I have a confession to make *hangs head in shame*
I have cheated on you... but it's not my fault!
You see, I went on vacation and when I got snowed in I had nothing better to do than to watch my $10 Season 1 of The Vampire Diaries I got on Black Friday.
I never thought this would happen, as I wasn't into it before... But I fucking love Damon!!!
He is so hot
and
funny
and sexy...
and SARCASTIC oh God, Sarcastic...
I'm so sorry Rob, please tell me you are not mad?!
Fuck! You're so mad!
What are you doing Rob?!?
What are you gonna do to me?!?!? *CRIES*
FUCK ME TO DEATH?!?! WHAT?!?!
OK!! *happy dance*
Am I the only one obsessing over Damon? LOL
ReplyDeleteHe is so fine! God help me!!
Fuck I've loved Damon since Vampire Diaries started!!! He is so much hotter than Stefan!
ReplyDeleteRight?! LOL
ReplyDeleteStefan is much of a puss for me, but Damon, Dear God Help ME!!!
I wanna fuck him to oblivion!
He isn't a wuss now but he has a big head and isn't attractive to me! Now Damon......mmmmmmm! I'm right there with ya Marcela!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!! He DOES have a large head!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!! OMG I'm laughing so hard!!! I thought his body was too small~ you are too funny~!!
hahaha it's so the truth though! He looks so weird to me!!! I have respect for Nina Dobrev now too cause girl has good taste! She gets to fuck Ian all the time in real life! Lucky bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's cute. But every time I look at him I see the Incredible Hulk. I think it's his eyes. lol
ReplyDeleteFB the incredible hulk?!?!?! LMFAO
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! You're right!!! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll still fuck his hulk ass, only if rob is not near tho! *wiggles eyebrows*
If that is what gets Rob to fuck me to death than I'll do it.
ReplyDeleteThis will be the post about random stuff! LOL
ReplyDeleteBUT is anyone here has read "The Hunger Games" and it's waiting for the movie (that's cuming out in like 64 days?!)
Atta girl! LOL
ReplyDeleteI was never into VD but now... UNF so many eye candies!! I fucking love it! ;)
Good Morning my love!!!
ReplyDeleteI miss you!! Stop working out so much!! You're gonna disappear!
*Smooches* I miss your hot ass!!!
I fucking love her! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteR U Serious?!?! FUCK I'm new into VD so I don't know much!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteNow I'm wet... THANKS! LOL
-TELL ME MORE!!!
It's good your new to VD, although I'd rather you didn't have to deal with VD Marcela..... ;) LMAO sorry I couldn't resist!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat season are you ? Just the 1st? Yah Nina and Ian have been dating for a while. Season 2 and 3 are better than the 1st season! Hurry up and catch up! I don't want to spoil anything for you!
No.... is it good? Everyone is talking about it but I'm still stuck in my Edward world!
ReplyDeleteMe too!!! Let's take one for the team!
ReplyDeleteAren't a lot of our posts about random stuff.... well they turn that way a lot! lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm weird, I know! *rolls eyes* I see things that most people don't. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd I fucking LOVE U! *muah*
ReplyDeleteI wonder how big he gets when he really gets angry. lol
ReplyDeleteGirl! I am busting my ass to lose this holiday weight! I am determined to get back to my small 4 or even 2 size again. I miss being a 2. I still have all my 2 sizes. HOLDING ON BITCH! HOLDING ON!
ReplyDeleteMy body is so sore from starting my workout yesterday. I'll either make it or break it. I do love my Slim in6 workout. Ramp it Up fucks me up! But my legs and ass is so sore and this time it's not from getting freaky in the shower with the bf.
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteMe too, but I'm a book whore errrr I mean worm...
So I read all 3 books in 3 days! LOL it's a fast read... but it has no sex (booo) but it's definately a good read!
ps: I have all 3 books in PDF if you want em'
YES they are and I love it! I think that's why we got the boot from that other site. They hated that we strayed from their magnificent posts.
ReplyDelete*starts gagging*
LOL!! You sex animal!! I love it!
ReplyDeleteOh man you have will power!! I can't detach my ass from my desk right now, im still tired from the fucking trip! LOL
I'm on it!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI have to say that me and the bf's sexlife has intensifed since the BTB Universe was created. Thanks bitches! My bf is so happy he wants to send you all flowers. lol
ReplyDeleteHow was your trip? Was it amazing? How did your boys do?
Your not weird, your perceptive and we fucking love you for it! lol.
ReplyDeleteWell I fucking love both of you..... so there!
ReplyDeleteplease??? Do u have my e-mail?
ReplyDeletebranin_1608@yahoo.ca
Well fuck 'em! This place is so much better and more entertaining!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so fucking glad I have this site to hide with....lol. The kids are home from school because with windchill it was -50C this morning!!! But all they are doing is fighting and Austin is cranky cause he's still having post-concussion symptoms.... anyone need a moody kid?
Good!!! I will say I won't object to any Damon posts.... Ian is a fuck hot man! Third to Rob and then Ryan Gosling....lol.
