Yeah.....some people have crazy ideas that make no sense at all! I think I saw a similar one where he was sitting on a whale! Makes a little bit more sense. LOL But still crazy
I am dead serious! It was cold as fuck, I was in Europe Ice skating with my niece, my feet were wet and cold, I was sniffling my runny nose... Then I fall... LOL
The impact of my ass on the hard as stone ice...All those boogers I had been holding, and sniffling back in, came out flying with a vengeance.I did not feel pretty at that specific moment LOL
You want to hear something fucked up? I haven't even told my bf this.
I was grocery shopping last week and I was dressed casual/comfy. White tank top with a zip up hoodie and jeans. And course I got my ta-ta's in a VS push-up bra.
I'll never wear a push-up bra again!
I was going down the drink aisle and the Pepsi guy was there stocking the drinks. I lean down to grab a cube of Pepsi and when I come back up my left tit had popped up and OUT! By the time I get the soda in the cart the Pepsi guy is just frozen...fucking frozen! He is not even blinking! I looked down and screeched and actually jumped in the air. I could fill vomit coming up my throat. And I immediately start pushing the cart past him and he actually said, HI. I thought my body was going to explode from the heat of embarrassment. I know my body temp. jumped 10 degrees.
LESSON FROM THIS EVENT:
NEVER WEAR A PUSH-UP BRA IF YOU ARE BIGGER THEN A C CUP OR WEARING IT WITH A TANK TOP.
This is by far one of my most embarrassing moments of all times.
So this is high school, this HOT guy named Erwin asks me to have a walk. We walk around, me being all frirty and shit. He asks me if I want to seat in a little bench, so I sit. I wanted to sit cross-legged in front of him, so as I lift my leg.. a fart escapes. DAMN YOU MOM! for making those artichokes! She knows they make me gasy! The duchebag even asked me "Did you just fart?" I was a fucking rainbow! LOL
I could help ya Marcela, if I can teach 2 and 3 year olds to skate I can teach you! lol. Surely the thousands of dollars my parents put towards 13 years of figure skating are being put to good use. lol.
Hey stranger! You need to keep us updated. Why would ever think you would burden us with anything?? That's crazy! We love you and need to know that you are A-OK!
I ate shit in a skating competition in front of a thousand people and judges.... seriously went to do my camel spin and my toe pick caught and I fell face forward to the ice....
Guess which lil'-old blog is shutting down? I promise I was not there to post... I was just snooping around.... That is still considered faithful, isn't it? Kind of like, Rob can look at Katy Perry so long as he doesn't touch.... Right? ;-)
No cheating indeed! I have very fond memories of that site, it used to be out little piece heaven, before it turned to crap. I'll always be thankful to that site, there is where BTBs were created and I'll never forget the good times.
But they are now past, they have been for a long time, we are present and future!
I found you BTBs through that site! I would go through all of the old posts... I would spend hours. I kept seeing you and FB and K~K, and a bunch more, but then noticed that you were no longer posting, so I followed you through Disqus and found this piece of HEAVEN! LONG LIVE BTBs!!!!!!!!!!
Agree! It was here we all met and I'm handful for that but we moved on and now have this awesome site that Marcela & FB have provided us to be who we r!
I'm proud to say I'm a BTB and got my sistas back at anytime!
Indeed...the BTB's are with Rob to the bitter end! I love Twilight with all my heart, but I look forward to new and adventerous roles for Mr. Pattinson!
That's one hell of a giant bird. I'm liking this mode of transportation for Rob. It means he could totally fly with it and visit each one of us. Like Santa Claus.
Yep, I like the little hearts and the trademark symbol too!!! I have an older HP desktop but my DH has an iMac I can use...or do I have to have special software downloaded?????
What is this?! LOL
ReplyDeleteWhy is he sitting on a seagull? Well, never mind.....
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I'm afraid I do not have an answer for you my dear... LOL
ReplyDeleteI does not happen very often!
Yeah.....some people have crazy ideas that make no sense at all!
ReplyDeleteI think I saw a similar one where he was sitting on a whale! Makes a little bit more sense. LOL
But still crazy
Marcela without a reply???!!!!! WTF??!!!!
ReplyDelete*puts on ice skates*
This is what happens when photoshop gets in the WRONG hands. But I like it! lol
ReplyDeleteHaha that bird...ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting for these start rolling in! Lololol, yay!!!
