Monday, January 16, 2012

HOLY FUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

I'M FUCKING KARATE JUMPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FIFTY SHADES AKA MOTU
MAY CUM OUT IN A FUCKING MOVIE!

Words fail me...



So? What do you say we cast  this puppy?!


Read the article HERE

110 comments:

  1. Stab me in the vagina and let me bleed to death, I don't think my body can take this... 
    *dies*

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  2. HOLY FUCK BALLS! You came out swinging with posts your first week back from your holiday!!

    Is it wrong that I am now sitting on my monitor and grinding while I hold the keyboard and type this message?? Nahhhh.

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  3. LOL!!!!

    Dude I missed you and the blog and the girls!!! I can't stop typing!!! 

    ldhopgihWGHprgjGH-gj:KSDjglkGOLHDGipsg 

    Hehehe ;)

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  4. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *flatlines*

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  5. Realistically I could see them doing it. They obviously don't have a problem with nudity or sex. WE SHOULD START A PETITION!!!!

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  6. *grabs clipboard*

    Let's go!! we gonna go knock some doors like fucking Jehovah's witness!!! 

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  7. Let me tell you (cause someone pointed it out to me):
    It is not appropriate to moan out load at work!   lol

    Thanks ladies! Keep 'em cummin'!

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  8. LOL!!!

    Who knew!! *porn moans*

    Good thing I got my door shut!!! LOL

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  9. RK porn yum!!

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  10. I will sign every person I know on that list!

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  11. I do reserve the right to hump the hell outta this pic later!

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  12. Do the mental hump!!!, it works in crowded environment, church or important meetings!

    Free trial! at BTB Store

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  13. LMAO!!
    Lets add pets too! Cause my kitty wants this to happen pretty bad!

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  14. LOL!!!!

    I bet everyone's Kitty wants this to happen, even to the ones that do NOT have pets!! LOL

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  15. We'll start with your Mormon friends.

    MORMONS FOR MOTU!! LOL

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  16. Oh! right, cat. My bad, this post pic is soooo distracting! But its the best kind of distraction!

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  17. I swear if Rob and Kristen did the movie we all would have to meet up in Vegas and see it! We just gotta! It's what we stand for! lol

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  18. LMFAO!!!!

    That fucker still in my shit list, but he's making the list too!! LOL

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  19. I'll pack a bunch of arm floaties! We just have to lock arms when the "flood" gets too crazy. Can't be losing any BTBs!!!

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  20. LOL!!! With half of my baby fish hanging from his mouth? LOL Damn Harry! 

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  21. Mormons for MOTU


    and 

    Jehovah's witness = Witness THIS *crotch shot of Fifty*

    I love this Tees!!! LOL

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  22. Little Edward and Bella must be included, or was it Renenenenememememe??? LOL

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  23. Just keep swimming ~ 
    http://youtu.be/CmyUkm2qlhA

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  24. I've never read the book or the Fanfic version but from what everyone is saying..... that would really make me fucking happy! :) Especially with an R rating! ;)

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  25. We need stickers too for the people who sign the petition! 

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  26. Mightbe better off building an ark!!!

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  27. Keep typing! We're definitely enjoying it!

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  28. Did you lose your BTB issued sparkle peen?

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  29. DUDE!!! You must read it!!! 

    I have both FF and books if you want them ;) 

    My sex life it's never been the same after I read that! LOL

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  30. Or just squirm and blame restlessness! Do a little seat wiggling! 

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  31. LOL!!!!

    Shit! Yeah, the airport security removed it from my bag!! LOL

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  32. Fucking security!!! I'm sure theres more at the BTB clinic!!! Check the storage closest! I know we've gone through a few but I'm sure we're good! lol. 

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  33. hahahaha so you weren't always this horny? Well fuck maybe I will have to read it!

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  34. HOLY FUCK!!!  I had to read this a couple of times before I could compute in my head! 

    Okay, Marcela you on a roll with all this damn horny, sexy pics and vids!!!

    I have not read those books yet. Just got them for my Kindle app this weekend and so weird how this post is about them! 

    BTB's WIFI is on the HIGH!!!

    Love it!

    Oh, any other books anyone can recommend that are in this category that I should have read?  I'm so behind (literally) in reading some new books!

    ****bends over to be spanked just like that above pic for being a Naughty BTB****

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  35. LOL!!! I was... but minus the rope and spankings *bats eyelashes*

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  36. Dude I'm back and I feel like a whore on crack!!!

    LOL!!

    Just so you see how much I miss you all!!

    How weird you just got these books!!! That's BTB-6th sense right there!!!

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  37. *does the seat wiggle*

    Gosh, people are gonna think I have ass worms LOL

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  38. Oh look, there is 1 left, you BTBs where busy!!
    LOL

    We need to place a new order!

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  39. *Gets out inventory list* How are we with Shammanties? Any other BTB supplies?

