Ok, I'm on a roll this morning.
If you happen to survive THIS let us know.
FB is probably high in pain killers from a procedure she had done.. this may actually kill her... but this is how we roll!!
LOVE YA BITCHES!
It was nice knowing you all!
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*FLATLINES*
why are they not showing this in my state at all? *cries*
ReplyDeleteThat second one is literally killing me! OH FUCK ME!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry! Hopefully a clever bitch will pirate it for us! ♥
ReplyDeletebwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, so dead,owwwwww ahhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!daedddddddddd
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone knows Russian, can watch the WHOLE MOVIE HERE:
***I don't know Russian, but I'm watching anyways!!!***
http://www.vidxden.com/0dtvh89dzoya/Bel.Ami.2012.CAM.XVID-RUSS.flv.html
ROBERT THOMAS PATTINSON, YOU ARE KILLING ME!
ReplyDeleteFUCK!!! Check out that hip action - Kristen is one lucky lady!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLYYYYYYYY SHIT!!!
ReplyDelete*****FLATLINES IN MY OWN PUDDLE OF CUM****
watched it last night Marcela.
ReplyDeletebarely survived...and I couldn't even hear Rob's voice....but got to see THIS!!!!
I don't know shit about acting....but how does a woman get fakefucked like THAT...and NOT have to go flick the bean when they yell CUT!???
ReplyDeletecuz...that right there....yeah, there could be twenty people in that room and I think I'd still cum all over the place....and all over Rob too! lmfao
Quick! We need baywatch Rob!!!
ReplyDeleteDude!!! He'd be wetter than surfing Rob, if that whore was ME!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI know *sniff* I love her, but hate her!
ReplyDeleteYou and me both... gahhhh!
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAPOLA!!!
ReplyDeleteHE's SO SEXY!!!! When he first wants to fuck Chistina Ricci, and he looks at her and bites his lip... *puddle of cum*
Do you know how many times hotter this would be if it was Kristen? Don't get me wrong, I'm wet and all..... but, Tonks is kinda nasty (looking).... I'm sure she's a great gal.... no offense to her intended.
ReplyDeleteHis back, and his ass...... *no words*
o shit umm if all else fails and its not in your state go to video on demand and Im sure amazon will be selling this too
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Flick the bean! Yeah, or the guy having to go spank his wood!
ReplyDeleteHow would it be possible to do those motions and NOT feel his cock slamming against your ass.... Right???
LOL!!! Right there with you sister, they did an excellent job making her look like a whore *shudders*
ReplyDeleteYeah Rob + Kristen = my death
*porn moans*
ReplyDeleteI'd pay big bucks for him to slam his cock on my ass!!!!
We are right there with you sister! *faints*
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY!!! I mean...they gonna sleeve that thing up and all...but as hard as he's goin' at it, there's gonna be contact with..the bean...and yeah, I am gettin' wet just thinkin' about it again! holyshit! and doggy style....them nuts slappin' against my hoohah....FUUUUUUCCCCK!!
ReplyDeleteOMG i would die again when he gives me mouth to mouth!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd die happy!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI'd so cup-a-feel his balls before going to hell tho! LOL
I would do more then cup a feel! I'd wet hump him then make him slip it in me before I flatlined again!
ReplyDeleteIKR....when they yell "cut" I'd grab Rob by the ear and haul his ass to my trailer and fuck him senseless...
ReplyDeleteIf only...why do all the nasty celebrities have sex tapes and not R/K...oh, yeah...they're not famewhores. But like I said before, I'd pay my retirement money to see the Twilight audition on CH's bed!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteSLIP IT IN!!!!
And that ^ my dears, Its a BTB actress! LOL
ReplyDeleteIm going to need to wear a diaper on May 4th watching this at home!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm seeing Avengers that morning then coming home to watch Bel Ami on my TV!!Gonna be an AWESOME DAY!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjy0sdHyN1r0ftodo1_400.gif
It sure doesn't look fake!! Rob is trying really hard ;0
ReplyDeleteI would not survive a scene like this , if that was ME. You still feel his naked dick bumping into your ass huh!
So funny, just had the same thoughts lol. Great minds think alike. Whe have a lot of that lately star!
ReplyDeleteFUUUUUUUCCKKKK, vid isn't working!! AAARRRRGH!
ReplyDeleteYes we do! We are all connected.... by Rob's cock!
