FUCK. ME. HARD.
All I can imagine when I look at this pic is all the great beard burn on my body.
ALL OVER MY BODY.
♥squirt..squirt♥
All I can imagine when I look at this pic is all the great beard burn on my body.
ALL OVER MY BODY.
♥squirt..squirt♥
Oh believe me... I would NOT mind a burn-by-beard rash between my thighs...
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
*porn moans*
Hells yeah!
ReplyDeleteMornin', BTB! xoxoxo
Agree! "ROB" burn can happen anytime all over my body!
ReplyDeleteDamn i love the fuck me hair and beard!! HE knows how to wear it well as well as use it well!
Okay, I may be sick with no voice right now but damn, I could still make a LOUD sound just by looking at this man!
Damn..............UNF!!!
Morning sista-sista! How are you feeling this morning?
ReplyDelete*leans over and kisses BTB on forehead*
Your snorts and groans make all the right noises! lol
ReplyDeleteMorning FB & Marcella!
ReplyDeleteI'm okay, just no voice now & my head feels like it is going to explode! taste buds all gone, can't smell....Yep I'm a mess!!
But this picture made me groan in a good way! :)
*goes to lick the screen* OOOOHHHOOOOO YEEEESSSSS!!
ReplyDeleteOOOOH YEAH! and I'm sorry your sick :( woo shit I havet o get my ass movin I havet o leave now I have to get to work!
ReplyDeleteFUCK.ME.HARD. is RIGHT FB!
ReplyDeleteoh god, i miss the sex hair. and yes. fuck. me. hard sounds very good mmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteA question for all BTBs:
ReplyDeleteHave any of you ever posted something on Disqus, that has upset fellow Rob fans? Not just here, but on BDM.ORG, or Robsessed, or anything. I just ask, because I did, back during Cosmopolis... and it has bothered me ever since. I'm embarrassed to talk about it, but if "You show me yours, I'll show you mine" (excerpt from Wide Awake). ;-)
I don't think I ever have. But I did throw a fit when an author removed their story while I was in the middle of reading it, and was quite embarrassed when they replied very nicely that they would send me a copy so I could finish.
ReplyDeleteI really try to bite my tongue if I don't have nice stuff to say, but having my fanfic fix taken from me was a bad day. I was probably PMS'ing too! lol
I miss the "just fucked hard" hair too!
ReplyDeleteBeard burn on your tongue? lol
ReplyDeleteI have typed so many things, just to delete it all, just before hitting "post comment".
ReplyDeleteI speak aloud about my insecurities about Rob or Kristen (usually Rob AND Kristen) or I get motherly or prudish or some shit.
I would go fucking ape shit and threaten to "cut a bitch" (as our beloved FB would say :-) If someone took away my fanfic. I'm seething just thinking about it!!!! AARRRRRGGGH!
ReplyDeleteI've been blocked from two sites. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteUNF!!!! LOVE HOBO ROB!
ReplyDeleteOOOOHHHOO neither would I!!
ReplyDeleteaaaawww I'm sorry! :(
ReplyDeleteLMAFAO! HOBO ROB! LOVES. IT.
ReplyDeleteO/T for a sec did you check out the new clips pf BA yesterday I announced it on one of the posts/threads I believe it was the POWER OF THE BTB's post and I don't know if you got it or not??? LOL!
ReplyDeleteI read your comment but I haven't watched the clip yet.
ReplyDeleteWHY??? Well, I have learned that the posts at Rob's Closet were getting too long and going off subject, but did you actually ever say anything... WRONG???
ReplyDeleteHi & welcome! ☺
ReplyDeleteNothing out of the ordinary that I thought. And nothing no one else hadn't said. lol
ReplyDeleteThey don't have to worry about long posts anymore at RC, do they? lol
ReplyDeletethanks! i was inspired by leah to come to this site and i'm really glad i did ;) i just thought , who gives a fuck, i'm just gonna go along with this Rob and Kristen obsession and enjoy myself
ReplyDeleteYou came to the right site! We don't do the "bitchy" bullshit here. We just have a great time. ☺
ReplyDeletethat sounds like my kind of place then:) hate it when people start thrashing around.
