It's that time again!
I'm wigglin' & gigglin' to see what you mastermind BTBs come up with!
Am I just over medicated on antihistamine meds or is Tay giving me the fuck stare? AND I'm kinda enjoying it.
I'm wigglin' & gigglin' to see what you mastermind BTBs come up with!
Am I just over medicated on antihistamine meds or is Tay giving me the fuck stare? AND I'm kinda enjoying it.
Bella: "hey jacob, Edward, how about a threesome"
ReplyDeletejacob: *howls* aaaaawoooooooooo!!!!
Edward: who's your daddy?! *humping doggie style*
Bella:*moaning* yooooouuuuu are!
jacob: *licking Bella's cooter* " heh heh heh heh!" slurp*
Edward: come on say it! say it out loud! say it!
Bella: YOOOOOUU ARE OH YESSSSS OOOOHHOOOO!!!
Rob thinking: if i just carefully slide my hand a little further down her legs and under her dress without letting anyone notice, I'll reach the promise land.
ReplyDeleteKristen: 'Rob, please play me like you play your guitar'
ReplyDeleteRob: 'Oh yeah, let me think about a nice sexy song'
Taylor: 'Why am I in this picture?!'
LMAO! Maybe I was wrong about the Tay fuck stare. Maybe he's just pissed off about being in the pic completely.
ReplyDeleteMmmm....the promise land.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hd7qGzTe3o&feature=related
You just turned the post into Threesome Thursday! lol
ReplyDeleteLmao idk what that was...
ReplyDeleteThat's what I think! LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG, what is this?! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou confirmed it, it was my meds fucking with me. THANKS, BTB! lol
ReplyDeleteIt's Katie from Horton hears a Who! lol
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJkaKAIl_Fc
I suck at caption but Rob looks pissed.
ReplyDeleteHe looks really focused and so does his wondering hand. *giggles*
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/xJkaKAIl_Fc
ReplyDeletelol omg!
ReplyDeleteIt's Katie from Horton hears a Who! LOL
ReplyDeleteCom'on!! You don't know Katie???
ReplyDeleteNope sure don't. Where's it from?
ReplyDeleteRob: "You feel this blade against the back of your neck, Taylor?"
ReplyDeleteKristen:*quietly* "Stop Rob, you'll hurt him."
Rob: "Get your hand off his shoulder, bitch!"
Taylor: *gulp*
(Wow, aren't I in a mood)
You've put a gangsta spin on a photo-shoot. ME LIKES! ☺
ReplyDeleteHorton Hears A Who!!!
ReplyDeleteOh! I've seen that movie countless times. Idk I didn't put two and two together.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen that movie and I have kids! lmao.
ReplyDeleteHello..my name is Edward, Master of the Universe and these are my submissives, Bella and Jacob. Would you like to cum and play with us?
ReplyDeleteRob: Think we could sell more copies of the mag if we show them the fun we had last night instead of this boring pic?
ReplyDeleteTaylor: I don't know I'm kinda rocking this sex stare thing I got going on.
Kristen: I'll do the same move I did last night!?
Rob and Taylor: I'M IN!
It's so FUNNY! I went to the theater to see it with a friend and her two kids. I think Allie would have a blast watching. Jim Carey is the voice of Horton.
ReplyDeleteThe only movie she will watch is Beauty and the Beast....lol. She has no attention span!
ReplyDeleteHHAW is perfect then. It's nothing but funny voices and noises. I LOVES IT!
ReplyDeleteOoohhhh! The power-trip angle. My nipples just got hard!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I want the video footage of that photo-shoot!
ReplyDeletehahahaha maybe we'll wait to watch it! lol.
ReplyDeleteYou and me both!
ReplyDeleteTaylor: I can't believe you get to do this shoot in nothing but a damn bath towel!
ReplyDeleteKristen: I TOLD you...that dress had cum stains all over it...asswipe!
Rob: You shouldn't have moved! I knew I couldn't hold out any longer! At least you're hiding my huge fuckin' boner right now!
Taylor: hubbawhaaa???
It's been awhile since it came out. But you can't forget about KATIE! lol
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteAfter this I won't forget her lol
ReplyDeleteYEAH BABY! awesome! LOL
ReplyDeletehey you are new here welcome and love your caption! ha ha ahah ha!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeletelove it!!! that is a good one!
ReplyDeleteI want to see the video footage too lol
ReplyDeleteokay! ;)
ReplyDeleteand me too! ha hahaha
ReplyDeleteohhhooooo! my cooter just twinged!
ReplyDeleteIKR?! he does look pissed it looks like he wants to punch the photographer out ha ah ahha ha
ReplyDeletemmmmmmm that wondering hand ;)
ReplyDeleteha ha ahhahaha!!
ReplyDeletebetween him and Taylor they both look pissed haah ahhaha!
ReplyDelete*takes FB meds away* no more seeing things! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOHHHOOOO The Promise Land
ReplyDeleteI saw this movie thanksgiving night when I was in the ER it is pretty good LOL
ReplyDeletethats Katie from Horton Hears a Who shes cute :D
ReplyDeleteyour kids would love it It's a cute movie
ReplyDeleteBeauty and The Beast will be out(for a limited time) int he theater on January 13th in 3D :/
ReplyDeleteI like it too it's cute and very humorous :)
ReplyDeleteyeah Katie rocks!! I do remember seeing that sence
ReplyDeleteIt looks as if he's looking at a monitor, and he can see more clearly how fucked up this pose looks.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Exactly.
ReplyDeleteYup! I'm a newbie to the dark recesses... Rob's Closet also.
ReplyDeleteI have been a Rob fan for over three years now. I don't know how in the Fucksten I have missed these blogs over the years. This shit is hilarious!
I have always visited the boring sites, such as the (twilight)movie.orgs, robert-pattinson.co.uk, and robsessed (that one is cool though).
Now I've found you bitches, and I can finally get off my chest things that I have always wanted to say.
It's time to let down my inhibitions, (and my pants) and really explore the dr!!
You bitches rock!
Dig your roots in deep and stay awhile. The fun has only begun.
ReplyDelete*evil grin*
Taylor: You know you want me
ReplyDeleteKristen: pats Taylor's shoulder "No they really want me"
Rob: I don't know what you all are talking about but all they want and will have is Me!
hey welcome fellow BTB!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! probably ha ha hahaha
ReplyDeletetheres no sound to it *0* lol!
ReplyDeleteI remember her<3 I watched the movie. Shes such a strange thing. lol
ReplyDelete