ReplyDeleteI saw Ba last sunday with my husband. We were the first ones to arrive at the theater. And i said to him: I hope that we're going to be the only ones in this theatre when the movie starts because i'm seriously going to jump you. Unfortunately, we were not alone :(
ReplyDeleteRob and Kristen? Oh yeah, i'm having a nice visiual here. *Moan* ;)
ReplyDeleteI'd keep 'screwin' up....so we would have to retake and retake...at least get the most out of it as I possibly could! Or beg like a bitch for Rob to lose the sling or sock or what-the-fuck-ever that thing is called that keeps his cock from gettin' loose and into ...well ME! lmfao
ReplyDeleteit's bad today...but what do you expect when you post stuff like this??? Rob's ass thrusting for all to see and admire and fantasize about?? I be there will be many a man getting rode like a thoroughbred tonight! ;D
The mind reading telepathic Monster- cock! So that's were SM gets here ideas from :)
ReplyDeleteOh Yes, it's already tonight here and i'm planning to attack my hubby in less than an hour ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm i the only one with this problem? It's really diificult for me to scroll down to read the comments. I don't know what it is , but i keep cumming back up ;)
ReplyDeleteHoly Thrusting and Ass-cracks of ALL Ass-cracks, Batman!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think that my water just broke....
You are NOT alone!!!!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI cannot help but think of how THIS is how he looks as he takes Kristen from behind.... Unnnnnnnnfffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!
Bummer!!! But, I bet you had good, old-fashion car sex after the movie, right??? ;-)
ReplyDeleteHoly fucking shit! Is this real life?!
ReplyDeleteRob, you pornstar!
It looks so real! o_O Damn
ITA!!!!!!!! I think we now need a manip of Rob thrusting into Kristen using the above pics/gifs!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Marcela!!! Thank god, I understand it! Or I hope I will!
LMFAO!!!!!!!! So true!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. THAT'S NATALIA TENA?! HOLY SHIT. WHAT?!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD. O_O.
Amen, Sista!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck me blind and stupid!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUHUH! My thoughts exactly *_*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's just lots and lots of cum!
*snaps gloves in*
just in case!
Well, we took the train. Do you have any idea how much it cost to park your car in Amsterdam!!!
ReplyDelete*smooch*
ReplyDeleteI don't understand a word, but just watching him... UNF FUCKING UNF!
I agree! It's a visual that I will NEVER get out of my head!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo...train sex? :P
ReplyDeleteYES THIS PLEASE
ReplyDeleteRAWR!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for that interview she gave about this scene. Saw that couple of months ago. She told that she and Rob were making jokes and that they were encouraging eachother to moan louder. She said It was Rob idea to take her from behind, because taht lookes dirtier.
ReplyDeleteOMG, yes it would be so much hotter! I don't know if we would survive it though! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree, she looked kind of nasty and trashy!
Your night will be so filled with the amount of sexy hot men + fucking you . LOL
ReplyDeleteTrain sex sounds like fun!!! In fact, I think that I read a fanfic that started off that way!!!
ReplyDeleteI have never been to Amsterdam, but hope to visit there one day. I will be sure to not rent a car while there!
LMFAO at your "gloves"!!!!!! My bag is packed and ready to go just in case those gifs cause premature labor!!!
ReplyDelete*hyperventilates*
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hvweiFkN1r6f2z0.gif
Rob and Kris?!?!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrr398GQEh1qc7d69.gif
I told you already!
ReplyDeleteStop pinching your nipples! That causes contractions!! LOL
I seriously can't stop looking at these gifs!
ReplyDelete"Hi My name is Aurora & I am a BTB adDICKted to ROBERT PATTINSON"
http://natalia-tena.org/?p=265#respond
ReplyDeleteWhat ff? You can't mention ff and not telling me the title, that's torture :(
ReplyDeleteHI AURORA *Waves*
ReplyDeleteFirst step is to admit you have an addiction...
But, darling we don't have a cure! Just enjoy the ride, with the room-full of addicts!!!!
Exactly! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm watching Bel Ami now! Woohooo
can't find that take her from behind quote dammit. i must have mixed up two interviews. i will keep looking!
ReplyDeleteI think it may be "The Cullen Campaign" by belladonna1472, but I am not sure.
ReplyDeleteI. Cannot. Help. It!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, my hubby wonders why I keep slapping his hands away...