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  40. Hahahaha blame it on new European undies!

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  41. Hahahah Yah I figured you were never unhorny! LMAO I love you Marcela!!! *bats eyelashes*

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  42. I read the FF and have the first 2 books....I already emailed the author that they should cast R/K in the roles...it would be fanfuckingfastic! Horniest shit I ever read...

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  43. You are a hardcore BTB at work!! Hmm...Do you think we should all email the author? Is there really power in numbers??

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  44. LMAO!!! If she did someone should return it because we had them all personalized with our names on them.

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  45. We should probably restock ASAP because of Bel Ami cumming out soon. ☺

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  46. *sniff* 

    How i miss him... he was like a drug to me...

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  47. Are they from India, trying to pretend they are in NY?? LOL I flove it!!

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  48. The 3rd book is coming out in a few days right?!?! 

    I can't fucking wait!!!

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  49. I'm there...when do we leave?

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  50. Grab some naught FF over at TWCS....lots of smut, BDSM stories over there.

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  51. Huh Karen? I'm a newbie to any other sites! I'm totally devoted to BTB UNCENSORED. Please don't lol at me.

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  52. Good idea! I'd never noticed that but probably because I'm not closely examining my sparkly peen when I'm needing it! ;)

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  53. NEVER! We are here to teach and learn!
    TWCS: Stands for "The Writers Coffee Shop" http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com

    and BDSM: Stand for steamy sex of dominance and submission (description in full here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) 

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  54. It's why we love you so much Marcela!!!

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  55. Order double what you did last time! lol. 

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  56. THanks! & ok I'm LOL at me thinking that BDSM meant " Breaking Dawn Sex Memoirs"

    Will check the coffee shop one out!

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  57. Ok did I just see you write you haven't read Motu yet!!?!?!?? girl what are you waiting for.

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  58. Are you guys on facebook? I know a page that has been helping me find the most amazing Fanfics.  (18+ twilight fanfics ) Ask them to add you on and they will help. I found great BDSM, also some others that I would be happy to reccommend. I have read so many of them.

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  59. As long as Rob and Kristen are in it. Fuck.....But I don't see that happenin

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  60. Yes we are. ☺ Who do you want us to get added with? I'll do it!

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  61. I don't know about that. They don't have a prob with sex and nudity in movies. We might get lucky! Did you see my comment that if they are in the movie we all have to fly out to Vegas to see it?! I'm so there!

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  62. Ok what is MOTU? I'm freaking lost. I got the books Fifty shade of grey & the second on of that. But now I'm all confused about what I should have read......


    ***bows head down in shame & feels RETARDED!!!!****

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  63. I'm retarded with you!!! I get so lost with all the FF out there. WAH!

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  64. Ok I joined And if I'm figuring this out right, you all saying to read " master To You" right?

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  65. Master of the Universe, it's a twilight fanfic.  Fifty shades of grey and those books you have is that story .  except it was Bella and fuck hot Edward and not Ana and Christian.  * looks down at Aurora and tells her to get on her knees* Does that answer ur question? gets the tflogger

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  66. Its 18+ twilight fanfics. Search for them on facebook.

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  67. Maybe i'll see you on there? sometime?

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  68. Before I get on my knees for you.....any links to it? Or where can I get a PDF of it? Damn I'm searching and not finding it :(

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  69. I can send the PDF to yeah. Just give me your Email and I can send it to you.

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  70. *****kisses Angela's feet and bows to her*****

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  71. Duh! Email is aurora7723@gmail.com

    thanks a million!

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  72. http://www.facebook.com/Marcela.Hard4Rob
    That's me! 

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  73. This is our site!!! 
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/BTB-Uncensored-Page/251072568287907

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  74. Yep...I haven't ordered my copy yet (bad BTB)...maybe I need to be punished..please?

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  75. Can you send me PDF of motu I've read it initially and would like to read it again!! I love 50!! My email is roxynery@yahoo.com Thanks in advance!!! By the way I love you blog !!

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  76. I have the PDF of FF version Motu. I can send to you

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  77. Good morning & thanks very much! Got it all! I converted it to My Kindle app so I can read it easier!

    Will start diving into it after morning breakfast! :0)

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  78. May I have the PDF version also....stupid me never saved the original! I have the books, but I want the E/B version too! Greedy bitch, I know....

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  79. Sorry...my email address is damada92@hawaii.rr.com.....thank you!

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  80. I deleted your e-mail, I don't want you to be getting spam mail ;) Let me know when you get MotU!! 

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  81. I edited you comment to delete your e-mail address, I don't want you to get spammed ;))

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  82. Sent it! Enjoy!

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  83. Marcela and Angie...You are Goddesses of the BTB World! Once again I can enjoy the original MoTU...as much as I love 50 Shades of Grey nothing beats MoTU. I'm so happy I may venture into the Red Room of Pain just for kicks ( or kinks)!!!

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