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I thought I was a twi-tard, but after reading some of these fucktastik posts I feel like a freaking Twi-amateur!!
I just spent 3 hours of my life pissing myself laughing reading
some of these posts!
Fucking hilarious!
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Oh Jeeez! This is so weird! Someone actually checks the weather in Forks and thinks about Edward?! WTF. They know he's not real do they?!
ReplyDeleteAnd making out with a husky that reminds her of Jacob? Whaaaattttt???
Ps: The one with the Edward cutout is you Marcela, right?! ;-)
I no longer think that WE are most twisted bitches in the world. These crazy twats are!!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...yeah and I thought I was crazy. I got nothin' on these fans.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! I have to admit I thought the same thing!!!
ReplyDeleteI always talk to my cutout Edward like a person *hangs head in shame*
Ok, gotta go take my crazy pills... lol
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, I'm quite impressed! lmao!
Dude, how long have I asked my husband to dip his hand in ice :/
Im pissed!
My husband just has to go outside for a second to feel like Edward! Fucking -40C out there!!!!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for that poor molested Husky! LOL
ReplyDeleteYah I'm saying Twi-tards! Seriously checking the weather in Forks?!?!?
ReplyDeleteGood morning my love!!!
ReplyDeleteday two of work, I don't feel life doing SHIT! LOL
HELP! I need a dose of "give-a-shit" pronto!! Before I lose my job! mwahahaha
I'm still on vacay mode :/
LMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm ok with it as long as there was no peanut butter involved... if there was, then I'm calling ASPCA! LOL
Perverts!
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteDude, im so done with the cold!! I'm staying in Vegas for alll winters to cum, Europe was cold as fuck! I have never worn so much clothes in my life! LOL
Morning BTB! Today's not a good day for me either. I started working out again. I haven't worked out since before Christmas. My size 4 jeans are screaming at me! Just like Joan Rivers says, just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits. WAH!
ReplyDeleteI always know when I gain weight. It goes straight to my tits, stomach and thighs. I just rambled again. Sorry!
I'll do my best to give you that "give-a-shit" boost! lol
Would it help if you could take out some frustration on Rob?
I gotta admit, when I hear a thunderstorm I always say "Somewhere the Cullens are playing baseball"
ReplyDeleteLOL
I'm such a loser!! http://thehotglove.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/loser.gif
Yah welcome to my world!!! Wanna come visit??? ;) You can get frostbite in 10 minutes but trust me I'll keep you warm! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing there was! The husky has better standards than that chick!
ReplyDeleteI'll admit to saying that too and my kids roll their eyes at me! lol. Well except Alie cause she's a girl and she can't resist the Rob charms either!
ReplyDeleteUNF that pic made me squirt a little, and no... that's not helping!! You just me more horny and now I wanna hump your leg!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI gained only 3 pounds in Europe, so im quite happy, it wasn't for the lack of eating im sure, but the damn walking, I walk more than Kung-Fu Seriously!!! LOL
I'll take a rain check and visit on summer!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAlthough the thought of you keeping me warm is twisting my arm quite hard!!!! Teehee
*sticks leg out* Cumn' get it!! lol
ReplyDeleteGood for you! That's awesome! I should have went to Europe with you maybe I wouldn't have gained like 8 fucking lbs. OINK.
Ewwwww
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!
SERIOUSLY I'm going to Forks in the spring I WAS susposed to go this past summer but my bff's FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT roomate decided to leave his unpaid car payments to my bff and she was not able to go last summer and I told her if that PIECE of SHIT is within spittin of this trip I SWEAR I WILL tie his ass to a chair and dump some cow shit aaallll over him and leave him there to rot in it
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! so do I! HA AHAH HAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!
ReplyDeleteaaaawwww you are training her well! and your sons are so funny my family the same way they just roll their eyes at me LMFAO!
ReplyDeleteI can't say I blame ya BTB!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! ha hahahaha
ReplyDeleteEwwww is an understatement! LOL
ReplyDelete*throws some "give-a-shit" fairy dust at Marcela*
ReplyDeleteshit I went from a size 18(almost 20) to a size 9/10! yep lost OVER 150 pounds
ReplyDeleteDAMN! WOA! MISS PUSSY calm down!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HAH AHA!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was 32 degrees this am in Northern California!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! the only thing I like about winter is christmas and thanksgiving and thats it I LOVE summer!
ReplyDelete*goes to call the men in the white coats from the "Happy Place"*
ReplyDeleteha haahhaha me too!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! oh that would be SOOO wrong!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteoh please I always say good morning to my framed pic of Rob *has therapist on speed dial*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! It must've been the 45 minutes walks to post-office to make a fucking phone call to america!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat is some seriously fucked up shit! Thanks for the laugh Marcela!
ReplyDelete"Today I made out with my large 'sybarian' husky..." First of all WTH is a 'sybarian' *maybe she should learn to spell before she learns to fuck* lol & that whole comment is not just fucked up that's fucking BEASTIALITY!! Holy fucking SHIT!!!!!! That goes way beyond Twi-Anything IMO! lmfao
I guess MLIT's don't have spell check or know how to use it.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry I do that too
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling FB I was in a size 4 before i got preggo. I'm a size 6 which is fine but I have this pudge from my c-section and I don't know if I'll ever get rid of it. I excercise now but something tells me it'snot going to get me back my flat tummy.
ReplyDeleteFuck where the hell do you live?
ReplyDeleteWow I'm not so bad!!
ReplyDeleteDamn! Did you give birth to a sea monkey? You only went to a size 6 during pregnancy?
ReplyDeletelol! well as of after my pregnancy i'm at a size 6. I gained less than 25lbs when I was prego. I was all baby. I'm pretty damn lucky to get no stretch marks with both of my kids but now I have a scar frommy my daughter.
ReplyDeleteWhere in Europe have you been? Sounds like a small town. And there was no internet?! Really? Jeeezz
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow we all feel normal, I love it!
Awwww I don't feel like a tard anymore! LOL
ReplyDeleteTold my hubbs I was going to go to see 'Water For Elephants' by myself at the theater. "Ok, I'm going to go into to the garage and watch 'Debbie Does Dallas'"....
ReplyDeleteMy DH isn't stupid. He knows Rob is for women, what porn is for men...
He truly doesn't know the half of it! ;-) MLIT
Summer is the best time of year! Plus my birthday is in the summer! lol.
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