It was on this other blog ;)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.robsessedpattinson.com/search?q=natalia+tena+talks+Rob
found it, thanks hun! *smooch*
ReplyDeleteYeah. There are a lot of interviews on the net, where she says some kind of nasty stuff... I don't know how many of those articles are true, but here is a short vid with Josh (MTV)
ReplyDeletehttp://vodpod.com/watch/5921842-natalia-tena-teases-naughty-scenes-with-bel-ami-co-star-robert-pattinson
Right. I saw that. It's worded different ways in different articles, and I also can't tell whether she insinuated that they were an item at one time, or it was one of his friends that she was dating... Who knows.
ReplyDeleteJust watched the Russian feed of BA. Can anyone tell me why he looked like he was in pain when Uma was sitting on him/fucking him? He looked disgusted. That is so not how I pictured his fuck face. I wish I knew what they were saying.
ReplyDeleteWell, I understand most of it and that's enough for me! LOL
ReplyDeleteAlthough I miss his voice!
Uh huh... THIS was why I saw Bel Ami three times...
ReplyDeleteI think I read once that there is a scene where he was raped by Uma's character! Maybe that's this scene?!
ReplyDeleteI'm watching it now! Let's see if I can translate it to you when I'm finished! Or ask Hannah! She watched it in the cinema!
I'm.....dead..........Im.....just........dead........ *grabs inhalers* *_*
ReplyDeleteoh I PLAN on topping that trust me! I plan on seeing this MULTIPLE times!
ReplyDeleteyeah that is what happend in that sence Uma's charater basically raped him
ReplyDelete*walks up to the podium* hi my name is Leah and I too, am adDICKted to Robert Pattinson and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!
ReplyDeleteyes it is..but do we care OH HELL NO! and thank god there is NO cure!!
ReplyDeleteoh great now I have to change AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! seriously though are you okay?! when is are you due?
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDelete*shouts over the innercome* CLEAN UP ON AISLE ONE!*
ReplyDeletepoor hubby! LOL
ReplyDeleteI sat here eating my apple(from lunch time) and I just sat back and watched the GIF's OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeletewoooooo Hannah you wild woman! ;)
ReplyDeleteyeah and fog up the windows and have that car rockin!!
ReplyDeletefor ridding a bus here in the states costs $1.75 for a single ride and $6.00 for a day pass and for seniors 1.50 for seniors and if you want a montly pass(we also have trains and what we call light rail) it costs about $60.00 a month
ReplyDeleteRaped. Pft. Ok. *in Jessica Stanley's voice*
ReplyDeletewoooo whats the title?!
ReplyDeleteDo you know Russian?
ReplyDeleteoh okay thanks!
ReplyDelete*hands Marcela an oxygen tank and mask*
ReplyDeleteHi, my name is Karen...and what they said!
ReplyDeleteI just hope the feed is still available by the time I get to it tonight! I'm 3 hours behind California time!
ReplyDeletePlease fill me in... I don't speak Russian. LOL...........
ReplyDeleteWas Uma "raping" Georges? Cuz, he looked like he was in pain, or disgusted when she was on his lap..... (or does he have a painful STD? lol) What was being said in that scene? Also, the girl he marries at the end... is that old nympho's daughter? Is that why she was wearing black at the wedding? Did Georges marry the girl for her inheritance, and if so... why in the world would her parents allow it to happen, if they knew the money would become his?
* applauds*
ReplyDeleteHi Karen, shammanties and appetizer are on the back! LOL
Oh you lucky bitch!!!! I love it!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Yes, I am doing ok! Thanks, BTB-Leah!
ReplyDeleteI am due on June 28th. :-)
LMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePoor hubby??? Poor me!!! I have plenty of other parts that he can touch!!! LOL! ;-)
ReplyDeleteBeen there, done that!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteSee my response to BTB-Hannah...
ReplyDeleteYou are most welcome!!!
ReplyDeleteMultiple times, multiple orgasms... Just how we LOVE it!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY! *Smooches*
ReplyDeleteShe may have joined the "Miles Far and Wide" Club... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteYes Russian (not 100% anymore) and German!
ReplyDeleteSo as far as I understand he told her not to hurry/rush. She wanted to fuck him really quickly because she had her Loverboy waiting for her later that day!
UNF!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it yet but I will in about 2 weeks then June 8th!
ReplyDelete*high* 5*! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteawesome June 28th huh cool! and you are welcome BTB AZ!
