Monday, January 30, 2012

Why? WHY?!?!

Why can't I have this man?!?!


-Yes, I hate my husband today and I want Robward instead! 





HOLY BICEPS BATMAN!

21 comments:

  1. I know, not fucking Fair!!!!

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  2. LOL someone is sleeping in the dog's house tonight...

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  3. Oh you know it sister!  LOL

    Cardboard Edward will be sleeping on his side! 

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  4. ARGH! 

    Plus nasty dreams of Rob are not helping his cause! LOL

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  5. Fuck I am right there with you Marcela!!! My husband has been in the doghouse for a while now... fucking men! Why can't we all have Rob?!?!?

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  6. UNF! Bicep humping!!!
    I would love to rub one out on that bicep!

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  7. LMAO!
    You know you done fucked up when you are "Replaced with a cardboard cut-out."
    Hilarious! I need one of those!

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  8. I'm just a little jealous. I want nasty Rob dreams too!!!
    ;)

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  9. LMAO! been there, done that!

    2012/1/30 Disqus <>

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  10. This man surely to God has some sort of inkling as to what he does to women!!!!
    I'm with wastedgirl here....that bicep....JHC!!  Kristen...you lucky,sexy bitch....you better treat him right! LOL

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  11. Agreed....but there has to be something wrong with him somewhere, right? I can't think of anything that would put me off though...Even farting under the sheets (funny), picking his nose (just use a tissue), leaving his clothes all over the bedroom (oops, my fault for ripping them off) ...I am one sick puppy!

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  12. just talked with FB...she sends her love and says shes fine. just busy.  nice to know we cared though.

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  13. FEB 11th needs to CUM like now!!! UNF

    I can just imagine him flipping me over, picking me up and having those biceps flex up against me!!!

    ****flooding on aisle 1****

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  14. good lord...could it be the popzilla funny is onto something?lollol
    could he actually have weird junk??  like melted candle weird?? 
    ....even now, I can hardly bring myself to care...I'd take him home...weird junk and all! LOL  ;D

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  15. I don't have a husband. C'mere Rob come to me! *opens arms*

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  16. I don't have one either so I'm in line with ya!

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  17. I have one that I'll share ...ooooo that sounds kinky!

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  18. Amen, sista!

    I'm turned off by smells.  I wonder if he does, truly smell bad?  Do I care if he smells bad?   Eh, no...  and since I'll never have the pleasure of being that close to him, I will pretend he smells like Fifty, or better yet, Eddie.

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  19. What I would give to have nasty dreams of Rob.  Can any of you BTBs control your dreams? Closest I've come to good dreams of Rob were about a week ago..... I was in the middle of reading 50 shades darker, and it was so heavy... and my dreams were laced with the drama... but no clear details.... 
    I can see Rob's face so clearly in my mind when I'm awake.  Why can't I while sleeping???So frustrating!!!!!  :-(  

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  20. I wish I could control them too!
    We need a Rob sleeping pill!
    - It will either give me great Rob dreams or knock Rob out so I can take advantage of him!

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