Thursday, April 19, 2012

COSMOPOLIS TRAILER!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
FUCK ME TWICE ON SUNDAY!

*dies*





SECOND TRAILER! THANKS TO AURORA!!!! 

214 comments:

  1. After battling for hours! 
    Trailer is up! Goof night, good morning BTBs!!!!

    My head exploded from the awesomeness of this trailer! 

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  2. Good morning, Marcela!

    What a crazy fucking trailer! OMG! And it's going to Cannes! Wohoo

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  3. Eric Packer, you sexy motherfucker! Damn.....
    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2wkHFKI1qc3759o2_250.gifhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyuzks0h41qzjix8.gif

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  4. Disqus, you bitch! Why?! Show my gifs!

    Cosmopolis is fucking crazy and amazing! Rob as Eric <3333
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyuzks0h41qzjix8.gifhttp://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2wkHFKI1qc3759o2_250.gif

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  5. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 2:03 AM

    Did you BTBs hear the good news?There are TWO trailers out!!!

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  6. Yes, the second one is even better than the first one (But it's already blocked I think)

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pz5i9Qnd1qchcd1o7_r1_250.gif

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  7. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 2:51 AM

    Yes, I agree, second one was even better. They fucking blocked it 5 minute ago. Only saw it twice, crap:(  They're faster than Scumshit!

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  8. Here is a link! 
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G31ZNie_sM&feature=player_embedded

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  9. 'I smell sex all over you'

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pz5i9Qnd1qchcd1o8_r1_250.gif

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  10. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 19, 2012 at 5:25 AM

    Damn I can't see the video!

    But I found them both on it on Vimeo:

    http://vimeo.com/40648027


    http://vimeo.com/40621871

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  11. Holy mother fucking crist! that shit looks amazing!
    He's such a tool, a hard tool!
    Can't wait!!!! Hurry up and release this already!!

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  12. What a great line!
    This man exudes sex from his pores!

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  13. This movie looks like it's gonna blow our minds...what an opportunity for Rob!

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  14. Love that line - now show us your sex Rob!

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  15. This is definitely a "guys" type movie but I know the theaters are going to be packed with women. And most likely teenage girls with their moms. lol

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  16. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBApril 19, 2012 at 6:43 AM

    My internet capped to 100% so I can't see this *wails* 

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  17. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 6:45 AM

    This is completely off topic but i just read that Rob is wearing a wig for the BD2 reshoots!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH.

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  18. Definitely not a movie for 12 year old Twihards! LOL

    Not my kind of movie either but I will definitely watch because of Rob! I heard he is in like every scene! Rob is the movie! ;-)

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  19. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is it Jasper's Wig?!?!?
    Is PFach wig?!?

    NO!!! Is it the one made out of Nikki Reed's nipple hair?!?!?!

    *gasps*

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  20. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 19, 2012 at 7:30 AM

    HOLY SHIT!!! Finally got to see the trailer you posted up M!!

    This is going to be an awesome weirdo fucked up movie and I am going to love every minute of it cause are man ROB is in it!!! :)

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  21. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 7:39 AM

    LOl, probably a combination of all three of them 

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  22. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 7:41 AM

    Shall I send them to you? my email is in my profile.

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  23. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBApril 19, 2012 at 7:52 AM

    I can't download either. *cries* 

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  24. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBApril 19, 2012 at 7:52 AM

    Yep. Confirmed: 
    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/movies/rpatz-wear-wig-in-twilight-reshoot/story-e6frexli-1226333642039


    D:

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  25. I know!!! Just when we think he reached his hottest he goes BAM!! 

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  26. GAHHHHHHH

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2q8merEqj1rq8qmyo1_r1_250.gif

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  27. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 19, 2012 at 8:37 AM

    OMG love this gif!!! UNF!!

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  28. OH NO!!!! 

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17uafv5u11qlwqtm.gif

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  29. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 19, 2012 at 8:42 AM

    By the way ladies, anyone on Facebook can follow the movie and see all the updates of trailers and everything about it on their page:

    Facebook Page:  https://www.facebook.com/cosmopolisthefilm

    French Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/LeFilmCosmopolis

    They both give updates daily about what is going on! 

    Like the pages to keep up to date!

    :)

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  30. I know!!! 

    They are such tease!!! WE WANT THIS NOW!!! 

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  31. OMG I WAS battling with Disqus and Blogger last night until 1am! 

