!!!BOOM!!!
The is the sound of Fifty taking over the world.
Checkout the cover(s) of this weeks Entertainment Weekly Magazine.
Wonder once one is the BTB fav??
*evil grin*
If you are a subscriber to EW you will receive the Fifty Cover Edition!
And yes, I am one of those bitches!!
Love this cover!
Thanks again, Aurora!
*smooch*
The is the sound of Fifty taking over the world.
Checkout the cover(s) of this weeks Entertainment Weekly Magazine.
Wonder once one is the BTB fav??
*evil grin*
If you are a subscriber to EW you will receive the Fifty Cover Edition!
And yes, I am one of those bitches!!
Love this cover!
Thanks again, Aurora!
*smooch*
I'm so excited to get this cover! I even get to admire it in my iPad!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah!
You lucky bitch! When do you get to download this edition?
ReplyDeleteI have to wait for snail mail. I feel a rant of turrents coming upon me.
I love it!
ReplyDeleteCan I buy the Fifty cover in stores?
I'm sure it will be mixed into the circulation but depending what stores get it is the question. A bookstore chain would be your best bet of finding it. ☺
ReplyDeleteIf you would've told me last year how this will go viral, I'd have not believed you!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking awesome!!!
looks like i will be stalking B&N.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for casting info!!!!!
Oh no!!!! Put your shirt on!!! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tumblr_lubookuigj1qz9eefo1_500.jpg?w=450
I'm sooooooo buying this!!
ReplyDeleteIKR! It's crazy! Thank GOD they did that shitty story about Fifty on The Today Show. The story sucked but it got the word out lightening fast.
ReplyDeleteFifty will be the X-rated version of Twilight. This is what we've really been waiting for. lol
ReplyDeleteI want that shirt so bad! lol
ReplyDeleteDon't you get EW at work?
ReplyDeleteSweet baby jesus! Fifty Porn!!! On the big screen!
ReplyDeleteIt will be hard if it's not Rob.
Who ever plays Christian better be fucking hot, have that controlling look, and have a sexy twitching palm!
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to admit something that some of you know and some of you might
ReplyDeletenot know. I have not finished reading Fifty. *drops head in shame*
But I have ordered them through Amazon and waiting for my Fifty/Grey
book to arrive within the next week. I will be up-t0-date by the end of
April. I promise!
Not anymore ;( We were bought by a "medical university" recently and yeah... no more magazines *wails*
ReplyDeleteI know!!!! You know what they say! Any press its good press!!! lol
ReplyDeleteNever felt so happy and proud of being a Twifan until this. Look what that goddamned book did to us and look at the result of inspiration coming from it!!! Changing someone's lives one by one...literally.
ReplyDeleteFifty will forever be MOTU in my dear heart <3
And for sure I'll be dragging friends to watch this movie with. Show them bitches what obsession can create. LOL
THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
ReplyDeleteNever rang truer then it does right now.
ReplyDeleteUNF!!!! yeah, it's either Rob, or someone that can makes cum with just the looks, will be difficult!!
ReplyDeleteI know!! Fucking hilarious! It never fails to make me crack up!!
ReplyDeleteMe too!!!! I'd wear it to work! LOL under the suit! bahahah
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteI know!!! I told Icy, they'll always be Edward and Bella to me ;) ♥♥♥
ReplyDelete*holds belt*
ReplyDeleteYou better finish it!!!!
I really have no excuse for not reading them. Aurora has given me every cope on Kindle reader and I just love holding a book. I know that makes me a freak but every story that I've fallen in love with has always been in book form and I want Fifty to be the same way. Freak=Me. I KNOW. lol
ReplyDeleteI already pre-ordered all Fifty books. I did read MOTU though.
ReplyDeleteI'm so hoping for some R/K porn.;)
Did you send her that e-mail yesterday or the day before ? Did you get a reply?
ReplyDeleteOMG, FB!
ReplyDeleteYou have to finish it! Otherwise we'll have to punish you! ;-)
Nope. Totally reasonable. It does feel weird reading off websites. Book papers feeling and smell > E-Books bright lights. Yeah, I'm a freak too.
ReplyDeleteOh no, this was more than a year ago, when she used to post her story on her blog, and announced she'll be printing a book ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG is it confessionday today? FB how is that possible, what happened honey?
ReplyDeleteThank God I'm not alone! *HI5*
ReplyDeleteWow, I don''t know weither to feel proud or cringe.... Proud becuze yes I read this as twi- fic but as I said before I absolutely can not picture 50 as someone else. no.. no.. Makes my heart sink....I feel so silly but yeah!!
