAZING IS THIS WOMAN!! and thank you Aurora!! *muah* you are one lucky chick!!!

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  20. well?! *taps foot* ;)

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  21. I was getting alittle teary eyed too saw her(EL James) on the view today!

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  22. aw man that's horrible! is it the point where ya might have to have sugery on your hands?!

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  23. Hi, Hun!!!  Yes, I will try my best to be less domestic now that I am spending my days at home...  LOL!  I missed y'all, too!!!  It's just been very difficult to type with my newly developed carpal tunnel thanks to the pregnancy.  Otherwise, thankfully, all is well with me and Baby Girl BTB!  *SMOOCHES*

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  24. Sweetie, you need to read the original MOTU stories!!!  You will not be disappointed!!!

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  25. So fucking true!!!!  LMFAO!!!  

    BTW... I just saw The Avengers yesterday with my hubby, so I know what kind of grip you are talking about!!!  ;-)

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  26. I know, I know. There saved on my Kindle.... Maybe I'll try to read them again when I get the time. I haven't had much free time lately, all of May is fucking busy for us! lol. Then fucking hubby gets this weekend off, his first Mother's Day off in years and he takes call for another firefighter.... fucker! lol. 

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  27. Ugh AZ that sucks! My mom had carpal tunnel and had to have surgery on them! Do you think it'll get better when baby girl gets here? Fucking pregnancy really screws us up eh?

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  28. I'm not trying to be sassy, but how do you develop carpal tunnel due to pregnancy? *raises eyebrows*

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  29. It was news to me, too, but apparently, if a preggo has fluid retention, it redistributes itself while sleeping, especially at night.  The fluid pools in the hand(s), then causing cts symptoms like pain, tingling, and numbness.  Needless to say, I would rather have spankings than cts!!!  It is supposed to go away after I deliver. 

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  30. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    I'm going to tweet E L Janes to ask her! Fucking woman brought a 15 month old kid! So stupid!

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  31. Make time for yourself, Sweetie!  I know that it is easier said than done, though.

    Men just suck sometimes...  LOL!  I hope that you enjoy your       Mother's Day anyway!!!

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  32.  LMFAO!

    Sorry.

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  33. mmmhmmm don't think those cute eye will work on me! lol.

    Ahh who the fuck am I kidding! I forgive you fuckers!

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  34. AZ sometimes?!?! lol. I'm going to make time for myself today and watch a show, seriously my PVR is getting full cause I haven't had time...lol.

    I hope you enjoy your Mother's Day too! Get spoiled cause you deserve it!

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  35. Screw being domestic, we're so much more fun! :)

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  36. LMAO!  I know, I know!!!

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  37. And really, why clean it'll just get messy again! lol. Use paper plates and screw the dishes, plus your in Arizona shouldn't you guys save water, so screw washing laundry! See I got this all figured out for you! ;)

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  38. LMFAO!!!  Ok, how about ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!

    Yes, watch a show and enjoy your Mother's Day weekend!!!  You deserve the BEST too, Love!!!

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  39. I had never heard of this happening to preggos until it happened to me.  At first, I panicked and thought that I had had a stroke, or something, while I slept, but then Googled my symptoms, along with the word "pregnancy", then I discovered it was common to some preggos.  My OB said that it should go away after I deliver, but it rare cases it could stay.  FML!!!

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  40. It does suck big, hairy balls!  It is supposed to go away once I deliver and the fluid retention goes away.  In rare cases, it could stay, and I may need surgery.

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  41. Well I really hope it doesn't stay for you!!! ♥

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  42. I FLOVE your way of thinking!!!  I totally agree!!! Now, if I could only convince my hubby!!!

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  43. Me, too!!!  Thanks, Hun!!!  XOXOXO!!!

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  44. eh screw them, we already came to the conclusion that they suck! lol.

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  45. DUDE!!!! I loved The Avengers!!! I ate my nails all the way to my elbows!!! 

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  46. I'm hoping to take the boys on Saturday but we'll see cause that would mean finding a sitter for Alie....

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  47. Awww...thank you, BTB!

    Love you!

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  48. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    Glad to hear you an the baby r ok! Get better and we all have missed you AZ!

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  49. Okay I have a question for you ladies, what the fuck is with the fandom hate on E.L James? There saying she's said she isn't really a fan of the fandom ect but I watched her today on The View and she talked about how she's a Twihard and that she wrote on Fanfiction and the car she bought is a fucking volvo but no she's turned her back on everyone. Sounds to me like some people have some jealousy issues and it sucks cause I have RL friends who are believing it. 

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  50. Yah that's what I'm thinking too. I'm in a bitchy mood now too cause it seems like everywhere we turn people are being judged and it's making me bitchy.... :(

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  51. hehehe ahhh Ryan.....

    Love you too..... sometimes! ;)

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  52. Don't let those negative Nancy's fuck up your day.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpipi73RYB1r168y1o1_400.jpg

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  53. seriously why bring your kid helloooo what about the husband babysitting??

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  54. I'll try not to. Some bitch on my friends facebook status bitched me out cause I nursed Alie till she was 20 months and had her rearfacing till she was almost 3. Saying breastfeeding past 6 months is sick and wrong ect.... fucking judgemental bitches!

