wellllll...holy hell!!! lmfao thought I would jump over here and see if there were any survivors or just piles of ashes laying around everywhere....and looky what I found!!!! thank you FB.....I needed to have just one more squirt at her expense!!! and just for today....and we all know why....I'm sendin' a special lick to you...cuz that Kristen looks pretty FH right now! ;D so...she's gone right??? lol....I bet she's sittin at her laptop lookin at this picture with her whole fist crammed up her cooter! lmfao good going there FB! love ya hard BTB ;D
lmao...I bet you meet the Jehova Witness at the mailbox with a flamethrower don't you!!! you kill me dead woman!!!! laughing so hard right now my monitor is shaking back and forth and it usually only does that when i'm really really close!!!! ;D
I agree with you! I love their names. Gavin was on my list with Alie but I probably would have gotten some dirty looks for naming my daughter Gavin.... lol.
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary!!! Holy Shit!!! Lord Almighty!!!!! I think that I have seen the fucking "Light"!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
P.S. Since this post is "Fifty-ish", check out what Kristen had to say in the recent EW mag about the "Fifty" trilogy... http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac124/robstenation/March%202012/ew6c.png
Me, or Kristen??? I think that Kristen was being honest in her comment about "Fifty".... As for me, I was NOT kidding and obviously being a sarcastic bitch.... LOL!!!
IKR?!!! I would love to hear what she thinks after she reads the Fifty trilogy! The article also says that the author is looking for "unknowns" to be casted in the movie... *Sad Panda!*
My hubby has been gone every night this week and I'm asleep by the time he gets home.... It's probably for the best cause I definitely wouldn't be up for some luvin'! Yesterday I fell down our 12 stairs and landed right on my ass so hard my back actually cracked.... it really fucking hurts! I feel like I'm 70 and I'm only 26.... this aint right! lol. Hence the morning of laying in bed waching Handy Manny with a 2 year old!
I would have busted up laughing if I was him, having to say to the camera, "On the far side there are three ridges... On the inside there are two ridges..." But when he shoved that banana in his hand...I seriously lost it!!! lolololol
I have a difficult time believing that the author did not think of R & K at all while writing her trilogy. She says that she is a hardcore Twi-fan, like us, so she has to have some love for our lovely Robsten! I guess our only hope now is if R & K read the triology, flove it, and approach her for the lead roles.... *Crosses fingers and toes!*
I would but I don't think the doctor will cure my klutziness....lol. When I was pregnant with Alie I dropped a cast iron indoor cooking grill on my foot and never went to the doctor found out a year later I broke one of the bones on the top of my foot and it still fucking hurts at times... I'm kinda stubborn...lol. My back should be fine my shower has those 6 body jets in it so I just need someone to watch the 2 year old so I can go have a nice long hot shower. Thank god for big hot water tanks!
Hubby is gone all night this week. Yah I could give Bella a run for her money with klutziness! Hubby and the boys went to a hockey tournament for a weekend and in that one weekend I burned my hand, fell down the stairs twice, slipped on the ice outside, stubbed my toe.... it's a standing joke in my house about my klutziness and Alie is almost as bad as me....
Oh this is too much for me!!
ReplyDeleteI gotta get outta here!
*Pants and runs away*
Maybe if L0L got some of this maybe she wouldn't be such a fucking freak.
ReplyDeleteDon't go! lol
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI'M dying over here!!! Love it!!!
You fucking Rock!!!
OH FUCK!
ReplyDeletehttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1hd7kYNDx1rp33avo1_500.jpg
We're going to need more then a mop for this clean-up.
ReplyDeleteIf this doesn't make that bitch SQUIRT...nothing will.
ReplyDeleteand again...
ReplyDeletehttp://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ojljmg4j1qd2nsfo1_250.jpg
Definitely more than a mop.
ReplyDeleteOHHH TTTOOOOO MUUUUCH!!!!
ReplyDeleteahhhhhh
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzyost8awL1qbqhhuo1_500.gif
Sorry... i'll help *goes to get mops and buckets*
ReplyDeleteLOL
ROFLMFAO!! YOU'RE KILLING ME, MARCELA! YOU'RE FUCKIN' KILLING ME!