ReplyDelete;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! okay correction poor AZ *hugs*
ReplyDeleteHoly fucking shit I wish I was on that receiving end.. Jesus.......
ReplyDeleteHi my name is Dixie and I am hopelessly adDICKted to Robert Pattinson and do not want a cure!
ReplyDeleteCool! Do you know why he appeared to be in pain?
ReplyDeleteThis movie is going to kill me. And I fucking love it.
ReplyDeleteoften wondered that myself.....js ;) thanks 'Jennnn' for bringing this out in the open hun ;)
ReplyDeleteIKR!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jji0hVuo1qikh73.gif
Nah. That wasn't your baby water... that was your coochie water... you're a BTB after all.
ReplyDeleteShe's just doing the BTB promise. lol
ReplyDeleteFor that reason alone, I would not want to be pregnant again. My boobs were off limits from my DH for a few years... I couldn't wrap my brain around him fondling my baby's dinner bags.
ReplyDeleteNow... if I had to make my nipples off limits presently.... I would cry and weep like a little bitch... those things are hard-wired to my coochie now.
The last time I had car sex with the bf I cummed so hard that I either passed out or went straight to sleep and he didn't get to get his rocks off. I just remember waking up in the backseat and pulling into the driveway.
ReplyDeleteI think he got mad and we haven't had car sex then. lol
What can I say, BTB cums first.
But how much is a cup of coffee and bagel?
ReplyDeleteAwwww....poor Marcela.
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28t1yZD1l1r6cq8k.gif
THERE'S WAS NO FUCKING WAY I COULD GO THE DAY WITHOUT USING THIS GIF!!! LMFAO!!
"Hi Karen, Leah, Aurora, Marcela... I'm Star and I too am addicted to Ro..... *squirt, squirt, squirt*.... sorry, what were we introducing ourselves for???"
ReplyDeleteEven as tick I'd fuck him. Now that's what I call fuck power!
ReplyDeleteFUCK THAT! *jumps over Marcela and starts giving CPR*
ReplyDeleteYUM!
You must be here for our Robaholics Anonymous meeting! Welcome to our addiction... but we are not here to help you cope. We are here to drag you in much deeper... are you ready???
ReplyDeleteNice avi!
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1w32592Op1roarllo1_250.gif
Ah yes! The bone grinder.
ReplyDeleteLet the BTB dripping begin.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15oq0dzXv1r7nxqbo1_500.jpg
Nice!
ReplyDeleteYes it is going to kill us all!!! LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeletetehee!!! Seriously this man just Fucking knows how to make me squirt with just his actions!!!
ReplyDelete***waves to my BTB sistas HELLO****
You said flick the bean lolllllll ahhh hahahhahaaa
ReplyDeleteWell said Star4!
ReplyDeleteIt's no wonder Kristen twitches the way she does. I would too if I got fucked like that!
ReplyDeletewould you rather call it ...p'diddle, jillin', rub'n a genie?
ReplyDeletepoint is...we all know we'd have a slight problem after doing that scene! lol
I'm good with flick the bean....my bean would fall off I'd flick it so many times
ReplyDeleteWelCUM Lulu!
ReplyDeleteLMFAOOOOO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat brought me all the way to Twilight and porky bella!! LOL
WelCUM Dixie Jewel!!!
ReplyDeleteGet ready to sit on a puddle, there grab a Shammantie!
Oh baby girl, I know what you mean!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!! Baby dinner bags!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHow about how $$ for some head in dark alley? LOL
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1
ReplyDeleteI saw this on the car, but I couldn't comment back!
OMG I had tears on my eyes!!!!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
This MUST be BTB work right there! it's too epic!
Be gentle with your bean woman!! LOL
ReplyDeletemarcela luluguest [formerly] lol
ReplyDeleteYa know do ya think i should change my name to nunlulu?
I dunno you lot are teachen me a few things on here. And quite frankly hun.....Im a lil scared at what you all know and i dont...hence da 'nun;)
Well Lulu, we can start as nunlulu, then move to hornylulu, then lulu.the.slut, and finally Lulu_BTB.
ReplyDeleteThat will be the last and BEST level of perviness one can reach!! lol BTB level!
