I'm even going to stop taking showers and baths. That water might sneak in my axe wound or something! I'll just start using Purell to clean my dirty ass and under boob. lol
If any guy tried to stick a finger or anything in my chocolate covered starfish I would pinch and squeeze so hard I would be shitting out his finger for a week!
I'm so happy for you! And you are right I'm going to start using all those things and wrapping my bf's fun stick in several layers of plastic wrap and invert a baggie in my meat cavity. I'm a safety girl!
A good friend of mine told me one night that she and her husband was "doin" da deed" and he got so into that he slipped out and rammed her bunghole. She said the pain shot through her entire body and she started screaming, GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! She said she was paralyzed for about an hour. LOL
I seriously think if I heard that from my grandma at any age I would die!!! At 12 my grandma in front of a bunch of friends said "Meggie you finally have a couple of fried eggs on your chest!" I was mortified so if she had talked about starfish sex with me at 12..... yah I would be in the psych ward! lol.
I feel like I've hear that somewhere before... paralyzation after anal sex... I wonder if it hits the wrong nerve or something... or was it just a joke???.... I'm so gullible, and take things so literally. ;-)
Ya know girls... you gotta keep an open..... mind.... yeah, mind. What if Fifty, er Rob said that he wanted to OWN every inch of your body, could you really turn him down???? And, I think British boys can be a little dirty. ;-)
Honestly.... I waited till she wanted to and it took 3 days and she was done! Same as her brothers. Ironically all 3 were potty trained on Valentines' Day... no word of a lie! We all laugh about it. She asked to wear panties and day 1 she had 4 accidents, day 2- 1 accident and day 3 none! Good luck AZ! Hopefully he's ready before the new BTB baby comes! When do you have your gender scan?
Niiiice!!! Thanks for sharing your potty-training experiences! My kid still refuses... Go figure! I just hope that he decides to ditch the diapers before his baby sis arrives in June!
My next ultrasound is next week on March 6th. We are paying for a 3D color one on March 24th, which we cannot wait to see!!!
Ahhh I never did the 3D ones.... :( With Ryley I had to have a lot of ultrasounds cause of complications and never the fun ones and with Alie we just didn't.... lol. Hopefully he does I can imagine 2 in diapers at once wouldn't be fun but if he doesn't I'm sure you'll manage! Maybe once he sees baby in diapers he'll realize he shouldn't have them!
The 3D ones are cool! The only bitch is that I will have to drink a gallon of water the day before the ultrasound because it will give us a clearer pic of the baby. FML!!! LOL!
Yes, that's the idea... He sees the baby and thinks "Oh, shit! I should no longer be wearing diapers!"
Oh Angelina! LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo jumping-Rob was there! LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd Angie?! Hilarious! Her pose was so weird!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqrombhBMY1qeih7z.gif#laughing%20gif
LMAO!!!! This will never NOT be funny!
ReplyDeleteOmfg lmfao!!!
ReplyDeleteHad to double look at Angie with her legs spread out!
LOL!! I CAN'T!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
LMFAO!!! I thought Angelina really posed like that.... I heard she was acting off at the Oscars.....
ReplyDeleteI fucking love jumping Rob!!!
LMAO! jumping rob is always epic!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! Can you imagine!
ReplyDeleteLOL Angelina posing like that, the only excuse will be "LeMosterCock" and we all know he likes to bone Kstew and BTB's only! teehee
No matter the location!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL
The only thing missing is Rob's bow tie! LOL
Fuck it would be hilarious!!! No one can resist LeMonsterCock!!! Not even Brangelina! You know Brad was even checking Jumping Rob out! ;)
ReplyDeleteTHAT would be glorious!!!
ReplyDeletehey, OT for a sec... GUESS WHAT?? I'm pregnant!!! my first child, I'm so happy!!!
been doing a LOT of exams.... and in the search of an OB... I'm so tired! just want to sleep all day!
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WOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!! ANOTHER BABY!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Mariana My LOVE!!! Best wishes! I hope you have a great pregnancy and a super healthy baby!!!
*Smooches X2*
CONGRATS! Another BTB baby bumper in the house!
ReplyDeleteTo all the non-pregger BTBS.....DON'T DRINK THE FUCKING WATER!
Holy Fuck Balls! I guess Angelina found a way to take all her kids with her to the Oscars.
ReplyDeleteSpread wide and climb on in!
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMY LOVE YOU ARE BACK!!
AND FUCKING FULL OF HILARIOUSNESS!! LOL
Just being me! And I think that's illegal in 48 states. ☺
ReplyDeleteAmen Sister!!! LOL
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I read that Robsten was not given invitations to the Oscars. Does that even make sense? I doubt they would have went anyway but still, WTF?
