It's not long, so give it a shot.
We have heard so much crazy shit this week, this fic will sound normal... or maybe not...
Here is a little teaser to get you started!!!
~~"Moo, mooooooo," I thank him and nuzzle against his groin.
My cowpoke hisses and takes a step back. "Come on now, girl, let's go hose you down.
After my cleaning is complete, he brushes my hair and braids it. I'm appreciative, but I wish he'd just milk me already! My udders are so swollen that they feel like they're about to burst - all three of them.
That's right, I have three. Well, two regular ones and a third that started out as just an extra nipple, but grew to a decent size once he started milking it.
At first I thought it was a curse, but now that I'm carrying three calves inside me, I can't see it as anything else but pure fate!~~Read the whole fic HERE
Brain-bleach provided free, courtesy of Marcela and FB~
Bahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSo fucked up!!!!!
I've read that. Little weird but it's hot!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah it had the "WTF" face the whole time! LOL
I started reading the first few lines, and couldn't anymore... my eyes were filled with tears.
ReplyDeleteI came back to it a few minutes later, when I was able to breathe again, and read some more.
*_*
I'm dehydrated from laughing to tears, and vomiting (over crazy tampon eater as well).
How can people have this shit in their head?
I was ready to smack you for the hot comment! I was actually confused.... guess it was the blonde in me showing again! I finally figured out she was a human pretending to be a cow! Fucking weird ass shit people have in their heads!
ReplyDeleteFuck that is some sick ass shit! Really she shit on him after he fucked her starfish! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
ReplyDeleteOk. Just finished this gem of a story, and you know who I think wrote it?..... Rob.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even kidding, doesn't this kind of seem like the type of thing he would do?
Lol. I wasn't serious
ReplyDeleteWTF....
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck did I just read??!!! And WHY???
ReplyDeleteI have no words.......This 'story' is so sick. Ewwwwwww
"But just as I'm ready to take a nap, something happens in my tummy and
before I can control it, a thunderous fart escapes me and the watery poo
shoots out of my ass and sprays my cowpoke in the chest." WHAT IS THIS?! Ahhhhh I need brain bleach
I think they left out the part where he donkey punches her. ☺
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! That was the first thing I thought of!
ReplyDeleteThe BTB brain, powerful and synchronized!
ReplyDeleteOk from the responses I think I will pass on reading this one! Still reading MOTU & don't want to ruin it.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!
ReplyDelete" she was a human pretending to be a cow!"
LOL Exactly!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteStick to MOTU Darling! Good Idea!
Wasn't that what it was? Fuck I'm confused!!! Maybe hubby is right and I should just let my hair go back to my natural colour.... LMAO
ReplyDeleteI know!!! So fucking disturbing!!!
ReplyDeleteGood!!! I was about ready to send you on a permanent stay at the BTB Clinic!
ReplyDeleteI want to cry because it's so bad and disturbing and disgusting! And the person who made the banner should be sued for using the pics of Rob and Kristen for this piece of shit of a story!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to watch BD now. I need something nice to look at. :-)