    I don't know WTF was happening! It must be the works of crazy church lady! LOL

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  32. How fucking awesome is that! I'm proud of Rob *swoons* He is probing everyone how he can do ANYTHING that lands on his plate! 

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  33. JIMD-Fangbanger-BTBApril 19, 2012 at 9:11 AM

    Am I the only person seeing this character as Fifty? 

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  34. HECK NO! I think most of us do!

    Look at him, He's playing the part perfectly. This is a whole new Rob!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qeuhWQb51qkbr8xo1_500.gif

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  35. OMG, it's fucked up! Ugh
    Also, when someone replies to me I get the email notification like hours later or not at all! WTF?!

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  36.  WIGWARD? WIGWARD!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv539mbQt51qkf7ew.gif

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  37. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2wkHFKI1qc3759o2_250.gif

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  38. BAD -FUCKING- ASS!

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  39. I love watching that boy chew.  UNF!

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  40. A Specter is haunting the world....and his name is ROB! *quivers*

    ME SO HORNY!

    http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232228421_dolphinab2.gif

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  41. What if he comes in looking like this??

     http://www.justinbieberzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/robertpattinsonbieberhair1.jpg

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  42. I get the fifty comparison... but I don't completely agree.  I would say it's because of the hair (CG has unkempt hair, like Rob used to)... but it's not the hair.... he has a soft, compassionate side when he's with Ana that does not show with Eric..... At least that is what I'm trying to convince myself....  Eric seems unstable.... CG seems very controlled.  The only similarity I see is that they are both rich and have power and authority over "some" people.

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  43. Eric:  "I do too... what's your point?"

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  44. My heart has stopped! Nooooooooo! His hair, his hair! *Sobs uncontrollably*

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  45. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lus5txIIAJ1r6bnd4o1_250.gif

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  46.  They better do a good job or it will stand out so bad and piss us the fuck off! And you know what will happen next...

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nqn0XoEB1r89e70.gif

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  47. Dolphin sex!  Fuck yeah!.... I mean ewww!  :-)

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  48. LOL! It's alright. You can like her. She's a BTB!

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  49. We shall call him ROB-IN!

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  50. LOVES IT!!!!! LOL

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu273tCXiL1qztwte.gif

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  51. That must be Rob that she's fucking then.

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  52. I just found this and can't stop laughing.....

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fs56V88p1qi5c1jo5_250.gif

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  53. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  54. I'm still fucking laughing!

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  55. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mxjae1Th1r3x7i2o1_250.gif

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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  56. WTF!!!!!!!!!!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2j36hKGht1qf3x7co4_250.png

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  57. Aurora23❤BTB❤®April 19, 2012 at 10:52 AM

    that is hilarious! now i got the giggles

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  58. LMAO! That fucker looks stoned! He's got the munchies stare going on.

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  59.  Look at the thrusting skills on that guy!

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  60.  Love the gif!

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  61. IKR?! I fucking love it... and I'm still fucking laughing!

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  62. You do know who that "fucker" is.... don't you??
    Cuz, I know it doesn't really look like him.

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  63. I know, because I did the same after I saw him!! LOL

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  64. Please tell us that this is NOT Rob...  WTF???  LOL!!!

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  65. ITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  66. Nope!  I see it, too!  He plays the cocky type so well!!

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  67. It truly is... and I'm still fucking laughing!

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  68. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!  LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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  69. I looks like Kristen finally fucked him retarded!!! LOL!!!!! 

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  70. Since he seems to be using his gun so liberally, I think he needs to some target practice... between our legs!!!  ;-)

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  71. Dum, blind, and stupid... That's our girl!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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  72. LMFAO!!!!!

    It looks like he's chocking in peanut butter! LOL 

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  73. Here is the video! It was backstage at The Ellen Show! :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrqK01zdw_0

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  74. THANK YOU!

    I've been pouring over the internet, trying to find where it came from. I wonder what he's eating.... nuts, M&Ms...???? LOL!

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  75. My guess are M&Ms! He really likes them. LOL
    But who knows

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  76. I know! So weird. And it looks like he filmed himself. LOL

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  77. LMAO!!! Get in line and take a number...

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  78. Could just be a pube that he is choking on... LMAO!

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  79. Oh goddamit! They didn't say that to katniss!!! LOL

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  80. Kristen had to force him to "one more head" before the show, didn't her...

