I think I had a stroke, and there is possibility I may be pregnant from looking at this man so much.
GOOD GOD!!!
Thanks FB and PL for being so fucking awesome!!!
Another Rob-Lover created this video, I bow to your awesomeness whoever you are!
All the pics in one little video... Fucking Heaven
And GIFs rule the earth...
THANKS MegO for the tip!!! XOXO
Excuse me while I go fetch more batteries....
HOLY FUCK BALLS! His Jesus beard turns me on so much. I love him cleaned up and I love him scruff! He looks grrrreat!
ReplyDeletelove it! *this story makes me feel so fucking wet* and that is the truth! and with that said I have to split now so I will be back this afteroon :)
ReplyDelete*cums* :O
ReplyDeleteME.....
ReplyDeletehttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ua54fg011qm8c89o1_500.gif
OMG. Love the gif!!
ReplyDeleteCan I start calling you Marcela Wet Pants now?
HE looks... he looks....
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ubj8ZlyY1qzmmj3.gif
Love it!!! that is every BTB up in here!
ReplyDeleteLICKY LICKY...slurp slurp....squirt squirt
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat pants.... I'm ready Rob LOL
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hztxIPM71r32xob.gif
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteSlight mistake on this gif, I'm actually licking his cock... LOL
Can you believe the are bitches out there saying Rob looks fat?!?!?
ReplyDeleteWTF He never looked better to me!!!
To all of the twat taking shit, this is for you:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18zi5GxyA1qelb35o2_r2_250.gif
Robert Pattinson should be the future James Bond. He's British and dark haired already. He fits the description better than Daniel Craig.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck yeah!!!
ReplyDeleteAMEN!!!!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyl5hMjqM1qi59w1.gif
Adios!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp5y28HGyg1qzg8vk.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09heb10It1rntu0eo2_250.gif
ReplyDeleteEven if he's fat, we can all blame Kristen and her amazing cooking. LOL
ReplyDeleteWhich you totally don't mind. LOL
ReplyDeleteEnjoying each second of this sacrifice... LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/554812_351269874923411_100001212056214_1093872_1114622165_n.jpg
ReplyDeleteI just choked on my drink seeing that picture! LMAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!! *pats JIMB back*
ReplyDeleteLOL soo true!!
ReplyDeletejesus i am already at the doctor! Ya tryin ta kill me?
ReplyDeleteWTF are you kidding me? Where? I'll cut a bitch!!! lol.
ReplyDeleteSeriously I think for every person that says Rob is fat should have to post pics of themselves in bathing suits for us to judge!
Yup!!! I sure got some weird looks from the kids yesterday when I first saw the pics...lol.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO oh fucking Stamkos....
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!! So this is you?! I KNEW IT!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteMy Apologies,
ReplyDeleteI blame Rob.... LOL
I KNOW!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean, it's true that he has put some weigh...
BUT HE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER!!!!
He looks HOT and BUFF as FUCK!!!!!
LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly you would know who they are!!! I love it!!!
This gif cracks me up!
*blushes* I admit it.... lol.
ReplyDeleteI knew it had to be a BTB!!! LOL
ReplyDeletehehehe Is my Canadian showing again?
ReplyDeleteExactly! If they want guys like Kellan than go drool over his 1000 shirtless pics!
ReplyDeleteIt's classic BTB thats for sure! lol.
ReplyDeleteLOL But we love it!!! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeletehahaha well thats good! I'll keep being the lone Canuck!
ReplyDeleteJust fyi BTBs if you watch Live with Kelly this week she's in Banff Alberta and has been showing some of the great views. Also Peter Facinelli is guest hosting I think on Wednesday. I seriously love Banff though, we haven't gone since last summer it is amazing!
ReplyDeleteMalibu Ken has fucking NOTHING on Malibu Rob...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.manbehindthedoll.com/images/surfsupscanfp.jpg
IMO, Malibu Ken resembles a "blonde" Taylor Lautner... Right??? LMFAO!!!
Cool! I will have to check some it out online...
ReplyDeleteDid he get you preggo???
ReplyDeleteI agree! For some reason, I have never been able to enjoy DC as Bond.
ReplyDeleteKristen can then play his Bond girl!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck them! I do not agree that he is fat. However, I will say that his body has changed because it looks less teen-like and more manly. Hot damn that is fucking HOT!!! I attribute all these fuckable changes to Kristen's good lovin' and good cookin'!!! So, those nasty-talking bitches can suck on that ham-bone and shut the fuck-up already! LOL!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe all know that the "fat" has gone to the only place that should be chubby... his MonsterCock!!!!
ReplyDeleteExactly!!!
ReplyDeleteLong gone are his days of eating lots of In-N-Out Burger!!!
If I were a sponge, I'd suck up all of Rob, too!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou call that a mistake???
