Dude $60 later, she looks much better, a new heat lamp and antibiotics, he/she may pull it off I still don't know if its a girl or boy, i see no pecker or cooter, but "Harry" is looking much better lol
So lets hold the RIP, she may pull it off somehow.
Dude I have a 60 gallon fish tank and 12 fishes - and a fish bowl with one blue half moon Betta (AKA my other child)
He was so sad I was gone ;( He filled his bowl with tears... or maybe it was piss...
My 4-year-old is the one that called dibs in all the naming opportunities in his household, don't ask where he got Harry from as I have no idea! LOL
I tried to tell him to name the turtle "Ninja" so it would be THE NINJA TURTLE but no, he liked Harry... LOL
And yeah, the tank it's a bitch to clean, but I'm an expert now, lol 20 mins and Im done, my tank is kick ass "Eastern Island theme" with Moais and treasure chests and shit! LOL I'm so proud!
LOL!!!! Dude! I SOOOOO Wanted a Nemo! But no, we have: Katie, Shawn the snake, Batman, Robin, Vivi, Ashley, Mia, Nana, Papi, Mely, lion, and Tiger-2 (RIP-Tiger-1)
KRISTEN I FUCKIN' HATE YOU, BITCH! I HATE YOOOOUUU!
no i don't
You know my favorite kiss from him (so far)? The Twilight bedroom scene... THE LIP TWITCH! His lips are saying he is insane with lust and wants to fuck my... er... her brains out! He is barely making physical contact with me... Kristen... and my fucking vag is a fountain!
*squirts*
ReplyDeleteDouble squirts! Damnnnnnnnn!
ReplyDeleteOh fuck! Now that's a close up!
ReplyDeleteSo hot
The lip drag. *thud*
ReplyDeleteHow can a kiss scene get me wetter then a water park?
ReplyDelete*looks back at gif*
AH! That's why.
*thud*
ReplyDeleteNow we are lying together ;) lol
Wanna spoon?
I wanna spork! Fuck the spork! I wanna do the buffet with yoU!
ReplyDeleteHow's your turtle? I'm now obsessed with your turtle! Why didn't I know about him or her???!!! lol
I'd love to see him kiss her other lips. Sorry, the Krisbian is cumming out of me.
ReplyDeleteDude $60 later, she looks much better, a new heat lamp and antibiotics, he/she may pull it off
ReplyDeleteI still don't know if its a girl or boy, i see no pecker or cooter, but "Harry" is looking much better lol
So lets hold the RIP, she may pull it off somehow.
Dude I have a 60 gallon fish tank and 12 fishes - and a fish bowl with one blue half moon Betta (AKA my other child)
He was so sad I was gone ;( He filled his bowl with tears... or maybe it was piss...
LOL
Well those are my pets
HARRY THE TURTLE! Fucking genius! Who named the hard shell bad ass? Piss or tears...all in the name of love. lol
ReplyDeleteI love fish! They are so calming to watch. I just don't have the patience to clean the tanks and damn! You have a 60 gallon tank. OMG!
My 4-year-old is the one that called dibs in all the naming opportunities in his household, don't ask where he got Harry from as I have no idea! LOL
ReplyDeleteI tried to tell him to name the turtle "Ninja" so it would be THE NINJA TURTLE but no, he liked Harry... LOL
And yeah, the tank it's a bitch to clean, but I'm an expert now, lol 20 mins and Im done, my tank is kick ass "Eastern Island theme" with Moais and treasure chests and shit! LOL I'm so proud!
LMAO! If or when I get another pet I'm sending you a a pic of it and the two of you can name it for me! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt sounds amazaballs! Do you have a Nemo or is that too generic? lol
LOL!!!! Dude! I SOOOOO Wanted a Nemo!
ReplyDeleteBut no, we have: Katie, Shawn the snake, Batman, Robin, Vivi, Ashley, Mia, Nana, Papi, Mely, lion, and Tiger-2 (RIP-Tiger-1)
And my baby Betta is Blue the Piranha
You have a piranha??!! Holy Fuck Balls! What does Betta eat?
ReplyDeleteHe almost ate half of my first goldfish... lol that's why the nickname...
ReplyDeleteBut he's cool, he just a bit aggressive and needs to be away from other fishes ;) He reminds of myself LOL
here it's Blue:
file://localhost/Users/harissalkanovic/Desktop/BlackHM+.jpg
ReplyDeleteSqueezing my way right between those two...this is my new happy place!
ReplyDeleteSo fu-hu-hu-hu-hu-ckin hot.
ReplyDeleteKRISTEN I FUCKIN' HATE YOU, BITCH! I HATE YOOOOUUU!
no i don't
You know my favorite kiss from him (so far)? The Twilight bedroom scene... THE LIP TWITCH! His lips are saying he is insane with lust and wants to fuck my... er... her brains out!
He is barely making physical contact with me... Kristen... and my fucking vag is a fountain!
UUNNNNNNNFFFF!
(first gif I've made, don't know if it will work)
Here ya go, BTB.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEcNqmRuTyA
*twitching* (not his lip.... MINE)
ReplyDeleteYeah, tried to shorten it into a gif.... GET ME TO THE PART WHERE I JIZZZ.... FAST!
the pic at the bottom of my post might not work, but there is a link as well.
Does anyone know how to make gifs?... Not crazy with the site I used.