Our correspondant BTB_AZ_Chica is in the line of fire and has some exciting news for us!!
Come in AZ, what do you have!
| "Cathy the Cunt is back at it again! Looks like she is trying to get publicity for her friends Nikki "Famewhore" Reed and Oregano. What else can I say??? Love conquers all... Just ask Rob and Kristen!!! XOXOXOXO BTB AZ Chica" *Back in the Studio* Thanks BTB AZ, it looks like the cunt is loose again! And talking SHIT about our ROB?! Ohh no you didn't YOU OREGANO LOVING BITCH!!! "Twilight Director Talks Kristen Stewart and Ex Michael Angarano: "They Were Such a Great Couple" Read the whole load of crap HERE |
What a FUCKING CUNT CH is!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but she is just so fucking out of her mind! She praised ROb before and now she is saying this shit!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Okay she needs to be slapped!
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She just can't shut up, can she?!
ReplyDeleteKristen is with Rob! Deal with it Cathy. I'm sure Oregano is over it.
Btw, love the BTB news! 'Woman was found eating her cardboard Edward' LMAO! Amazing
first that Kim JaeJoong now Oregano, when this people is going to learn??? Rob has no comparison!!! besides, once she tried the monstercock she is ruined for other guys... especially Oregano!Cathy... I don't even... bitch please...
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LOL! too bad that guy got in between!
ReplyDeleteI FLOVE BTB News!!!! your avis on their faces... the breaking news... the details... LMAO!
ReplyDeleteWow. This is one bitter twat! I'm thinking she's pissed because her movie Twilight part 2...ooh wait..Red Riding Hood was a bomb. She sure does know how to piss off the wrong peeps. It's hard enough for Robsten to function as a couple anyway and this chocolate covered starfish has to say this.
ReplyDeleteAs a real housewife of OC said it perfectly, Is your asshole jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth???!!!
CH...what a cunt.
OMFG! I'm dying over here! We're news anchors!
ReplyDeleteMarcela, you are my ♥! LOVE YA BITCH!
LOVE THE New York gif! Whatever happened to her? lol
ReplyDeleteShe's just hungry and starving for attention. I guess she thinks wither it's good or bad it puts the spotlight on her. But it's not good in the twi-verse. Bitch can get cut talking that shit.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! I love that line! That is the funniest shit I've heard in a while!
ReplyDeleteThanks again FB! You crack me up!
You're welcome! I really can't take credit though. It's all those crazy bitches over on the BRAVO network that keep spewing out these fucked-up oneliners.
ReplyDeleteWhat?!
ReplyDeleteFiber is good for you!
and at one point it was made of wood!
LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteDude seeing pictures of Rob and Oregano now.... you can tell who's better and HOTTER!
ReplyDeleteROB FTW!!!!
CH CAN SUCK IT!
I would watch the show everyday!
ReplyDelete**This just in: Twinkie stock on the rise. that is all*** beep, bada, beep
LOL!!! You tell'er sistah'!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteCrazy bitter bitch!
LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was feeling it yesterday hahaha you look hot as news anchor! me... I look like a prude!! lol!
I love AZ in the line of fire! I hope she sees this today! ♥♥♥
I love you long time!
We take pride in providing our BTBs with best and latest news! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! Yeah, other important news are scrolling on the bottom of the screen... I hope they don't realize it was ME! chewing my cardboard's crotch!
ReplyDeleteshe went to reality hell! LOL
ReplyDeleteI loved her show! She had me cracking up every week with her crazy!
And yes, NY bitches are not ones you want to mess with!
You're skinny! You can tell I have thunder thighs! LOL
ReplyDeleteAZ is going to flip!
♥♥♥
Tell me about it! lmao. She's wacko.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! WTF is a thunder thigh?? LOL!!! I have no idea, but it made me horny
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Thunder thighs.
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LOL!!!
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LMAO! I fucking love Orlando Bloom - Only reason I had to watch Lord of Rings (some people may throw rocks and tomatos at me, but it's true!)
ReplyDeleteAwww he's cute! and he look Hawt with the blond locks lol!!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCKING SHIT EATING SHIT MASSIVE THIGHS!!!!!
ReplyDelete*dies*
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! That's what is under that anchor's table! lol
ReplyDeleteNO WAY!!!!!! LOL!!! EEEkkkkk
ReplyDeleteFLOVE this new reporting post!!! Great idea, Corazon!!!
ReplyDeleteOregano never had a fucking chance to keep Kristen!!! The proof is in the cock... Rob's Monstercock, that is!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe crazy, cougar bitch is bitter because Rob never gave her time on her casting couch! All she is left with is some Oregano to mask her "carpet" stench!!! Baaaahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe is one clever bitch, our Marcela!!! FLOVE her and you both!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is by far a classic of all posts today!!! My baby nearly popped out of my uterus and gave you a high-five when I saw this post! LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMUAH!!! Our star is here!!! The reporter from the line of fire!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI personally love my black leather gloves, scarf, and BTB mic because they serve for other sexy purposes!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! baby's proud of TV mommy!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet we could find some "cheese" between those folds... *AZ runs to vomit!*
I would watch our BTB show every day, too! I would go far and wide, long and hard, to cover a story! We'd be better than Tosh O. or Joan Rivers on E's Fashion Police!!!
ReplyDeleteCathy the Cunt always mentions Robsten when she is trying to promote one of her new projects or movies. She is pathetic! She is always trying to put Nikki Reed on a pedestal, too... Super Cunt!! The two bitches probably schemed-up this story while both were hanging out at the recent Sundance Festival!
ReplyDeleteMy personal favorite reality bitches are the Mob Wives on VH1!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah we do!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's so much penicillin growing in that valley it could cure cancer!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!! Flove you, BTB-Mariana!!!
ReplyDeleteOrgano is the same size of Kristen... I rest my case on the argument that Organo's cock compares to Rob!!! Never, never, never will cum close to Rob's!!!
This pic and caption are fucking hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteLet's bitch-slap dat hoe!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteNYC bitches are the best!!! I love it there!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!! You always know how to make me feel FLOVED!!!!!!! Smooches back!!!
ReplyDeleteOf course, the baby is proud... IT IS A GIRL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!! Or, enough cheese to feed a third world country!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the newscast! CH has yet to realize that her 15 minutes of fame were up in 2008. And as far as KStew and Oregano goes, that is between them. Theirs ended like a typical teenage romance...date the available guy until the hotter (HOTTEST) one cums along. Get over it and get over yourself Chatty Cathy...
ReplyDeleteDid anyone hear Kellan Lutz' comments on some Austailian radio show? It's posted on Robstenation...
ReplyDeleteFLOVE you too AZ!!!
ReplyDeleteKristen must be thinking, yeah Cathy is right, we were a cute couple... maybe i should dump the most beautiful man on earth and go back to the pothead... NO, PROBABLY SHE IS NOT!
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That man is huuuuung
ReplyDeleteKristen is one lucky bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteMhm.... he is. Yum
ReplyDeleteSure did read that on Robstenation! According to Kellan, K and R are "madly in love"!!! Unnnnnnffffffffffffff!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwwww, thanks, BTB-Mariana!!!
ReplyDeleteNo amount of Oregano's pot will make Kristen dump Rob for him!!! LOL!