ReplyDeleteFifty is taking over the world (well mostly the US but you know what I mean)! LOL
ReplyDeleteI feel like running around in circles! Woohooo
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypzupfTtR1qigfjto1_400.gif
Normally that kind of threat would provoke me not to do something but in this case I really do want to SOAK up every page. But you can still punish me. *bites lip*
ReplyDeleteI'm stubborn against myself. If I can't put 100% of myself into something I find a way out of it. lol I couldn't get into reading it online or on my Apple Touch.
ReplyDeleteYou need to bend over so I can spank you.
ReplyDeleteIt would be utterly impossible for R/K to NOT know about the hype behind this book. I'm sure they have seen the manips as well. I must know..... have they read any of it???? Have they done any of the kinky fuckery?...... I have to fucking know... It's a NEED!
ReplyDeleteYeah, and seeing how those two loveeee to read novels, there's no way they could skip this. Both Rob and Kristen looks like people that could do very kinky things. ;) Just look at that BD R+ sex scene! His moves! And we don't even get to hear her scream, which is according to Rob, the reason why it's not in the movies!
ReplyDeleteAnd Down Under. :D
ReplyDelete*Hi5* I see my initiation to becoming a BTB has begun...LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about! You are already a BTB!!! ♥♥♥ You have all the good stuff that make a BTB a GREAT BTB!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm all for initiations. I think all of us new BTBs should get one. And I missed mine, so make it a good one. *wiggles eyebrows*
ReplyDeleteI think new-cumer initiations is a great idea... maybe that could be a new thing?!
ReplyDeleteI will watch the movie solo... don't want anyone to hear the moans or see the puddle I'm sitting in.
ReplyDeleteThis is only my perception of him (probably very far from the truth, but none-the-less...) I see Rob as gentle and very un-intrusive (is that a word?), and I think because of that, he is probably a little "vanilla", but I can also see Kristen's curiosity being piqued, and she might suggest something kinky, and I imagine Rob's response to be nothing short of a smiley, giddy school boy who is more than willing to oblige.
ReplyDeletewow! LOVE the EW cover...
ReplyDeleteI really think this books are great! I felt all kind of emotions reading MOTU... I hope they can do this in the movie...
for me too!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the same thing... Bel Ami and Cosmopolis too... better not to bring hubby!
ReplyDelete*grabs silver grey tie and a cup of ice chilled wine*
ReplyDeleteDon't spill it, or I'll spank you!
Yeah, I think If I were to bring hubby, he might connect the dots and start to truly worry about my obsession with him. He still sees Rob as Cedric, and that fruity hair piece that I lovingly call Edward. LOL!
ReplyDeleteEven if Helen Keller was still alive she would see and hear me during this movie.
ReplyDeleteNo more lurking in the shadows of Twilight. We have our own super-sexed version now!
ReplyDelete*strips off bra and flings it across room*
That felt good.
That is fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOh fuck YEAH!!!!
ReplyDelete*strips off bra and panties*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxi49c0N4c1qm9gf3.gif
*grabs Marcela's hand and starts dancing in a circle*
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTZctTG6cE
You could be right, but I like to think of Rob as a dirty boy....UNF!
ReplyDeleteYESSSSSS!! I am a suscriber to EW magazine I can't wait to get it with the cover of Fifty Shades Of Grey!!
ReplyDeleteme too! LOVE IT I can't wait to get it!!
ReplyDeletewoo rob as a dirty boy *feels tingly all over*
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I can't wait til it becomes a movie!
ReplyDeleteoh god too funny!
ReplyDeleteI want to be "down under" him! ;)
ReplyDeleteit should be an HBO mini series and as for Rob being cast not going to happen this is way too close to Twilight and Edward and Rob needs to get away from that and after completing Cosmo and BA and seeing the trailor of Cosmopolis he is FINALLY being taken seriously as a skilled(FUCK ME HARD AND ROUGH)actor and finally the critics will REALLY take notice of Rob's acting skills! actore:)
ReplyDeletegood you ordered them! I am on book number 2#!
ReplyDeleteso well said sista friend! and so damn good see ya on here!
ReplyDelete*flashes tits* (.) (.)
ReplyDeletewoo work it!
ReplyDeletecan I join ya?!
ReplyDeleteno husbands allowed or bf's this should be strictly womens night out baby!
ReplyDeleteha ha haha haha!! oh that is priceless!
ReplyDeleteyeah for me too :D
ReplyDeleteDITTO :)
ReplyDeleteeh that's okay your busy and RLsometimes likes to get you from behind *evil grin* or Fifty just sayin .......