ReplyDeleteDon't tempt me woman!
ReplyDeleteI don't know. You might want to lay down. I'll get you some gatorade or an IV.
ReplyDeleteYou're damn right!
ReplyDelete...tempt....tempt....*evil grin*
ReplyDeleteI likes it like that!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes please!!!
*sticks ass in the air for Soapymayhem - she's amazing!
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jei1HwsK1rsag97o1_500.jpg
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
okay I need another shower now!
ReplyDeletehttp://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxg90u6KT71r5gwgmo1_250.gif
You know Ken isn't the one giving her the squirts.
ReplyDeletedamn did u see this one!
ReplyDeleteI just cummed again!
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0clapjxac1qhvxmvo1_500.png
LMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCheating whore, I love her! LOL
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuuuuuck! Fine I'll stay. Damn you!
ReplyDeleteUNF
ReplyDelete*humps screen*
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2Dt3eASyHDYmiA0oDRBXncOaCFMydCUSaWBn4jZJysEFZcJhyCt8M1qqjyw
LOL!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgj2qxGLo1r2vmu9o1_250.gif
ReplyDelete*Moaning* My hubby would like to thank you for getting me all hot and bothered
ReplyDeleteJust want to say, both Gavin and Skylar are such awesome names!!!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly! LOL
ReplyDeleteAwwww..... thanks
ReplyDeleteOMG this is too funny
ReplyDeleteFuck. Me. Harder...
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteOh Lord! Gah.....
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt4h98bUf31qjz158.gif
oooooooooooh! aaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xk079QK-Mwc/S_atuOve-PI/AAAAAAAACAI/9U5A-6jWRbk/s1600/Picture+6.png
that was a powerful one!
ReplyDeletewellllll...holy hell!!! lmfao
ReplyDeletethought I would jump over here and see if there were any survivors or just piles of ashes laying around everywhere....and looky what I found!!!!
thank you FB.....I needed to have just one more squirt at her expense!!!
and just for today....and we all know why....I'm sendin' a special lick to you...cuz that Kristen looks pretty FH right now! ;D
so...she's gone right??? lol....I bet she's sittin at her laptop lookin at this picture with her whole fist crammed up her cooter! lmfao
good going there FB!
love ya hard BTB ;D
put on your raincoats ladies!
ReplyDeletei'm seriously on non stop LOL today with all these gifs! Maybe we should call Thursday: BTB ROFLMAO GIF DAY?
ReplyDeleteI like you! I really, really like you!
ReplyDeleteShe's waaaayyy too tight to have a fist up her. Maybe she's dry humping one of her cats.
ReplyDeleteLove it... looks like Kristen from the back. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm so calling the ASPCA!
ReplyDeleteThis may have finally scared Light away!
ReplyDeletepoor cats!!! lmfao xD
ReplyDeleteSo far, so good. DING DONG! THE CUNT IS DIED!
ReplyDeleteFLOVE YOU MORE!
*MUAH*
♥
lmao...I bet you meet the Jehova Witness at the mailbox with a flamethrower don't you!!! you kill me dead woman!!!! laughing so hard right now my monitor is shaking back and forth and it usually only does that when i'm really really close!!!! ;D
ReplyDeleteIKR!
ReplyDeleteActually I answer the door totally nude with fake blood running down me and I just tell them that I'm busy in the middle of a sacrifice. ☺
ReplyDeleteshit@!
ReplyDeleteI have laughed SO much today!!!
this has been what my sorry sad ass needed all week!!! *wipes tears of joy from face*...love you BTB :)
Love you more, sweet cheeks!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you! I love their names. Gavin was on my list with Alie but I probably would have gotten some dirty looks for naming my daughter Gavin.... lol.
ReplyDeleteProbably both!!!
ReplyDeleteNo BTB BATL GIF Day! lol.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is out ofntown till Saturday, boy is he gonna be in a for a happy surprise!
ReplyDeleteI got a little "LIKE" happy today...hilarious post!!
ReplyDeleteTitle of this should be Rob's famous, "Just the tip..." line. lol ♥
She can't stand the sight of such a marvellous thing.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe adore "Just the tip" Robdorkiness!