ReplyDeleteNo. lol. I wish lol just kidding. I had a panic attack last night
ReplyDeleteME TOOO
ReplyDeleteOh, shit... I hope that you are feeling better, BTB-KK!!! *SMOOCHES*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT! it's the face!!! LOL
Awwww I'll check it out!!! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG BATL!!! I so fucking see it!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely do they've been showing pics of things around Banff and laughing at the city Regina..... LMAO
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!! HAM BONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh no, I hope everything is okay now!
ReplyDeleteI've never watched the Bond movies....
ReplyDeleteOH GOD!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15x70KBlG1qdzee3.gif
Too much? lol.
ReplyDeleteAlthough he's doing a lot of the in and out himself.... ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are our BTB Representative of Canada for the BTB United Nations!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh! I love it!!! I bet it tastes salty...♥
ReplyDeleteThat's what I did when I saw my new AVI picture! LOL Immediatly I had to change. Wet Rob...seriously? Oh yeah...♥ Major lick!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha... Rob has a much bigger BOARD to hold!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteI can't for the life of me figure out what BATL is?!?!? Put me out of my misery and tell me...lol
ReplyDeleteThey're know for their wild wolves there...♥ Beautiful country...
ReplyDeleteI should be. It made me think there was something wrong with my heart. Scary shit!
ReplyDeleteI hope it will continue to be okay. Who knows when i'll freak out next.
ReplyDeleteOMR, you're killing me with the GIFs!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's just the position he's in in some of the pics, and for some reason they can't figure that out? Idiots!!! ♥ I love how he looks like such a man now, and not that quirly kid anymore. Rawrrrrrr.
HE'S SKINNY! HE'S SKINNY!!! lol
ReplyDeleteI think he looks great!!! ♥ See, look at my new AVI...☺
It is beautiful country I love living just a couple hours for Banff or Jasper! Both are beautiful and the kids love going to the mountains. Word of the wise.... no matter how welcoming water in the mountains look you will freeze your nipples off! lol.
ReplyDeleteI love that he looks more like a man now, too! And I'm simply going to melt when he starts pushing a baby around one day, and takes him/her out to play...♥
ReplyDeleteBust a tit laughing! lol. Or as my husband has pointed out for men Bust a testicle laughing.... lol.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember who was it FB or Marcela who decided to start BATL?
Either that or she likes to be on top? Toppers burn more calories!!! ♥ lol
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love it! I will give Canada a disgrace to their name proudly with my perverted thoughts and foul mouth! ;)
ReplyDeleteEH FUCKING EH! lol
Now it's just In-N-Out of other things!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteOh! I didn't see your reply and I totally mind-read you!!! lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO...that looks fun!!!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh, okay!! lol
ReplyDeleteRob holding a baby in a baby sling..... *flatlines*
ReplyDeleteKinda like Cam when he had his baby only so much hotter!!!
I could see Kristen as a top.....
ReplyDelete*drools* oh sorry about that.... lol.
hahaha great minds think a like my BTB!!! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to do, you have to have amazing balance.... not that umm I've tried or anything..... *blushes*
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! *Crying* So true!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, Rob will only look hotter with time... marriage, babies, full of life... hopefully all with Kristen!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that you will be ok, Hunny Bunny! Take care, and go easy on the Rob pics!!! Love ya!!!
ReplyDeleteBuwahahahaha!!!!!!! Longer and wider while Ken is cockless!!! LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! Kristen would know!!!
ReplyDeleteNEVER!!! Especially around here!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI see that you are ready to receive your pearl necklace from Malibu Rob!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteFor catering to guys mostly, the Bond movies are pretty good. If you have ever seen the Austin Powers' movies, one could say that they are a spoof on the Bond movies.
ReplyDeletePhew!!! Glad that I was not just seeing things... like fucking Alice!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI knew that I was not fucking seeing things... LOL!
ReplyDeleteNever getting Old
ReplyDeleteWell then! *twists head away*
ReplyDeleteIf you were a sponge and you soaked up all of Rob I would snatch you up and squeeze you all over my body! SO THERE!
ReplyDeleteLove ya!
♥
ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteNevahhhhh
ReplyDeletehahahaha glad I put your mind at ease! lol.
ReplyDeleteOkay good! lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd we are so fucking jealous of that fact!
ReplyDeletei can't stop looking at these photos! UNF
ReplyDeletePoor Barbie!!! ☺
ReplyDeleteYeah, time will tell, but I see them making it all the way in life. ♥ One of those couples who will defy the odds of Hollywood. ☺
ReplyDeleteNoooooo, of course not Meg!!! ♥ lol
ReplyDeleteThey certainly do, BTB!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteI loved that pic of Cam!! So sweet! [and fricken sexy] ♥
ReplyDeleteAre you still keeping up with my FF? I'm half way done posting the whole story. Got some very kind reviews. Support of my BTBs would make my life!!! ♥
lol yah....