ReplyDeletewooooo wooooo!! *raises hand* can I do it?!
ReplyDeleteyeah *taps foot* ;)
ReplyDelete*rubs FB'S shouldlers* you can do it! come FB! you can do it!!
ReplyDelete*purrs* mmmmmm I'll punish you..... *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteand with a book ya don't have to charge it up ya don't have to worry about it screwing up or freezing up or getting damaged some how with an actual book ya don't have to worry about stuff like that and the books are in paperback :D
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmm the smell of Christian Grey ;) no but seriously it is SO much better that is for sure!
ReplyDeletenope your not!
ReplyDeletewelcome BTB!
ReplyDeletehey I'm all for it *licks lips* I wonder what kind of initiation *smirks*
ReplyDeleteyeah she is! definitly :D
ReplyDeletewoo I want in!
ReplyDelete*gets popcorn* and lounge chair to watch*
ReplyDeleteI am a suscriber I will be getting it on friday and it is going to be apart of my magazine collection :D
ReplyDelete*grabs whip and hunts those pussies down*!
ReplyDeleteI AGREE!!
ReplyDeleteyeah I agree! I would said the same thing LOL!
ReplyDeleteyeah we have to owe TTS a thank you even though it was aSHITTY story!
ReplyDeleteand thank god ! I thought I would never have these books and I do! and they are FUCK HOT!
ReplyDeletethat's right! oh and be sure and have a HUGE supply of underwear when reading them LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait either!
ReplyDeletehell yeah!!!
ReplyDeletewhat do you think of Alex Stakguard/Eric from True Blood he would be perfect he is my frist choice or the dude that plays one of the vampires in VD Ian Sommers(is that his last name???)
ReplyDeleteRob won't be in it he needs to ge away fromt he Edward image now look at my comment above yours and tell what ya think of the men I suggested :D
ReplyDeletei ill get it tomorrow on the Ipad. I dont have it yet! :p
ReplyDeleteI get snail mail too and you always seem to get yours before me by a day or 2 so :p
I love Alex, but he is too old - imo.
ReplyDeleteand I never got into VD.
I must do research (stare at pics of hot guys) if it's not going to be Rob.
When my batteries die, I'll let you know what I cum up with!
I have sit back for awhile watching this site and it is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! Each of you are sinners in the worst way. You need to find true happiness and not smut on a site. You all need to beg God for forgiveness and maybe your souls might be saved.
ReplyDeleteI will do everything in the power God gives me to make sure this site is not here much longer.
Repent sinners. Go with God.
HOLY FUCK BALLS! And you can take that to church bitch.
ReplyDeleteIs it Christmas already? Because you are the best gift I've gotten in a long time.
I have to give you credit. You got some balls coming up on our turf talking shit. But you will be buried before you stand.
I will pray for your soul. Go with God. You are a child of his and he would not like you being this way.
ReplyDeleteNot only are you disrespecting God but you are disrespecting all of women everywhere with your obscene comments. Repent.
ReplyDeletePorn will take your soul to hell. Ask for forgiveness and you shall receive it.
ReplyDeleteWHAT.THE.FUUUUUCK???
ReplyDeleteAre you who I think you are???
Let me start by saying, we have gotten all your hate mail and you need to stop it! I told FB just to ignore you, but THIS?? Coming to our site to talk shit!?!?
Fuck no!
Let me turn around and bend over really low, so you can get a better angle KISSING MY SWEET SINNER ASS!!!!!
What??? *points down*
ReplyDeleteSeriously???? *points down*
ReplyDeleteHey light!
ReplyDeleteI got your IP address, I know where you live...
I'm gonna sneak up your window and lick your vagina... and you are gonna like it, then we all go to hell together!
Bye now, you crazy twat!
FB, this is the same bitch that's been sending us hate mail!!! threatening us to shut us down!
ReplyDeleteFucking bitch!
The bitch is on Robsessed spreading her hate too.
ReplyDeleteI'm soo pissed off right now.
I'm glad you have received all my emails. But it saddens me that you still go on with this site. I will continue to forge against this site until it is shutdown! And I have the higher power on my side.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for me kissing your behind. I do care to do that but maybe you should get on your knees and ask for forgiveness. You should be use to being on your knees by the way you talk.
You're such a fucking hypocrite. And that calls herself a RPFan?! Sure!! Don't come here if you don't like it.
ReplyDeleteThis cunt does not give up! Get a fucking life.
ReplyDeleteShe threatens to shut down Robsessed as well
ReplyDeleteYou go get her Marcela!