ReplyDelete*hugs BTB*
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but I can't take him... I have 2 of my own! LOL
OOOOOOh! I love an angry Rob!
ReplyDeleteLets provoke him some more!
They are fine ;)
ReplyDeleteYesterday I went to the store to buy new curtains, and guess what?!
Next door was a pet store so I walked out with 4 more tropical fishes *shakes head*
I'm an aquarium obsessed twat with no new curtains! LOL
Dear lord! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMy clit got a boner!
awww....*smooch*
ReplyDeleteand we both love you!
ReplyDeleteDude, it feels like Valentine's! LOL
Me to please!
ReplyDeleteMy sister recommended it,
and since she is the one who started my Rob/twilight obsession, I
usually listen to her book suggestions.
Once I finish the Dragon Tattoo series, it's next on the list!
sigmelou@gmail.com
Oh yeah! We fucking, fucking love you! So there back! *snap*
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteI have a bf that acts like a moody kid. NO THANK YOU!
ReplyDeleteYou should hear him when he's playing his MW3 game. He has his headphones on and he is bitching out loud! All I hear is, "fucking campers" , "no way man", "what the fuck" etc. etc..I thought it was a good idea getting him the headphones but it's just as bad.
You don't wanna be crazy like me and have 3??? LOL.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start calling you Ariel, you will be my little mermaid! ☺
ReplyDeletehahaha we need some mushy cards and flowers now!
ReplyDeleteHow's things across the pond, WG?
ReplyDeleteUgh I hear ya! My hubby is the same way!!! I gotta say I can handle a moody kid more than a moody hubby! Moody kid gets sent to bed..... can't really make hubby goto bed without promises of sex....lol.
ReplyDeleteexcuses...excuses. *nudges Marcela* lol
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteSent it!!!
ReplyDeleteLemme know if you got it alright! ;)
Sent it!!!
ReplyDeleteLemme know if you got it alright! ;)
I know!!! Angry Rob gets me all tingly inside!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow we do whatever the fuck we BTBs want!!! ;)
LMFAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Marcela!
ReplyDeleteYou Rock! (of course!)
Damn skippy! *hugs BTB*
ReplyDeleteno way, I'm already drunk and heavily medicated... have mercy! LOL
ReplyDeleteGeez! Damn ever since I've been reading MOTU every pic of Rob re,Indus me of certain scenes and gets me totally soaked! If I had a bf right now, he would be one tired sore mofo!
ReplyDeleteBut can we just have both? This is the kind of van sandwich I would love to be in the middle of! Yummers!
Cold and snowy. Perfect cuddling weather!
ReplyDeleteI was so happy to see you guys didn't black out today! I don't know what I would have done with out my BTB fix!!!!
*shoots self in the head*
ReplyDeleteHappy now? LOL!!!
Muah! My sexual pleasure! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!! instead of the crazy cat lady, I'm the crazy fish twat...
ReplyDeleteI like Ariel Better!!! LOL
Amen Sista'!
ReplyDeleteI saw the movie "Drive" on the plane, and DAMN! He's a hot SOB!
Got it!!! Thank you!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy you loved it!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave you read "The Office" fanfic? I have it too if you want it, short but HOT! it's my #2 after MOTU ;)
FB and I talkedabout him when you were gone.... I used to have a crush on him when he was on Breaker High too....back in the 90s. It was the cheesiest show ever but I loved it!
ReplyDeleteLOL I need to start doing that! It wouldn't be so bad if the hubby wasn't the biggest kid of them all! Seriously I have 4 kids!
ReplyDeleteI know it's sad ;( I blacked out my Tumblr account, so BTB's are in on the fight, but still open for business!
ReplyDeleteCFT for short!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGod, we think alike....I do have that in PDF and pulled it up last night to read a couple of chapters....can't read them on my TwiPad though, unless someone knows of a PDF App?
ReplyDeleteYes, I read the first book and I'm reading the second one now. And I want to see the movie.
ReplyDeleteNo black out for us! I demonstrate my opinions through hacking or burning a bitches house down! But we would never black out the one that that gets us through the day. lol
ReplyDelete♥ u!
Dude yo my sista' form a different motha'!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThe trailer looks awesome!! I can't fucking wait! :)
ReplyDeleteI know! Can't wait to see Peeniss (Peeta+Katniss) in action! What a great name, right?! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG That's hilarious! I'm a big fan of Penis now (i had to shorten it)
Oh Good God It's been a day of good laughs!
as for me I am not a Vampire Dairies fan the dude however has pretty eyes BUT Rob has SEXY FH eyes that could(if he had the power to do it LOL) burn a hole thru my panties! *comforts Marcela* it's okay......
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmm my idea vampire sandwich is(double decker one) is Rob, Kellen, Jackson, Alec,(Stockhard) and Stephen(Moyer) ;)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good one too bad it's not in a book then I'd buy it LOL!
ReplyDelete(as FB says) GOTDAMN he is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE'S MAD
ReplyDeletehe makes my girlie bits get all tingley!