ReplyDeleteOf all the things that could be photoshopped...
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteDude!!! There is no way I'm putting on skates! did I tell you what happened to me the last time I ice skated?!?
I fell on my ass so hard, my boogers flew out of my nose like rockets from the impact!
I'm not doing that again, I'm sure is on youtube or something! LOL
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know fucking crazy creative bitches, we love them! LOL
I'd still fuck him on the bird! LOL
ReplyDeleteWell of course
ReplyDeleteLmao that's hilarious. Your boogers? You fuckin with us?
ReplyDeleteI actually had to look at this twice cause I did not notice the seagull right away! DERP!!!
ReplyDeleteSee my BTB eyes went straight to Rob!
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe know you were looking for LeMosterCock! LOL
A true BTB indeed!
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteTrue, it shows the immense state of instability of our fellow twitards LOL
LOL!!! Me too! i'm not the only one entertained by all this awesome crazy stuff!!
ReplyDeleteI am dead serious! It was cold as fuck, I was in Europe Ice skating with my niece, my feet were wet and cold, I was sniffling my runny nose... Then I fall... LOL
ReplyDeleteThe impact of my ass on the hard as stone ice...All those boogers I had been holding, and sniffling back in, came out flying with a vengeance.I did not feel pretty at that specific moment LOL
you are a sick puppy.... well we all are LOL
ReplyDeleteOh my good God that's fucking hilarious
ReplyDeleteAnd proud of it
ReplyDeleteTehee! Seriously I still don't see the seagull that much! My eyes go straight to his wet body!
ReplyDelete***drooling just a tad*****
HOLY FUCK BALLS! LMAO!!
ReplyDeletePopsicle snot rockets!
http://youtu.be/16FdJrrAWSo
ReplyDeleteLOL Now this song its stuck in my head!!!
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeap, just like that! LMFAO!!!
You want to hear something fucked up? I haven't even told my bf this.
ReplyDeleteI was grocery shopping last week and I was dressed casual/comfy. White tank top with a zip up hoodie and jeans. And course I got my ta-ta's in a VS push-up bra.
I'll never wear a push-up bra again!
I was going down the drink aisle and the Pepsi guy was there stocking the drinks. I lean down to grab a cube of Pepsi and when I come back up my left tit had popped up and OUT! By the time I get the soda in the cart the Pepsi guy is just frozen...fucking frozen! He is not even blinking! I looked down and screeched and actually jumped in the air. I could fill vomit coming up my throat. And I immediately start pushing the cart past him and he actually said, HI. I thought my body was going to explode from the heat of embarrassment. I know my body temp. jumped 10 degrees.
LESSON FROM THIS EVENT:
NEVER WEAR A PUSH-UP BRA IF YOU ARE BIGGER THEN A C CUP OR WEARING IT WITH A TANK TOP.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was there to see that!!! LOL Seriously!!! LOL
LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteI'm NOT gonna one-up you and tell you about the time I farted on a first date LOL
I refuse to shop on Thursdays now. I'm scared I'll run into him.
ReplyDeleteUnstable? Maybe.... Boring? Absolutely. I want to see coochies and titties, and wieners of course. But, Rob flying on a bird? Please.
ReplyDeleteOH COME ON! I had public nudity. You have to tell me about the squeaky mouse that ran out on you!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is by far one of my most embarrassing moments of all times.
So this is high school, this HOT guy named Erwin asks me to have a walk. We walk around, me being all frirty and shit. He asks me if I want to seat in a little bench, so I sit. I wanted to sit cross-legged in front of him, so as I lift my leg.. a fart escapes.
DAMN YOU MOM! for making those artichokes! She knows they make me gasy!
The duchebag even asked me "Did you just fart?" I was a fucking rainbow! LOL
ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is so fucking funny! You should have told him it was just a Rocky Mountain Barking Spider he heard. lol
Have you ever queefed after sex? *raises hand*
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteYES! and during sex sometimes when we are going at it doggie style, then I get a giggle attack!
They must call you the titty girl! LOL
ReplyDeleteI could help ya Marcela, if I can teach 2 and 3 year olds to skate I can teach you! lol. Surely the thousands of dollars my parents put towards 13 years of figure skating are being put to good use. lol.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO FB you actually made me laugh.... so thank you! lol. I think I need a VS push up....