    Argh, that girl is insatiable! LOL

    *ME TOO!!!*

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  81. You like to film yourself, Rob?

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  82. What did I say about watching that boy chew????

    Well, he either turns me on or makes me laugh... that is one perfect man, I tell ya!

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  83. A retarded Rob... 
    http://cdn1.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/robert-pattinson-hammersmith-stud.jpg

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  84. ROFLMFAO!

    I could totally see him playing in a remake of What's Eating Gilbert Grape!

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  85. WTF did I just watch!?!? I'm crying!!!! LOL!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYu2ob9leY&feature=colike

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  86. That dolphin must have found that guys "blow hole". 

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  87. Get it girl!

     http://www.dolphins.spirita.net/images/dolphins-35.gif

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  88. LMAO!!! Gotta love a girl who kicks ass now and asks questions later!!!

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  89. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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  90. WHAT.THE.FUUUUUCK! LMFAO!!!!

    Her facial expression before she would fall is PRICELESS!!

    Somewhere in Georgia Paula Deen just died because of all that butter wasted.

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23cw6qtru1qcdcajo8_500.png

     

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  91. LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think she died because her arteries were backed-up with lard! LOL

    That bitch puts butter on EVERYTHING!!! She even uses it as lubricant!! LOL

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  92. Just because...

    Holy Kristen's Foot Rubbing Rob's Le Monster Cock!!!!!!

    http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae13/lmrg1122/Breaking%20Dawn/c5682959847858183c7c8ccc10b89.gif

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  93. WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS INTO NEXT WEEK!!

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  94. UNFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I felted all the way in my cooter!  Kstewy you bad girl! 

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  95. she was dignosed with Diabetis type 2 and STILL puts butter on fuckin everything! LMAO!!!!!!!!

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  96. speaking of butter I would put it on Erics(Packers) dick and suck away!!!

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  97. I'm next after you!!!

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  98. OMFG!!!!!!!!!  ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please... Let's not give SM any ideas as to what she can do with her twinkies!!!

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  99. me tooo! *flips coin* heads you win tails I win *coin lands in my hand* heads and tails it's a tie!!!

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  100. hey we share around here LOL!!!

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  101. UNF!!!  Those damn lips of his!!!

    Thanks, BTB-PL!!!

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  102. did you see THG as for me meh....not interested sorry :p

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  103. IKR???!!!  I just love the way she gives him/it a little, playful nudge, nudge!!!  FML!!!  LOL!

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  104. I know we do, but he can only hit one target at a time and needs time to reload....  ;-)

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  105. I just love SlyStew...like our BTB eyes wouldn't see that move!

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  106. Wonder if they will have the bottle-fucking scene?!?!?

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  107. I know, huh?! Bitch stole one of our moves... LMAO!!!

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  108. What is this?!?!?!

    Her face expressions......I cannot

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  109. IDK!  What the fuck DID you just watch?  What keyword did you type to get to this?  Please don't say RPatz.

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  110. LOL!  Did you know she's Kristen's fave food network chef?

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  111. I don't know.... Eric's dick has been around the block a few too many times.   Now...... Rob's cock?..... I would put donkey shit on his cock and suck away.  Just sayin.

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  112. No way??!!! That fucking rocks! I love PD. I have 3 of her cookbooks and she has the best recipe for mac-n-chez. Shocker, right? lol

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  113.  She probably shits sticks of butter and just recycles it.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2adyexsRb1qcvryj.gif

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  114. Does the recipe call for 2 pounds of butter?

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  115. That is one part of the book that I remember.... Why does Rob fucking me with a bottle sound just as hot as him fucking me with his dick? Why?

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  116. EXACTLY! Rob fucking all the BTBs would be like playing pool on 100 tables. He might have the balls but he's going to wear out his stick!

    NOOOOOO!!!!!

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ldmhTlFS1qihztbo1_500.gif

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  117. Totally random question:

    How many of you go to your disqus dashboard to reply to posts?

    I think 60% of my replies are typed from my dashboard, and the other 40% are typed on the actual BTB page.

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  118. JFC.......................
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qth5MpHp1r7rghpo1_500.gif

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  119. I'm like 90% from btb page and 10% from dashboard ♥♥♥

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  120. Don't... just don't.

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  121. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    It was on tumblr, the most random things pop-up there! LOL

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  122. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  123. Do you hit refresh on the BTB page often? Is that how you get new comments?

    Just trying to be efficient during by Rob-sessions.