ReplyDeleteWe do that also. But we always go to other sites and do it. LOL
ReplyDeleteJ/K!
Mine was the Cosmopolis wrap party... I remember Rob was talking with Caitlyn Cronenberg, all full of laughter and smiles... and the smut mags had already rumored shit going on between them, and I got a little bitchy.... I was like, "Rob, you better watch yourself and be careful not to act so happy around her, with all the rumors already floating around"
ReplyDeleteI typed, with no filter, and I got some angry replies.... that I was some "young, stupid girl, and he could smile and be happy with anyone he wants."But I couldn't defend myself... I just kept thinking what it would be like to be Kristen and see his happy face with someone else. The Disqus girls were accusing me of spreading rumors and shit... all I could do was respond, "See, I knew you would all jump down my throats!"
love your avi by the way. it's like he can pull you into his bed any minute. and i wouldn't say no to that!
ReplyDeleteIf it happens again just let us know and where. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteIt's a fucking deserted wasteland over there now! So lucky to have this fucktastick island!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks! I've played with the idea of switching it out but as soon as I do some bitch will steal it. *stares around room with dirty look*
ReplyDeleteAnd that's the goal. He's giving the cum here with the cum reach me hand. It's good. ☺
Rob wouldn't even have to move...I'd beard-burn myself...everywhere!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for having my back, BTB.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I didn't learn my lesson. I commented again when he was in the car with that girl (Kristen's friend from "Cutlass"). I said something like, "He is either TRYING to elicit a reaction from Kristen or she totally knows and this is completely innocent".
Once again, with no filter. I realize now, that it was completely inappropriate for me to mention him doing something to knowingly upset Kristen...
I get so fucking worked up when I see him with anyone but Kristen, it's not fucking sane of me... I just can't help it!
It's just my nature... I'm a complete romantic... a monogamous, prudish, old fashioned romantic.....Although, at the same time, a romantic that likes kinky fuckery and has to use drop clothes to have explosive sex. That's my yin and my yang , I suppose. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAmen, Hannah! That's why we are all here! Welcome!!!!
ReplyDeleteI sometimes, "accidentally" get bitchy and moody, but they all love me here anyway, because they know my moods are fleeting and I never bitch about my BTBs, only about random shit that I want to get off my chest... as you can see in my ironic posts up above. ;-)
ReplyDeletebeard burn on my clit....
ReplyDeletedid I just say that out loud? Yes! I fucking did!
Get better soon!
ReplyDeleteAnd, please don't cough towards your computer, I get sick so easily.
Love you! *smooch*
Oooohhh! I love your porn moan... has a little whimper to it. UNF!
ReplyDeletewe all have days like that and then it's a good thing that we can gett it off our chest with people who understand. :)
ReplyDeletewhere did you find your avi picture? i really need a closer look at it but then bigger ;)
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! You and me both!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteGod came to me in a dream and said, here..this is for you. That's how I got the pic. lol
ReplyDeleteBesides the beard burn, I am sure that beard could tickle and rub the best places known to womankind!!! And, hair that long would be perfect for holding him in place!!! UNF!!!
ReplyDeleteKristen is one lucky, lucky, and I do mean LUCKY, bitch!!! LOL!
All hail The Queen!!! *AZ bows to BTB-FB*
ReplyDeleteI fucking LOVE YOU more because of it!!! :-)
LOL ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, I posted something on another blog that I used to comment on, and I was verbally smacked down by one of the blog's creators/administrators. Apparently, I made a negative comment about a European boy band that I knew nothing about, and that she loved. I made the comment in fun, and she took it way too seriously. It was not the first time that she had modded a comment of mine, either. So, needless to say, I bounced from that site.
ReplyDeleteWe live for your kind of shit! I believe, as a result of similar circumstances, BTBs-Uncensored was created by Marcela and FB. Welcome home, Sweetie!!!