ReplyDeleteI am going nowhere. You can insult me and even threaten to rape me but I know what my mission is. God is love and he can save you.
ReplyDeleteI use to use alcohol as a crutch for my sins but now I see the light. You can to.
I don't like being here but sometimes for the love of God you have to push through all the bad to get to the good. This site is pure hell and all that is enjoying it will burn for it. REPENT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
ReplyDeleteWow. You came to the wrong place to preach. And don't you dare assume you know anything about any of us, and whether or not we are God's children. In my opinion, it makes you more of a sinner than we are. Now, I'm going to go back to my fanfic and my dirty thoughts, and you bet your ass I will get a fucking rise out of it, and I WILL see the Heavens. I'm sorry you haven't experienced something as divine and holy as blissful sex, and I am not going to apologize for any of us who have that pleasure on the forefronts of our mind and are not too frigid to talk about it with other Godly sisters, such as those who visit this site regularly.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that bitch knows what she just did.
ReplyDeleteGuess you hadn't heard... Rob is our porn... and he doesn't even need to take his clothes off.
ReplyDeleteI am spreading nothing but what God wants me to spread. I will die for Christ.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah!
ReplyDeletePorn is porn. No matter how you see it. Change now or burn forever.
ReplyDeleteMarcela and I have been dealing with this twat for awhile now. She's been saying she's going to shut us down from the beginning but look...we're still here.
ReplyDeleteI hope that bitch has Pat Robertson in one pocket and God in the other. She'll need them after we get done with her.
Sounds like you just admitted that Rob is porn.
ReplyDeleteYou know that trying to convert a Jew is in the believes of OUR G*D the biggest sin you can commit. Even worse then killing. So you're going to hell fur sure!
ReplyDeleteHey Can't blame you for loving jesus, the dude is buff! LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://technoccult.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Buff_jesus.jpg
My soul is safe in the hands of God. Your soul is gone if you continue on this path.
ReplyDeleteShe's a piece of work. I hate people who make assumptions about ones spiritual life without knowing the whole story. I think she will burn before I will. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteHOW DARE YOU! I think you have a demon in you. I think your soul is lost for good.
ReplyDeleteYou thin that is bad. Jesus gave me head last night. Talk about a religious experience. WOOF!
ReplyDeleteAmen! She's been attacking me on robsessed as well. Hate those religious terrorist people. This is supposed to be our happy place!
ReplyDeletehttp://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Dew101/jesus.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb98/Hanzou_Masamori/JesusHatesYou-1.jpg
ReplyDeleteYou think you are so funny with your funny moving pictures and other pictures. I'm extending my love to you to help save you.
ReplyDeleteTake my hand. I can lead you to the right path.
You know what would get Light's panties in a bunch? Manip the pic so that Jesus has Rob's face! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI am no bitch. You are a bitch for being evil.
ReplyDeleteIKR!? This is our safe haven, and this Jesus lover is fucking it all up!
ReplyDeleteLOfuckingL!
ReplyDeleteI'll grab your hand and shove it in my vagina...
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteExactly, she keeps replying me. I did throw her a bone by saying i'm Jewish. people like her love converting peole like me lol.
ReplyDeleteCan't we just fucking throw her of this blog or something?
ReplyDeleteThis bitch is crazy... but so entertaining! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd hey!
ReplyDeleteI am Funny!!! Ask anyone here!! LOL
LOL!!! That was beautifull.
ReplyDeleteI am about to put my Christian ways on hold and go off on you. Watch your mouth about our savior and watch your mouth about me!
ReplyDeleteARE YOU DEAF? we don't need your help!
ReplyDeleteYou and Freezeburn need to do the right thing and shut down this site. Do it for God.
ReplyDeleteShe insulted me, saying I'm not funny!! lol she can call me a bitch, but I'm funny! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou are just nasty. Do you want to say a pray? It will help.
ReplyDeleteNEVER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather use my energy talking shit to you!
She called me a bitch, well that's true ;p
ReplyDeleteYou're a really funny Marcela!!! I just pissed myselve watching these pics.
Go for it... I'm ready... so are the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteYou are about as much fun as the idea of fire and brimstone.
ReplyDeleteShe is doing her ministry work in the wrong place. "Convert this Light!" *drops pants and moons Jesus lover*
ReplyDeleteYour words say no but your soul says yes.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf she doesn't want to do that can I?
ReplyDelete*evil grin*
Oh no you didn't!! Now I'm not just gonna lick your vagina, but i'm gonna shove a finger up your ass as well!
