Because I'm a prude, I really am rather repulsed by the idea of my face in another girl's yoohoo. But, seriously.... I would go down on that hot piece of Heaven in a second! (And Rob would watch.) *raises right hand in a solemn swear*
The "itch" is definitely the most logical explanation. But you all know me and how sick and twisted my mind works.
I think Robsten had a good lil' fuck before the fashion exhibition and when Rob pulled out he left his jimmy hat hanging on Kristen's coat rack. And now she feels it tickling between her legs and she's trying to contain it from falling out and having a Zac Efron issue.
This is so true for me! Only for the legs though. I have very thin body hair, so my legs don't get bad over the winter... But, I keep my important parts clean and bald (except for one little landing strip) all "fucking" year long!
This picture... I want to straddle him and fuck him until he forgets his name... and Kristen's name as well! Sorry, Kristen... I'm. Just being honest... (Heeeyy Yaa!)
GOD I LOVE HER!! Sorry for making fun, but some jokes write themselves! LOL
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! FLOVE your sense of humor, BTB-Marcela!!!
ReplyDeleteHere are some of my theories on her scratching...
1) She is growing her bush a la French-style since she was in Paris when this pic was taken!
2) Rob's cum is starting to dry on her skin and it's getting kind of itchy...
3) Rob's scruff burn is starting to heal, he forgot to lick the area since his tongue works better than aloe lotion!
I Fucking LOVE her, too!!! Great post, Corazon!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet Rob made her keep her shoes on once they got back to their hotel room! UNF!!!
I'll help with the itch Kstewy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWith my spirit fingers!!! LOL
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxz7v6wnZ1qfek9ho1_500.gif
OH Good GOD!
ReplyDeleteI hope she's not growing her bush too much!!! LOL
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llm90zchwt1qkvmcco1_500.jpg
Oh heck yeah, those puppies would look even hotter by her ears!
ReplyDeleteUNF!
LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI would rather use my tongue or teeth... or, both!!! ;-)
Fuck yeah!!! I can already visualize Rob thrusting into her!!! Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! I am crying over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is a bush and a rug put together!!! LMFAO!!! A guy would need a GPS system just to find one of her holes!!!
I know ha! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's a fucking jungle!!! I wonder if there are any monkeys!??
Use your teeth!!! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leid7iOH2q1qavb5i.gif
That is so completely and thoroughly disgusting.
ReplyDeleteOh good God! I fucking love the image!
ReplyDelete*sticks hand down pants*
its a hairy situation! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHER COOTER LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WINTER COAT!!!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm a prude, I really am rather repulsed by the idea of my face in another girl's yoohoo. But, seriously.... I would go down on that hot piece of Heaven in a second! (And Rob would watch.)
ReplyDelete*raises right hand in a solemn swear*
Rawwwwrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/427086_340411689333939_275041369204305_881075_519244456_n.jpg
ReplyDeleteMonkeys... Crabs... It's all the same in a jungle like that! Lol!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419308_10150708284696240_573561239_11125391_457233778_n.jpg
ReplyDeleteand this man waits for her... GAHHHHHHHHHHH
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419308_10150708284696240_573561239_11125391_457233778_n.jpg
ReplyDeleteLike this??
The "itch" is definitely the most logical explanation. But you all know me and how sick and twisted my mind works.
ReplyDeleteI think Robsten had a good lil' fuck before the fashion exhibition and when Rob pulled out he left his jimmy hat hanging on Kristen's coat rack. And now she feels it tickling between her legs and she's trying to contain it from falling out and having a Zac Efron issue.
Am I grabbing at straws with this theory? lol
This is so true for me! Only for the legs though. I have very thin body hair, so my legs don't get bad over the winter...
ReplyDeleteBut, I keep my important parts clean and bald (except for one little landing strip) all "fucking" year long!
THAT'S A TRIPLE PATTIE CHEESE FUR BURGER!
ReplyDeleteYeah! Well, then he'd close his eyes as he unloads into me... all the while I'm licking his girl.
ReplyDeleteI agree...let's start an investigation into the issue - who wants to look up her dress first? **raises both hands proudly**
ReplyDeleteThis picture... I want to straddle him and fuck him until he forgets his name... and Kristen's name as well!
ReplyDeleteSorry, Kristen... I'm. Just being honest... (Heeeyy Yaa!)
My husband is so getting fucked tonight.
ReplyDelete*raises hand and starts jumping up and down*
ReplyDeleteME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Maybe it's a wig?!? LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK! That expression is Fifty.
ReplyDeleteFrom Donald Trump's hair-piece collection?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't control my pelvis anymore.... LOL
ReplyDeleteThat - right there made it gross!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Fifty... how far are you?
ReplyDeleteI know. I go to far sometimes. lol
ReplyDeleteAtta girl! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
I wanna eat you!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0lavrmiHm1r6n6dfo1_250.gif
LOVE THAT GIF!
ReplyDeleteAnd you know I'm your buffet that's open 24/7.
*wink..wink..nudge*
Where did you go! New nutty madam post!!! EEEEKKKK LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, at least she's more subtle! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ff0aFhw1rps6uio1_400.gif
That's where she keeps her Snickers!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeletehe is soooooooooooo sexy in this pic!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I was thinking the same thing!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a worst image:
ReplyDeletethe 80's...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ggGe255nbk/TFbRg9XJeVI/AAAAAAAABcI/f6H26eGu8ZM/s1600/page.jpg
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK ME ROB!!!!
ReplyDeletethat is all.....
you are killing me today with laughter! LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteroflmao!!! Seriously your killing me MArcelabian! killing me with Laughter!!
ReplyDeleteI snorted!!!
NO fucking way would or have I ever let my cooter get like that!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, fucking hilarious! looks like a Chia Pet!!
As they say, SCRATCH & SNIFF... SCRATCH & SNIFF.......the only way Rob likes it!
ReplyDeleteDamn if she is itching like that must be Rob's fucking long ass fingers!
ReplyDeleteFOund this goody!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! IF his finger is that long, imagine his COCK!!! UNF UNF UNF
I'm right there with you sister!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI know!!!! It makes me squirm!
ReplyDeleteand credit cards... and car keys.... LOL
ReplyDeleteNICE!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a build-a-bear workshop WTF! LOL
ReplyDelete*smooches* I'm glad!!! that's what we are here for, you guys give me happiness, I try to give it right back!! <3
ReplyDeleteFor some reason this pic reminded me of this video!!! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/hfPhzoNkcw8
Eww...I'm glad i wax that shit
ReplyDeleteRobs cum must be seeping out
ReplyDeleteFuck yes it is
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