ReplyDeleteWe are like the land-of-misfit-toys around here!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteFuck no!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Hannah!!! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHallelujah!!!
ReplyDeleteThank the MonsterCock for that!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you AZ! I love this home!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it will ever make a cum-back???
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!! Don't worry... It's allowed around here!
ReplyDeleteYou said what we r all thinking! Never wrong to say out loud here in BTB world!
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome, BTB-Star!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the drama free island of BTB! Where everyone is horny and ready to jump R & K any day!
ReplyDeleteThat place is a ghost town just like CH's panty hamster.
ReplyDeleteAnything worth doing is worth doing right! lol
ReplyDeleteIKR! Or.......
ReplyDeletehttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_913i6e5Kxmk/SykJTedah-I/AAAAAAAAAxE/Q7KTKJF9el0/s400/isle_of_misfit_sex_toys_title.jpg
That's more like it!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteAmen, Sista FB!!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of the BTB...where anything Robporntastic goes!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! So, so true!!!
ReplyDeleteAs they say, "you reap what you sow"...
Damn FB, looks like I have to change the wallpaper on my TwiPad...again!
ReplyDeleteShe is soooo lucky...too bad she doesn't share!
ReplyDeleteIf I were her, I would not share either... LOL! Now, if she would be open to sharing herself and him at the same time... I AM IN!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteFUCK! I'm reading "The Office" and this picture is helping with the mental image. If anyone wants to read a fuck awesome sexy rage between E/B I recommand it. if you cant find it I got it.
ReplyDeleteThats like with one site for Robsten. I try to stay away from commenting because I'm kind of a pervert and the creator doesn't like it.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been over there in a long time
ReplyDeleteI aim to please! Even when I didn't know I did. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm going by what Leah said. Our little spy. lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!! AND WE FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!
ReplyDelete*splatters all over monitor*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
Was that mean of me to say? I fucking hope so.
ReplyDeleteBut what makes it so messed up is that I was totally blindsided both times. LOL
ReplyDeleteYes the Office is an awesome fan fic! Loved that one!
ReplyDeleteYeah! Mustache rides for everyone!!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed. That is a great fanfic. Any other suggestions? I've been reading these for almost 3 years...hopefully I'v covered all the good ones so far. I'm re-reading Million Dollar Baby just for the hell of it.
ReplyDeleteGetting my ticket right now!!!! ;) Yee-Haw!
ReplyDeleteWide Awake was pretty good... it was sexy, but there's not as much hanky panky as I thought there would be... and I didn't like the fact that they were so young (story starts at 17, and Juniors in HS)... After Fifty, I realize that I prefer E/B older.
ReplyDeleteIf you can get past those things, the emotion of the story is pretty good.
The Office is definitely in my top 10! I loved it!
ReplyDeleteDepends what you've read. I've been reading for almost 3 years. HunterHunting had awesome fics, sucks she pulled them!
ReplyDeleteFuck AZ way to get a BTB all hot and bothered! lol.
ReplyDeletehahaha I love it! Where's the line start? I'll be a nice BTB and wait my turn.... I don't mind sharing with you girls! ;)
ReplyDeleteIs that from a certain though shalt not be spoken of site?
ReplyDeleteYour the fucking bad ass of the group and we love you FB!
ReplyDeleteYah well I don't know about the first one but the second time was fucking wrong! Kinda laughable though! I stopped going once I was told about this place!
ReplyDeleteYup! We BTBs stand up for each other!
ReplyDeletehahaha I love it! Can we recruit Rob to be our toy?
ReplyDeleteEven if it was mean (I don't think so) it's the truth!
ReplyDeleteI looked at it like a month ago to see how busy it was and the most comments on a thread were like 9.
ReplyDeleteWhat fic was it?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to our home away from home! The dirtier the better!