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary!!! Holy Shit!!! Lord Almighty!!!!! I think that I have seen the fucking "Light"!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Since this post is "Fifty-ish", check out what Kristen had to say in the recent EW mag about the "Fifty" trilogy...
http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac124/robstenation/March%202012/ew6c.png
*goes to tackle FB* LOVE YA!! that is priceless!!
ReplyDeletemaking my panties wet!
ReplyDeleteaw she was kidding and being sarcastic it was priceless! ha ahhahaaa
ReplyDeleteI would suck his "tip"
ReplyDeleteLOL! I LOVE his adorkableness!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! this chick NEEDS to get laid!
ReplyDeleteso fucking true!! I swear I wanted to shake the shit out of here LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI like you too!! <3
ReplyDeletepriceless! I saw what was going on in that post!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! I told her that I fantasize about Rob being in my shower and she calls us EVIL *rolls eyes* she seriously NEEDS to be laid
ReplyDeletehahahahahhahaaa!!
ReplyDeleteJust because....
ReplyDeletehttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/small/000/214/504/353g67.jpg?1323388649
LMFAO!! oh to be a fly on the wall to see that!
ReplyDeletethat is just too funny!
ReplyDeleteshe needs some batteries and dildo
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! she better stay away from my cats!!
ReplyDeletehahahahahhahahaa!!
ReplyDeleteMe, or Kristen??? I think that Kristen was being honest in her comment about "Fifty".... As for me, I was NOT kidding and obviously being a sarcastic bitch.... LOL!!!
ReplyDeletemmmmm those lips!
ReplyDeleteShe's already admitted to being a voyeur... She'll be back!!! ;-)
ReplyDeletehe looks like Taylor???? LMAO!
ReplyDelete........and ROUGH ;)
ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeleteNothing like a good fistin' for our one and only bible-beater.... LMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet! :D and have a FUN time all though that's understatement *hee hee*
ReplyDeleteThat's my girl!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to "Raaawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr"!!!!!!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah they are awesome names my nieces name is Alyssa and my nephew names is Ryan he is almost 18 and my niece is almost 20
ReplyDeletehahahahahaa!
ReplyDeletemine too!
ReplyDeleteA bizillion "likes"!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOHHHOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSS!! OOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOO YESSSSSS YESSSSSS!!
ReplyDeleteIt was the power of Rob's cock... again!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!
ReplyDeleteAnother Robgasm!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*yells over the innercome* CLEAN UP ON AISLE ONE!
ReplyDeleteit does *O*
ReplyDeleteSince the "Light" is already on her hands and knees praising her Jesus, let her clean up the mess... with her forked tongue!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! LOL
ReplyDelete*puts rain coat on*
ReplyDelete*calls the coast guard*
ReplyDeleteOr, such a BIG thing... she fainted... or she's hiding under her chair in fright.
ReplyDeleteI'll help!
ReplyDeleteI'd break my jaw shoving it all in my mouth!
ReplyDeleteSSSSSLLLLLUUUURRRP!
You know me. I'll never do anything half assed. I put my whole ass into it! ☺
ReplyDeleteShe fucked it's poor ear off! That's what Rob manips will do to a poor girl.
ReplyDeleteActually the cat ripped it's own ear off because he was tired of hearing the crazy bitch talk about God and the white light.
ReplyDeleteIKR?!!! I would love to hear what she thinks after she reads the Fifty trilogy! The article also says that the author is looking for "unknowns" to be casted in the movie... *Sad Panda!*
ReplyDeleteThat breaks my heart. Especially if Robsten was interested.
ReplyDeleteExactly! lol
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!
ReplyDeleteCheck new post!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt that...but you'll have to wait till I'm done!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteLet's start a petition!! LOL
ReplyDeleteEh it would be worth it eh FB!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely!
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK BALLS! ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby has been gone every night this week and I'm asleep by the time he gets home.... It's probably for the best cause I definitely wouldn't be up for some luvin'! Yesterday I fell down our 12 stairs and landed right on my ass so hard my back actually cracked.... it really fucking hurts! I feel like I'm 70 and I'm only 26.... this aint right! lol. Hence the morning of laying in bed waching Handy Manny with a 2 year old!