ReplyDeleteBTB - I bet you made his day!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww Thanks!!! lol I could use the help! I was ok at it until I ate shit like no other! LOL
ReplyDeleteI should get Pepsi free for life.
ReplyDeleteThey almost had to call me Clean-up on drink aisle girl. I swear I thought I was going to throw chunks. lol
ReplyDeleteHey stranger! You need to keep us updated. Why would ever think you would burden us with anything?? That's crazy! We love you and need to know that you are A-OK!
ReplyDeletePromise us you won't do that again, okay?
Loves U!♥
Go with VS Very Sexy push-up bras. OMFG! Amazing bras!
ReplyDelete**almost amazing**
**points down to Pepsi problem**
I need all the help I can get in the chest area.... lol. Are they padded too? I have not much to push unless they have padding too...lol.
ReplyDeleteI fucking love it! lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI ate shit in a skating competition in front of a thousand people and judges.... seriously went to do my camel spin and my toe pick caught and I fell face forward to the ice....
ReplyDeleteThanks FB I loves you too BTB. I'll try not to do that again. I'll make sure I pop in periodically if anything. ♥
ReplyDeleteGuess which lil'-old blog is shutting down?
ReplyDeleteI promise I was not there to post... I was just snooping around.... That is still considered faithful, isn't it? Kind of like, Rob can look at Katy Perry so long as he doesn't touch.... Right? ;-)
LOL!
ReplyDeleteNo cheating indeed! I have very fond memories of that site, it used to be out little piece heaven, before it turned to crap. I'll always be thankful to that site, there is where BTBs were created and I'll never forget the good times.
But they are now past, they have been for a long time, we are present and future!
LONG LIVE BTBs!!!
Yep I have! Always seems to be during doggie style or if u are in any kinda of upside down position!
ReplyDeleteI start laughing when then happens!
Once I queefed so loud and Long my BF at the time start told me it felt like a mini vibrator was in me!
Fuckin eh!
Omg you poor thing! I would have felt the same way!
ReplyDeleteI found you BTBs through that site! I would go through all of the old posts... I would spend hours. I kept seeing you and FB and K~K, and a bunch more, but then noticed that you were no longer posting, so I followed you through Disqus and found this piece of HEAVEN!
ReplyDeleteLONG LIVE BTBs!!!!!!!!!!
Agree! It was here we all met and I'm handful for that but we moved on and now have this awesome site that Marcela & FB have provided us to be who we r!
ReplyDeleteI'm proud to say I'm a BTB and got my sistas back at anytime!
Love ya!
Yes you should!
ReplyDeleteLove you too! ♥
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH YOUR NEW AVI!!!!!HAND PORN!!!
ReplyDeleteIndeed...the BTB's are with Rob to the bitter end! I love Twilight with all my heart, but I look forward to new and adventerous roles for Mr. Pattinson!
ReplyDeleteI wish it was cock prn, but I'll take what I can get!
ReplyDeleteAw man! I wish I was there to see it.... in a good way! I'm sorry it happened though... I would faint from embarrassment. :-(
ReplyDeleteYup. My DH laughs and imitates it... "pphft"... then we both keep making the sound and laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat's one hell of a giant bird. I'm liking this mode of transportation for Rob. It means he could totally fly with it and visit each one of us. Like Santa Claus.
ReplyDeleteIt was so bad.
ReplyDeleteVery creative avi!
ReplyDeleteSO HOT!
Was the pepsi guy cute?
ReplyDeleteHow do I get all those cute symbols next to my BTB name? I'm a techtard so be gentle with me!
ReplyDelete*sings* I believe I can fly* *goes to lick screen*
ReplyDeleteI tried to put the BTB name next to my(blog) screen name and it will not let me :(
ReplyDeleteI don't know why. Everyone else can do it. Just go into edit profile and modify your name, that's it!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of things do you want to add? Alt code graphics?
ReplyDeleteOf course a BTB would ask if the guy was cute. Loves it! LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think he was cute. But most of the "blue crew" is cute.
Go ahead Leah, say it. Spread your wings and cum inside....what is it that you say? lol
ReplyDeleteYep, I like the little hearts and the trademark symbol too!!! I have an older HP desktop but my DH has an iMac I can use...or do I have to have special software downloaded?????
ReplyDeleteYou don't need any software. ☺
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