ReplyDeleteP.S. The Help got ROBBED last night for best pic!
LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, I've missed you darlin'!
I'm even going to stop taking showers and baths. That water might sneak in my axe wound or something! I'll just start using Purell to clean my dirty ass and under boob. lol
ReplyDeleteFucking bullshit!!!
ReplyDeleteThey're just jealous! fucking idiots!!!
I FLOVE THE HELP! ;)
Awww! *smooch* RL can get us down but not for long!
ReplyDeleteYou know that Robsten just stayed and got drunk and fucked like horny rabbits. Better then any Oscars I've ever seen.
ReplyDelete*pinches own nipples*
ReplyDeleteNipple promise! I wont be away ever again!!! ;) LOL
God I missed my safe heaven
You gonna be like Kstew in WTTR in the car, when she pulled the bill from her cooter and said "who opened a can of tuna" LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh God!~ I laughed so hard in that part! LOL
OMG. I don't remember that!! What's wrong with me??!!
ReplyDeleteShit a brick and fuck me with it....
ReplyDeleteTHE VISUALS!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzz1kjbANu1qmdw6j.gif
LMFAO!!!! I love that fucking nerd.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Go see it!!! it's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBAZINGA!!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY THOUGHT OF YOU ★FreezeBurn♥RobMyCooter★BTB
ReplyDeleteLOL
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzw2o3jTxj1roxerzo1_500.png
What scene was it? I'll try and find a video!
ReplyDeleteAnd of course you would think of me! LOL
ReplyDeleteThug Bubba telling it the way he likes it!
If any guy tried to stick a finger or anything in my chocolate covered starfish I would pinch and squeeze so hard I would be shitting out his finger for a week!
he picks her up from the strip club and she's counting money in the car, then she pulls a bill from her cooter LOL
ReplyDeleteRobsten weren't invited, but they don't give a fuck!! LOL
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Thank you! I'm going to watch it tonight for sure! lol
ReplyDeleteIs it really sad that I remember him from the 90's? And it is really sad that I think I have his music on in my itunes?
ReplyDeletethanks FB!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! What's in the water??? you should drink just liquor from now on...
I can see you using all these at once, from now on...
http://cdn.babble.com/strollerderby/files/2011/08/family-planning-and-contraception.jpg
thanks Marcela!
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I'm so happy for you! And you are right I'm going to start using all those things and wrapping my bf's fun stick in several layers of plastic wrap and invert a baggie in my meat cavity. I'm a safety girl!
ReplyDeleteHeck no!
ReplyDelete*dances* LOL
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI miss AZ!!! You two always kept going on about the stink! LOL
You sure do know how to make a tard like me feel special and not handicap parking special either!
ReplyDelete♥ U soulmate BTB!
*muah*
I fuckin' love that saying! But it does not reply to me. lol
ReplyDeleteOMG! you crak me up!
ReplyDeletemy grandma once told me, in the old days when they really didn't wanted a baby, they took on the backside... too many details for a 12 year old huh?
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete2 in the pink
1 in the stink!
the Philosophy..
Holy hell! Your granny told you that "they" use to take it up the butt to avoid pregnancy? LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteI really want to talk to her and hear her stories! She sounds like a classic BTB!
LMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you are now a perv! LOL
Subtract the one in the stink and we got good math but add the one in the stick and I'm a fighting bitch.
ReplyDeleteA good friend of mine told me one night that she and her husband was "doin" da deed" and he got so into that he slipped out and rammed her bunghole. She said the pain shot through her entire body and she started screaming, GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! She said she was paralyzed for about an hour. LOL
ReplyDeletetrue! LOL
ReplyDeleteshe sure is, you would be amazed!!! and we had this talk when i was 12!!!
ReplyDeleteShe should go to school-to-school teaching abstinence. lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! You know for men, there is no such thing as "The wrong hole" they always do it on purpose! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteRAPE!!!!!! don't forget the rape whistle!
TO ANGLEINA: *sings* SPREAD MY WINGS AND LET YA "CUM" INSIDE*
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! but seriously what a babe xD
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha, I love jumping Rob!!! ♥
ReplyDeleteLOL Me too!!! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteOkay well then you can tell me who he is..... lol.
ReplyDeleteThey really do, the sneaky fuckers! Hubby tried "the wrong hole" trick on me..... and well he was fucking sorry! lol.