ReplyDeleteFuck FB it would be weird if you changed it but I might be a bitch that would steal it!!! heheheh I love you FB!!! :)
ReplyDeleteoooo best kind of beard burn! I tried to convince hubby he needs a beard identical to this one but he's not allowed cause of the fire dept, fucking fire chief!
ReplyDelete:( I hope you start feeling better soon! I think you need some Rob therapy.... :)
ReplyDeletemmmm porn moans.... I like that! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Loves ya back!
ReplyDeleteMy avi isn't going anyway.
*deep stare*
Karma...what a great bitch!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah! We hit just as hard as we we scream.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Marcela is silent but oh so very deadly.
ReplyDeleteCheck this one out: totally Hot: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4604016/1/Subject_Edward_Cullen_aka_The_Womanizer
ReplyDeleteThat's why I kinda stopped reading WIPS. Except for 2.
ReplyDeleteDamn those rules! Damn them all to Hale!
ReplyDeleteHow in the world can you NOT be perverted when commenting about Robsten??? The blasphemy!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't remember which one. too many rum & Cokes since then.
ReplyDeleteBut I think it was CW&IA by HunterHunting - not 100% tho.
And that is one of the stories I have saved on my pc.
Agreed, WIPS are tough to get into.
ReplyDeleteWhat site is it? I'm feeling bitchy today. ☺
ReplyDeleteHit it, BTB, Hit It!!! UNF!
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm officially going to stop peeking in over there.... Assholess!!!
ReplyDeleteI've got your back too, BTB!
*smooch*
My trunk monkey came a running with a tire-iron! lol
ReplyDeleteLoves ya, BTB!
ReplyDelete*smoochies back*
Most of them are "Zero"!
ReplyDeleteThey accused us of trying to take over the site. I can say with 100% confidence that was not the case at all. We were just being ourselves and having fun. I think AAE got mad because we were stilling her thunder and peeps were coming to talk to us and not her.
ReplyDeleteIt's so strange too. If I understand it correctly, one of the mods over there DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ROB (HIMSELF)... SHE'S JUST AN EDWARD FAN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER ANYWAY?????? Crazy I tell you, CRAAAAZY!
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet she thinks he's a real vampire. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought I was living in denial in my own lala land... I have nothing on her.
ReplyDeleteDoes the sun shine??? LOL! Of course, Rob can be our "toy"!!!
ReplyDeleteAw, WTF... It was RC!!! LOL!
ReplyDelete*AZ bows to BTB-Meg* At your service, Mistress!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI really like the Robsten site, but never would comment there for your same reason... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat were you verbally smacked down about? Was it the same as FB?
ReplyDeleteYay fucking perfect! Maybe he'll bring Kristen along to play too!
ReplyDeleteso true! All the good posters come here now! :)
ReplyDeleteCW&IA was epic, as was her hockeyward one! But I'm a big fucking hockey fan so that really spoke to me.... hehe
ReplyDeleteI agree! Who cares if his breathing apparatus doesn't form a perfect seal... does he really need to breathe when he's fighting fire? lol. Well now that he's been a Lt. for 5 years he does more ordering than fighting....lol.
ReplyDeleteVery true.... you 2 are a deadly pair! lol.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Oh FB its robstenation
ReplyDeleteThank you. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteOh hell. I just went to Robstenation and that site is about as dead as RC is.
ReplyDeleteI can't kick a dog while it's down. ☺
That would be fucking perfect!!! And, heaven!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, FB had her thing, and I was smacked by my comment about the English band, Take That. It was really stupid because I was not being bitchy, or mean, when I said that I had never heard of the band since I was not into boy bands in the early 90's because I was listening to hair bands back then. I went on to say that now I listen to different genres of music. Unfortunately, all she understood/interpreted was that I hated all boy bands, then ripped into me. Needless to say, I stopped checking in and commenting there much after that bullshit!
ReplyDeleteWhat or who is WIPS?
ReplyDeleteWork In Progress :)
ReplyDeleteDUH! I'm such an idiot. Sorry. ;-)
ReplyDelete