You got lot of teachers here! keep reading and commenting! LOL
He keeps yelling: slow down madeleine, slow down. Uma just thought to have a quicky to get it over with. she was in a hurry, because she expected the count the Vaudrec to arrive any minute
ReplyDeletesee my reply above for the rape answer. and yes the girls he marries is Virginies daughter, that's why she's in mourning. Gosh,try picturing your daughter marrying Rob after you fucked him ! Yes he did marry her for her money, she has a 30 million francs dowery! her parents let this happen because she ran away with him and they think he slept with her. So to prevent any scandal he must marry her. What her parents don't know is that he never touched her (except the kiss on her forehead)
ReplyDeleteThat's freaking cheap!!! You pay $ 8 for a returnticket with the bus for a 15 minute drive. our train ticket costs $35 to Amsterdam.
ReplyDeleteLOL depends on the hooker I guess?
ReplyDeleteGood question! And they charge extra for the Purell sanitizer afterwards. ☺
ReplyDeleteIt's hysterical! Thank God you found it!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRespect the bean!
ReplyDeleteAnd once she becomes a BTB she gets her first pair of BTB shammanties!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! Good morning FB;)
ReplyDeleteHey Hannah! *smooch*
ReplyDeleteThank you for filling me in! :-)
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome dear!
ReplyDeleteYou are right!!! I still have not gone to the hospital! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO at "baby's dinner bags"!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! That's just how we BTBs roll!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome and enjoy the ride with us, Dixie Jewel!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOLed so much reading ur comments tho the BTB meaning is still lost on me...could u reveal that for me plz?
ReplyDeleteBtw love the objectification of Rob as much as Kristen does so this is my new fav place to hang out ;)
Tks for the gifs
lol
ReplyDeleteShe's used to it being rough...ever since I've been a fan of Rob lol
ReplyDelete=/
OH...MY...ROB!!! I honestly don't even know what to type................
ReplyDeleteI don't even know who I am right now...
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThat's right sister! I may have to post that video for laughs, lol A blast from porky past!
LOVE THE ASS SHOT! THAT YOU COULD BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF! and I want to give him a "love" bite" on his SEXY FUCK HOT ASS *wipes up drool from the ground* I'M HUNGRY!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I managed too type something up above your comment and it was not easy xD
ReplyDeletethat movie was funny! but my favorite movie is Animal House I loved it
ReplyDelete*taps foot* just waiting on a U.S. release date! and how are you doing?
ReplyDeletethis waiting for a U.S. release date is FUCKING KILLING ME!!!!
ReplyDeleteAMEN! and welcome to the world of BTB uncensored!
ReplyDeleteWe'll eventually get it after it's hit every country and also been shown on Uranus. The US is being punished and I don't like it.
ReplyDeleteDoing good over here. How about over there?
Did you get my message about your b-day?
that is so well said! yes today is our first meeting and we are here to discuss Robs anatomy! *gets pionting stick*
ReplyDeleteyep! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI want to give him a "love" bite on his sexy FH ass! a soft, and slow one til he can't stand it anymore and "cums" all over the place *evil smirk*
ReplyDeleteyou are sooooo lucky but I plan on topping that one hee heee in between seeing it on demand(comcast) and seeing it in the theater June 8th I will have seen it at least 15 to 20 times *big grin*
ReplyDeletewooo say it BTB!
ReplyDelete*shrugs shoulders* beats me! xD BUT ONE THING IS WE DON'T NEED A CURE!
ReplyDeleteLOL! the one concern I have is IF I were to meet Rob at a meet and greet is I would forget my name and then I would have to I don't know(too as well!) who I am xD
ReplyDeleteLOL, And I know if he ever walked past me, I'd trip on the air, stumble sidewase, and land -- arms and legs flayling wildly -- into the thorniest bush every created!! Cause that's my luck when it cums to Rob...♥ A meet and greet wouldn't be any better...lol
ReplyDeleteGood Mornan Bitches..lol
ReplyDeleteI just woke up - not too long ago, still drinking my first coffee and all.
To have read these declaration and or fantasiesss...[if that what you'd call them..lolol]
So y'all need an introduction as well...hmmmmm lol to funny
OK then I will too...but i will tell you being a nun as I am.... well, im limited and all thats as far as im going...here goes..
Hi my name is Lulu
Ive read all these comment this foggy Saturday morning..
And conclusion to all this fuckery isssss.
You lot are the funniest whorebags I've had the pleasure in meeting...
Have I told you lately you are all fucking nuts?
Welll consider it said..
But in saying that, hangin with you crazy nut-job, whore bag cougars as your fine self. Is the best and its quite frankly theres no where else id rather be...
Have a great day lovies and bye for now...