Our first look at Cosmopolis.
And we have our luscious little BTB MegO to thank!
And we have our luscious little BTB MegO to thank!
Here's the same trailer in sl0w-mo.
Holy Fuck Balls.
My squirts are coming out in slow motion and are suspended in air!
MegO, I didn't think I could love you anymore then I already do but you just proved me wrong!
LOVE YA!
♥
My squirts are coming out in slow motion and are suspended in air!
MegO, I didn't think I could love you anymore then I already do but you just proved me wrong!
LOVE YA!
♥
WHERE DO WE START WITH THIS TRAILER???!!!
ReplyDeleteNaked Rob?
Fucking Rob?
Angry Rob?
Pissing Rob?
Murdering Rob
More Fucking Rob?
THERE'S SO MANY! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!
WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
And the release date of May 25th?? Is that for the US or over seas???!!!
SO MANY QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS!!!
Holy shit! I just woke up and CUMMED ABOUT 10x in less than a minute!
ReplyDeleteI'm following the movies page on Facebook so I will report back to let you know if there is a release date!
UNF UNF UNF UNF..........
FUCK THAT LIMO SCENE, THAT BED SCENE, ANGRY ROB, SUIT ROB,,,,,,,L.L.IIIIIIII,,,Y,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I
IM FUCKING CUMMED AGAIN!
This is going to be so wicked!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU MEG-O!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry with all the cumming I lost my manners and forgot to thank you!!!
When it cums to Rob cumming cums first then cums the thanks.
ReplyDeleteDark Dirty Twisted. All of which happens to be my original birth name. lol
ReplyDeleteThis movie is just UNF!
this is how i am right now!
ReplyDeletehttp://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/gifs/Gifs%202/harrypotter-snapemybodyisready.gif
Stick Marcela with a fork because she'll be done when she sees this.
ReplyDeleteCan not wait for this movie!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteyeah...I just came all over the place...record time too! MegO...I owe you one babe!!
ReplyDeletedefinitely wearing a skirt and goin' commando t see this film~! maybe even buying a new remote controlled egg....incase the other one is worn out by then! lol
great post FB!!!
gotta change now ;o
lol....we're gonna have some fine times with this movie!!!
ReplyDeleteover and over....definitely!
And before you all ask...YES! I did snag the slow-mo trailer from another site. And I have no remorse about doing it. I would still candy from a baby for my BTBs! I would cut a kidney out of a nun if one of you needed it!
ReplyDeleteLOVES U's, BITCHES!
♥
2012 = The Year of Rob Porn!
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! Fuck me Rob! You are going to be the death of me!
Q: "How did WastedGirl die?"
A: "Mind/body blowing orgasms from all the Rob Porn!"
I think we all can be pretty sure in saying that we're all going commando here on out for the rest of the year. Why destroy perfectly good panties? lol
ReplyDelete*muah*
Oh Lord. The GIFs alone will kill us.
ReplyDeletelol...damn straight!! uno....I'm beginning to think that inventing those...shammanties...might not be such a bad idea!!!
ReplyDeletelol...or at least a drop cloth to put beneath my computer chair! lol
yeah...well I'm going out with a big fucking smile on my face!!!
ReplyDeletelike pudding face or some shit!!! I'll l0ok like the Joker ...it will have to be closed casket! lol
I would expect nothing less from you FB!!!
ReplyDeleteBTB's know how to roll & stick up for one another so anyone gives you problems;
tell me who the bitch is and this NY gal with cut her up!!!
U..N......never mind I already came.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Thank you, Thank you, for posting that in slow motion!
New rule: All Rob porn shall also be shown in slow motion.
I know!!! I can't wait till she wakes up and sees this!!!
ReplyDeleteWakey Wakey.....
Thank you
ReplyDeleteThank you
Thank you
If you ever need an accomplice, I'm in!
Here you go. Once size absorbs most.
ReplyDeleteYes I love my panties and ruining them is not cool with me unless it is ROB ripping them off!
