Yes. It is what it looks like. And yes we should all be vomiting buckets.
I have some questions:
Is it just me or does it look like this bitch is about to eat the baby? Her expression is fucking pure evil!
And couldn't she have waited to get dressed and maybe cut the cord before taking the first baby pic?
Sears does photos! Does she not know this???????
I guess this truly answers the question...
Where do babies come from?
I have some questions:
Is it just me or does it look like this bitch is about to eat the baby? Her expression is fucking pure evil!
And couldn't she have waited to get dressed and maybe cut the cord before taking the first baby pic?
Sears does photos! Does she not know this???????
I guess this truly answers the question...
Where do babies come from?
FUCKING HELL!
ReplyDeleteI know. *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteOH MYGOD THE BABY LOOKS ALMOST BLUE WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT IS SO WRONG! *gets out holy water*
ReplyDeletemy sentiments exactly!!!
ReplyDeleteWRONG JUST FUCKING WRONG! *-*
ReplyDeleteYou've never seen a newborn baby? When they are first born they do have a greyish or even blueish tint to them. But once the baby starts to breathe the baby's normal color comes. Amazing stuff!
ReplyDeleteEeeewwww
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LOL! It's so disgusting I know! I debated if I should post it or not but threw caution to the wind. Wrong decision? lol
ReplyDeleteBitch needs to cut the cord and get a fuckin weed whacker for that jungle
ReplyDeleteIDK. She might need to start with a machete and then use a weed whacker. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd a lawn mower
ReplyDeleteYep and not just any mower.
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Disqus, I can't with you today....
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Jesus! Lmao
ReplyDeleteKinda glad I had 3 c-sections so I couldn't JUMP UP in the middle of my delivery to show everyone my new baby!!!! OMG - get the fucking placenta OUT NOW!
ReplyDeleteFB, there are pictures of Rob shirtless on the beach!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm freaking out....
I'm never having kids!
ReplyDeleteTHE END
WHAT.THE.FUCK
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I didn't even told my family I was in labor when I had my kids... BECAUSE THIS PRIVATE SHIT!!! What the fuck is this person thinking!!!
The cord is fucking epic! LOL
I may have not been able to see my vagina, but it was always taken care of (by my nice Korean waxer named Honey)
ReplyDeleteWasn't she afraid the baby could've gotten tangled in that wig she calls a vagina?!?!?!?
Maybe this one was also choking on a pube... LOL
ReplyDeleteWhere do babies come from?!?
ReplyDeleteIn this case:
THE JUNGLE LOL
Yep. Lost my appetite for lunch. Thanks a lot, FB! LOL
ReplyDeleteQuestion for those who have given birth: Don't the doctors always cut the cord quickly after the baby came out?
In that case, is she waiting for her husband/partner to come around and cut it? But how is she even allowed off the bed?
yup,they cut the cord immediately.
ReplyDeleteThats so fucking gross.
ReplyDeletewell I'm past that! LOL!
ReplyDeleteDISQUS has a stick so far up their asses that if they fart, they would explode
ReplyDeleteROFLMAFO!!
ReplyDelete*gets a machete*
ReplyDeletehahahahhaaa!!
ReplyDeleteaw I want one of those
ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteyes I have my niece and nephew when they were born but I did not see the actual birth of them but my cousin was a nurse and also a "midwife" and I have seen pics of a baby(not my niece or nephew) being born makes ya want to cross your legs but at the same time it is a beautiful thing :D
ReplyDeleteLOL! too funny!
ReplyDelete*sings: *welcome to the jungle*
ReplyDeleteIs your bush that bad to where you need it?
ReplyDeleteYou know what. Don't answer that. lol
No kidding!!!
ReplyDelete♫ Welcome to the Jungle ♫
Alie was blue for longer than she was supposed to be cause she didn't breathe when she was first born, scariest moments of my freaking life! She was definitely the most traumatic birth.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be surprised! I'm shocked the doctor could see the baby even coming out with that jungle!!!!
ReplyDeleteSee! Things like that is what freaks me out about being a mom.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'm cut out for mommyhood.
*crosses arms and shakes head*
Your a tough cookie you could do it!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCould this be the "Light" with Baby Jesus in her arms??? LMFAO!!!
oh this is just so wrong. i threw up a little in my mouth
ReplyDeleteShe looks like the devil..look at her fucking devil creepy stare
ReplyDelete=(
I know. I'm sorry if it scared you. lol
ReplyDeleteIt's expected. *pushes bucket over to CB3*
ReplyDeleteI think I'm following your lead! *hi5*
ReplyDeleteYou don't want some babies, Leah? COME ON! DO IT! DO IT!
ReplyDeleteDid you make any placenta shampoo? lol
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've seen the best years are like 1-3. The rest is scary as fuck! And I have not forgotten OUR deal. If I have a baby and I change my mind I'm sending it to you! Don't try and get out of it!! I'll get Marcela to drive us to your house.
ReplyDeleteThat baby didn't just slide out it swung out! Tarzan style!
ReplyDeleteWhy did I know you were going to say that.
ReplyDeleteFuck I like the plan of you and Marcela driving to my house! I have lots of room for my BTBs!
ReplyDeleteAfter vomiting up my dinner (thanks,I paid good money for that!) and after "Ewwwwing" at her massive 1980's bush....I got to thinking,after I gave birth (and AFTER the umbilical cord was no longer hanging from my vagina) all I felt like doing was taking copious amounts of pain killers and sleeping for about two weeks. Who the FUCK stands up and poses?????
ReplyDeleteOMG! MY CLIT! I'm beyond happy that you made it over to my happy!
ReplyDelete*muah*
♥
Yes! My Cooter! I missed you baby...but fear not your Clit has arrived.....rub me gently with a circular motion to welcome me! ;D
ReplyDeleteYou know I will! *evil grin*
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