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  124. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    I spot Le Monster-cock!! He's having a boner.

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  125. Hannah Verschuuren_BTB®April 19, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    NICE!!!

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  126. HOLY FUCK! 

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ouvqy5m51ru255vo1_400.gif

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  127. I do the 10% when bitches get crazy and the threads are so long, the comments look like a line going down the right side of the screen LOL

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  128. That's actually a great idea! Thanks for the tip!
    *SMOOCHIES*

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  129. I wanna rub my pussy on Rob!

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bpc1N2nL1r6aoq4o1_500.gif

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  130. got it. I'll try that.

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  131. I'm so horny right now!!!!

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nhxbKlaY1r3gb3zo1_250.gif

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  132. This people will kick Robsten's Ass as MMA best kiss this year! Right ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB 
    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lkgjPcRF1qhvcono1_250.gif

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  133. I got lost in that GIF for like, a half hour...♥ Yay!

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  134. Rubbing his crotch, kicking him in the balls! Go Kristen! :-)

    Only one movie to go with them together! I'm having a sentimental moment right now! :'( *Sigh*

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  135. I want to click "LIKE" like a million times!!! ♥

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  136. Oh PL don't cry ♥♥

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx2uqtMIAk1qe7gz1.gif LOL

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  137. Well, she is fucking wrong! 
    But it's funny to see her fall! Not gonna lie! LOL

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  138. Now that's a lot of cushion for the pushin'! LOL

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  139. That's so hot. I have to kill myself now.

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly6ef41bhr1rnkuceo1_500.gif

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  140. Unnnnnnnnnnffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  141. I'm about 75% from BTB page, and 25% disqus.

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  142. LMAO!!!  And, I bet Rob "liked" the foot-rub about a milllion times!!!

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  143. She got mad skillzzzzz.... LOL!!!  

    I am in denial... I do not even want to think about BD being their last movie together!!!  *Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!*

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  144. Oh, Yes!!!  IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

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  145. LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    So romantic I gotta run away!!!!

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls23g6nzVu1qm18tc.gif

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  146. *Falls down on knees in prayer!*  ;-)

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  147. His face is fucking perfect! UUUNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! 

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  148. LMFAO!!!!!!  SO true!!!  Let's not confuse the real Rob vs. Edward the Vamp!

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  149. You bet your ass he did! We have proof of his boners! LOL

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  150. IKR???!!! Because you know that he was thinking of our darling Kristen as the bitch on top was riding him!!!

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  151. You know it!!! His cock speaks to us, even without being near it!!!

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  152. ...and hoping this bitch's thighs were smaller LOL

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  153. Is she clapping her ass cheeks?!?!?! LOL #cosmopolis

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  154. LMAO!!!!!!! If I were him, I would have had my eyes closed the entire time!

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  155. LOVES IT! LOVES IT! LOVES IT!
    LOVES IT! LOVES IT! LOVES IT!
    LOVES IT! LOVES IT! LOVES IT!
    LOVES IT! LOVES IT! LOVES IT!

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  156. There's big responsibilities that comes along with being a BTB. But mostly we're just foul mouth bitches who like to fuck alot.

    You want proof? Look down at your cute lil' tummy! lol

    *smooch*
     

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  157. I just love that gif I HAD to use it!!! LOL!!!! 

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  158. He couldn't! bitch was too heavy! his eyes were popping out! LOL

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  159. Yep, that's me... Knocked up, swollen, and STILL horny!!! LMFAO!!! *SMOOCHES*

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  160. LOL!!!!

    Where is mine with the double broom?!?! LMAO! 

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  161. LMFAO!!!!!!! Something like this, huh???

    http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/269281/269281,1306576396,1/stock-photo-illustration-of-elephant-and-mouse-78109966.jpg

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  162. Perfect!!!!!! ;-)

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  163. And "STILL LIKES" the foot rubs!! ♥ *wink-wink*

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  164. So true!!! Amen to that!!!

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  165. LOL!!!!!!!! YEAHH!!!!!!!!! Fucking hilarious!!! 

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  166.  That gif and the broom gif are my all time favs! OMG!

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  167. I love watching him do anything.... lol.

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  168. OMFG I am seriously BATL! I love it!

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  169. It says on the youtube link he picked up the camera and filmed himself before the interview....lol. 

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  170. I've never watched Paula Deen or made mac-n-cheese.... lol. 

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