ReplyDeleteI never thought a pissing Rob would make me all hot and bothered. Christ Rob u can piss all over me I'd be happy to bathe in it.
ReplyDeletewho in the hell is going to see this with me? I know no one who looks past Edward. I might have to go by myself
so this is the release dates so far for the movie, NO US date release yet! FUCK!!!
ReplyDeleteTHE RELEASE DATESThis page will continuously update as dates are revealed. Dates subject to change.France – May 23rdPortugal – May 31stNetherlands – June 7thRussia – June 14thBrazil – August 17thAustralia – Aug. 30thTurkey – Oct. 26thItaly -Dec. 12th
http://saucesome.net/pic/71182
ReplyDeleteAnd I know you would! What's that saying??
ReplyDeleteKeep your friends close and your BTBs closer.
I like to order about 1 billion of these as ROB movies this year will be making me flood
ReplyDeleteI always need an accomplice! It's always more fun. ☺
ReplyDeleteAgree! Seriously we need it in slow motion!!!
ReplyDeleteahahaha! I agree, he is probably the only man I would let piss on me if it would make him cum!!
ReplyDeleteWait did i just write that??? Who the fuck am I kidding, I'm a BTB and we let ROB do anything to us!
In that first shot, if Rob would just move his hand and the camera would pan down a little bit we'd hit BTB Heaven - Nirvana!!! Any guesses if we get any glimpses on LeMonster cock in this movie...please, please I hope so!
ReplyDeleteWonder what it feels like to stand naked in front of Robert Pattinson like that? Shit!
ReplyDeleteone word Karen....
ReplyDeleteWET
I will fucking die if we get a glimpse of his night stick.
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck balls in my mouth!
how many women are gonna need to see the chiropractor after seeing this...I know my whole fuckin' head falls to my left shoulder when that little red dot is right over his heart...lol....geeeezzzzussss...I can't wait for this movie!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHolly fuck!!! when i saw naked Rob, I screamed BULLSHIT! NO WAY... but then I hit play and the world became a blur...
ReplyDeleteidunno...FB...you remember that little cartoon...a while back...the melted candle one??? lmfao!!!
ReplyDeleteno words.
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!
ReplyDelete(Bust A Tit Laughing) Do you think this will take off? LOL
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aj5oY07e1qg7gxb.gif
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI FUCKING LOVE YOU WITH A PASSION!
DUDE, I'm all hot and bothered right now
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aj99DbXU1qg7gxb.gif
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1agfqGFkq1qd7p5fo1_500.gif HOLY FUUUUUCK
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aa3gSEFD1qbto26.gif yep, thats me... RIP ME
ReplyDeleteI.cant.stop.cumming
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a9tfFuDA1r1wybw.gif
You mean... gifs like THIS!~
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1agfqGFkq1qd7p5fo1_500.gif
LOL!!! Oh my shammwows! LOL
ReplyDeleteEach day it just keeps getting better! I think I might have to be put on heart meds because I don't know how much more I can take. My cooter can take more then my ♥. lol
ReplyDeleteWoohooo, i'm getting some on june 7th :o
ReplyDeleteMegO You are the shit!!! I love you beyond words!
ReplyDeletehttp://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a92cEGmI1qhs0lno1_400.jpg
I kow i am! ( wet , i mean)
ReplyDeleteIf only we could take turns doing that to him! Is that bitch wearing a genie bra?
ReplyDeleteI'll call into work for you and tell them you won't be in today.
ReplyDeletehttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a5bsVOYv1r8flgjo1_500.jpg
ReplyDeletehow? HOW!!!!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1a2fwS2Ij1rra7muo1_500.jpg
ReplyDeleteMy wicked vag, that's all!
aww I fucking love you too my Marcela!
ReplyDeleteIve been watching this the entire fucking day now. It's a miracle my kids got lunch and got picked up from school and i've been trying to find words to descibe how i feel but ........ i just can't. My husband is in for a shock when he gets hoem and finds me al drooling and squivering behind the computer lol;)
ReplyDeleteThat is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteBTBS IN UNISON!
