Tuesday, February 7, 2012

IF WISHES CAME TRUE


In my world all the Twi-movies would have been rated R and this would have been the cover for Breaking Dawn.

74 comments:

  1. Oh my..............It's like fanfiction fantasies come to life.........
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt86frtrG1qkrpmy.gif

    ReplyDelete
  2. Oh fuck yes! Really, what the fuck was twinkie lady thinking? Making them high schoolers? If I'm going to dream up some fuck hotness, he would at least be able to fuck me senseless! lol

    ReplyDelete
  3. 50 is the only fan fic I've read, but that ones gonna need a XXX rating! *high five*

    ReplyDelete
  4. What about this front?! Yes? No? :-D
    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvdsbRaCI1qjipi2o1_r1_500.gif

    ReplyDelete
  5. DAMN! That thing gave me whiplash just looking at it!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Fuck.  I could cut and paste this shit all day....

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcdexnOx7x1qe6ttmo1_500.jpghttp://c2.img.v4.skyrock.net/c2a/breaking-dawn-forever/pics/3053580643_1_3_Rj4Ffwaa.jpg 

    http://imageshack.us/f/842/thefiftyhead.jpg/ 
    http://thecoldshower.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/30_fifty-shades_thats-it_feel-it-baby.jpg 

    ReplyDelete
  7. Sorry, there's supposed to be like five images above.  I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I wanna spray easy cheese on that V thing on his back and lick it off. Or chocolate. sorry I haven't eaten all day lol

    ReplyDelete
  9. Oh wow there goes my panties. that's just...that's just fucking hot!!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Holy crap now he is hung like a horse. LOL

    ReplyDelete
  11. Yup the twinkie mormon bitch really ruined it

    ReplyDelete
  12. I KNOW THAT PENIS!!!

    that is Michael Fassbender from the movie ShAME! 1st 2 mins of the movie and that is what you see!!!

    Damn!  He is def a HOTTIE!!!

    ReplyDelete
  13. OMG! Damn!!!!

    ***SQUIRT SQUIRT***

    ReplyDelete
  14. IKR!? I wish you could see the other four, but I don't know how to post this stuff properly. :-(

    ReplyDelete
  15. ****SLAPS WITH HIS STICK*****

    ReplyDelete
  16. Yup, this might be one of those threads where we are going to need to get our floaties out! *slaps ass*

    ReplyDelete
  17. YES HE IS!!! And that is not even erect! Imagine???

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjy0sdHyN1r0ftodo1_400.gif

    ReplyDelete
  18. wohoo! I love my ass Slapped! Especially by a BTB!!!

    ***moans out loud****

    ReplyDelete
  19. Exactly! Im going to combust when they make that movie!

    http://th14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/Suemomusu/th_ovaries-EXPLODE.gif

    ReplyDelete
  20. I just popped in to say I'm sorry for being absent lately and.... HOLY FUCK!!!! Did STEPHENIE Meyer just died and went to hell where all my dirty dreams cum true?!?!?!?!

    ReplyDelete
  21. "CUM" here MOTU!!!

    ReplyDelete
  22. eh it's just the DAMN RL! yeah I think  she did!  NOW that's what I would WANT to see!!

    ReplyDelete
  23. yeah she did FUCKING TWINKIE QUEEN! and she can FUCK SUMSHIT while eating a twinkie!

    ReplyDelete
  24. We know all know how RL is. So we understand. *hugs*

    To answer your questions.... NO & YES. lol

    ReplyDelete
  25. chocolate is perfect!

    ReplyDelete
  26. I have already changed my panties once! LOL

    ReplyDelete
  27. wooooo! *goes to get floaties* *slaps star4 on ass*

    ReplyDelete
  28. DAMN *-* FUCK HOT just does not describe it enough! I want to lick that back! it looks like his back!!

    ReplyDelete
  29. HOLY FUCK that man is well hung!!

    ReplyDelete
  30. that's what I was saying!! LOL

    ReplyDelete
  31. his cock was just swaying back and forth! *CUMS* just lookin at it!

    ReplyDelete
  32. I'm...just....speechless.....*-* *Licks lips*

    ReplyDelete
  33. I want to be slapped by his stick! LOL

    ReplyDelete
  34. IKR?! so very fucking true!

    ReplyDelete
  35. so fucking X RATED you could cause a flood in the theater!

    ReplyDelete
  36. oh fuck yeah it is! I WANT IT!!

    ReplyDelete
  37. Fuck you SM... FUCK YOU, maybe a little fuck would have help your prude ass!!! 

    ReplyDelete
  38. LMFAO!!!!!

    I'll be karate kicking tomorrow my friend! LOL

    ReplyDelete
  39. Damn woman..you trying to kill us all!

    ReplyDelete
  40. Must get that movie...

    ReplyDelete
  41. F.U.C.K. M.E.H.A.R.D...please?

    ReplyDelete
  42. I want that first one to be the wallpaper on my desktop but I don't think my teenage girls need to see that shit....damn that is fucking hot!

    ReplyDelete
  43. I am soooo getting it when it comes out on DVD! It;s still out int he movies right now! that dick swinging on the BIG screen was an OMFG moment! I actually gasped out loud and so did everyone else in the theater! 

    ReplyDelete
  44. DICK Slapping for all!!

    ReplyDelete
  45. Yep, that's Fassy! LOL
    Haven't seen the movie yet. I think it comes out in a few months here but I definitely want to see it!

    ReplyDelete
  46. Fuck yeah, Fuck her!
    She'll need some lube for that prude ass!

    ReplyDelete
  47. That pic will make you hungry even it you just ate!

    ReplyDelete
  48. I want to play ride'm cowgirl he's the horse and I'm the rider!

    ReplyDelete
  49. mmmmmmmm *licks screen*

    ReplyDelete
  50. IKR?! THAT FUCKING TWINKIE EATING BITCH!

    ReplyDelete
  51. AMEN! but oh nooo they had to FUCKING watered it down! and instead we SHIT! she and SUMSHIT can go fuck themselves! or together!

    ReplyDelete
  52. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
    I needed to be dick slapped this morning!!!

    ReplyDelete
  53. how old are your daughters lol

    ReplyDelete
  54. he should pose for playgirl if he has'nt already!

    ReplyDelete
  55. can you imagine having that heavenly well hunged man and his cock coming up to you?!

    ReplyDelete
  56. Morning Leah!!
    Maybe Fassbender can slap some sense into her!

    ReplyDelete
  57. 15, 13, and 11....trust me, they know more thank I think, but I'm not flaunting in front of them!

    ReplyDelete
  58. I was just thinking that! Woah!

    ReplyDelete
  59. I'm gonna have to google this man

    ReplyDelete
  60. I'd scream with delight and devore him!!! 

    ReplyDelete
  61. He totally should but he already showed HIS massive dick in the movie SHAME!!

    HE was in the movie 300 w/Gerad Butler! The man is also Magneto in the Xclass movie!  I'd be fucking stuck to him like a Magnet knowing he has that! 

    UNF!

    ReplyDelete
  62. See it! Its a MUST!!!

    He should have gotten an Oscar nominee for it but those uptight fuckers didn't!

    ReplyDelete
  63. If I had Oprah money, I would re-do all the movies in a very uncheesy, porntastic way!!!

    ReplyDelete
  64. How's it hangin' today, PL-BTB???  LOL!!!

    ReplyDelete