ReplyDeleteAtta girl, let's share,ok?!?!? LOL
ReplyDelete*slurp* I love the new avi!!
ReplyDeleteMe either Sistah' me either *ogles some more*
ReplyDeleteI'm behind on FF but when I get some time I'll catch up BTB! Austin starts spring hockey tomorrow so I don't know when I'll be catching up but I'll try soon!
ReplyDeleteNOPE!!! Damn you Rob! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's what all the accessories are for! lol
ReplyDeleteYes, me loves the barbie accessories, mostly the cock-made ones LOL
ReplyDeleteWHAT WHAT??? Link woman!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVideo from Popsugar of our man Paddle boarding!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.popsugar.com/Robert-Pattinson-Shirtless-Video-Paddleboarding-22496881
Even the hubby saw the resemblance. He said it's better than the actual Twilight dolls! lol.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/7899613/1/Evenings_Light
ReplyDeleteGo read now BTBs!!! I'm trying to keep up but I have to go do laundry now..... boo I fucking hate laundry!
HOLY SHIT! CHECK OUT THE NEW VIDEO!!!! *Updated POST!*
ReplyDelete★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB AZ_Chica_BTB K2☼__Ami♥BD2♀Csmpls♠ MegO Hannah Verschuuren JIMD-Fangbanger Aurora23❤BTB❤® ♥K~K♥WaitingOnBD2!♥BTB♥ Angelahorny4Rob EVERYONE!!!!
THAnks!!!! I just added it!!! XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteIt's almost soothing with the waves but the whole soothing effect is gone when I look at Rob! lol.
ReplyDeleteI really should be folding laundry and washing floors and the 2 year old is still awake laughing with her dog in her room but I can't look away! Fuck me!!!
ReplyDeleteI just saw this on popsugar and was about to forward it to you and FB!
ReplyDeleteBTB radar is on!
Gosh he just so fucking dreamy! Le sigh....
I know!!! Shit, I', still wetter than him! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh yeah!! Ride that wave, Rob! Maybe lower your wet pants a bit too!! Strip in fact! Being naked on the beach is allowed!!
ReplyDeleteMe too! I just watched the Popsugar video you added and giggled the whole time! He's so flippen cute!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo worries, I was just curious. Xoxo have fun with hockey, lover!!!
ReplyDeleteLololololol!!!!!
ReplyDeleteClick on my name and it will take you there. I wrote it 3 years ago and was encouraged to post it. It's rated T though…I apologize… but I was keeping inline with SM and wrote a book 5 & half of 6 to her saga. It's my rough copy, but I loved writing it. ;)
ReplyDeleteOH DEAR GOD there's a video !!?!?!!! Just woke up........ I swear I don't know how long I will be able to control myselves. Every morning is like shocktherapy.
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding, BTB's don't need to control themselves lol ;)
I have the same problem. My 2 year old is on the couch watching tv in her pajama. I really should do some laundry and go to the store and my 2 year old got musiclesson in 2 hours. Fuck me twice!
ReplyDeleteUgh I'll try! I was hoping no spring hockey this year but considering the poor kiddo only played 8 regular season games out of 26 because of his concussion I had to let him play spring and summer hockey, which means only a bit of July free!
ReplyDeleteConcusion? Dear gods!! Really, no worries…you enjoy hockey and check in only when you can. GO TEAM!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteSaw it! he is just...perfection
ReplyDeleteNo words. Just convulsing orgasms.
ReplyDeleteRight there with you sistah-BTB
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14hjj3F0g1r2soot.gif
**runs and grabs paddle board that's been collecting dust** Waves goodbye to family as she jumps on the first flight to LA to scour the Malibu Beaches and paddle board with Rob!
ReplyDeleteI love the way your BTB mind works...
ReplyDeleteHe makes me wet when he's wet!
ReplyDeleteJust let those trunks slip a little lower!
I love popsugars zoom feature!
Buwahahahaha!!!!!!!! High 5 to your hubbs!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!! If your lucky, Malibu Rob may squirt at you on command!!!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope so!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI FLOVE IT!!! I FLOVE YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can quote me...lol ♥
ReplyDeleteShe's not gonna give up the 'most wanted guy' in Hollywood. And he's not gonna give up those legs!!! Plus they look like they kinda like each other...xoxo, lol
I smiled and giggled the whole time... He's just so flippen cute!!!!! ♥ And did a hell of a lot better than I would out there. I would have grabbed my board and drifted...
ReplyDelete*Applauds, BTB-K2!!* Well said!
ReplyDelete*Curtsies and holds out hand* You may kiss it from down on your knees...lol ♥ [wait, that's a hot visual]
ReplyDeleteChanneling Fifty??? LOL!
ReplyDeleteLol…I feel like a MOTU here sometimes!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteAtta girl!!!
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