ReplyDeleteYup! Very wet!
ReplyDeleteAnd you shouldn't stop. If you stop there's something wrong!
ReplyDeleteIf we do we better bring some paramedics to the movie with us!
ReplyDeleteBATL OMG I love it!
ReplyDeleteThe one and only. THE ORIGINAL!
ReplyDeleteMy words exactly, HOW? I'm already a mumbling mess
ReplyDeleteIs it catchy? lol
ReplyDeleteFIFTY!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF!!! No Canadian love again? :( The movie was fucking shot in Toronto and Cronenberg is from Canada.... come on us Canadians seem to be getting the shaft lately and not in a good way!
ReplyDeleteI fucking love you FB! The slow mo trailer.... I have no fucking words... UNF!
ReplyDeleteWe have no release date either. We are hated.
ReplyDeleteBUT WHY? I blame politics. lol
Tell them no flowers please... in lieu of Flower arrangements, all donations can be made to the "Rebuild a clit foundation" for all my btb's after cosmopolis! I'll watch you from heaven... errr I mean HELL!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteMakes it so much easier for us to just rub-n-cum then have to keep moving the slider back and having to start all over again. lol
ReplyDeletelol Jennifer, no problem! I almost had a fucking heart attack when I saw this posted last night on Facebook! I think commando/skirt to this movie sounds like the perfect outfit, fuck why wear a bra too? Our fucking nipples will break through it anyway when we see this movie!
ReplyDelete*GULP*
ReplyDeleteyes please
LMFAO!!!! that's me! The black dude with the colorful orgasm! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut we will have your service here.
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck is AZ!!!! she's missing all the fun!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to hang on to life... I'm trying....
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ajcjR7jB1qg7gxb.gif
LMFAO!!!!! IT's like a gigiant....
ReplyDeleteVAG! lol
I couldn't fucking sleep after watching this last night!
ReplyDeletelmfao!!!!
ReplyDeleteyep!!! that'll do FB....that'll do....
LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteThis is how I imagine you right now! LOL
ReplyDeleteWe are all hot messes, Rob will kill us all!!!
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_letopakz981qfyfggo1_500.gif
BATL!!!! (see FB it works! ☺)
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd love it. ☺
ReplyDeleteNo need to thank me at all BTBs just glad you all got some morning happiness today! :)
ReplyDeleteohhhh....to be sittin' astraddle of Rob!!!!
ReplyDeleteh o l y f u c k !!!
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*dies*
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aa3gSEFD1qbto26.gif
YUP!!
ReplyDeleteSome more instant than others... lol
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz04riPdGe1r5hgr5.gif
I LOVE it! Now go to other sites and say it. LOL
ReplyDelete...lol
ReplyDeletedamn Republicans!!!
fucking Democrats!!!
ruining everything!!
lol
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!
Cooter on fire! coother on fire!!!!
Our very own Marcela made these!!!! She sent me a pair. And they work and fit like a dream.
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmm.....yes please
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you are right!!!
http://www.does-the-product-work.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/genie-bra.jpg
FUCK! Not even a test warning!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd this time antibiotics can't fix it.
ReplyDeleteLOLBATL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFucking hilarious!!!
I knew it!
ReplyDeleteI have to confess. I have two of them. One in beige and one in black. They are fucking awesome to sleep in. LOL
I am definitely adding two or three copies of this dvd to my collection.... cuz...I am not gonna be able to devote the attention I should to this film in the cinema. I figure I will watch it at least ten times within the first 24 hours....better buy an extra dvd player too....just in case.
ReplyDeleteLOL , yep that is pretty much it. Don't forget the accompanying sounds.
ReplyDelete*talks gibberish*
Fuck I can't get enough of this trailer! BTBs you are welcome for alerting you know to the teaser and FB and Marcela thank you for the fuck awesome posts every fucking day! I fucking love you guys, and yes I know I fucking swear like a sailor..... I'm learning from Kingston! I wonder what he would fucking think of this! lol.