ReplyDeleteFucking right The Help was fucking amazing! 50/50 was robbed at the Independent spirit awards too.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!! Another BTB baby!!!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding.... fuck water and hand me a vodka cause I am not pregnant!!!! :) Just got Alie out of diapers 100% and I aint ever going back!!! lol.
ReplyDeleteI seriously think if I heard that from my grandma at any age I would die!!! At 12 my grandma in front of a bunch of friends said "Meggie you finally have a couple of fried eggs on your chest!" I was mortified so if she had talked about starfish sex with me at 12..... yah I would be in the psych ward! lol.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO I almost pissed myself... seriously fucking hilarious line!
ReplyDeleteJumping Rob was epic seeing Angelina like that fucking hilarious. LMAO! Her hands should go up "Walk like an Egyptian"
ReplyDeleteAMEN!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGRANDMAS!!!!
No fucking way!! So that is why we humans like to do the asshole thing... never made sense until now.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
AXE WOUND! I 've never heard that before!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!
I don't either! ... Well, maybe just vaguely. I want to go searching for it now!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! So happy for you!!!!!
ReplyDelete♥♥♥♥♥♥
OMG. You'll hear alot of things you've never heard before here in the BTB-Universe. God knows I have.☺
ReplyDeleteI feel like I've hear that somewhere before... paralyzation after anal sex... I wonder if it hits the wrong nerve or something... or was it just a joke???.... I'm so gullible, and take things so literally. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love classy guys like that, who just wear their sweet hearts on there sleeves.... er... wife beater tank tops. *_*
ReplyDeleteFuck the rape whistle! I want a machete!
ReplyDeleteThis really happened to my friend Kim. OMG! I thought I was going to die when she told a group of us bitches.
ReplyDeleteI've become such and eloquent speaker since visiting this site.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
Ya know girls... you gotta keep an open..... mind.... yeah, mind.
ReplyDeleteWhat if Fifty, er Rob said that he wanted to OWN every inch of your body, could you really turn him down????
And, I think British boys can be a little dirty. ;-)
Seriously! If I talk about having baby fever.... fucking smack some sense into me..... PLEASE!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet Kristen played dress up (stockings, garters, heels) and walked the red carpet for Rob...
ReplyDeleteI'm so fucking late to the party...my 3G wouldn't pick ip while I was at work!
ReplyDeletethanks Meg!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Mariana!!!!
ReplyDeletethanks pinklady!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWE MISSED YOU LOVE!!!!
ReplyDeleteOH DUDE!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll give it to him!!
Only if you do the same to me! My little Dennis is still on diapers... FML!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah, sista BTB! That's what I'm talkin' about!
ReplyDelete*high five*
Well he is a bit younger than Alie so he has time. I will definitely do the same to you!
ReplyDeleteA jumping Rob out of Angelina's vajayjay would have been EPIC!!!!!!!!! LMAO! This one is still great, though!
ReplyDeleteAwesome news!!! Congrats, BTB-Mariana!!! I am so happy for you!!!!
ReplyDeleteGet plenty of rest, take prenatal vitamins, and drink plenty of water! After your 3rd month, you should start to feel better. I am so HAPPY for you!!!
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteMy son refuses to potty train... I need your advice!!!
Honestly.... I waited till she wanted to and it took 3 days and she was done! Same as her brothers. Ironically all 3 were potty trained on Valentines' Day... no word of a lie! We all laugh about it. She asked to wear panties and day 1 she had 4 accidents, day 2- 1 accident and day 3 none! Good luck AZ! Hopefully he's ready before the new BTB baby comes! When do you have your gender scan?
ReplyDeleteNiiiice!!! Thanks for sharing your potty-training experiences! My kid still refuses... Go figure! I just hope that he decides to ditch the diapers before his baby sis arrives in June!
ReplyDeleteMy next ultrasound is next week on March 6th. We are paying for a 3D color one on March 24th, which we cannot wait to see!!!
Ahhh I never did the 3D ones.... :( With Ryley I had to have a lot of ultrasounds cause of complications and never the fun ones and with Alie we just didn't.... lol. Hopefully he does I can imagine 2 in diapers at once wouldn't be fun but if he doesn't I'm sure you'll manage! Maybe once he sees baby in diapers he'll realize he shouldn't have them!
ReplyDeleteThe 3D ones are cool! The only bitch is that I will have to drink a gallon of water the day before the ultrasound because it will give us a clearer pic of the baby. FML!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYes, that's the idea... He sees the baby and thinks "Oh, shit! I should no longer be wearing diapers!"
Hey AZ!!! thanks for the tips!
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You are welcome, BTB-Mariana! I hope that you have an easy, enjoyable pregnancy!!!
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