ReplyDeleteAren't all orgasms a Robgasm? Well for BTBs....lol.
ReplyDeletehave you seen this video of the banana explanation? fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfucpGCm5hY
Wouldn't wanna chance any BTB dehydration! Anyone know how to start an IV? lol.
ReplyDeleteNah she still would, it's ingrained into her psychotic mind.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Definitely worth it...☺
ReplyDeleteShe ran to the store for a dildo.
ReplyDeleteI would have busted up laughing if I was him, having to say to the camera, "On the far side there are three ridges... On the inside there are two ridges..." But when he shoved that banana in his hand...I seriously lost it!!! lolololol
ReplyDeleteI don't blame the poor pussy.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be HARD to accept anyone beside R&K in those roles, they were C&A for 3 entire books!!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteNo! It was fucking hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing, BTB-Aurora!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say... I was "inspired" by the "light".... LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteITA!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a difficult time believing that the author did not think of R & K at all while writing her trilogy. She says that she is a hardcore Twi-fan, like us, so she has to have some love for our lovely Robsten! I guess our only hope now is if R & K read the triology, flove it, and approach her for the lead roles.... *Crosses fingers and toes!*
Going, going, gone....
ReplyDeleteI know, huh?! Why not giver her inspiration a chance???
ReplyDeleteGood idea!!!
ReplyDeleteExactly! Don't bite the hand that fingers you. LOL
ReplyDeleteI am all for taking one for the BTB Team anytime!!!
ReplyDeleteYeeessssssssss!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, for some lube because that cunt is drier than the sand in the Mohave desert!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
Just how we like it!!! *SMACK*
ReplyDeleteYikes! Go get checked out by a doctor, BTB-Meg, and feel better!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! "So the contents don't squirt in your face!" BATL!!!!
ReplyDeleteFor a second I thought you said "Let's start penetrating!!!" OMG!!! BATL!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleterespect the line bitches!!!
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/black-friday2.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut your pregnant we can't let the pregnant one take one for the team... I'll sacrifice myself! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Love ya AZ!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Eh nothing a good dentist and money can't fix! lol.
ReplyDeleteI would but I don't think the doctor will cure my klutziness....lol. When I was pregnant with Alie I dropped a cast iron indoor cooking grill on my foot and never went to the doctor found out a year later I broke one of the bones on the top of my foot and it still fucking hurts at times... I'm kinda stubborn...lol. My back should be fine my shower has those 6 body jets in it so I just need someone to watch the 2 year old so I can go have a nice long hot shower. Thank god for big hot water tanks!
ReplyDeleteThis is her husband!!! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznewmldFc1rp6qipo1_500.jpg
You got that right!
ReplyDelete*smooch* ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Looks about right!!!
ReplyDeleteBella is that you??? J/K! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHow about that shower with your hubby rubbing you from behind??? I bet you'd feel better really fast!!!
Aw, so sweet, but I am trying to keep y'all from getting preggo like me... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's what HE said... LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteBATL that's what I was thinking!
ReplyDeleteIf it's Rob's baby I would gladly take one for the team.
ReplyDeleteHubby is gone all night this week. Yah I could give Bella a run for her money with klutziness! Hubby and the boys went to a hockey tournament for a weekend and in that one weekend I burned my hand, fell down the stairs twice, slipped on the ice outside, stubbed my toe.... it's a standing joke in my house about my klutziness and Alie is almost as bad as me....
ReplyDeleteI just made it 4 likes! That is one of my favorite Robism..."just the tip"..LOL!
ReplyDeleteahhh nice !!!!! ;) That troll is probably lying on the floor squirting and having multiple orgasms for the very first time ;o
ReplyDelete* joins in crossing eyes, arms and legs, too *
ReplyDeleteLol @ "respect the line!" Hell yeah! It's like calling "shotgun"!!! Me first!
ReplyDeleteThey are so sexual in their interviews, and I'm right there with them!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLoL actually inspired me. I went and got a tattoo because of her.
ReplyDeletehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JercofgL00A/Tudj6T0OyzI/AAAAAAAAScc/XzCXwDBparQ/s1600/vtattoo-devil.jpg