ReplyDeleteOMG. It does work! We made a new abbreviation!
ReplyDeleteI sure will!
ReplyDeleteYou guys!!!! Seriously!!! I nearly had a vag attack
ReplyDelete*gives MegO a "wet kiss" THANK YOU BTB!!
ReplyDeletehahaha so true!
ReplyDeleteOf course it's always politics... they fucking suck!
ReplyDelete*drops dead next to my computer * __________________
ReplyDeleteNEITHER CAN I! DECEMBER 12TH! 2012! HOLY SHIT I WANT THIS MOVIE!
ReplyDeleteha ha h ahah aha! and my coffee is cold and I need to go get it and I don't want too LOL!
ReplyDeletewe might as well have to bring a mop and bucket to the theater and some "stain" remover LOL
ReplyDeleteI must have been a good girl ( sure, Hannah who believes THAT), because i'm finnally getting rewarded for living in the fucking Netherlands for a change!
ReplyDeleteyeah....moaning, panting moaning and panting moaning moaning and "cumming" and "cumming" again and again again
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWith the little fucking bows!
*Sends Leah some coffee*, Do you want milk and sugar with that?
ReplyDeletegeez woman are trying to make me hungry?! *licks lips*
ReplyDeletemore like I WANT TO ATTACK his ass NICE and SLOOOOWWW
ReplyDeleteFB *feels forehead* are you okay? girl that is SO an understatement!
ReplyDeleteGOD I CAN'T WAIT!! thank you JESUS!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could go withyou but I would have to warn you I would not be responsible for my actions LOL
ReplyDeleteWho says you can't have style with function! LOVES EM'!!
ReplyDeleteIm pretty sure that's you and me right there! LOL
ReplyDeleteYour husband and my bf never had a chance of survival.
ReplyDelete*drops head in sadness*
I'M OKAY! Where were we? lol
SAY IT.OUT LOUD.SAYIT.
ReplyDelete*o*
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fvsdQrfB1r3ytt5.gif
ReplyDeleteYou mean like THIS! HELL YEAH :O
ReplyDeletehttp://s891.photobucket.com/albums/ac118/ROBsessedBlog2/Screencaps/Cosmopolis/Teaser%20Trailer/?action=view¤t=RobertPattinsonCosmopolisHDCaps200.jpg
will you be able to see this movie in your home town :)
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!!
ReplyDeleteProbably not, I'll probably have to drive to Edmonton to see it if we get it at all....
ReplyDeleteI say we should start a campaign to elect Rob's cock as president! LOL
ReplyDeleteand the female population
ReplyDeleteexactly!!
ReplyDelete*WARNING THIS MOVIE MAY CAUSE OVARIE EXPLOSION*
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeletewould be a damn site better than what we've had to call president for the last ..oh...twelve years?? lol
ReplyDeleteand all I did was lick the screen *smirks*
ReplyDelete*calls Kaiser to make back appointment*
ReplyDeleteno words is right!
ReplyDeleteand pray he looks like Rob ;) okay that was lame LOL!
ReplyDeleteuh fraid not
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is all
ReplyDeleteyeah.................... VERY "wet"
ReplyDeleteand then spread the legs!
ReplyDeleteyeah very moist(as Rob says) ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! FRIENDS is so funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDelete*looks up at heaven*
ReplyDeletehey god it's me again..yeah again um...if you could do this one little thing for us BTB's and make sure that we get to see Rob in ALL his FUCK HOTTNESS GLORY!thank you ME.
yeah and some diapers(hey more absorbant than panties) and some inhalers and a oxyen tank and mask
ReplyDeleteI would NOT be responbile for my actions!
ReplyDeleteand in my mind too!!! O/T for sec I am now on the second book of Fifty Shades! they made up and that is all I am am going to say
ReplyDeleteGOD I FUCKING HOPE SO!
ReplyDeleteIs it even possible to *cum* only by thinking of Rob saying the word moist? YES IT IS!!!!