ReplyDeleteThat's fine. I'm going nowhere till this smut is shutdown!
ReplyDeleteNo, i want you to rub it harder!
ReplyDeleteYes we can. But Marcela and never thought we would have to do that anyone. But I guess crazy can change that rule. lol
ReplyDeleteYou're one of those lesbians aren't you??
ReplyDeleteBlock the twat!
ReplyDeleteLOL
She's like a dog that keeps chasing it's own tail. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou will not get to me. I'm stronger.
ReplyDeleteMarcela is the best when it comes to bitches like this.
ReplyDeleteSTOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
ReplyDeleteBring it on!!!
ReplyDeleteShould we? LOL
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteGOD IS LOOKING DOWN AT YOU RIGHT NOW AND SAYING, WHAT A FUCKING MISTAKE I MADE WHEN I MADE THIS LIGHT OF SHIT!!!
GOD DOES NOT LIKE SINNERS WHO PREACH TO BE GOOD! AND YOU ARE CERTAINLY A SINNER AS WELL!
AT LEAST ALL OF US ON HERE DON'T LIE TO GOD ABOUT OUR "FORBIDDEN" URGES AS YOU CALL IT THAT WE HAVE & FANTASIZE ABOUT!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE WERE MADE? BY MIST???
GET THE FUCK OFF & I MEAN LITERALLY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU SO FUCKING NEED IT!
AND NONE OF US WANT TO BE SAVED BY!!!
LOOK AT THIS LIGHT BITCH!
AND I KNOW YOU CLICKED THE PICTURE SO NOW YOU HAVED SINNED!
GO RUN TO YOUR GOD NOW!!!
Well ,since I missed the shitstorm yesterday I guess I'll reply today....please don't pray for my soul. In my long life (yes, I am an adult of 51 years, I've been around the block a few times) I have found that 95% of "Christians" are nothing but hypocrites and some of the biggest sinners themselves. So don't EVER JUDGE US! That is reserved for God. Just like Rob and Kristen want to keep their relationship private, , my personal salvation is just that - private.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I'm kinda having fun. Maybe we can fuck her up royally, or maybe we can convert her! LOL!
ReplyDeleteAre you gay? I only ask that because only a gay person would speak such dribble.
ReplyDeleteQuestion...if you are a Christian, why are you "watching this site" for a while?
ReplyDeleteI don't want to convert her as a BTB. We'll be stuck with her forever! *screams*
ReplyDeleteWhat a good Christian you are...name calling now, are we? So my summation is very accurate.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I was planning my strategy on how to save you all. God was telling me how and when to do it.
ReplyDeleteOh and least we forget the 10 Commandments..."Thou shalt have no other gods before me". I suggest you take a close look at you obsession with RK. Would God approve?
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have a yeast infection with a side of herpes.
ReplyDeleteAMEN *bows down to Aurora*
ReplyDeleteGood point, well made.
ReplyDeleteNO SHIT!
ReplyDeleteI knew her true colors would cum shining through at any moment and now...TA DA! Crazy in da house!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...curious she hasn't responded to me again yet!
ReplyDeleteagree!
ReplyDeleteYou checked her box. LOL
ReplyDeleteI bet Kristen's read it! And Rob has jumped to the sex scenes!! I bet someone in the movie business has even approached them about doing the movies. Rob did say he's like to do a different kind of film with Kristen--well, here's their chance! What better opportunity to work with your GF, have fake sex all day--and real hotness all night, and get to roll around naked with each other for 6 hours on film?
ReplyDeleteEven if Kristen can't do it...I'd hope Rob would!!!!! ♥
I have to admit, if Rob were to do it without Kristen as Ana I would be devastated. But, if both of them, by the grace of God, did it, I don't know how I would live through it!
ReplyDeleteHi 5, BTB-Karen!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's a "sinner" like the rest of us, and obviously has no problem "casting the first stone"...
HOLY shit!!!!!!!! I fucking miss one day, and the drama begins...
ReplyDeleteDeeDee, is that you *points to comment below*??? ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I. Cannot. Breathe!!!*
ReplyDeleteAmen to your comment, BTB- Aurora!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhile you are at it, take 2 dildos to double-penetrate her so that she can finally see the "light"!!!!
I read the article where EL said she wants "unknowns" to be cast for her movie. So, I'm guessing while E&B were her inspiration...R&K will have to go and watch others get it on in their place like the rest of us!! lol
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cry-Laughing... and so is my baby!!!!!!!!*
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna ass rape the bitch!!! LOL
LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, she will praise Jesus after you do!!!!!