ReplyDeletelets call it "random wenesdays" ha ha ha ha ha!!
ReplyDeleteFriday, March 2nd baby!! IT IS IN THE THEATER!!
ReplyDeleteoh my god and when he says to Christines charater I've missed you!
ReplyDeleteand thrusting!!! and the moaning and the panting and the moaning and the thrusting and the panting and the moaning and the thrusting and more thrusting and then OOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOO YEEEESSSS!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! HILARIOUS see my comment above of what I wrote LOL!!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! ha ha hahaahha
ReplyDeleteI snuck on the(RC) site and our names are STILL on the list LOL! you are still the number one blogger and I'm number 3 HILARIOUS I did'nt comment but one of the posts had to do with Nikki and Kristen GOD THEY SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF SCORNED FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteAMEN BTB!!!
ReplyDeleteYEP!!! GROUP HUG! *slaps FB on the ass*
ReplyDeleteyeah here in California it is COLDER THAN A WITCHES TIT IN A BRASS BRA
ReplyDeletethank god or I would have to be rushed to Rehab for a withdrawl!
ReplyDeletewhy did that happen *0*
ReplyDeletethey act like a bunch of fucking childeren honestly they need to GROW THE FUCK UP I have my reasons why I left because it had to do with a cast memebers of the Saga that I love and I fucking had it up to here with their BS so I left quietly and did not cmemetn sicne and I LOVE IT HERE SO FUCK THEM AND THE HOIRSE THE RODE ON!
ReplyDeletesounds like my nephew LMAO I swear he is SO competitve when it comes to playing video games he goes BALISTIC ha hahaha and I say calm the fuck down to him every time LMAO!!
ReplyDeletethis is why girls mature faster than boys LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteIt's more fun being fun then it is being bitchy and mean. Don't get me wrong some people need to be laughed at but it got to the point to where every post was just bitter. I think that's why we steered away from the posts and just made our own conversations and they didn't like that.
ReplyDeleteWe're home now, that's all that matters!
*hugs*
P.S. They will be haunted by our top commenters list FOREVER! lol
Hey woman!! We missed you all day!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO so true!
ReplyDeleteI agree and I know exactly what your talking about Leah. I haven't commented or gone there since this site was started!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Good Idea!!
ReplyDelete"Ghost of awesome commenters past" Awesome movie title! LOL
ReplyDeleteThe Office was great!
ReplyDeleteI discovered this site when I was looking at old posts on RC (see, it's good for something), leading me to one of the BTB's disqus, which led me here.
ReplyDeleteI post on RC too, but it's like an empty chasm... I can only hear my echo.... echo... oo.. o
I love talking to you BTBs on this site, you all bring smiles to my face!
Did you see Mell over there? I miss her.
ReplyDeletehey missed ya too! my nephew stayed home from school and was on the computer all day *.0
ReplyDelete*takes bow* thank you! ;)
ReplyDeleteGirl! You have got to take control of that situation! You want me to talk to him?
ReplyDeletethats right we are here and thats what matters! and yeah we will be haunted by our top commenters LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO yep!! *we will be haunted by three spirts THE BTB's one is the ghost of FUCK ME HARD the second is the ghost of MONSTER COCK and the ghost OF YET TO "CUM" I know that soinded LAME but I coucd'nt resisit LOL11
ReplyDeleteWOO PREACH IT BTB!!!
ReplyDeleteaw *HUGS* <3
ReplyDeleteno I did'nt see her :(
ReplyDeleteyeah I just felt like everyone was just not really acting like true fans and just acting(as FB said) bitter and not having fun and just acting like either juvenilles or scorned EX- girlfriends of Rob's LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteYEP! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteha hahahaha okay but lots lof luck he is seventeen and it goes in one ear and out the other!
ReplyDeleteI'm a 36 D I can get a 17 year old males attention and keep it! *wink*
ReplyDeleteYup! Jealous bitches! lol.
ReplyDeleteI know how to convert the pdf so you can read it on your iphone, ipad or whatever reading app you use it! download this app, it's very
ReplyDeletesimple! I make all my books to read in the Kindle app which makes it nice and pretty to read!
http://calibre-ebook.com/
i want please!
ReplyDeleteAgain...we have another Goddess in BTB World! I can now convert my favorite FF's to my TwiPad! My life could only get better if Robward invited me to his Red Room of Pain or fucked me on the conference room table - either one will do...
ReplyDeleteLOL! You da best sista eva!
ReplyDeletefucking funny as hell - peeniss--let's see if that name sticks!
ReplyDeleteAnother random book thought...has anyone here read and finished Cosmopolis. I can't get through that motherfucker...too cerebral for me!
ReplyDeleteanytime Karen! I am still reading MOTU! 3 days in and OMG i luv it!
ReplyDeleteI need to read the FLood next! oops mena the Office!
***changes panties yet again!****
Can you please send me "The Office"? I fucking deleted it after re-reading the first couple of chapters in PDF!!!! I am such a TWAT...my email is damada92@hawaii.rr.com....
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