ReplyDeletevery catchy! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeleteTo answer your question. YES. Yes you can get pregnant from this. And I am proof of it. And this is what you should expect.
ReplyDeleteyeah add that to our BTB vocabualary!
ReplyDeleteokay um....what about the US?!
ReplyDeleteNow that's an election pole/poll I want to be part of....i.e....on.
ReplyDeleteWOA! I thought it was december 12th!
ReplyDeleteyeah and the U.S. borders Canada! so it should be in Canada AND the US first FUCKERS THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN!! OKAY PETITION TIME!
ReplyDeleteIf this is just a teaser trailer then we should expect the movie to fucktastic incrediballs!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1all4KcQA1r5xtv0.gif
ROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteNeither could I...I was so jacked up! This movie is going to mess with my mind and body....
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ajg3iJGp1qfskqg.gif
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to this? LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1all4KcQA1r5xtv0.gif
I'm halfway thru book 3.....the drama is unfolding!
ReplyDeleteIt's ready for Rob's balls in my mouth....
ReplyDeleteit's NOT ready for creepy michael jackson fucking baby!!!!! LOL
Huh. I see how you are. And to think I was going to ask you to babysit for me. Baby Thriller will be very upset now.
ReplyDeleteJust look at the sadness in it's eyes. I say "IT" because I have no fucking clue of the gender. It's got some fucked up junk down there.
*shedders*
ReplyDeleteThat its so fucking creepy!!!
and I do not wanna see that junk, plus is wearing pink?!! LOL
I do pink one day and blue another. The fuck if I know! lol
ReplyDeleteYah the US and Canada might be border neighbours but Canada doesn't get a lot of the same stuff as the US....
ReplyDeleteall you have to do is put a ball at the top and you found the clit!! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteOh my fucking God! Where the he'll have I been when you ladies posted all this awesome?!! I've missed soooooo much!
ReplyDelete*wooooo baby rub that cock!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! I literally busted a tit laughing just now!!!!
ReplyDeleteBATL!!!!!!!
I'm glad you are here :D
ReplyDeletehttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ap3sKPfK1qza9qg.gif
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha
It's a good thing we have "BATL" then. LOL
ReplyDeleteYes you have missed alot and you have only yourself to blame!
ReplyDelete*wink*
Just read the run time is nearly two hours too.....not much left out huh!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh...Twilight is coming on FX!!
I watched Twilight on FX last night! Aurora23 and I were imessaging each other through the whole damn movie. LOL
ReplyDeleteI am so ashamed! RL is kicking my ass
ReplyDeleteIKR!? If you lived in central Cal, I would see it with you. I'm in the same boat you are... but I don't even have friends that are Edward fans...... so alone. :-( So glad I have you BTBs in my life!
ReplyDeleteOh me too
ReplyDeleteDAMN STRAIGHT!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust in... reports of a second death due to mind/blowing orgasms from all the Rob Porn... Rest in peace, star4.
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel, and you're right, no words can describe. He is truly killing us.... Does he know that we read fuckhot fanfic and fantasize about having sex with him ALL THE TIME.... and then he goes and makes movies like this and BA????? He is EVIL and I LOVE HIM FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wanted to see Ana and Christian fucking when those doors opened. *stomps foot on ground*
ReplyDeleteI haven't looked at listings yet... will we get it?
ReplyDeleteI wonder... Is he really pissing (or a tube)? I would fucking squirt if I knew he was really pissing.... who am I kidding, I'm squirting already.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is he pissing through a hole in the floor? LOL!
Yours too? My RL has been fucking sucking donkey ass lately.... ugh! If I could run away I'm sure I would....
ReplyDeletei can't remember~! i gotta re-read this book ...like pronto!
ReplyDeletehave you not read it?? it's not an easy read....but now that I have visuals...I want to give it another try
I was doing my BTB civic duty and letting our other BTBs know about the fuck awesome tease of the teaser trailer... I fucking love you beyond words too Marcela!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think even a fire hose could put out the BTB cooter fire of 2012! We need Rob's hose!
ReplyDelete