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  55. LOVE IT!! NEVER SAY NEVER! oh girlfriend I'm hold ya too it! CHRISTIANS POV!!! YEAH BABY!

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  56. I want to meet her so badly! I hope she comes to the Bay Area I would be there in a heartbeat!

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  57. that is so true!! :,)

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  58. I bet she will do a european one and I( I said this in my comment above) HOPE she comes to the Bay Area(Northern California)

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  59. so this dude was FINE like a ten fine!

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  60. are you going to get the books soon I hope :)

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  61. YOU ROCK SISTA FRIEND!!! and EL James you are FUCKING AMAZING!

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  62. DITTO for me too!!

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  63. me too oh she is SO lucky!!!

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  64. I dunno.... i know you guys love them buy honestly the Twilight series are the only love stories I've read. I'm more into suspense, action, mystery honestly.... we'll see though. I might try and read MOTU on my Kindle. 

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  65. It was nice meeting you at the signing, thanks for introducing me to your site.  I also love EL James, totally a sweet woman, down to earth and my friends and I all felt like she made us feel special when we went to get our books signed.

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  66. Hi and welcome! 

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  67. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    I sorry!  Did not know you had Imessage too!

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  68. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    I ❤ it too!!! I was fucking LOL and just smiling from ear to ear!

    The extra scene after the credits at the end was hilarious!

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  69. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 2:49 PM

    okay song is called "Sexy" by Black Eyed Peas! SWeet!

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  70. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 3:08 PM

    It was nice to meet you both as well!

    Welcome & Enjoy the fun of BTB's!  All fun and drama free!

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  71. Even on my worst fucking days our girl is making me smile! Have you guys seen this:

    http://youtu.be/SLezOvYJJCE

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  72. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    Where is the ❤ button!  

    I see London, I see France...I see Kstew underpants!!

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vqR3kindlrU/S0zp7uuExlI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/top2RdEmfHg/S692/69827.2.jpg

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  73. I got an iPhone and iEverything.... hubby is an apple snob! lol.

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  74. LOVED IT!!! that was PRICELESS! that just made my year!!

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  75. ROFLMFAO!! love this!

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  76. *budding in* WELCOME!

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  77. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 11, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    I'm an Apple snob too! I got Iphone, Ipad & Macbook Pro!  

    Yeah I love Apple!  Pisses me off with restrictions on flash gifs and crap but otherwise i love it!

    http://www.commenthaven.com/graphics/love-ilove/love_apple.gif

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  78. those BITCHES have NO LIFE! and they can take their SHIT and go fuck themselves!!

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  79. exactly!!!!

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  80. well ya know what these are people(as I have said in my comment above) that have no lives and they get up in the morning and think to themselves since I have no life who can I pick on today?! they are SHIT STIRRERS!!

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  81. AMEN BABE!

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  82. *hugs Meg* they are nothing but two faced BITCHES and SHIT STIRRERS!

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  83. aw shit! well I am PRAYING you don't have too have sugery! that DOES SUCK HAIRY BALLS!!!

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  84. Thanks Leah. Now it's fucking family drama and we've gotta start shopping for a new truck for hubby so there goes about $40,000 yay!

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  85. WHAT?! he decides OF all days(Mothers day) to work! I am so sorry ya have'nt had time you should order them on the B&N site I mean I had to change my panties SO many times LOL

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  86. yeah I was saying that too what the hell?! I love kids please don't get me wrong BUT to bring a 15 month old?! uh...hellloooo wheres the hubby that can watch the kid!

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  87. it won't be long til huh until you have your baby! :D

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  88. ya won't be disappionted! you will DIE seriously they are SO STEAMY AND FH SEXY!

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  89. Barnes and Nobles isn't available here....

    He isn't really working unless a fire call comes in but considering how hot and dry it is here I'm betting he'll have grass fire calls all weekend.

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  90. Yah those kinda stories make me blush! Seriously.... I even skip over most lemons in stories.... lol.

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  91. Yah all we have is apple, 2 iPhones, 2 iPod touches (for the kids) iPad, apple TV, iMac and 2 macbook pros.... we're pathetic I know! We're probably going to sell our older Macbook pro cause we don't really need 2. 

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  92. Meeting EL James and seeing KStews panties...could your day get any better!!!!

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  93. So happy for you BTB! I would just be dumbstruck if I ever saw someone that I admire like her. I've met race car drivers (Helio Castroneves, Danica Patrick, Dan Wheldon) but they don't compare to the Queen of Fifty Shades!!!

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  94. Thank you! ♥

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  95. Aurora23❤BTB❤®May 12, 2012 at 7:56 PM

    Thanks BTB's for all the lovely comments! **tears of joy***
    Again I am truly happy to have been able to share this experience with all of you on here!  Now get back to reading Fifty or else this man is going to CUM after you!http://wouldyoutapthat.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/flogger.jpg?w=320

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  96. I'm sorry I'm late getting to this, but how fricken awesome for you "Lauren"!!! Ty so much for sharing the excitement of your day!!! <3

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